#sakura later revives him to slap him for it

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naruto: wow i’ve had a crush on sasuke this whole time huh?

kakashi: you didn’t realize?? what even goes on in your head?

naruto: i keep telling everyone - not much

sakura: are you sure there’s anything at all going on in there because SERIOUSLY you didn’t realize you liked sasuke??

naruto: if it helps i also didn’t realize you can eat those containers that the ramen comes in until a few years ago!

kakashi: you’ve been eating what—

sakura: we’re going to the hospital. right now.

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Fanfics where sakura punches/gets mad at sasuke

Hi nonny,

Thanks for stopping by! 💕

I know a few, not many. My favorite is "A Series of Unconventional Events." That fic is hilarious and it's so sad that it's incomplete. 😭 So, let's see what we have for today:

Sakura punches Sasuke 🍅🌸

In which Sakura gets mad/hits Sasuke, accidently or not.

A Series of Unconventional Events By: WellHowAboutThat

There was no forewarning, no possible way to prepare himself. Sasuke Uchiha wasn't so foolish that he thought he could handle this problem. His source of trouble being a certain pink haired team mate that insisted on being full of surprises. [Rated M, incomplete]

This is seriously one of the best tease/tension/romcom fic I ever read. 🤣

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Sakura accidently hits Sasuke [Chapter 10 of Spectrum] By: GhostofYou

When Sasuke went into the battlefield, he got accidentally hit (hard) by Sakura who was defending the medic camp. [Rated T, complete]

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So, You Don't Hate Me? By: lunaticmeap

Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura aren't the best of friends, especially when they constantly fight and break some noses along the way. One broken nose and an empty nurse office later says otherwise. [Rated T, complete]

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The Wooing of Sakura Haruno By: N-AngelFire

In which Sasuke returns to Konoha and decides to put 'Operation Revive Uchiha Clan bow-chicka-bow-wow to action. "Sasuke" She growled as his lips brushed her ear "What do you think you're doing?" "What do YOU think I'm doing?" he breathed. [Rated T, complete]

Not actually a punch, but she gets mad and slaps him.

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how Sasuke got his groove back [Chapter 51 of a pocket full of sixpence] By: the blanket

Or, Rituals of the Hopelessly Awkward. [Rated M, complete]

The punch is implied here, so we get to read the aftermath mostly.

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Pang By: metaphorically-blue 

Sakura confronts Sasuke. She glares at you, and in the time it takes to blink and wonder why she's glaring, she punches you in the face. [Rated T, complete]

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Organic Chemistry By: Kayka

Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke’s sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. [Rated T, complete] *implied/mentioned.

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Our First Fight [Ch1 of Firsts] By: T a C o C a T

One-shot collection. Life is made up of precious firsts. It's how we learn and grow. It's how we fall in love. [Rated M, complete]

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I hope you have a good time reading this stories! 😁 In case anyone knows other fics with this theme, please let me know. Thanks! 💕

~ Happy Reading & Stay Safe!

xoxo

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The JustiΦ'd Pterodactyl Pair

Trigger: Darrgon has become fixated on Yuna ever since she slapped him, and is now stalking her, as Ignis notes. GUTS-SELECT are monitoring Kuwahara City, where a Kaiju heartbeat has been detected for a few weeks, but no activity. Akito shows Kengo the new writing on the tablet. Ignis approaches Darrgon, and tells him he's experiencing love, through which all who live grow stronger. Akito determines the sun like image represents the Eternity Core, when Kengo touches it he briefly sees a flashback of it, it indeed looks like a Sun, and records indicate the appearance of Kaiju so frequently is down to stimulation from the Eternity Core becoming active again. Yuna calls asking about the analysis, Akito, Kengo and Msrluru witnessing Darrgon grab her. Darrgon tries to woo Yuba on advice from Ignis, but is too physically forceful, leading her to take him, and try to leave. Kengo and Akito arrive, Akito attempting to use Gomora, then Kengo punches him, experiencing a flashback of Trigger fist fighting Darrgon. When Yuna shoots at him he gets mad, sto ping his feet and shaking the ground enough to awaken Zaragas. GUTS Falcon fights Zaragas until Trigger arrives, the battle fairly even until Zaragas sheds it's Armour, moving much quicker to throw Trigger around. Akito and Yuba encourage Trigger while attacking,, as Darrgom questions s why they, being weak, don't just run. Zaragas produces electric spikes which Akito instinctively protects Yuna from, showing Darrgon first hand strength from love. Realising Zaragas adapts to attacks, Akito tells Nanase to use Liquid Nitrogen to freeze it when Trigger attacks. Trigger switches to Power Type. When Zaragas gets knocked back towards Akito and Yuna, Darrgon catches it and throws it back so Trigger can destroy it. Darrgon then identifies that Akito is also in love with Yuna, though he denies it, Darrgon declares them rivals for Yuna's affection and leaves, having learnt a lesson about human strength. Kengo and Akito find more of the mural revealed, revealing a 4th Giant of Darkness who fought Yuzare, Trigger, the flashback to Darrgon fighting him revealing the battle to be more friendly. Kengo is of course shocked.

