#season 3 alana oh me oh my

[honeygrahambitch]

Alana reminds me of the girl who thinks she’s popular but really whenever she shows up everyone is always like “oh she’s here.”

If you've been here for long enough, then you know I have a love/hate relationship with Alana. There's something that I like about her and I don't know how to explain it but at the same time I hate how she tells Will he is too unstable for a relationship, how she doesn't believe in Will and then how she doesn't believe in Will again and AGAIN. Her intuition is not great, let's just put it like that. Cause she was kind of wrong about Abigail too. And Hannibal.

I also love her for sleeping with Hannibal. Good for her. As she should. And good for her that she got a choice to save herself. Did she? No. Another meh choice.

She is fine in season 3, I love her and Margot, they are my #2 ship and I love her for freeing Hannibal so he could save Will's almost faceless ass.

I understand what you mean about her "main character" attitude. I think it comes from the fact that she was 100% confident in her beliefs and choices.

She saw the best in Hannibal and the worst in Will. Not only once.

[queenmiarys]

A/N: hello everyone, this wasn't my intention to start writing then put things off , plus with this I tried to do my research and I asked a few of the ladies here some advice, a few weeks ago I called my uncle who's a doctor and asked him, so if any advice please just inbox me, I know no one who's even been shot before so here's what I came up with.

A/N please excuse any errors or misspellings, I did very little editing, this has been sitting in Google docs a while waiting on an end to be added. I want to thank anyone who reads and like my story. Any feedback is welcomed trust me I would not be offended, this is a learning experience to me, I wrote somewhat in middle school, I read others work and be like some of you could be professional writers.

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ENVY

Book: The Royal Romance

Paring: Liam x Mia

Summary: Summary: This takes place 2 years after meeting Riley, Liam meets 24 year old Amelia Ramos and starts a new relationship.

Rated R

Most characters belong to pixelberry

Warning: Gun violence, some profanity, 18+

Chapter 3 Disaster strikes

New York 

"Liam needs me, it's a big night, so Maxwell told me Liam has met someone he spent a lot of time with  while he was here."

"Yeah Drake told me about her, but do you think he's over Riley?"

"The way Max tells it he is, he said has the same look for Mia he used to have for Riley.

"Oh interesting but what about the situation?

"That's not our place, but thank you for being there for her, I love you."

"I love you too Olivia."  He pulled her close and showered her with soft kisses 

"Leo, you'll  make me late." I need to Shower and get dressed."

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Cordonia

Liam spent most of his day in meetings. He made it back to his quarters at 3pm, he knew Mia would be up around 7am to get ready for work.

She answered on the second ring. ”Hello beautiful, how is your morning going?"

“It’s okay I just really miss you a lot, "  I was just having coffee and doing a little online grocery shopping before work." Liam hit the FaceTime button

I miss you too, my love. I've closed the deal I was working on, so after this fundraiser, I can come visit for a few days. I know you have work and you planned to come here in 2 weeks." A  knock on his door. "My love someone is at my door, can you hold for a moment."

"Sure."

“My son, we need to talk."

“Okay father give me a minute I was on a call, I’ll be right back."

“My love It’s my father he needs to talk with me, I’ll call you when you get off work.( Kisses)

" Okay lo, I mean kisses talk to you later." Oh boy I almost told him I love him, good save I hope, you know it's too soon for that she said to herself.

"Yes Father?"

"May I come in?"

"Sure father" 

"Son, you know I'm  getting up in age, it's time I stepped down."

"When?"

"At the end of the next social season, William, I need you to find a wife. Madeleine is my first choice,  but I can understand you looking elsewhere, but to reality secure that you choose a good queen,Princess Francine Hassan of Morocco, or Princess  Alana of Norway, either woman would be a wonderful choice for Cordonia for different reasons and I met the princess of Norway she's so beautiful."

 "Father, I will not be in some loveless marriage or marry for Cordonia, I will find my own wife, someone I love and care about."

"All I have ever tried to do is protect you, from getting hurt, from experiencing the pain I was caused when someone took your mother, the only woman I've ever loved away from me, you are all I have left of her. 

He felt bad for his father, but he still wanted love and if he was granted a second chance, he was going to grab it and hold on for life. 

"I understand, but I'm a man you must trust that I'll make the right decisions regarding my love life." He finally said 

"Son, your enemies will  use  the people you love against you and that will hurt you more than anything, remember I love  you son, and only try to protect you." 

" I love you too father, but if you'll excuse me I gotta go, I take it you can  see your way out."

He walked into the hallway,  he took a deep breath to try calm his nerves before he called Drake. 

Hey Li."

"I really need to relax before this Gala, are you guys for a spa day?'

"Sounds good buddy." Max said 

"Yeah count me in." Drake said

They were all relaxing when Max brought up Mia.

Liam smiles at just thinking of her. " I am falling for her, I mean she could be the one, I don't know what about this woman that makes me so happy but I believe that we belong together, I mean she's beautiful, smart, caring and she smells absolutely amazing all the time, guys I so wish she were here tonight."

" Buddy I'm so happy to see you happy again, you deserve it."  Max said 

"And so do you Drake, you'll meet someone, who will make you happy." 

Liam Studied Maxwell for a moment, " My friend, so do you, are you still dating that Mark guy?"

Max,was  looking down avoiding eye contact, Drake turned to look into his eyes  "Okay Beaumont spill it, what are you hiding?" 

"I was on a date with Ava and Mark ruined my date, he caused a scene, both broke up with me.

"Why didn't you talk to us?" Liam asked

"Really, it's no big deal."

"I'm assuming this happened around 2 weeks ago? Drake said" 

"How did you know that?" 

"Well Beaumont you were in an unusually bad mood,"

Drake laughed. "Oh my God Beaumont, I just realized all the women you've dated are red heads."

Maxwell smiled. "So what about it?" 

“So you do have a thing for Liv?"

"I never thought of her that way, sometimes she can be kinda scary and sexy at times." Desire crossed his eyes for a moment 

“I don’t know you all made me think how hot she can be at times, but she probably would never date me

"Never know until you try Max, Liam patted him on the back

“Let face it Max said, she always had a thing for you Rys men.

"What do you mean men? I only knew she was kind of into me."

“Max and Drake laughed, kind of, she's been in love with you forever man."

“ But after she found out your feelings for blossom, I saw her making out with Leo ."

Both Drake and Liam's mouths hang open.

“My brother always gets what he wants but just plays with women's feelings too much, I hope he's not going to hurt my friend."

They all made it back to the  palace and went there separate ways to get ready for the Gala, it was now 7pm, Liam had the chef to prepare him dinner, there would be food but they served dinner really late at this event.

He ate, then showered and got dressed, it was 9pm time for the Gala. Mia was just getting off work, he faced her, she picked up on the first ring, “Hello beautiful how was your day?" 

“It was nice, I just miss you like  crazy, I have been thinking I own my own business and Jennifer is reliable, I want to come to visit you."

 “My love, that sounds wonderful, but I didn’t want to pull you away from anything important, you told me your work was very important."

“It is but in a short time you become important to me too, you told me you had a ball to attend right?".

“Yes a fundraiser to help families living on the streets of Cordonia, we give them a home and see if we can help them get on there feet, we only help them for a year, we support them  either till  they find a job or they opt out of the program, we hate to see that happen, we start this last year we helped 10 families get on their feet, last year we only raised 6 million." 

“I will ask my dad to put in 6 million for me, I’m sure once he sees why I’m asking he’ll have no problem  with it, we've been talking for 30 minutes and you have a ball to attend."

 “I'd rather stay in my suite talking to you all night, a knock on the door, he let out a sigh sorry my love It’s my guard (Kisses) call you once I am done."

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He mingled  and  worked the room, he knew his smile could get him just about anything he wanted, he had already raised 10 million dollars this year, he thought about Mia 16 if her father gives, an older lady walked up that he had never saw before, she offered 20 million if I spent one night with her, I had to decline, after all she to old and I have a girlfriend.

 I worked the room more, Drake and Maxwell and Rashad, come over laughing, I see you sent Mrs. Ferguson." 

 “Neville actually  slept with her for her 30 mill for his father's charity event." Rashad said laughing.

“So gross I couldn’t imagine being with someone who could be my Nanna, come on I am only 26 and that lady is like 60/70." Liam said as he laughed. 

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Mia had hung up and went and showered, she hadn't washed her sheets yet that still smelled of him,  she only slept on his side of the bed, he had left a bottle of his cologne behind and she would spray a little in the air before falling asleep 

 She slept for about an hour before she heard banging on the door, it was almost five, they came in with wine coolers and food, Jen looked around. " Is your man back already?"

“I wish, sit guys I want to talk to you, Jennifer I need you guys help, I want to visit Liam, but I need someone I can trust with my baby, you both know how important my career is, but I got to be honest in a short time I’ve fallen in love with Liam .

“Love is big Mia, you just met him." Jen said.

“I know but  I have never felt this way for anyone before, sure I have loved guys but I was never in love with them." 

