#saying fan makes it seem like i'm famous idk 💀

[seokmattchuus]

yes yes ive became a fan of you!!!!! (and u r most definitely important)

honestly wumuti drives me insane i love him so much 😭😭😭 it doesn't matter if you write fluffs or smuts for him! i will definitely support it anyway!

i actually would be the main wumuti idea bank !

im serious he takes up so much space in my head

Please do be an idea bank!!!! I love ping ponging off y'alls requests <3 Def lemme know any thoughts you get because he deserves the content. What a man 🤌🏻

[timmie-p]

Ivan Interview translation

Ivan, the Next CF Star

Just two months after his debut, Ivan was selected as an ambassador for the famous luxury brand Q. Ivan is the first non-native 'pet human' to become an ambassador for Q. "Ivan's stoic yet playful visuals are perfect for capturing the diverse appeal of Q," said Q's chief designer.

Ivan, who recently topped the Alien Stage live voting, is being touted as the next big CF star after Luca. He's been inundated with requests from designers all over the world who want to put ads on his outfits. He has already collaborated with nine brands, all of them big brands. The public's attention is focused on how his growing popularity will affect the Alien stage.

Interview

Since the third round aired, it’s become very popular. Are you feeling the buzz?

Alien Stage is growing in popularity every day. Did the crew recognise me during the CF shoot? It's funny because at the beginning of the show, there weren't many people in the world who recognized me, and now there are so many people that I can't get through the streets by myself. (Laughs)

You’re currently ranked #78, at this rate top 20 is possible, isn’t it?

Thank you for your kind words. I'd love to keep the momentum going and make it to the top 20, but I'll leave the choice up to the masses.

You have a lot of titles that describe you, right? Do you have a favourite?

My favorite is "Blocell's #1 Brand Reputation" from a recent article. It makes me feel like all those days of photo shoots and commercials weren't in vain.

What do you think makes you unique?

I can think of more bad things than good (laughs), but, um… I think the thing that fans talk about a lot is my partial fang. I think I have a normal face, but there are many people who remember me for my fang.

What’s your secret to getting the best shots?

The day before my schedule, I study the brand I'm going to shoot for so that I can clearly understand the directions on set. Knowing the brand in detail is fundamental as a model. I also think it's important to make it a habit to take care of my body.

What is your ideal girlfriend? Lots of girls around the world want to know!

I don’t have a specific dream girl, I’ve never really thought about it. If I were to choose one…. No, I don’t have one. (Laughs)

Are you close with Till?

What’s your definition of “close”? (Laughs)

We’re just okay. Mediocre at best.

Let me ask you straight up. Do you think you can beat Till?

I don’t know… If you could perform as wildly as him, you might win too, right?

Say something to Till, your next opponent!

…..Keep it up?

read it for your own here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ivan-interview-99972496

also i’m sure an official english version will be out soon i just like doing these lol

okay!!! i feel like vivinos is dropping red flags here but idk 🥺 ive already been theorising that ivan will be the one to lose and the audience here seems to support him too much..

i translated “힘내” previously as “Come on” in the snippet where till punched ivan but i think it makes more sense here to translate it as “Keep it up” (it’s just generally words of uplifting encouragement)

also for the part about his fang my translator translated that as “false teeth” and boy when i tell you i was confused 💀

also following up the question abt his dream girl immediately with a question about his relationship with till.. real subtle there… kinda makes me go uueeugguh tho

[old-memoria]

nah I agree, sometimes I just want to tell him to stfu and just be pretty 💀 I think he has a good heart and good intentions but yeah he can be a bit arrogant sometimes mainly because that man doesn't possess a filter & he thinks he's always right. love him though lmao

they are quite popular rn because of their tiktokfication (ugh) but their 15 minutes will pass and they'll go back to being slightly more popular than the typical british alternative band but still not mainstream which is cool not because I want to gatekeep them but because I enjoy being able to get tickets to see a band that I like for once 😩 buying tickets online is such a scam, it's so stressful and for what...

now serious question for you: did you enjoy 5sos' recent albums? I used to like them but I wasn't a fan of calm. I haven't listened to their most recent record yet though. sorry for bothering you btw, you seem nice :)

I just want to tell him to stfu and just be pretty 💀 - this applies to so many celebrities lmao. Yeah, he's a narcissist is a way that he thinks too much of himself, I mean his band is successful and cool sure but he behaves like its the fucking beatles and he invented music and has a right do make depreciating comments about other musicains, while in fact his parents are wealthy and famous so... you know what I mean. But what I really do not understand how a guy who brands himself as a liberal and writes progressive lyrics, posts tastless islamophobic jokes on insta and says misogynistic shit though ok he apologised. Thats so fucking sad because he's hot you know he actually has a great voice and can be really fun & witty in some interviews. So idk... thats just my opinion or maybe he's saying controversial things just for the hell of it lmao

Well.. at least you can get the tickets and they perform in your country....

I'm sorry but I'm not into 5sos. I remember when they were in their heyday, and I know some of their tunes, but... that's pretty much all I can say. They are alright though