#sebastian thinks hes funny

[serpentsillusion]

(MC with a laser pointer)

MC: Hey Ominis check this out.

*Starts zig-zagging the laser behind Sebastian*

Sebastian: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

*wand whooshing, flicking and crashing sounds*

Sebastian: Fuck you red dot

Ominis: Are you using the laser pointer again?

MC: *laughing to herself*

MC: Yee

[vinestaff]

sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

[livetogether--diealone]

from the man himself 💜

[ghost-bard]

I think at least some of varrics issues would be fixed if he looked into bisexuality and thats all i have to say on the matter

[bull-shit-suji]

WAIT follow up thought sebastian gives ciel the victorian equivalent of too much benadryl for an asthma flair up and every time he goes to check up on him all ciel sees is

[buggitino]

more headcanons about sebastian solace from the hit game pressure roblox

back on my bullshit and i promise i only talk about The Situation a little bit

☆ his third arm is more sensitive than the other two (i'm thinking that either the USHD doctors fucked something up during the operation OR it grew in wrong, nerve endings closer to the epidermis and whatnot, something like that)

☆ just hates being touched in general, he’d rather initiate that contact (need an update where he gently —> not very gently shakes expendables off (depending on whether and how much they’ve annoyed/flashbanged him) when they climb him) ☆☆ part of this is due to trauma, he cant trust anyone to touch him without hurting him ☆☆ the other part is that he’s got that fucking dawg in him (i’ll get to this in a second)

☆ unlike what his new voice lines are starting to suggest about his character (i’m not gonna talk about zerum again because i think everyone knows what's happening at this point and ive already thrown in my two cents) he does NOT hate the expendables. literally his first line upon meeting him in his shop has him calling himself your friend (as strained of a connection as it may be, he could very easily not offer items, not share documentation/info, and just take the expendables data and hoard anything he picks up to make it harder for them to get to the crystal) (like yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship but if sebastian didn't care about or sympathize with the expendables to some extent, it wouldn't be). i really do think he just has a short fuse (i'm not going to bring up trauma again, however-) and says things he doesn't mean (e.g. “they deserved it. and frankly so do the rest of you.” (im coping with the mischaracterization of these new lines leave me alone)) as a means of protecting himself and pushing the expendables further away (both physically and emotionally)

☆ he’ll act like a brat once they’re done, but he lets younger expendables sleep in his shop (he cares about them but would never in a million years let them know that) ☆☆ if a younger one comes in with a bunch of adult expendables, he’ll treat them all the same but will secretly slip the younger one some extra batteries, gauze, something unnoticeable (he feels especially responsible for the younger male expendables cause they remind him of his little brother)

☆ sometimes he thinks he can hear his family's voices on the radio, just under all the static, calling out for him like a search party would. he used to cry over this but he almost got caught once by an expendable coming into the shop so he does his best to tune it out. it’s hard. guilt pulls at his stomach every time he hears a clip of his family, begging for him to come home, to respond, something, anything, and he ignores it.

☆ autism (cause i said so) - i'm including this one for the sole reason that he does the dinosaur thing with his third arm and generally keeps his hands clasped together in the secret dinosaur position (he just like me fr) ☆☆ hates bright lights (the only light he uses/allows in his shop is the one he emits) (its a very soft/warm hue as opposed to the bright fluorescents throughout the rest of the facility) (not to bring up the flash beacon, obviously nobody likes getting flashbanged and he's got angler eyes but sTILL)

☆ he used to hate eating fish (pre-op) and now he’s pissed cause it’s all he has available and the DNA changes made it so fish is the yummiest tastiest thing in the world (i like imagining him actively fighting the urge to eat whatever fish he’s cooked in one bite cause he refuses to acknowledge that he's changed on a level that isn't physical/appearance-based)

☆ calls grown adults “kiddo” (even the ones that are older than him) ☆☆ he gets a certain kind of joy from seeing the 40/50/60 year old expendables try to figure out just how old he is after they get called “kiddo”. it’s extra fun for him when they’ve clearly already heard the rumors and/or gotten a glimpse of his file

☆ the ring is just an accessory, a bracelet on the floor or in a locker he found and liked. assumed nobody was gonna claim it and kept it (shoutout to @/lotus.eaterr on tik tok for this one!!!!)

[delusinaldreamer19]

I had a thought that tickled me where I honestly wonder if Ciel even knows what the contract symbol on his eye looks like. He wears the patch all day and I doubt he looks at himself in the mirror very often with or without it on.

Like yes, purple pentagram.

But I just imagine him one day glancing at himself in the mirror and being like—

“WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THERES LETTERS??? SEBASTIAN WHAT DID YOU TATTOO ON ME???”

[puppyeared]

started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki

[specialbluehens]

i think it would be very silly, a little hee hee funny, if shane ended up put in an older sibling role (without trying) to the younger bachelors/bachelorettes

[serpentsillusion]

Sebastian: Hey Jess, How can you spot Ominis on a nude beach?

Jess: How? 🤔

Sebastian: It's not hard! 😂🤣

*Runs away snickering*

[ryllen]

alex who is good at heart & said  “good luck” when he rejected you after  “nah... I'm gonna ask someone else” on flower dance festival

and actually care about having friends,

that he has been acting friendly to u even at 0 hearts, in seek of new friend opportunity.

[vampire-lord-garfield]

Thinking about that scene where Sebastian was impaled by the Undertaker scythe and then collapses in the boat after fighting off strange dolls.

Imagine if (for some reason) the roles were switched and it was Claude and Alois.

Ciel was shaken but handled the whole situation pretty good for a thirteen years old.

Absolutely won't fly with Alois. He would have like three brakedowns in the span of 15 seconds.

[kaybzzart]

ADORING the way you draw Seb he's so cute 😍

black cat and his golden retriever of a boyfriend :)

Thank you so much Anon! I try to do my best out there !! :D

[dracenavibes]

Spoiler for chapter 211!!!

Sebastian just had the best entrance of 2024

….twice

[tainebot01]

Some Stacey sketches from today ft. an outfit I saw on Pinterest.

[Image Description: A series of digital drawings of Eustace Winner from Ace Attorney. First (upper left) is a lineart drawing of young Eustace doing a peace sign at the camera and smiling smugly, with an arrow with the label ‘Eukaryote’ pointing towards him. Second (lower left) is a lineart drawing of Eustace attempting to solve a Rubik’s cube, with a bewildered expression on his face. Third (center) is a coloured drawing of Eustace in an alternative outfit, composed of a red jacket, blue vest, blue skirt over tights and black shoes with ankle straps. The original outfit is to the right for reference. Fourth (lower right) is a lineart drawing of Eustace with the thought bubble containing the ‘You’re Winner’ meme image. End Description]

[ray935sworld]

Imagine this!

It's around 2001/ 2002. Michael Schumacher driving to Maranello or wherever with smol Gina, mini Mick and Corinna. They are listening to some radio for the news, the situation on the road or some music and suddenly... A song comes up.

A song, called "Deutschland" ("Germany") from a quite popular German band called "Die Prinzen" ("the princes"). It gives a short overview of German culture, described in a rather funny, controversal, sarcastic way. It mentiones popular shows and the love to the cars ("We love our cars more than our women because we can trust German cars.") and the history.

But at the beginning this line comes up:

"Nur eine Kleinigkeit ist hier verkehrt und zwar das Schumacher keinen Mercedes fährt" which can be translated to:

"There's only one minor thing that's wrong here, it's that Schumacher isn't driving a Mercedes."

8 years later he signed with Mercedes.

He really said:

I hope Seb still smiles about this