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ofoceansandtombsanew · 5 months ago

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The quickest way to distract Satoru from actually teaching is bringing up our relationship and our students across the years always pick up on it

There's an exam you didn't study for?

Ask about how we fell in love

Don't wanna listen about how he just gives his precious students tough love?

Ask about how Keanu Reeves definitely officiated our wedding

Most of the time the students know this is absolute bs just by what is coming out of his mouth. There are no cherry blossom trees on campus and we never met under any, we didn't have our first date on the moon, neither officiant for our weddings (one for Gojou Clan ceremonial purposes, one for actual friends) looked like Keanu. And no, there were no proposals done on Mt Everest

It sounds so ridiculous they usually don't even need me to fact check what he says

But there's always a small handful of students that actually believe what he says. Yuuji is just the most recent which Satoru loves because none of last year's first years believed any of his stories TAT

#look it's self shipping hours #blues #jjk #gojou satoru #satoru is delusional but he swears these aren't really LIES #these are just how he felt about the various situations brought up #our first date was at an aquarium looking at a moon jellyfish exhibit #that was on the moon technically #one officiant had chin-length hair like keanu #and he certainly felt like he was on mt everest when i proposed #and everything looks like cherry blossoms are around when you're in love don't they?#at least according to his logic djnfskdjn #yuuji feels so betrayed when he inevitably learns the truth #funniest part is the king of delulu todo already knew all of this was cap #to quote hash: “i'm delusional not stupid. if you're gonna lie at least make it belivable”

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