#sellers be like it's a vintage regency item and then it's plastic glued to polyester
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historic-on-main · 2 years ago
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"vintage made to order" made to order means it's new, bitch
"vintage-inspired" okay WHAT vintage??? is the style victorian gothic??? 70s disco?? medieval??????? "vintage" isn't an era you dumb bastard
"vintage pre-2010" I am going to beat you to death with a calendar
"vintage-looking" you mean broken?? you mean cracked??? you mean "might be original or a recreation but I can't tell"? you mean "I got it for 2 dollars at a thrift store and will now try to pass it off as a valuable antique for 200"?????????
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