Her friend's mouth hung open, the sex must be good if he got you all in love, she didn’t look up at her, so you haven’t had sex?" Oh my God you really are in love."

“ Let's take your mind off this call my brother Amy, let’s play cards, Daniel came over.

 “So Dan, who's your new boy toy this week?

“Are you staying with mom again?" 

"Jen, please I'm fine, and God no I'm not staying with mom."

“I was just checking on you, I wish you would settle down and pick one guy, we all worry about you"

“Jen you start this every time you are drunk stop it, I am fine." 

 She didn’t say anything else, she took her phone out texting her mom.

The announcement caught Mia's attention. "Turn that up.

"This is Craig Shyster reporting from Corodia General hospital, we got a tip that Prince William Rys, was shot in the shoulder doing a Gala fundraiser last night and the person who shot him was shot dead on scene, right now we have no further information about the Prince condition at this time."

It was like someone punched me in the gut , I got dizzy, I was losing my mind, all flights were canceled to or from Cordonia, I got myself together, I called my father.

He could hear my voice trembling, asking what was wrong.

“Father, did you see the news about Prince William Rys?"

“Yes I saw it but what does that have to do with you?

“He’s the guy I was telling you about."

"No flights are going in or out. I need your private jet.

“Mia, that might not be a good idea, the prince just shot you in danger.

“Please father, I don't care, I need to get to the man I love."

“But you haven’t known him long and you believe you love him?"  

“Yes and he may be dying thinking I didn’t care enough to come be at his side, father please I’ll do  you want even let you put me back under your protection, I will follow whatever you want to  get me to Cordonia please."

—-------;--

2 hours earlier

Olivia and Penelope made their way over to Liam smiling, “ we made 4 times the amount as last year,

 Him and Olivia walked across the room. “So I hear you met someone"

“Who told you this? 

“I can’t reveal my secrets, but if this Mia woman is what you want I wish you all the best."

“Can I ask you something  Olivia?

“Sure you can."

 “Why didn’t you tell me about you and Leo?"

“Well we didn’t tell anyone it just happened."

"I assume my father doesn’t know, and how do you feel about Leo?

“I love him, and Con knows they had a big fight about 6 months back, we were at Leo’s in California when your father visited him, but don’t  worry me and Leo will handle it."

A man walked over and handed Liam a note saying his father needs to speak with him, unknown to Liam his father had got a similar note saying Liam needed to speak with him, excuse me lady Olivia

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Drake went along as  security, they entered the room and it was dark, “I guess my father hasn’t arrived yet, they turned on the light and one of the head guards, Damien, had a gun pointed at Constantine's head.

 “Dammit what are you doing Damien?"Drank asked

“ avenging my  parents death, see  along with Olivia parents, my family should be on the throne, my brother may have failed but I won’t."

"Your old man ordered my parents alone with Olivia parents to be assassinated for fighting for what was rightfully theirs, the Rys family should have never been on the throne

"Gentleman let me tell you, your father is not a good man

Drake's eyes went wide,giving an annoyed look. What the hell is he talking about your father.

Damien could see Drake trying to figure out what he was talking about

"Oh my Mr. Walker I assume that King Constantine has never told you he’s your real father?" Am I right?" He laughed."

“What? He’s not my father you fucken psycho and never will be!"

“Drake my boy I have documents that say otherwise,  the birth certificate you have is from America but see you were born here, your father the king arranged it all, for  Jackson to adopt you and legally become your father go on ask him to tell the truth ?'

Tears were running down Drake face, "TELL THIS SONOFABITCH YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER GO ON CON FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE TELL HIM HE’S WRONG."

“Son I can’t do that, it’s all true your mother was my mistress and she got pregnant, she didn’t know who your father was me or Jackson, but the test come back 99.9 that I was your father, so I paid off American doctor to say you were born in the US, were only a week old." 

Drake fort Back his emotions, he knew he had to sort out whatever feeling he had later, right now he had to stay in professional mood and dispose of the situation at hand

"Who dies first?" they head Damien ask

"I volunteer, please just let my boys go they haven't done anything but be born into the Rys family but they are innocent."

 " I love both of you and only try to do whatever is best for you." 

"How touching."  He pulled the trigger and Liam leaped in front of his father getting shot In his Left shoulder, both Constantine and Liam hit the ground, at this time Drake has managed to get his spare gun and shooting Damien dead.

Drake took off his dress shirt asking Constantine to apply pressure to the wound, until he can get some help

Once the EMT arrived, they were led in and out through a secret tunnel, they got him to hospital quickly.

[rion-writes]

Ohhh magnar?? For wip game

This fic is the one I am the most upset I haven't completed yet.

Fall 2014 where we still through Winds of Winter would come out within the decade. My best friend 5eva and I took a roadtrip through the Pacific Northwest and hashed out the entire plot points for this story. I bounced all my ideas off them and worked down to the nitty gritty about making everything canon compliant.

Things that happened in my life that pretty much wrecked me from any sort of fun fandom experience for 4-5 years made any staggered updates on this fic nil to poor. I also found that due to both source materials I could only work on this during fall/winter lmfao.

By the weirdest sort of coincidence that same BFF 5 eva finally picked up rewatching GOT and the terrible, awful, no good, very bad fanfic seasons and conclusion. We're talking about it again.

and it's fall/winter.

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Magnar is a Hannibal fanfiction set in ASOIAF. By set I mean pretty much every event that is happening in canon is happening in the background of this story, without actually seeing any of the 'main' ASOIAF characters. Most little folk and knights don't after all, but a few tertiary and secondary characters get a line or two to move the plots along.

Ser Jack Crawford, under the banner of King Stannis Baratheon, is sent to Skagos with his men including Bravosi sellsword Beverly Katz and houndsman Will Graham. Besides establishing King Stannis' presence on the island and the North itself they're escorting Maester Price and his Acolyte Zeller to work for the 'civilized' North at the request of the Citadel.

Namely, the portion of the island controlled by the Vergers and gifted to them for their service to the Targaryen throne. They claim to have roots in Old Valeria.

What concerns Ser Jack Crawford more than the legitimacy of the Vergers is the whispers going around the taverns and trading stalls-

That the Ripper of the Narrow Sea had made berth from Skagos.

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Magnar (9437 words) by Rionarch Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Hannibal (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, Alana Bloom/Margot Verger Characters: Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter, Abigail Hobbs, Jack Crawford, Beverly Katz, Alana Bloom, Margot Verger, Baratheons (ASoIaF) Additional Tags: War of the Five Kings, Wargs & Warging (A Song of Ice and Fire), Greenseers & Greensight (A Song of Ice and Fire), Cannibalism Summary: As King Stannis Baratheon makes his play to protect the realm and solidify Northern support at the Wall, he sends his landed knight Ser Jack Crawford to treat with the lest vestiges of a Valyrian House, the Vergers, on Skagos. Magnar Hannibal Lector has other ideas he'd rather entertain.

I have a few chapters already up. Have a snippet of the next one.

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“Oh, do beg my pardon. I didn’t mean to startle any of you. I simply thought that if a caravan as well armed as yourselves was going to the castle it might be just the right time to go myself.” Flame red hair and sharp cheek bones might have done something to hide her if the verdant purple shawl hadn’t been the mainstay of the whorehouses in King’s Landing.  Lady Margot scoffed but Beverly wasn’t as sure. 

“I’ve seen you outside of Muskrat Holdfast. What’s your business with the Magnar?” Ser Jack cut her off and looked less amused by the minute.

“What does a whore have to do with the following of King Baratheon’s men?” Her smile was more stoic. 

“Well I’d certainly done enough in his late Majesty’s Baratheon service. I’m just a woman who looks out for other little deers and their interests. If you must know there’s a certain someone at the castle who I have to look after.”

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

ohgghh i’m on the season finale. mind if i liveblog in ur inbox?? i’m doing it

this is already fucking insane. i have no idea whose side will is on. he’s giving information to both jack and hannibal before they meet for dinner. what is he doing. WHAT IS HIS PLAN

god i love freddie lounds. have i mentioned that?? i love her. morally fucked up women my beloved <3 she makes the narrative so interesting

hannibal is literally asking will to run away with him. my god. how much fucking gayer can this get. they need to make out sloppy style covered in blood right now immediately

HERE COMES JACK THIS WAS THE SCENE WE SAW RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON ISN’T IT??? OHHH HELL YEAH BABEY IT’S THE FIGHT SCENE HEHEHEHE

ALANA’S HERE ALANA’S HERE AAAAAAA GIRLIE RUN ohhhhhh no jack is bleeding from the neck oh no oh no i don’t want him dead please no :( ALANA OH NO. OH NO SHE HAS NO BULLETS. OH NO GIRL RUNNNNN oh she found more oh thank god

ABIGAIL???????

WHAT THE FUCK

SHE PUSHED ALANA OUT THE WINDOW

alana don’t die noooo no no no :( i love her i don’t want her dead!!! oh god jack is probs dying too NOOOOOOOO

omg will saw abigail,,,,,, sobbing. wailing even. screaming and crying.