Galaxy Rescue Force: Sora has done maintenance on the Ribut Blocker, which allows Ribut to use Galaxium Energy efficiently. Ribut discusses receiving it and tge Spreader Rod from his training with Great and Powered, Sora acknowledges they were only able to create the Gudis antibodies thanks to Great defeating Gudis in the past, and Powered's battles against many strong Kaiju like Psycho Baltan. Ribut explains the intense training he received from them but acknowledges he has a long way to go to be on the level of them and many other Ultra Warriors, and he wants to pass that knowledge down to those who come after.

Revice: Daiji gets fed up with Ikki refusing to sign the Fenix Contract and leaves the belt with him, telling him he'll have to find out about Deadmans attacks on his own, he needs to focus on finding the Kong ViStamp. Sakura stops by Ayaka's House, only to find her family thought Ayaka has stayed at hers. Aguilera wants more sacrifices ready to revive Giff, humans able to merge with their Akuma like Julio and Olteca, and wonders if the current candidate can handle that. Ayaka speaks to Sakura, saying she'll attend her sister Miharu's concert, before being confirmed as the candidate. Daiji visits George, who tells him he'll have to change to be able to use the belt. At the concert Ikki is there with Sakura. Ayaka approaches her mother, asking her mother why she never answered the phone, and then when thecsobg is finishes and her mother praises Miharu, she yells at her mother to look at her as well, using the ViStamp to summon Kong, only for her mother to yell out about the monster. Revice Mammoth Genomes fights the Giff Junior's, and Aguilera convinces Ayaka to advance the contract and become a child of Giff instead. Ayaka stamps the contract and merges with Kong, becoming a 3rd Ginext. Ayaka defeats Revi and Vice and takes Miharu with her, saying not all families are loving. Daiji gets real mad at Ikki for treating being Revice as a side gig, while Ikki counters that Daiji can't do anything. Daiji later overhears Ikki getting advice from Mama about Daiji, and finds Daiji has left the Pterodactyl ViStamp for him. Next day, Daiji and other Fenix members are in a standoff with Ayaka, who demands her mother. Daiji thinks Ayaka is already lost, but Ikki disagrees as he arrives with her mother. Revi struggles with Ayaka as her mother apologises for focusing so much on Miharu, and says she doesn't care if she's a monster now asking her to come home. Ayaka seems to overflow with energy from rejecting the contract, causing Miharu to fall, Revice Pterosaur Genomes saves her, Vice becoming a hoverbike while Revi is Daiz based. When Ikki promises to be a Kamen Rider, Daiji explains Georfe told him a phase 2 Deadman can be extracted by Rider Kick. Revi & Vice chase Ayaka down, defeat her, Revi extracting her and Vice finishing the Akuma. Ikki stamps the contract, and Vice sees Ikki vanish from a photo with Daiji.

Zenkaiger: Yatchan hastaken Magine out for a limited offer dessert. Kaito is making deliveries when Stacey ambushes him for another attempt at settling things. The others rush to help him, but the now alone Yatchan is witness to the arrival of Tennis World. Magine overhears and rushes back, but Yatsude has already been made into a Tennis Ball. Twokaiser appears to fight Tennis World, and Magibe rushes to the others with Yatsude, Stacey also overhearing about her plight. Zox realises that Tennis World isn't taking damage, it can only be damaged via Tennis, which is the crux of Barashitara's scheme in using him. Zox has learnt Tennis from a certain manga, and trains the team in Tennis combat. Stacey is spying on them and wonders, remembering his mother taught him Tennis as a boy, he doesn't want Barashitara to make him lose someone else. The team challenges Tennis World but thanks to a biased umpire and explosive techniques he defeats Zyuran, Gaon, Magine and Vroon. Tennis World suggests a handicap, taking on Zox and Kaito at the same time, but doubles themself to do so. Zox uses Super Twokaiser counter his skill, but Tennis World still overpowers them. Satoshi suddenly appears for a substitution. He wins the match, taking away Tennis World's protection, allowing the Zenkaigers to destroy him, saving Yatchan. Kaito thznks him even if it was for Yatchan. Dai Tennis Worlf appears, Zenkaijuoh opposing, but can't hold a racquet. ZenkaiOh VrooMagine opposes instead, managing to win. They let Yatsude know they've seen Satoshi, and he might pop in again some day. At the lab, Ijirude introduces Stacey to his new experimental soldier.

