#satosugu is gay

[lynnielle]

im convinced ppl who see satosugu as brothers are either weirdos in love w their sibling, or an only child who has never seen siblings. there's just no explanation for how in love they are with each other. they were made to complete the other, literally.

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[slothxio]

flopped on ttk ;(

[soyochii]

Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

So you're telling me, you're not obsessed with two gay ass motherfuckers, that permanently altered your brain and you do not think about them every living moment of your life, and you don't cry about them on daily basis? Ah. That's.......cool.

[hawkofkrypton]

“Why couldn’t you two break up normally instead of making it everyone’s problem”

[nyxsince2001]

“Tell me every terrible thing you ever did and let me love you anyway”

-probably james potter to regulus black

or gojo to geto

[honey-nut-scooter]

Happy anniversary 🎉!!

[xhimei]

“can you stop shipping two male characters with each other? itʼs not even funny” only when they stop staring at each other like that

[shoukohime]

[cara-mel5]

me when that one couple doomed by the narrative say i love you without saying i love you (i will be crying over them for several months)

[artsy-invasions]

satosugu fluff and angst also can we tell i'm in love with geto

[jello-sparkbomb]

I made a lovely diagram.

(I could probably make a whole powerpoint solely based on fictional gays and their breakups.)

[sunnywritesshit]

have you ever had that one ship where the tension and pining is so visibly and ridiculously obvious to everyone but the two of them and you're torn between bashing your own head into the wall or bashing theirs into the wall if they don't get a room? and it takes fucking insane life events like death or a coup for them to even begin to do so? yeah

[boothillzvhs]

|| anon: satosugu x drunk male reader who is shorter by 20cm ||

605 words 3,420 characters

“satoru? Suguru” you yelled out drunkly “name?! Were have you been” suguru said in worry while holding you chubby cheeks, which made you giggle “I’m sho tired….” you snuggled into sugurus chest, satoru look at you trying to figure out what to do “baby..? Are you drunk” satoru said in a soft tone “w-whattt, noooo” you tryed to lie but you just suck at lying “cmon let’s get you to the shower.. you smell like artificial fruit and vodka” suguru chuckled before picking you up “satoru come on” suguru beckoned him

~the bathroom

“Cmon baby, let go and get in the water” suguru struggled to make you let go “noo… your so warm” your cock twitched “I missed your smell” you mumbled “cmon, there extra bubbles” “get in with me…” you said to both of them “*hiccup* pleaseeee…?” You looked up at them with puppy eyes, which made both of their cocks twitch “if you insist satoru said before stripping him and suguru “yay” you said drunkly.

you snuggled in to satorus chest while moaning a mess “mph!.. nnhg….” You eyes had hearts in them, suguru was to busy stroking your poor little cock, while satoru was getting your hole ready. “Satoruuuu…! — sho gwoodd” your eyes rolled back, as soon your were about to cum, suguru pulled away! “Huh *sniff*” you looked back, suguru got closer and whispered something in your ear “only good boys get to cum.. not sluts” he said before smacking your ass “mph!!~ — s-suguru, p-please I’m so close” you moaned, trying to get suguru to let you cum, but it didn’t work.

You were slowly getting crushed by shame, you were getting fucked by your two best friends, you were knocked out of your daydreaming when suguru smacked you ass, hard “stop daydreaming, slut” he said in a rude tone “suguru..cut him some slack, I’d be embarrassed if I was getting fucked by my best friends” satoru cooed, while playing with your hair, slowly finger fucking you “mph — haah~..” you let out your cute little noices into satorus chest.

“hgnh!!!~” oops… you came all over satorus tummy, suguru looks at you “I’don’t think you fuckin heard right, slut.” Suguru says in a mean tone, before he can say anything “I—I’m sorry!” You hid your face in satorus chest “pff—it’s alright” satoru truly tried his best not to laugh, you looked up at satoru “please— do any thing..” suguru and satoru snapped.

~in the bedroom

“Nnh—mph” you let out pretty little cries when suguru sucked you cock, on the now damp bed, while satoru was fucking you “I—I can feel you in my tummy…satoru” you moaned, satoru then shoved his fingers in your mouth “*gag*” you gripped satorus hand, but felt a harsh slap on your cheek, which made you tear up “I’m sho sworry” you whined, suguru groans and your cock which made shiver go down your spine when you felt the Vibrations on your cock.

suguru then pressed your cocks together and started to rub them together, “wait!! F—ffuck….!~” you whimpered, the knot in your stomach was about to bust “pleasepleaseplease!!” You pleaded “please, what?” Suguru cooed in your ear teasingly “please I need to cum…~” you looked at at him, and wrapped your arms around his neck “hmm… satoru what do you think” “I don’t know…but I’m about to cum” satoru whined “fuck.. me too” “mph— m’cumming!!~” you moaned, suguru and satoru following after “fuck baby, you alright?..” suguru said in a softer tone then before “mhm..” you tryed to keep your eyes open but you were to tired, expect a noice complaint for the neighbors!

[rozaalright]

i HATE dudebros, they treat everything surface level it's so EXHAUSTING.

Its like if you get them to read The picture of Dorian Gray and they say "They're not gay! Basil said Dorian is his dearest friend, why can't two dudes be friends anymore!?!?"

maybe if the author stops giving them symbolic flowers of love in official art and subtle marriage proposals and quite literally confirms them to be soulmates THEN MAYBE