“we couldn’t leave without you” okay. gayass. my heart is already shattered what the fuck am i supposed to do about this

tenderly touching the side of will’s face. dude come on

HE STABBED HIM HE STABBED HIM OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK

“do you believe you could change me the way i changed you?” “i already did” OKAY. ALRIGHT. I’LL JUST SIT WITH THIS NOW. WHAT THE HELL DUDE

HE’S KILLING ABIGAIL FOR REAL. DUDE. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. yeah no way everyone here is surviving this. oh fuck oh fuck jack is totally dead oh fuck ok time to cry. he called his wife in his last moments. stop. i’ve cried over bella twice before i don’t need to again ok

HANNIBAL AND HIS THERAPIST ARE JUST FUCKING OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE?? THAT’S THE WAY THE SEASON ENDS????? MAC WHAT THE HELL MAN

^ME RN. MY GOD. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM SURVIVED THAT BUT HOLY SHIT I DON’T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO START S3 RIGHT NOW. UHHHH THOUGHTS: IT GOT VERY GAY VERY QUICKLY. GENUINELY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KISS AT MULTIPLE POINTS AND THE WRITERS WERE COWARDS FOR NOT LETTING THEM MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE COVERED IN BLOOD. VERY GLAD FREDDIE IS ALIVE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS <3 FIGURED ABIGAIL WASN’T DEAD BUT WAS STILL SURPRISED BY HER SHOWING UP. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. 10/10 I’M GOING TO GO TO BED NOW

AHAHAHHAAAA HOLY SHIT. WELCOME TO MY WORLD. WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND, IM A TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH BECAUSE OF HANNIBAL S2 FINALE

"you were supposed to leave." "we couldnt leave without you". will run away with me. will we can escape but only if we do it together. unfortunately i cannot trust you and you cannot trust me. we work perfectly together and thats exactly why we can never work together. the way he fucking.. caresses wills face before he stabs him and then immediately just.. holds him. girls when they say they want to be held (me im girls). "DO YOU BELIEVE YOU COULD CHANGE ME THE WAY I CHANGED YOU" "I ALREADY DID" WHSIKEY CAN YOU HEAR ME . CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME. THEY SHOULD HAE MADE OUT SPLOPPY STYLE. "you would deny me my life?" "no no no" "my freedom, then? confine me to a prison cell?" << this dialogue. ugh. ughghghghghghhghghhghhgh. man what the fucj. im literally always thinking about hannibal season 2 finale. any time i need to do a factory reset on my brain i pull up my favorite youtube video conveniently titled "hannibal stabs will scene". fellas is it gay to gut another man like a fish. (the answer is yes)

[roosterbox]

It’s Done

I’ve finished watching Hannibal. And honestly idk how y’all survived that finale back in 2015. Goddamn.

Anyway, I took notes. Spoilers, obviously.

Notes on The Wrath of the Lamb

Oooooooh boy here we fucking goooooo. Idk if I’m ready for this, guys

Poor Chilton. Really.

And poor Reba! She’s so awesome.

Richard Armitage is really great as Dolarhyde.

He’s got such a deep fucking voice, damn son.

Go Reba go!

This is my last time seeing this intro. *sighs*

Side note: at least half of the ads I’ve gotten on Hulu since watching this show have been kind of queer themed. I’m not gonna say it was because of Hannibal, but I’m not not saying that either, lol.

Will and Reba, awww. These two.

Will is such a good, ugh. I love him.

Dig dat memory palace

Get you a man that looks at you like Hannibal Lecter looks at Will Graham.

“What a cunning boy you are.” HANNI you’re such a FLIRT, stahp.

Is he stopped? Is he really, Will?

All of Will and Hannibal’s scenes in the second half of season 3 are like two birds doing a matching pair of outrageous mating dances. While also shit-talking each other the whole time. Their courtship game is next level.

THE HAND ON THE GLASSSSSSS my hearrrrrrrt

Will tries breaking Hannibal’s heart again, lol.

Oh shiiiiiiit. Told you he wasn’t stopped, Will.

Francis, if you hurt my baby boy…

Jimmy and Zeller! I’m gonna miss you guys when this ends. Even you, Zeller.

Bedelia! I’m sure I’ll see you again…

Also Will is sooooooo bitchy to her, lmao. He’s so jealous.

But Bedelia does know all.

“Meat’s back on the menu” FORESHADOWING, lmao. I love jealous, bitchy Will so much.

Yeeesh, poor Chilton. It’s kinda strange, because if this had happened to movie!Chilton? I wouldn’t have cared. Movie!Chilton is a true and irredeemable asshole of the highest order. But something (be it the writing or Raul Esparza) made series!Chilton into a more interesting, sympathetic, well-rounded character than his film counterpart. Never would have thought going in that I’d actually like Frederick Chilton, lol.

Gotta say, I’m not super fond of Alana’s post time skip hairstyle. But that’s just me.

Hanni hopes Chilton won’t be very ugly. Nice reference to the Red Dragon book, though he was talking about Will in that.

I love it when Hannibal gets all menacing. I don’t actually find Mads that intimidating as a person, but when he gets like that? Almost.

“I’ll say pretty please.” Oh I’m sure you will, Will. I’m sure you will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All of their fucking scenes are supercharged with sexual tension, my god.

“I need you, Hannibal.” And just like that, all of Hanni’s fantasies are coming true. Well, almost all of them. We’ll get back to that…

The escape. Yessssss.

Oh hey Francis. Fancy seeing you here.

“Going my way?” ASDFGHJKJHGFDS THESE GUYSSSSSS

The way Will looks at Hannibal ASDFJKLBFJBLK I cannot.

btw I still remember that Bryan Fuller said that Will and Hannibal’s “lips were busy” while the time passed. Don’t think I’ve forgotten, lmao.

And they’ve changed clothes, hmmmmm

There’s the Goldberg Variations again.

“My compassion for you is inconvenient, Will” might as well have said he loves him, lol.

IT BEGINS.

Hanni deliberately stood in front of the window (and Will) to take the bullet.

WILL! Francis, you touched his FACE! His beautiful FACE! How could you?!

Pull out that knife, Will.

They kill as a team. How romantic 🥰 And thus marks the moment when literally all of Hannibal’s deepest fantasies came true.

Damn, son. Daaaaamn.

I love to see my baby boy go so FERAL. It’s my favorite headcanon about how they kill together: Hanni is very clean, collected, almost elegant. Whereas Will will go straight savage on a motherfucker.

The blood spreads like wings. That’s cute.

Oh my goooooood it’s HAPPENING.

“This is all I ever wanted for you, Will. For both of us.” AHHHHHHHH!

“It’s beautiful.” I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOOOOOR.

I think I love this song tbh.

The EMBRACE.

The FALL.

And then they went on the run. Also they got married. And fucked. A lot.

OH HEY Bedelia. Bon Appetit!

And with that… my first time Hannibal viewing journey comes to an end. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t very emotional about it. Also about that cliff scene, GODDAMN. I’ll see about doing a big write up about my thoughts tomorrow. It’s getting a bit late for that now.

Summary: I loved it.

I’m off to read more fanfics, lol.

[thinkatoryprocess]

You ever watch true detective?

Oh, anon. I've watched seasons 1, 3, and 4, and only parts of 2. I've watched a lot of HBO in my time. I assume you're asking about S1, but I'll just talk about the ones I've seen anyway.

I do a yearly or so rewatch of Season 1. The whole thing is a masterclass; I love the way everyone is written, I love how smart it is, I love the subtlety. (Partner and I quote S1 all of the time. "Stop saying odd shit.") Marty and Rust are two of my favorite characters, but Rust is relatable for a pile of reasons, so he's an especial fave. Maggie reminds me of Alana Bloom in Hannibal, a side character who nevertheless gets a solid arc of her own.

Season 3... I'll admit, I watched it once, I enjoyed it, it didn't blow my mind the way S1 did, but parts of it have stuck with me. Its layering of past/past/present was different from S1 and fascinating, and I enjoyed watching everything unfold. Mahershala Ali should've won an Emmy. (The show in general is underappreciated by the awards people anyway.) I suppose it's a masterclass in its own way.

It's probably controversial to say but I hated Season 4. It was incoherent and it was frustrating to watch these story pieces be used in a way that ultimately made no sense in the end. It technically had promise but it didn't even reach Season 3's standards. I wish a female-led version had been stronger.

I've spoiled myself for Season 2 and I think I will be just fine not trying to wrap my head around all of that for the purpose of, for one thing, watching a Bury Your Gays, thanks.

