#ryoga is here bcs he can't follow directions and is too stubborn to learn (partially bcs of an ancient family-curse)
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Zoro is the third friend they often run into and occasionally tags along. Like they're just walking from place to place and passing by the triple sword wielding pirate from the opposite direction who warns them NOT to go that way.
"Don't. Just don't. Save yourselves the trouble, there's a weird ass assassin cult in the mountains who worships a big green puddle."
"Ah so that must be the forgotten city of Atlantis, I see."
"w h a t"
dp x dc prompt or smth
Danny was lost. Yes, lost.
“Hey, can you point me in the direction of the bathroom?” He asked a random dude.
“HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BATCAVE?!”
“Jeez no need to yell, I just want to find the bathroom man.”
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Danny was lost again, damn he has bad luck.
“Hey man, do you know how to get to Crime Alley (or really any other street)?”
“HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE OCEAN?!”
“My phone won’t work :(“ He says as he looks at his phone, which was not working.
#i just feel like that's a slow-burn romance that'd be HILARIOUS to anyone watching#they keep randomly crossing paths. learning more and more about each other.#never afraid to make fun of each other and always willing to have a fist-fight for no reason beyond ''felt like it''#ryoga is here bcs he can't follow directions and is too stubborn to learn (partially bcs of an ancient family-curse)#so to him? the pyramids are probably just something in spain. and egypt is where the amazonian rain-forest is.#he's tredging through miles of wilderness in order to get to where he wants to go (he usually makes it back sooner or later)#but he's got a camping-kit and isn't going to let the glaciers of australia stop him from thinking about Vengeance#danny is there bcs he can't pay attention to where he is for more than five seconds at a time without getting distracted.#so he looks around and says ''oops'' and then tries to think of how to get back home only to get distracted from planning#in order to check the fridge (in his apartment. where he suddenly is) and it's about time for dinner isn't it?#so ryoga gets made fun of bcs he can't understand basic geography ->#''what do you mean you WALKED to england from tokyo?'' ''what do you mean what do i mean?''#''they're islands you dumbass! how can you walk there?'' ''obviously they're not ACTUALLY islands then!''#and danny gets made fun of bcs he never knows where the fuck he is (ryoga is confident he always knows. he's just wrong)#''we're in japan'' ''then why is everyone speaking russian?'' ''russian-speaking immigrants. obviously.''#danny doesn't really believe him. but he also doesn't know enough about where they are to really argue about it.#and then they beat the shit out of each other. bcs they're good friends.#laughing#ranma ½#danny phantom#stories#ryoga hibiki#< previous tags#roronoa zoro
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Danny *trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant*: I feel like maybe I've walked through the wrong door at some point?
Ryoga Hibiki *trying to go home to his dog and seeing nothing wrong with the both of them standing next to the literal pyramids*: That's dumb. Why would you do that?
dp x dc prompt or smth
Danny was lost. Yes, lost.
“Hey, can you point me in the direction of the bathroom?” He asked a random dude.
“HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BATCAVE?!”
“Jeez no need to yell, I just want to find the bathroom man.”
—
Danny was lost again, damn he has bad luck.
“Hey man, do you know how to get to Crime Alley (or really any other street)?”
“HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE OCEAN?!”
“My phone won’t work :(“ He says as he looks at his phone, which was not working.
#i just feel like that's a slow-burn romance that'd be HILARIOUS to anyone watching#they keep randomly crossing paths. learning more and more about each other.#never afraid to make fun of each other and always willing to have a fist-fight for no reason beyond ''felt like it''#ryoga is here bcs he can't follow directions and is too stubborn to learn (partially bcs of an ancient family-curse)#so to him? the pyramids are probably just something in spain. and egypt is where the amazonian rain-forest is.#he's tredging through miles of wilderness in order to get to where he wants to go (he usually makes it back sooner or later)#but he's got a camping-kit and isn't going to let the glaciers of australia stop him from thinking about Vengeance#danny is there bcs he can't pay attention to where he is for more than five seconds at a time without getting distracted.#so he looks around and says ''oops'' and then tries to think of how to get back home only to get distracted from planning#in order to check the fridge (in his apartment. where he suddenly is) and it's about time for dinner isn't it?#so ryoga gets made fun of bcs he can't understand basic geography ->#''what do you mean you WALKED to england from tokyo?'' ''what do you mean what do i mean?''#''they're islands you dumbass! how can you walk there?'' ''obviously they're not ACTUALLY islands then!''#and danny gets made fun of bcs he never knows where the fuck he is (ryoga is confident he always knows. he's just wrong)#''we're in japan'' ''then why is everyone speaking russian?'' ''russian-speaking immigrants. obviously.''#danny doesn't really believe him. but he also doesn't know enough about where they are to really argue about it.#and then they beat the shit out of each other. bcs they're good friends.#laughing#ranma ½#danny phantom#stories#ryoga hibiki
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