#sciencecore?????

[53v3nfrn5]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

[zegalba]

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

putting in my will that i want my autopsy performed by the guy who's weirdest about the sexual connotations of surgery

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[labcoated-lunacy]

(Shhh. Don't worry. Asking for a friend.)

[charles-breaks-beakers]

i made one for us as well

[labsafetyviolations]

*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*

[easydoesit-rn]

Got a pin for my lab coat

[silveredcircuitry]

pride flag in science colours

inspired by @science-bastard

(note: I've added the bars as their own images alongside trans, ace, and nb flags in this style in a reblog)

[53v3nfrn5]

Solar Eclipse Shadows

These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

🌊🔥 ~ Liquid Fire ~ 🔥🌊 (luminescent_chemist)

(Credit if you use please!) (ko-fi)

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?

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💀dr.undead follow

Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!

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💉modernprometheus follow

Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point

🦇dr-bats follow

Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.

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🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?

🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hospital.

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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow

Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!

🔫 henchman13 follow

Good one boss!

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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow

Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.

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[science-bastard]

i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss

[mad-scientist-council]

Chemicals cannot hurt you. It’s so safe. Acid burns aren’t real. And neither are noxious gasses. It’s so safe to play with chemicals. I definitely did not create those monsters that are tearing up the village. All of these burns and scars and patched up wounds are completely unrelated. Completely unrelated.

[charles-breaks-beakers]