[horrorlesbians]

I bet it didn’t even hit hannibal that he killed abigail until the whole event was over, maybe even days later. he had such tunnel vision fixated on will the moment he arrived at the house that I am fairly certain abigail was not a person to him in that moment- she was just the teacup to be shattered again, she was simply the final way to make will suffer. in that moment she wasn’t a person to him, just an object to further an agenda.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

I’ve never seen anyone point this out but can we talk about how jack and bella’s marriage literally foils will and hannibal’s relationship? because I’m obsessed with it. let me explain:

in s1 we learn about bella’s cancer because of hannibal’s keen sense of smell, which later underpins the scene where he smells will’s encephalitis (a major plot point and driving force in s1). there’s a lot of time dedicated in s1 and s2 to bella’s characterisation, and how the cancer contributes to her lack of autonomy and the increasing strain in her marriage, and although will and hannibal’s relationship isn’t consummated until s3, I at least felt there was something thematically resonant about bella’s character, especially hannibal’s coin toss deciding whether he lets her live or die. obviously this highlights his lack of empathy, but I think it also works to show bella’s loss of control and the power hannibal has over other people. further still, it also introduces ideas surrounding free will, divine intervention, and strengthens the life/death polarity this show loves to play around with. and, in my opinion, the coin toss also sets up for the s3 finale where will finally takes his autonomy back and throws hannibal and himself off the cliff (it being a coin toss whether they’re allowed to live or die).

but moving on, the first two seasons show these relationships evolve side by side, one fuelled by love (jack and bella) and the other fuelled by hate (will and hannibal). it’s only when s3 starts that the romantic parallels between these two relationships becomes clear, or at least that’s when I had my oh moment. I mentioned this earlier, but this show loves to play around with the life/death polarity, but paired with this is the love/hate polarity. note: there are a number of polarities that this show explores, but we’ll only focus on these ones for now. by s3 both relationships “end” for different reasons, bella passes away and hannibal escapes the house in baltimore after the horrific events of Mizumono.

s3a, then, is when we truly start to see these relationships parallel one another, something that feels natural because it’s been set up for so long. for bella and jack, they wake up together in hospital, vulnerable and honest with each other, which directly contrasts the separation and betrayal felt between will and hannibal. jack sits with bella as she dies (love and death coming together) and after this travels to florence where he scatters her ashes. by this point, florence has already been set up as a romantic location, since it is repeatedly referred to as the place jack and bella met and fell in love (bella’s name being a constant reminder). the audience subconsciously associates romance with florence, and it’s here where will and hannibal meet again. it’s also where alana and margot become romantically engaged, and that relationship shares its own parallels with will and hannibal’s, particularly the gallery scene (“I’m curious whether either of us can survive separation” “we’re conjoined” “the two of us have begun to blur”) being paired with the kaleidoscopic sex scene no one likes to talk about lmao. but putting that aside, will and hannibal continue on (hate and life coming together) until they too have to confront their complicated feelings towards each other.

I just think it’s interesting how by the time we reach the florence arc will and hannibal’s relationship takes on an explicitly romantic tone, with a more marital quality than that of young love or a summer fling (“betrayal and forgiveness are best seen as something akin to falling in love” “you cannot control with respect to whom you fall in love”). there’s depth in tone here, something dark combining with something that feels strangely pure, and I think jack and bella’s marriage actually supports this reading/interpretation, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence either. again, I’m obsessed with it <3

[chal-latte]

i am half serious and half joking but timmy x actor!reader who's in succession... gotta get that hbo paycheck lmao

a/n: dear lord where have u been in my life anon im so happy you slid into my dm and asked this!!!! are you crazy?!!!!! i hope this fic does u justice babe :) lmk how u think 🫶😘❤️

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y/i/n lil summer getaway before season 4 @succession 🫶 back in tuscan with the fam

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fanpage31 MY FAVORITEST

fanpage31 MY FAVORITEST

fanpage93 a well deserved getaway ! 

honeymoon sweet girl <3 have a nice trip 

↪️ y/i/n i love you lanaaaa 😘🕊

fanpage74 REAL LIFE AMANDA 😭😭😭😭

fanpage83 omg i saw you and timothee today but i was too shy to say hi 🥺

↪️ y/i/in aw you should’ve said hi

↪️ fanpage83 i hope i’ll run to you againn 

fanpage11 Wait TIMMY’S HERE?

fampage21 TIMOTHEE IS GOING?? WITH THE CASTS?? OMG

hbomax best girl 

sarah_snook no roy in frame, huh?

↪️ y/i/n you were too busy making fun of timothee with nic 🙄

↪️ tchalamet @sarah_snook @y/i/n i can confirm

↪️ nicholasbraun @y/i/n @sarah_snook @tchalamet wanna see the vids?

fanpage54 PETITION FOR NICHOLAS TO PUBLISH THE VIDEO ON INSTAGRAM

fanpage31 we’re gonna get so much from s4 

perfect_angelgirl 🇮🇹🍝🧚‍♀️

↪️ y/i/n 🍒👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤️

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bellahadid i bet nicholas was screaming SLAAAAAAYYYY on the last slide

↪️ y/i/n LMAO

fanpage30 BEST CASTS EVER

adrienbrody good luck guys🤞

fanpage28 oh to travel italy with shiv

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fanpage88 LOVER. LOVER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

490tx nice pics 

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fanpage33 photographer bf model gf 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

anwarhadid bring the party to la 

↪️ tchalamet we’ll be back real soon ✌️

↪️ y/i/n @anwarhadid come to nyc u coward

↪️ anwarhadid @y/i/n bet

fanpage22 WE’RE GONNA GET A TIMMY X ANWAR CONTENT

fanpage77 MANIFESTING A HADID FAMILY REUNION WITH Y/N

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y/i/n alain furness and amanda yee. see ya!

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mejustinelupe welcome to the circus timothee 🥳

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fanpage31 HE’S PLAYING A FURNESS?

fanpage99 tim as gil’s son.. LMAO

evejobs get that bag and that head

fanpage35 EVE😭

nicholasbraun kendall will be so hurt

fanpage29 WHAT DOES NICHOLAS MEAN

fanpage33 WHOS GONNA HURT KENDALL???

fanpage18 she better not fuck up kendall and her brother’s agreement

fanpage11 but y/n’s team kendall..

fanpage79 ME AND WHOOOOOO 

opheliamillaiss cara mia come visit me 

↪️ y/i/n i swear i will next time 

fanpage55 HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT !!!!

alanabc nepo baby millionaire amanda and alain 

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fanpage32 JADKSJ TIMOTHEE’S RESPONSE TO ALANA

fanpage41 i cant wait to see this unfold 

sarah_snook do you think he’ll be an ally?

↪️ y/i/n if he isn’t one, i can fix him.

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fanpage34 SHE JUST LIKE ME FR 

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fanpage42 LETS GOOOO

fanpage37 shit’s gonna burnnnnn

y/i/n hot girls are in team kendall

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fanpage88 TEAM KENDALL ROY

fanpage90 when will it come outtt i cant wait

fanpage73 best show ever

fanpage29 it’ll be a blood bath

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fanpage91 LMAO EVEN JULIA FOX WATCHES SUCCESSION

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fanpage88 ARE WE HAVING MARION COTILLARD FOR S4?

fanpage31 ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWNNNNN

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fanpage74 ALAIN PENISSUCKER 

fanpage81 WHO SAID THAT 😭

fanpage22 king of new york !

fanpage23 he looks SOOOOOO fine

fanpage40 connor roy for president. alain furness for vice president. 

fanpage11 what.. is he even doing here lol

↪️ fanpage55 said that he’s gil’s son who was handling his european business

fanpage31 someone said he’ll have a steamy scene with y/n to bring the roy siblings down as he’s on logan’s side 

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fanpage29 TIMOTHEE STEAMY SCENE WITH Y/N LORDDDDD

fanpage14 IM ABT TO GO FERAL

fanpage83 TIMOTHEE WILL MAKE OUT WITH Y/N ON SCREEN IM GONNA KMS 

fanpage84 it better happen. 

fanpage48 if he betrays her yall better hold me down 

fanpage80 this isnt a fucking drill

[pixie88]

Isaac

Chapter 3 - The Neighbour.

A/N | This has a little surprise for one of my favourite readers! She has literally read EVERYTHING I have written, she knows who she is! I hope you like it!

Comments & reblogs welcome! Let me know what you loved and hated about this chapter!

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Summary | Alana’s past comes back in the foam of Isaac...

Check out previous chapters Here!

Word count | 2k

Warnings | 18 + Only!

Pairings | Dean x Alana (eventually).

Enjoy!

20 Months earlier...

Alana met Isaac at work, he was visiting his uncle when he bumped into her, spilling her coffee all over her white shirt. "Oh fuck! I'm so sorry! I should have been looking where I was going!" he apologized quickly "you bellend! You, not me just in case there is some confusion! Luckily it wasn't hot!" She laughed, trying to make light of the situation, so he wouldn't feel so bad.

Again he apologized before she made her way back to her office.

Later that afternoon...

There was a knock on her door, "come in!" she called out not looking away from her computer. "Hi, sorry, I hope I'm not disturbing you!" looking up, she saw the stranger from earlier "Oh hey! No, of course not. Can I help you?" she smiles "Is it ok to come in?" he asked with his head already poking through the gap of the door. She nods and he pushes the door open, "I felt terrible about earlier.."

