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heritageposts · 1 year ago

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if you're subscribed to the washington post, it's time to cancel your subscription

as if their coverage of the genocide in gaza wasn't bad enough, this is now the kind of vile racist shit they're apparently okay with publishing in their editorial cartoons

and if you're unfamiliar with the artist, michael ramirez, here are some of the cartoons he's made for other publications:

(putting them under a read more because there are so many of them and they're all disgustingly racist and/or islamophobic)

#free palestine #israel #gaza #racism cw #islamophobia cw #there's a ton more cartoons i could add #this guy is vile even for a political cartoonist #and the fact that WaPo is willing to publish this guy? and now????#just as the number hit 10 000 dead civilians - 4000 of them children - this is the guy they chose to ''satirize'' the ongoing genocide #i already hate the WaPo (see: their coverage of any global conflict ever) but this is low even for them

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doctordragon · 8 months ago

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I can't fucking believe this

#helldivers 2 #satire is dead #finally! you can join the torment nexus from hit media “dont join the torment nexus”

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locusfandomtime · 11 months ago

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i will continue to hijack him

#this is joking to be clear. i am gay. i just saw this 2000s satirical mlp meme and was like. we should bring this back #hermitcraft #locus fandom time #shitpost #hermitblr #ethoslab #im not even an ethogirl i just think theres something about him in particular that made this meme funny. like it wouldnt hit the same with #like grian or xb or mumbo #anyways i think the ethogirls will enjoy this one so

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divinely-ruled · 29 days ago

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Not now kitten. Daddy’s being a hater on tumblr dot com.

#this is satire #admin is back from the gym and ready to hit the shower #ahs cult #ahs #american horror story #ahs rp #kai anderson

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ttrpg-smash-pass-vs · 10 months ago

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They're elves of the shadowfell, normal human height. They specialize in teleportation and invisibility, with the casters among them throwing in confusion and fear and illusion. Be careful though, as any trained in combat start making non-elves slower and worse while within 10 feet. From depression, from the sound of it. Their angst about being more ancient and timeless than you wordlessly attaches to you like a parasite, slowing you down. Good for if you enjoy concepts like-

Shadows, but like DARKER than shadow, that lash out when they're moody

looking beautiful unless in shadow, in which case they're corpselike

ignoring pointless things like "comfort" and "morals" and "rules"

being the chosen of the Raven Queen, and on her behalf collecting dark tragedy, sorrow, and feelings of loss.

being corpse pale with jet black hair, pure black eyes, and covered with tattoos/piercings/anything that would make a generic white suburban mom in the 50's scream in terror.

Lumping them all together because they're all the same outside one having mage hand and such. Idc what weapon they're holding.

#closest I'm getting to saying something nice about them.#i don't even care.#I can withhold bias on near anything but not these and sun elves #its fine. I make you suffer by pitting your favorites against each other. getting these into the next tournament is only fair.#you know that giant anti-shadarkai rant I went on a few months ago?#how I thought whoever did this to thier lore probably rewrites Warhammer stories to remove the satire and humor?#apparently he actually did write warhammer books holy shit I called it.#seriously though I love basically all monsters but these I looooooooooathe.#not even touching how annoyed I am that the shadar kai WERE ALREADY A THING #Like they weren't even elves #they just went “hey we'll bring them back as elves because 33 is a reasonable number of elf species”#yet not a green version of goblins there's already like 3 that'd be absurd.#like no make your OWN name for the special elves version 33 that hit on par with a demon lord while being cr 7 for some reason #shadar kai #looked into it #dnd #dnd5e #DnD 5e #d&d #smash or pass #5e #monsters of the multiverse #mpmm

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kathegoose · 9 months ago

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ok i think the peakaissance painting is done

WHEOWWW....WHEE..,,..HOOOGH..,

this is so funny to me i love it

started 4.4, finished 9.4, making the process like 6 days or something - twice as much as my previous satire fnaf painting👍

...and it's based off of this random goofy image i suddenly remembered the day i started the painting:

i don't know what it is in this pic but i can't stop sending it everywhere.

you might notice the background colour isn't exactly the same, but i painted it 3 times already and i won't go thru the trouble of matching the shade again anymore🫄🫄

closeups for the closeup freaks!!!!

i used the same orange glowy paint for the eyes as the comically small mimic, so this painting also has a cool little gimmick (it glows!! it glows!!)

i licked this painting several times cuz it would be funny.

#fnaf #fnaf fanart #my art #painting #fnaf mimic #fnaf the mimic #fnaf ruin #i call it the mimic sexbomb painting because it kinda gives off the hit tom jones song 'sexbomb' by tom jones but idk #all my paintings are satire

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phoenixtakaramono · 6 months ago

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There are only two episodes left in The Boys S4, but having seen the leaks and with what we got, I have some opinions.

My conspiracy theory is that they got too many cooks in the kitchen (writers in the writer’s room)—plus the writer’s strike and pandemic happening during this time—and it’s starting to make sense how they dropped the ball with this season.

