#santos L halper

[flyinghellfish]

[lickthecowhappy]

Lol looks like my idiot dog but somehow pointier.

I promise he does all those same poses, I just never get them on camera.

Good Doggos...omens? ❤️

[smutnug]

Open Door Policy feat. Santos L Halper

[simpsonsnight]

Episode #173

WHAT THIS?

The Canine Mutiny Season 8 - Episode 20 | April 13, 1997 This is the one where Bart scams a credit card company using Santa’s Little Helper’s identity (Santos L. Halper) and buys a very nice purebred dog. When a repo team takes all of Bart’s ill-gotten gains, Bart lies and says SLH is actually the purebred prize dog, keeping the better dog. This is a nice one, and it has one of my all-time favorite jokes, which is when Bart receives his credit card (thanks to SLH), he praises his pooch who in turn coughs up a quarter on the ground. Bart remarks “Well, you're just the dog who keeps on giving, aren't ya?”, hahah! This also has the very funny run where Homer tries to get Bart to eat dog food so that his tears will smell like dog food. Very funny. Very good. This one ends with a bunch of COPAGANDA featuring cops smoking weed and sparking up ones, but the thing is, if all the cops smoked weed we woudlnt’ be in this mess now would we

THE B-SODE:

Family Guy: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog" Season 1 - Episode 7 | May 16, 1999 A yes, the final episode of season 1, we all remember it well. They did a bunch of racism parables but with dogs, which is also racist. Damn. When will Famlily Guy finally face the wrath of cancel culture? and I’m not talkin what happened between season 3 & 4! lol. Anyway, I didn’t actually watch this again sorry!!

[shadow27]

What’s his name? Santa’s Little Helper.

[lurkdragonstuff]

Inktober #9: Simpsona

“Who or what is ‘Santos L. Halper?’”

[Image description: A drawing of a person in the style of The Simpsons. They have glasses, a cap with flowers on it, a zippered sweater, long pants, and shoes with laces tied in a bow. End image description.]

All I really remember about Simpsons designs is 1.) Overbite 2.) Four fingers and 3.) Yellow.

I couldn’t figure out how to make the design look Groeningan enough for a Lurkdragon picture, so here’s a caricature of myself.

[starbug]

Happy birthday, Santos L. Halper! 

[owlsounds]

As noted in The Simpsons episodes Duffless, and The Springfield Files, today is the birthday of Santa’s Little Helper, and oh yeah, Homer Simpson! Thank you for being a loyal family friend Santos L. Halper! And to Homer too, for keeping the gas tank filled!

(FLIMSpringfield.net)

[funky-old-j]

Santos L Halper

Happy Birthday Santa's Little Helper!

[brucebocchi]

Santos L. Halper

[flyinghellfish]

[wionews]

Apple admits slowing down older iPhones

As reports of Apple slowing down its old iPhones surfaced, chaos broke.

Apple's iOS 10.2.1 and 11.2.0 updates were primarily meant to prevent random shutdowns on iPhone 6, 6S, SE and 7. 

Some of the recent reports and tales of consumer experiences also noted that the updates chocked old iPhone handsets' processors, making them perform slower. 

Apple: the battery degrades over time, so we make software tweaks to compensate for it. also Apple: we make it incredibly difficult to install a replacement battery in our phones. also also Apple: buy a new phone.https://t.co/F56R3iaq56

— santos l. halper (@dcseifert) December 20, 2017

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Shortly after reports emerged, Apple, in an official statement, admitted the same.

The company stated that although the software updates were designed to "smooth out" peak power demands and prevent unexpected shutdowns, the same may also lead to slower speed in iPhone handsets with low-capacity batteries.  

So it's true Apple intentionally slow down old iPhones. Proof: My iPhone 6 was bought 3years ago and recently got really slow. APP 'CPU DasherX' shows iPhone CPU is under clocked running at 600MHz. After a iPhone battery replacement. CPU speed resumed to factory setting 1400MHz. http://pic.twitter.com/pML3y0Jkp2

— Sam_Si (@sam_siruomu) December 20, 2017

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Here's a look at what tech journos, enthusiasts and iPhone patrons had to say on the same:

I’m out of phone contract yet cannot / will not allow myself to update with another @Apple iPhone following the deliberate and very noticeable slowing of my iPhone 6. My phone was NOT cheap and now feel somewhat cheated. Very poor #customer #care

— Martin Knights (@martinknights44) December 21, 2017

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Dear, @Apple I know my iPhone 6s is a little old but if you think for one sec that you're going to keep slowing my phone down in hopes i "upgrade" you have another thing coming pal!! Signed, Frugal Jess

— JESSE with no "i" (@Mr4thAndLong) December 8, 2017

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@chris_writes Dude, Apple is just full of it. According to them they're slowing down phones to extend battery life? How obvious could they be? And when do they decide your phone needs protection, when they drop their s version 6 months later?

— Aldo Rodriguez (@Aesir27) December 21, 2017

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[thedailysimpson]

[thesantimountain]

My name is Santos so I changed my name to Santos L. Halper on facebook the other day and no one really got it. That Simpsons episode came out in 1997 and I am old.

[flyinghellfish]

[kiatas]

Santos L. Halper — The Canine Mutiny, April 13, 1997.

When Bart complains he never gets any mail, Marge gives him the family's junk mail. One piece contains a credit card application, which Bart fills out under the name of his dog Santa's Little Helper, whom he claims to have the occupation "butt doctor". The company misreads the name as "Santos L. Halper", and the credit card application is approved.