"It's fine! Honestly, plus have you not heard coffee stains are in this season?!" she teases him, he chuckles "Good one! Anyhow, I asked my Uncle how you took your coffee. I'm hoping he got it right c-caffe latte with two sugars...I also took the liberty of guessing your size. This could go two ways for me, you could get really insulted and upset or I got it right. I'm hoping it's the second one!" He says before placing a takeaway coffee cup on her desk with a Chico's bag next to it.

"You didn't need to do that! Who’s your Uncle?" she quirks an eyebrow, "I felt I needed to and I hope you accept them. Uncle Louie, sorry!" he shyly smiles at her. Picking up the bag she pulls out a black floral shirt, looking at the tag he had guessed her size right "So it looks like your secret is out!" she teases him.

"I'm hoping that means I got the right size?" he looks at her hopeful, "size and style! Thank you, but I don't think I can accept these!" he frowns "I don't think it will suit me!" he cracks a joke making her laugh, she looks at the shirt "Fine! Thank you!"

"So.. do I get a fashion show?" he teases, she chuckles "ok, I'll be back in a second!" she smiles leaving him in her office.

A few minutes later she wanders back in "What do you think?" she twirls "perfect!" he whistles at her, "thanks again!" she smiles at him, noticing his blue orbs, his phone chimes "Crap, I need to get this! I guess I'll see you around!" he smiles at her as he leaves her office.

As she sits back at her desk, she looks up at the screen to find a posted note stuck to it with his name and number. She smirks at his cockiness, but instead of throwing it away she adds the number to her contacts in her phone.

The following Halloween...

"Alana Chernise Harris...will you marry me?!" he was down on one knee, she wasn't expecting this at all they had only been together ten months, but she couldn't deny she couldn't picture her life without him. "Yes! Of course I will, Isaac!" she beams as he places the ring on her finger and all of their friends erupt into a roar.

This will be the her future - Mrs. Alana Chernise Frith!

4 Months later...

"Who the fuck is she!?" she screamed at him, he couldn't lie his way out of this one. Before in the past when there were rumours, but there was never any proof, until now this time it was there in black and white. "No one! She's no one! Alana, you have to listen to me, she meant nothing to me! I promise you!"

Her blood boiled, her hands shook and her stomach was doing summer salts, she felt sick "So why?! Why would you ruin us, for no one!?" She screamed at him. "I-I don't know! I guess I was lonely! I was away from you for so long.." he hissed, "So, it's my fault for not going with you!!! If that was the case why the fuck has it been going on for six whole months!"

The blood drained from his face, realizing she knew everything, "your uncle was right! He warned me that you would hurt me, but I didn't listen!" Her eyes glass over "I'm just saying I was lonely without you!"

She picks up the coffee mug in front of her and throws it at him, he ducks and it hits the wall behind him "don't you dare blame me!" She screamed at him not believing he would cause her heartache with someone who meant nothing to him.

The front door opens Dean stands looking between the pair "sorry, I heard shouting and wanted to make sure you were ok?" his eyes drift a distraught Alana "Alana?" he softly calls over to her "can you leave!" Dean turns to leave "not you! Isaac!" Isaac looks up at her "Alana! Please!?" Isaac pleads with her.

"Leave!" She hisses through gritted teeth, "sorry, but you heard her!" Dean says with a stormy expression. Isaac looks up at Dean and back towards Alana, grabbing his coat he pushes pass Dean "Alana, I love you!" He almost whispers as he leaves.

As the door shuts behind her, she crumbles to the floor sobbing Dean runs over to try and catch her, but he's too late. Wrapping her up in his arms on the floor, he pulls her to his chest "it's ok! He's gone!" when she finally stopped sobbing she told Dean everything.

Unbeknownst to her, he had a date with Gwen that evening, while he ran her a bath, he sent a quick text to Gwen saying he had to cancel. He didn't want to leave her alone, so he slept on her sofa.

Isaac sent texts, flowers and calls, but she ignored and sent back them back and handed Louie back her engagement ring.

That was 6 months ago.

Present day...

"Alana, just avoid him! Show him what he's missing!" Lola starts to play with Alana's hair and gets to work on her makeup. "Lola! Whatcha doing!" she bats her away. "Come on, you need to look perfect!" She was over him well and truly, but she didn't want to see him again.

They head to their offices without bumping into Isaac.

Later that day...

Alana got up from her desk to grab a coffee "Alana!" she closes her eyes silently sighs before putting on her best fake smile and turns towards the familiar voice "Isaac!" she says through gritted teeth, noticing his hand linked to a familiar brunette woman "it's so good to see you!" he smiles smugly at her.

She knew exactly why he had hunted her down with the brunette.

"Yeah....!" was all she could do to reply, "so this is Ada, Ada this is Alana, my..." Alana cuts him off "his Uncles best employee! Nice to meet you Ada!" she smiles at her and Ada smiles back "nice to meet you to Alana, how long have you worked here?" She seems sweet! Looking at Isaac he doesn't seem happy the two of them are chatting "oh two and a half years! How do you know Isaac then?"

The brunette smiles brightly "we are actually engaged!" She happily tells her holding out her hand with her ring on "oh wow! Congratulations!" Looking at the ring Alana tries not to howl with laughter. The cheapskate has only gone and used the ring he gave her ten months ago!

"When did this happen?" Alana smiled at the pair "early March I think?" Ada looks to Isaac, who nods averting his eyes anywhere but connecting with Alana's. A couple of weeks after they split, when he was texting and calling her to take him back! "Six months! Wow, that's great, do you have a date set?" She asked, hoping to god she didn't say the same date "Yeah, the eighth of December at River city church!" There we have a hat-trick, ring, date and venue!

"That's great!" she smiles before sipping her coffee, "are you with anyone Alana?" Isaac finally speaks up, turning to look at him "nah, I'm test driving a few! Try before you buy right!?...Especially after the last one! I went for an impulse buy and ended up getting a worthless piece of shit! So I promised myself to look over a few first!" She could tell this hit a nerve with him.

His expression, even though he tried to hide it had soured!

"You'll find your BMW soon. I found mine a year ago!" she kisses Isaac on the cheek. That's when she realized she recognized! Maybe it took her so long because she had clothes on, unlike the nudes she sent him.

"Oh no honey! I'm aiming for a Bugatti Chiron this time! Anyway, nice to see and meet you both, but I have work to get back to! Good luck with the wedding!" She says as she moves passed them and back to her office smiling smugly.

Half an hour later...

"What the fuck was that?!" she heard his voice wailing, looking up from her computer she saw him storm to where she was sitting "pardon me?!" she hisses back. "Did you think that was funny? Belittling me in front on my fiancé?!" his hands slap against her desk, leaning over it towards her, she laughed "hey! I think you're lucky I never mentioned your name!" She leans back into her chair with a smirk, "Isaac, tell me, did you just recycle everything from our wedding day? I'll tell you what, it's a good job I didn't tell you where I saw the dress I liked she'd probably be wearing that too!"

His nostrils flared, he hung his head and muttered something she didn't quite catch. He looks up again at her, his expression had softened "I thought...getting married to her would help me get over you, but seeing you being as sassy as ever confirmed... I-I'm not over you, Alana!" his words were almost a whisper. She looked at him stunned and not sure what to say, but glad there is a desk between them.

"Isaac! I loved you more than I had ever loved anybody else, but you really hurt me! It tore me apart, but I'm a big believer in if you don't have trust, then you don't have anything!! I know there is nothing you could do to make me trust you again!" She gets up from her desk and walks over to her door, opens it and turns to him "now I would like you to leave please!"

He sighs and slowly walks over to her, his eyes pleading, "Alana please?!" he whispers, her eyes reach his "bye, Isaac!" his hands gasp the nape of her neck and he presses his lips to hers. Slowly he kisses her, she pulls away, sighing, looking down at her feet "you shouldn't have done that! You have a fiancée!" He hooks his finger under her chin, lifting her eyes to look at him "tell me that you didn't feel anything?"

She huffs because she did feel something "I felt sadness.... for what could have been and everything that was lost! You did this to us and I wish I could forgive you, but I know deep down I will be wondering if you are where you say you are. I'd be checking your phone, pockets and smelling your clothes for perfume and you will end up resenting me for it! Can you really say you won't?"

He looks at her knowing she's right, she could never trust him again and that was down to him "if I could take it back, I would!" he smiles softly at her "I know Isaac, but you can't change the past you can only change the future. So if you are just marrying her to get over me? You are only hurting yourself and her in the process!" He squeezes his eyes close before letting out a huff "bye Alana! I hope you get your Bugatti Chiron!" She laughs "and I hope you do too, Isaac!"

He chuckles, "I was too stupid and let mine crash and burn ten months ago!" He says as he leaves her office, making her laugh.

For the first time in six months she felt as if she got closure...