#the boys #the boys tv #the boys amazon #the boys season 4 #the boys season four #S1-3 is like a sharp honed blade (with occasional misses) whereas S4 swings a lot but misses their target #I like a handful of things (Antony Starr and Karl Urban are CARRYING the season for me)#God; Antony’s back must hurt from carrying the show so hard (give the man an Emmy)#but there are so many more moments in the show that falls flat for me #my interest in the secondary cast is virtually nonexistent (and this is coming from a person who likes them all)#I do not care about Joe; I do not care about the Frenchie & Colin B-plot; I do not care about Annie’s randomly thrown in abortion (???)#there’s a lotta wasted character moments and unnecessary fluff they should��ve cut out to laser focus in on the main plot #the character moments do not hit as hard as the writers hoped they did (it feels like they just threw random darts & hoped they hit)#this season feels like a waste of time :/ which is unfortunate #I like edgy dark humor & satire as the next guy—but it’s gotta advance the plot or be used for a purpose other than shock value #it doesn’t help that you get the sense a couple script decisions is a result of Kripke wanting to work with ppl he wants to work with again #which—fair enough; it’s his show—he can do whatever he wants #but I get a weird feeling when he throws in celebrity cameos & their B-plots instead laserfocusing on the main characters #I hope they tighten the story in the final season 5 #they focused too much on the wrong things and not on the right things (seriously?? not showing Butcher taking the V??? making it offscreen?)#and the tentacles instead of making Butcher’s powers ironically parallel the very man he hates :/#the obvious Venom symbiote parody is not as funny or cool as you think it is (when you had a VERY cool premise before)

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mushtoons · 8 months ago

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does anyone know any fun quirky ways to sabotage a car for revenge? asking for a friend 🤗

#someone fucked me over and the blood lust in me needs to be quenched #kinda wanna pop her tires or out rocks in her gas tank but i wanted to see if there were other ways i could do it too #for ultra pettiness #wood wide web #this is satire btw #well sorta #if u actually have ideas hit me up if i actually do it or not is anyones guess

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piningpercussionist · 5 months ago

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HELLLPP I WAS SHOWING MY SISTER STUPID FUCKING SCOTT PILGRIM MEMES AND I MENTIONED GIDEONSUGGESTIONS' "GIDEON X READER HEADCANONS" POST AND WE JUST:

"Gideon?"

Graves.

"Like. Gideon?" (Said with the inflection of Gideon from Gravity Falls)

Graves. Gideon GRAVES.

(She gives me side eye.)

GIDEON GRAVES. HE VAPORIZES YOU. I AM LITERALLY SHOWING YOU A SCOTT PILGRIM BLOG RIGHT NOW.

"OHhhhh! I'm sorry, I'm stupid today."

I can't with this fucking girl 😭

#in her defense we WERE talking abt gravity falls earlier #this whole thing started bc she was showing me the historical figure x reader fiction she keeps getting on her dash 😭#WHY AM *I* GETTING SIDE EYE HUH?#I READ OUT THE ''I vaporize you'' BEFORE HER DOUBLE TAKE. AND THE ONES I SHOWED HER WERE SATIRE!!#(this is not a dig against you historical fiction freaks... get your freak on im sitting here going heart eyed for werewolves so ik not to+#+go throwing stones n whatnot)#ooc #txt #gideon graves #sp comic #spvtw #spto #she's sitting here showing me fucking history edits im going to CRY #HSKDJDJSND SHE JUST CAUGHT HER FRIEND HAVING REPOSTED A NAPOLEON ONE AND IS NOW QUESTIONING IF SOMETHING SAID TO HER WAS A BIT #CAN I PLEASE FINISH THE POST BEFORE I GET HIT WITH MORE WHIPLASHHH

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weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral · 1 year ago

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ngl smile for the paparazzi is a genius song and I'm tired of pretending that cobra starship wasn't a genius band at times

#like i am 100 percent serious here #the way they commented on celebrity culture + scene culture was insane #because they put that satire under a layer of legitimate pop music #like smile for the paparazzi is on the same album as like. kiss my sass.#youre not in on the joke is on the same album as good girls go bad + hot mess #which i feel like is a commentary in itself of #you only know them by their hits (the pop hits that genuinely sound like any other scene pop song)#but hiding right under the surface of that is their true message and intent (celebrity culture is evil genuinely and ruins people)#ngl titling their first album while the city sleeps we rule the streets AND THEN having the opener of their second album commentate #on the dangers of the city nightlife for celebrities is insane actually #give them more credit please damn #cobra starship #gabe saporta

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moonlight--magician · 2 months ago

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Pov you have a date but it’s a ghost who haunts a car so you just end up fucking the car and you think it won’t work because she’s a car but it’s your best gf you ever had even if she’s possessive and self destructive she can heal herself every time something goes wrong you think it wouldn’t work because she’s a car but it won’t work because you’re in jail for manslaughter

#christine 1983 #movies #satire #horror #cars #I love my silly little brain #guys this is a joke #not like he wouldn’t fuck the car #honestly smash #I’d hit her not in a fight either #why is a fictional car so fine

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realian · 4 months ago

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the Hulurama episodes suck so bad holy shit.

#every single episode is just 'how do you do fellow kids'#futurama is best when its being an extrapolative satire not a satire on things that are happening now #i dont need futurama to make fun of nfts or covid or amazon!#im already doing that right now in real life!#the worst of the comedy central era was the beginning when they immediately hit you with the iphone parodies and stuff #like thats not the future thats right now #the later comedy central episodes were so much better because they focus on the characters #and their relationships and the world #but no they gotta jump right out of the gate with the how do you do fellow kids bits #the only silver lining is freela is in its marriage engagement era which honestly has some super cute moments #futurama #shiv.txt

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blood-orange-juice · 2 months ago

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The best part of Midsommar is that the main heroine is a psychologist

#please understand that I say it as someone with a psych-adjacent degree myself #but also #I sort of love how the main character finally manages to get in touch with reality while being on the intersection of two mirages #the therapyspeak world #and the messed up neopagan fairytale #if one of the approaches was more sane than the other it wouldn't hit so hard #I expected simply a study of how people can be lured into a cult and got so much more #(mostly delightful satire on a whole bunch of different groups)#(but also... yeah. all your smart words and fancy degrees won't save you if you rely on them instead of working through your problems.#the world is darker and deeper than that)

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