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Naruto moments I love

Lee dropping the weights

When Choji “died” and Shikamaru saw the butterfly

Kakashi’s Susano’o!!

WHEN NARUTO SHOWED UP TO FIGHT PAIN

Madara Uchiha’s first appearance and the excitement leading up to it

Naruto saving Gaara from a life of pain

Yamato’s long hair

“In the shinobi world, those who don’t follow the rules are trash, but those who abandon their friends are worse than trash.”

WHEN NARUTO BEAT PAIN AMD EVERYONE TOSSED NARUTO INTO THE AIR AND CHEERED

Sasuke wandering the empty Uchiha compound and crying when he sees his house

When you expect the legendary first hokage to be super serious but he’s actually a total dork

NARUTO MEETING HIS MOM AND DAD

The chills of seeing all the Hokage gathered at once!

When Naruto dab-kicks one of Madara’s magical sphere things

ZETSU FUCKING SPEARING MADARA THROUGH THE CHEST WITH HIS HAND

Minato and Kushina holding their son for the first time

Jiraiya’s last speech

Madara catching a kunai with an explosive tag one handed, slapping the explosive tag onto another ninja, then throwing the kunai back at another ninja all in three seconds

Naruto handing Sasuke his headband back after years had passed and Sasuke crying

Rasen-wind-shuriken!

“HASHIRAMAAAAAA” >:D “Madara! I’ll deal with you later.” D:

Sasuke announcing he wants to be hokage and everyone losing their shit

When team seven had to pretend to be cats so they could meet the cat lord??

Everyone decked out in their best armor for the war and Madara running around with only sweatpants on

The Obito vs Kakashi fight where they flashed back to their younger selves

Naruto’s last speech to his dad

“Sasuke, you’ve been my goal!”

Gai opening the final gate and fucking POUNDING Madara HAHAH

Obito in the cave, so excited to see Rin and Kakashi again, always talking about how cool they are- only to have his heart destroyed

Suigetsu eating like fifteen puddings and telling Sasuke his life goals

The four episodes about everyone when they were really young

Sakura taking the burden upon herself to kill Sasuke

The face tiddy

MADARA CASUALLY DROPPING A METEOR ON AN ARMY, IT FAILS, AMD HE DROPS A S E C O N D FUCKING METEOR

Naruto and Kurama teaming up

Gaara’s emotional revival

WHEN OBITOS MASK BROKE AND THE SECRET WAS OUT

Gaara’s first time shedding blood and his scream of pure agony

Madara and Hashirama’s touching last words to eachother

SAKURA PUNCHING THE GROUND ANS DESTROYING IT

Naruto using rasengan on Kabuto for the first time

Obito obliterating an entire army once he sees Rin die

The bittersweet feeling at seeing Kakashi & Obito obtain the Mangekyou at the same time

Sasuke forehead tapping Sakura!!!

When team seven was trying to see Kakashi’s real face and he had a mask under his mask

Naruto hyperventilating and passing out when he found out that Sasuke had a death warrant

“I see your death” “well then”

The terror leading up to Itachi’s death as eh goes to take Sasuke’s eyes and then the feeling of heartbreak

Seeing team seven whole again

Yahiko’s death and the power of the rinnegan

Naruto asking Iruka to be his father at his wedding

Everyone’s eternal dreams, Yamato joining team seven, Sai being accepted, Gaara having Naruto, Tenten feeling strong, Lee beating Neji and Naruto, etc

The sadness of seeing Neji’s team holding onto his dead body and Lee’s scream of agony

Tobi in general

Madara refusing to fight in the first half of the war because no one met his standards

Obito and Rin reuniting in death

Team seven punching Kaguya!!

When Itachi wanted to make Sasuke the perfect egg so he cooked like 30+ eggs until he made the perfect one

Minato unknowingly nearly killing Obito twice

Deidara being a disrespectful brat and a top class terrorist, but allowing Gaara to save his people before knocking him out

KUSHINA AND MINATOS DEATHS, I ALWAYS CRY

“But you have been suffering alone all this time, by Rin’s grave… and by mine as well.”