Chapter 4

@secretaryunpaid​ @palmaviolet @gloriousalmondvoiddreamer @peonierose @littleone65 @pixie-b

[xxgothchatonxx]

8 days until the new year & I’m finally moving on. The last time I did this was in MAY! Okay, I’m scared but let’s do this! WE’RE BACK, BABEYYYYY

And the Beast from the Sea:

* HE MONCHHHHHH

* “He ATE IT?” “He ate it up.” God, I love this show.

* Ohhhh Alana looks yummyyyyyyyyy

* “Jack Crawford, fisher of men, watching my cork move against the current. You got me again.” This shows writing is so dramatic & we just hit the first minute.

* I’ve missed therapy. & this session is great! So explorative, evocative!

* REBA, MY LOOOOOOVE!

* I love the idea that the dragon & Francis are now disconnected after Reba. She’s his coil to humanity, & the Dragon craves her. Amazingggg

* YOU CAN TOSS THE DRAGON TO SOMEONE ELSE??

* God, Richard Armitage, I love how you move! Such a clear shift. So instant.

* HANNIBAL, LEAVE THEM ALL ALONE!!! DONT PLANT ANYTHING!!! HOW DARE YOU???

* WHY THE HELL DID THE “Kill them all?” SHOT HAVE YOU STARE INTO MY SOLE, MADS?? WHY??

* I’m sorry, what is with this season 2 score?

* OKAY IVE MISSED THIS BUILDUP! Ohhh, wings and the tail! Fun!

* Reba & Francis!!! MY FAVS!!!

* Cue my plotting to murder family #3 home video

* NOT THE DOGGIESSSS!

* “I’m not fortunes fool—I’m yours.” YALL

* HANNI IS JUST IN HIS LITTLE SEXY GLASS TWIRLING HIS HAIR WHEN WILL SHOWS UP & PLAYING HIS LITTLE IRL D&D STRATEGY GAME & I can’t blame him. But he should stick to his dusty books,

* OH HE’S SO SASSY!!!

* “There’s a family out there who don’t know who’s coming.” Yeah, William, & I hate to say it, but it’s YOURS!💔

* DONT PSYCHOANALYZE HIM, HANNIBAL!

* “Social media, I imagine. Cant be too careful with privacy settings.” STFUUUUU HE’S SUCH A BITCHY LITTLE MAN!

* LE GASP! I REALLY GOTTA FINISH THESE THINGS. “And I’m not letting them die, Will. You are.” SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP, YOU BASTARD MAN!

* WAKE UP BABE, THE MURDER TEETH JUST DROPPED!

* OH I AM LOVING THISSSSSSSSSSSS

* HE IS REALLY STALKING IN HIS FUCKING LEATHER STRAIGHTJACKET!

* I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

* OH FUCK FUCIN FUCK FFUCJ NO NO NO

* WILLIAMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭

* “You gonna kill him?” “No.” WILLIAM, YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG

* THIS POOR KID OMGGGGGG

* “I had to justify myself to an 11 year old.” Damn, William, sorry.

* MOLLYYYYYYYYYY (totally forgot her name so I’m happy Will said it a few second ago)

* HANNIBAL BASTARD MAN LECTER WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING BOOK

* OH ALANAAAAAAAAA, MY MYYYYYYY

* “Would you have told me the truth?” “I’m my own way, I always have.” YEAH, LIKE A FUCKING BASTARD, YOU BASTARD MAN!

* Oh, a surprise guest in Jack!

* Hannibal “Trans Rights” Lecter part 2

* I am laughing way to hard at Sexy Glass Cell Hannibal. “You have hubbed hell, Dr. Lecter.” “I often do.” I LOVE THIS BASTARDDDDD

* OHHH THE TAILLLLLLLL

* Oh they are not the best of friends anymore!!!

* Francis, PLEASE STOP

* OH THE WINGSSSSS WHERE ARE WE??

* OHHHHH OF COURSE, QUEEN REBA!

* OHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!! THEY ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER!!!!

* DAMN, GET YOUR FUCKING HAT, FRANCIS!!!! This is why we can’t have nice things! YOU MADE HER CRY!!!!!😭😭😭😭

* Stupid fucking dragonnnnnn

* Oh, this aught to be a very educational moment.

* “(SOBBING OVER THE LINE??)”

* OH THAT VOCAL SHIFT IS MAGNIFICENT

* A sweet man💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

* HANNIBAL NO YOU MOTHERFUCKERBHRHSHIRHRHRBFB OH MY FUCKING GOD

* I LOVE THIS JACKKKKKK

* & yummy Alana OH & INDIGNANT HANNIBAL

* I never would have thought that quick shot of Hannibal turning his head with that mask would be when HIS TOILET WAS BEING TAKEN OH MY GOOOOOD IT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE, BUDDY

* Heyyyy, Molly’s awakeeeee

* Molly, this is NOT the self-blame game! Piling on Jack doesn’t count! Negative points!

* OH WILLIAM Bby nooo STOP CRYING PEOPLE, IM GONNA CRYYYY

* OH WILLIAM’S GOT HIS REVENGE EYES ON OH FUCK WE GOT A MIRROR (mirroring movements, not a mirror for the trick, that was just the fade) WALK TO HANNIBAL OHHH THAT WAS NICE

* STOP BEING SO HIGH BROW, BASTARDDDDD

* “Save yourself. Kill them all. Then I gave him your home address.” FUCKING HELL, NOT CRYPTIC BUT VERY BITCHY BASTARD OF YOU, BASTARD

* REVENGE EYES TO “I’m bored, let’s have some fun” ASSHOLE

* I don’t know if I like that this mirror isn’t directly equal. I get the ✨symbolism✨ of Hannibal finally being caught & pushed into the corner of indignity & Will inching closer to rip him to shreds, but it’s Not Equallll

* All thanks to you, Hanni.

* We have crave change, Hannibal, but not in a “let’s go murder our neighbors” kind of change

* SIIIIIIIIIIIGH FUCK THIS FELT LIKE IT TOOK FOREVER BUT GOD HAVE I MISSED IT!!! Want to keep watching, but I have a movie date with the twin

(Video reaction will be turned into a 40 second audio & I’ll send it over to you!)

I love that this is the third adaptation of Red Dragon but I was still like "HOLY SHIT WHAT?!" when watching this episode.

Speaking of which, now you're going to be up to hands-down one of the most unintentionally hilarious (or maybe it is funny- knowing Bryan, he probably wanted it to be a bit funny..) episodes I've ever seen of any TV show 😂

[aurembiaux]

I had never watched Hannibal and now I am: losing it

So I have been rather obsessively watching Hannibal for the last week (yes, I know: in 2021?) and here are my newbie conclussions and observations:

1. Not nice to go around killing and eating people, but manipulating your friends? Dude, no.

2. I had some ideas and guesses about what would happen. But what I expected for season 2 happened in season 1. And what I expected for season 3 happened when I was half season 2. From then onwards, it was an increasingly wild ride.

3. I was perpetually worried for Alana. For different reasons as time went by, but always worried.

4. I had not even finished season 1 and I was already looking for fanfics.

5. The sex scenes are: such a trip.

6. I once read here in tumblr “is it gay seeing your therapist as a shadow creature in a corner while you have sex?”, or something of the sort, and someone who answered “that could be a Hannibal scene” and oh boy, I did not expect that to be so... literal.

7. Utterly fascinated by the scenes in which they are blatantly flirting through murder (so to speak) and Jack Crawford is just standing there, with a blank face.

8. This came as a revelation: this series is like dark Johnlock.

9. Everybody’s crazy about Mads Mikkelsen’s looks but he resembles too much to the father of one of my best friends for me to be attracted to him. This strongly reminds me of when I watched La la land and it felt as if it were the romance between my neighbour Ramon and Silvia, a family friend -weird. Although, of course, the resemblance to a cannibal is somewhat more disturbing.

10. (Minor spoiler) I can’t believe that for two and a half seasons the only person who fucked Will Graham was somone who could not properly enjoy it? This is like? Such a tragedy?

11. We couldn’t leave withouth you. That’s the line that killed me.

12. (Minor spoiler) Jack could you PLEASE not contaminate the Arno? I swear to god, tourist have not respect for Mediterranean countries.

13. The least realistic thing of this series is that so many people from the States speak Italian (even if in some cases you just have to politely pretend that they do, because, I mean... In any case, I’m not buying it)

14. I can not believe they put Armitage to play a role related to dragons in the same dates in which The Hobbit 3 was realeased... somebody had lots of fun with this.

15. In some ways I can’t really explain there are some parts of the series that feel like a romantic commedy? I think it’s the contrast with the general darkness, idk.

16. I spent the last 11 minutes in suffering, afraid that they would screw up the end, but THEY DIDN’T. IT WAS AWESOME.

Since nobody had asked me anyway and I’m just yelling my feeligs to the empty void of internet, I guess I’ll shut up now. About time, probably.

[fvkford]

𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟 - 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜𝟘𝟘𝟙

On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now?

“Oh so we’re just getting right into are we? Ok, you know I would say I’m a solid eight right now, there is always a slight lull when you come back from such a long tour and suddenly you’re just in one place.” 

Describe yourself in a hashtag?

“#tryingtobebetter. “

If you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be?

”I’m not an actor so I wouldn’t say that I would, and honestly I act out music video’s with whoever the hell they tell me. You think you can get my guys to call Alana Bishop?” 

If your life was a musical, what would the marquee say?

”You’ve seen big but get ready to see bigger.” 

What’s one thing people don’t know about you?

”Most people seem shocked when they find out that I was born to a sperm donor and I’m biologically one of my moms.” 

What’s your wakeup ritual?

”Get up, spend twenty minutes on the toilet on tiktok, eat whatever the hell I can find.” 

What’s your go to bed ritual?

”Honestly my head it’s the pillow and I’m out.” 

What’s your favorite time of day?1

”I like the night, like 10pm with everything is buzzing and the light’s are everywhere.” 

What is one thing no one knows about you?

”I’m allergic to cherries. People can’t even kiss me with Cherry Lipgloss on.” 

Dream country to visit?

”I wanna go to Tokoyo so bad, we didn’t get to do it on tour and it made me so sad.” 

What’s the biggest surprise you’ve had?

”TMZ doing as they wanted with my private information.” 

Comfy shoes or dress shoes?

”Comfort, I don’t think I know what to do with my feet when they’re not in sneakers.” 

Vintage or new?

”Vintage always, I kitted out all my back ups and tour outfits with vintage stuff this time around.” 

Who do you want to write your obituary?

”Can we get Harrison Ford to write it for me? It would seem really full circle.” 

Style icon?

”I don’t think I really have one, I just put on whatever feels good at the time.” 

What are three things you can’t live without?

”My drumsticks for sure, my headphones and pizza, I wouldn’t ever want to do it.” 

What’s one ingredient you put in everything?

”Pepper, it’s such an underrated seasoning.” 

What 3 people living or dead would you like to make dinner for?

”Oh shit that’s a good one, ok I would go for Tom Jones, Mick Jagger & Elvis Presley.” 

What’s your biggest fear in life?

”My biggest? Well I already managed it this year, disappointing my moms.” 

Window or aisle seat?

”I’m a window type of guy and I don’t trust anyone that isn’t.” 

What’s your current TV obsession?

”I’ve been watching Kicking it with the Kennedy’s whilst I’ve been away, started from scratch cause I’d run out of everything else and I have to say man it’s fucking great.” 

Favorite app?

”Spotify, I couldn’t live without it.” 

Secret talent?

”I can juggle? I think that’s all I got.” 

Most adventurous thing you’ve done in your life?

”Left my band, it was scary as hell but it’s taken me on a hell of a ride.” 

How would you define yourself in three words?

”Just three words, can I say pretty? Nah I’m kidding, I would say flawed, restless and transitional.” 

Favorite piece of clothing you own?

”A tour shirt from my first solo tour, everyone of the team signed it, don’t really wear it cause I wouldn’t want to ruin it but it’s the best.”

Must have clothing item everyone should have?

”A pair of jeans that make your ass look good, don’t under estimate the power.” 

Superpower you would want?

”To be able to stop time, really think about things, I think everything happens for a reason but I wish I could have more time to make some choices.” 

What’s inspiring you in life right now?

”My sister, I won’t say too much cause her business is her business but she’s my bestfriend.” 

Best piece of advice you’ve received?

”Fake it till you make it, only you will know.” 

Best advice you’d give your teenage self?

”Cherish the time you have with people in your life, it changes pretty quick.” 

A book that everyone should read?

”Y’all read that Collen Hover book? Man she got me.” 

What would you like to be remembered for?

”For living everyday with my heart on my sleeve, I guess I’m working on it.” 

How do you define beauty?

”That’s a hard one man, elegance, grace, vulnerability, I think it has to come from within before an outside can be beautiful.” 

What do you love most about your body?

”My hands for sure, they’re drummer hands through and through.” 

Best way to take a rest/decompress?

”Lock myself away in the studio and let it out in music.” 

Favorite place to view art?

”Concert halls.” 

If your life were a song, what would the title be?

”Not anything good right now, maybe Rag’n’Boneman - Human. “ 

If you could master one instrument, what would it be?

”I play the drums and that’s my art, but I’d like to be better at the piano, I can play it but I want like mad talent you know.” 

If you had a tattoo, where would it be?

”Oh I already got a bunch and they’re everywhere I want.” 

What is your favorite animal?

”That would be a dog, mans best friend.” 

What’s your spirit animal?

”Man, can I say an otter? Just because I love them.” 

Best gift you’ve ever received?

”I got a pair of signed drumsticks from Phil Collins, how sick is that!” 

Best gift you’ve ever give?

”I paid for my old high school to have this big fancy prom after a fire knocked the school out and theirs was cancelled.” 

What’s your favorite board game?

”I don’t know if I have the attention span for them, I love Monopoly but I get so bored!” 

What’s your favorite color?

”I like blue.” 

Least favorite color?

”I don’t know man that seems pretty mean on all the other colors, I don’t suit yellow if that helps?” 

Where do you feel most at peace?

“In that five minutes before I’m brought out on stage, everyone else is in this insane rush and I just, settle in ready to go.” 

What’s your favorite thing to do in your time off?

”Sleep, boring I know but I don’t get enough of it.” 

What’s your hair-care routine?

At this question he can’t help but smirk, Ford knows he has good hair. “The beach waves of envy right?” His smirk grows. “I got this shampoo and conditioner for curly hair so I use that and then this texture spray I put in whilst it’s still wet, mess it up a little and then let it do it’s thing, it’s magic really.” 

Pilates or yoga?

”Dude, I can’t do either but I did enjoy a goat yoga class once.” 

Coffee or tea?

”Me and caffine are not a good mix, I prefer a smoothie.” 

What’s the weirdest word in the English language?

”That one from Mary Poppins.” 

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

“Dark, and mint too.” 

Stairs or elevator?

”Stairs, Final Destination ruined Elevators for me.” 

Summer or winter?

”Summer, I hate wearing a shirt.” 

You are stuck on an island, you can have only three things with you. What are those things?

”Doesn’t matter not a chance in hell I’m surviving anyway.” 

What are your phobias?

”Spiders, elevators & bears.” 

A skill you’re working on mastering?

”Being kinder to myself.” 

Best thing to happen to you this year?

”A sold out world tour felt pretty great you know.” 

Worst thing to happen to you this year?

”TMZ.” 

Best compliment you’ve ever received?

”That I felt like home.” 

Favorite smell?

”New born babies and you can’t say you disagree.” 

Hugs or kisses?

”Hugs, you need 8 a day to survive you know.” 

If you made a documentary, what would it be about?

”Oh I’d make one about being on tour but like, actually being on tour.” 

Last piece of content you consumed that made you cry?

”The song Praying by Kesha.” 

Going out or staying in?

”It depends on where I’m going but I’m going to say going out.” 

Sweet or savory?

”Savory, give me a bag of chips over a chocolate bar any day of the week.” 

Celebrity crush?

”Alana Bishop. Oh and Katie Holmes.” 

How you know you’re in love?

”When I figure that out I’ll be sure to let you know, I think I’m still working on it.” 

Song you can listen to on repeat?

”Any of em, there’s something beautiful in any song.” 

If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?

”I would take just being a girl, I wanna see what that’s like, I think everyman should.” 

What are you most excited about at this time in your life?

”My new albumn I’m working on.” 

Your go to for having a good laugh?

”Dexter or my sister.” 

Your affirmation for today?

“Get back up, every time, no matter what.” 

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

MAC I'M GONNA WATCH THE HANNIBAL FINALE. I'M GONNA LIVEBLOG IN UR INBOX BECAUSE IT'S FUN :3

godddd i feel so bad for reba :( she just had a crush on this weird ass guy and now he's kidnapped her and told her he's a murderer. I LOVE HER SHE DESERVES BETTER

DID HE JUST SHOOT HIMSELF???? OHHHHH REBA I'M SO SORRY :(( oh she's escaping.... oh i hope she lives i hope she gets out i am so worried for my girl she has been a highlight of this season fr

SHE'S ALIVE!!!!! oh she's going to have trauma for life. babygirl is not getting through this without copious amounts of issues

will trying to reassure her oughfgh :((( there r parallels between her and will and alana..... i need 2 make that into its own post tho it would b way too long for liveblogging in ur inbox

he's talking 2 hannibal now....... gay ass..... ohhhh will graham girlie u so wanted to kill that guy. u can't even deny it u wanted to murder him soooo bad <3 aren't u tired of being nice? don't u just want to go apeshit?

OH SHIT. HE'S STILL ALIVE. HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE. OH MY GOD HE FAKED HIS SUICIDE

btw i am like. so invested in whatever the fuck will and bedelia have going on. two victims of hannibal who fell in love with him and were so close to being eaten by him. what is happening here is NOT therapy, and it's definitely not a friendship, but a secret third thing

can i just say i love alana bloom in this season as well???? she used to be kind and loving but she was broken down and is now cold and unforgiving. she's put her shields up and can't let anything happen to her again waaaaaghhfh :((( also she's pretty <3 i love women

"i need you hannibal." GAY ASS!!!!!!

"going my way?" HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!

they're having fucking wine together this is a date this is a gay ass pre-murder date come on dude

what's gayer than this..... drinking wine while watching some guy film your dying boyfriend..... the homoeroticism of this.........

YEAHHHHH KILL EM BABYGIRL!!! STAB THAT MAN!!!!! ohh the camera cutting between shots of will stabbing him and hannibal hitting him with the axe.... will gutting him like a fish and hannibal ripping into his neck with his teeth..... this is gay sex this is homosexual intercourse right on my screen here

THE BLOOD SPREADING TO LOOK LIKE WINGS ARE YOU SERIOUS. dude this wing imagery with this guy is insane i'm going to eat cardboard

HANNIBAL HELPING HIM TO HIS FEET BOTH COVERED IN BLOOD. THEYRE LOOKING EAHC OTHER DEAD IN THE EYES. THEY NEED TO MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE RIGHT NOW IM SO SERIOUS.

"it's beautiful." YEAGHHHHAH!!!! GET WORSE!!!! GET WORSE!!!!!!

DUDE THEY FELL. HOLY SHIT. i mean what's more romantic than falling off a cliff in your lover's arms covered in some other man's blood??? like fr. oh my god dude

BEDELIA!!! THERE SHE IS!!!!! is she back in italy????

wh. what's that on the table. wh.

GIRL. GIRLIE. YOU CUT OFF YOUR LEG???? OH THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH HER <3

holy shit dude. oh my god. realistically they probably could not have survived that fall but either way, like. how fucked up is that??? and also romantic in a horrible toxic way??? if they died they died in each other's arms. if they lived.... they made it. they fucking made it through everything they did. where would they go now? to italy? are they going to meet bedelia? do we have the most fucked up cannibalistic throuple in the universe?? my god dude. i gotta lay down and think about this for a while. 10/10 amazing show i'm going to explode thank you for recommending i watch it <3 i'm going to evaporate into a million little pieces now i need to scream

AHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA GOOD LUCK . THIS SHOW IS GOING TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN FOREVER NOW. YAYYYYYYY IM SO GLAD U LIKED IT. I LOVE THE INBOX LIVEBLOG THANK YOU. HOLD ON I HAVE SOMETHINF FOR U TOO GIVE ME A SECOND TO TYPE IT UP HEHEHEHE

[hannigramficrecs]

Newly Added Fics 4/18

Here’s all the fics I’ve added to my index this week! As usual, I’ve emboldened the fics I really liked and italicized the ones that are incomplete. 

I’ve also added 3 new sections to my index and added a bunch of fics there as well!

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3+

Until I Met You by Dormchi [words: 33,990] — (AU)

Detective Will Graham needs an expert and Fire Lieutenant Hannibal Lecter happens to be available. Basically this is just arson, murder, coffee, and fluff.

Railroad Romance by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles [words: 12,400] — (AU)

Hannibal is still Hannibal, and Will is still Will. Except Will is not part of the FBI and they meet on a two day train trip from New Orleans to Baltimore.

They Came to Florence by shiphitsthefan [words: 5,122] — (AU + Killer Will)

Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a thriving psychiatry practice and a not-so-secret obsession; William Graham has an impressive writing career and not a single goddamn clue.

Friends To Lovers by Sirenja, TigerPrawn [words: 8,008] — (AU + A/B/O)

When Harry Met Sally AU

Consortio by kelex [words: 23,088] — (AU + A/B/O)

Every Omega in the land is brought to the lord on the evening of their first heat. Lord Hannibal usually doesn't choose to exercise that right, but this night's offering is too much for him to pass up. A virgin Omega in his first heat, with brown hair, blue eyes, and a spirit that can't be broken.

Sharing A Bed by TigerPrawn [words: 4,150] — (A/B/O)

Will, Hannibal, Jimmy and Zeller are sent to Butfuck Nowhere on a case and the small hotel has messed up the booking leaving them with only 2 rooms between the 4 of them. And specifically Omega Will having to share with Hannibal, the only Alpha on the trip.

Stormchaser by YouAreMyDesign [words: 6,465] — (A/B/O)

One thing, Hannibal knows absolutely; Will is empty, all the time. He aches to be filled.

Pathology by YouAreMyDesign [words: 14,129] — (A/B/O)

In his periphery, Hannibal's head tilts. "Tell me," he purrs, "how exactly does one your age come to enroll in an FBI training facility?"

Monster Fucker by slashyrogue [words: 1,709] — (Fantasy)

Will's preference in lovers is rather taboo especially for an omega, but he's rather content to keep continuing to bed monsters. He's never found a human alpha whose scent calls to him and doesn't expect to take a mate. When he comes to one of their sessions showing off vampire bites Hannibal is more than intrigued. He's thrilled. This is his omega, and he's not letting him leave until he makes that a reality.

Pretend by slashyrogue [words: 888] — (Fluff)

Hannibal and Will pretend to be boyfriends in order to lure The Sweetheart Stalker. Will finds out that Hannibal is the perfect fake boyfriend.

Office Santa by Llewcie [words: 2,787] — (Fluff)

In which team Sassy Science conspires to get Will and Hannibal to choose each others names for the office Santa gift exchange, because no one else wants either of them.

Fondness And Weakness by Cinnamaldeide [words: 1,932] — (Fluff)

It takes Will a while to notice Hannibal unexpectedly shares his fondness for animals.

Companion by MacandLacy [words: 51,925] — (Incest)

An AU where a young Will is kidnapped and grows up with the Lecter’s with Robert as his adopted Father/Uncle, and Hannibal as…..Hannibal.

The Moth and the Dark by emungere [words: 7,511] — (Jealousy)

One of them has to bend. Hannibal decides it should be him.

Jealous Sea by Murder_Cupcake [words: 2,928] — (Jealousy)

Hannibal and Will were having a wonderful morning in a pleasant Cuban bar near the beach until the unexpected appearance of an acquaintance of Hannibal, and Will couldn't control his feelings.

Omegahood by LittleSpacePrince [words: 15,706] — (Mpreg)

Who knew omegahood would fit Will Graham so nicely...

Professor Graham's Cheekbones Hotty & Extraordinary Foodie Husband by TheSilverQueen [words: 3,320] — (Outsider POV)

Online classes due to the quarantine are how Professor Graham's students learn that: 1) Professor Graham has a cute dog; 2) Professor Graham is married; and 3) Professor Graham's husband is smoking hot.

The Genesis by viaorel [words: 6,736] — (Outsider POV)

It all started when Alana Bloom, a social worker in an orphanage, was given a task to accompany a renowned married couple willing to adopt. What she did not suspect, however, was that all had been premeditated and taken care of long before the sleek black Bentley pulled up at the doorstep of the institution. And thus began her fall down the rabbit hole that would either destroy her or lead to a liberating genesis.

Pushing Us Into Self-Destruction by IBegToDreamAndDiffer [words: 16,538] — (Outsider POV +  Prison)

Clarice Starling needs help with a case, so she pays a visit to Will Graham, who's incarcerated in the Baltimore Sate Hospital with his partner.

Leave Your Message After The Tone by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles [words: 7,775] —  (Prison)

Imagine Will calling Hannibal’s cell phone after he’s incarcerated just to hear Hannibal’s voice on his voicemail. Imagine Will leaving Hannibal voicemails about how he wishes things had turned out differently. Imagine Will spilling his heart out to Hannibal’s voicemail, assuming that the man himself will never hear them. Imagine Hannibal listening to these messages.

Inconvenient by HigherMagic [words: 5,756] — (Prison + A/B/O)

Transporting them had gone surprisingly well. While waiting for an official sentence, they were to be held in a high-security facility, similar to the BSHCI, but more remote, so that if they were to, somehow, escape again, it would be a long trek on foot before they approached anything usable, and the cavalry would overtake them before they could.

Denial by Murder_Cupcake [words: 1,215] — (PWP)

Will is incredibly bored at one of Hannibal's dinner parties. Because of that, he decides to tease Hannibal a little bit. The result is better than expected, despite the measure he took - but Hannibal isn't going to let him get away with it without some punishment.

Oh Dear by Lunarwench [words: 5,585] — (PWP)

“I wish you could make me pregnant.” Hannibal's pupils blast open, and something seems to crack on his face.

[artemis-pendragon]

My absolute favorite things about getting my friends into Hannibal are:

1. People assuming Will is a Good Guy at first

2. People assuming it's just queerbaiting then getting slapped in the face by "Is Hannibal in love with me?"

3. The Lesbians™ when they find out Alana and Margot are a couple

4. "Oh my GOD can they just FUCK ALREADY"

5. Every single reaction I've ever had yelled at me in my DMs about the final scene of season 3 like that shit never fails to cause a full-scale breakdown and I love it

6. Reactions to M*son V*rger in general

7. "SO MANY DOGS!!!"