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sm-baby · 27 days ago
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So… about The Eyes of Cats, I have a fair few questi-roonies about it;
1) Are the two humans related? If so, how large is the family?
2) Why did the Aliens conquer earth? Is it because we’re cute?
3) Is the world a dystopian parallel to how humans treat cats and all the humans are subservient to their Alien overlords?
If the last question is true, I’m taking a shit on their carpet out of spite for taking my 🎾🎾
Yup! They are grandfather and grand child!
In this universe, The Zoo Theory is true! They just stepped in because they realized that we were self-destructing... Also yeah, because we're cute (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
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3. Yep! Thats where the name came from! Though we don't really consider them our overlords... Theyre kinda just our pals
You can absolutely shit on their carpet for cutting off your balls and youll only get a slap on the wrist cuz they love their little bastard cat (you)
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vivisviolets · 8 months ago
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˗ˏˋ ꒰ 💬 "what happened to hello- how are you?- my name is- what happened to that?-"💬 ꒱ ˎˊ˗ ⋅☆⋅Who's in your energy?⋅☆⋅
★ and whyyyyyy???
⋅☆⋅ pick the sketch-a-roonie you feel most *drawn* to~ whichever your eyes landed on first, the colors you like most, which aligns with your personality- etc etc!!! ask God/Spirit/higher self if you need more clarification or you are unsure, and feel free to pick more then one- or all of the piles as you may have needed messages scattered throughout!!! last thingy before we start~: remember you are deserving of good things and all that you desire and dream of- no matter where you are in life or how capable/deserving of what you want for your life, you are always deserving- and there is nothing wrong with growing along with having your desires!!!!!! that's beautifullll- srry felt like someone needed to hear that (maybe just me lol) okieee enjoyyy ♡♡♡♡ ⋅☆⋅
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˗ˏˋ ꒰ 💬 ꒱ ˎˊ˗ pile 1
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⋅☆⋅ The Hermit, The Fool (reversed), The Sun (reversed), Eight of Swords (bottom of deck) ⋅☆⋅
⋅☆⋅ -(slight 18+ cw)- "independent freak- 7 days a week-" (WHAT 😭), girl boss/boss energy, intellectual attraction, fire placements, air placements, Sagittarius/Pisces/Aquarius placements, Mars ruled, Jupiter ruled, 1212, -Youtuber- Anita Sirene ⋅☆⋅
⋅☆⋅ lolll cards slip sliding everywhere~ we love, we love that~ Hi pile 1s!! Ok OOFH- these cards hon... Looking at them I feel like contributing them to whoever's been around you... But I can't be sure quite yet because I want to focus on you first as much as I can- so we'll discover/uncover if these cards are about you or the energy of others. So I'm hearing you may be new to tarot actually, whether that's reading the cards yourself or looking at tarot-related content (hiiii👋), or for one or two of you- you are not new to tarot, but there is now something different you're doing. A new approach, or you coming at that aspect of your divination differently- but for both of my new and old card seekers/readers you are using tarot in regards to this situation you are currently in... some unsteady/shaken up feelings about your love life...- I'm seeing Anita Sirene so you may be recent viewers/fans of her content and are really aligned with her energy- I'm trying to remember her star sign/placements I think she's a Sagittarius or has other fire placements- you might also be ruled by Mars or Jupiter. You have a very grounded, masculine energy to you- you also possess such an intellectual drive (sharp/curious I'm hearing).
...Along with the energetic alignment of your drive- I'm hearing your sex drive might be significant in your life, a little 18+ cw for the next few sentences- you are very knowledgeable in self-pleasure,- but you particularly like sharing that drive of yours with another person. Someone who you have looked into, and you align with intellectually <--- that is very important to you in a partner, including who you hook up with- I'm also feeling really independent energy from you, I'm hearing you're very "in charge" and "on-top" of pretty much every aspect of your life- and people describe you with those exact phrases, both negatively and positively... I'm hearing a lot of different men/masculine/divine masculine figures talking about you, these are a lot of past people, past bosses, and partners- someone's a doctor or a surgeon... Some of these masc figures were really triggered by how divine your energy is because you made them realize how underdeveloped their masculinity was, and soooo- they mad at you... Still. 😭 omg- they are so bitter, whiny, pathetic-... small. You have 5'10 energy and they are teensy tiny in comparison BAHAHA (that's for my afabs- for my amab its like 6'6 energy,, 💀 damnnn)- but yea these "men" that you rightfully left in the past (kicked out of your temple and on the curb I'm hearing) are still talking shit about you, calling you "cold"-"too busy"-"self-absorbed", calling you a b!t@h- just laugh my dear darling. Just laughhh because they are just proving your reason for cutting them out of YOUR life correct and justified to anyone with eyes lol...
They are so ick- major ick, because they talk so much bullshit but it's so clear they're just butt hurt that you don't take them to bed anymore 18+ cw they can crudely call you a "freak" all they want with their drinking buddies, it's sooooooo obvious (it's almost pitiful)- how much they miss sex with you... They miss what you would do and how you would do it-... I've been hearing Pisces placements for a bit (Pisces degrees, Pisces rising, Pisces 8h?) so they also regret not being able/given the golden opportunity to unlock true intimacy with you-... Damn, I need to end this interview full of bullshit that I've been having with your ex-partners. Lolll moving onnn- wrapping it up, they're mad that you leveled up and they couldn't upgrade with you boohoo ah well that's 👏life👏 it's not high school anymore. -Anyways, these past bosses- there is one bad egg and I congratulate you on leaving that environment and I will say no more regarding that~ your other past bosses or bosses you have known however? Glowing reviews. They literally miss you... I don't think there was any affair going on- but I mean take it if it resonates ofc BAHAHOO- but for most of you, they miss how much of a breath of fresh air you were for them in the work/business environment- because they finally found someone who fully aligned with them professionally and responsibility wise- doesn't matter what position you held at the time, as soon as you spoke and showed your capabilities and your mind to them they respected you- you surprised them and they literally recount what you were like to work with- with a twinkle in their eye. Because you knew how to be exactly what you needed to be professionally and be yourself- you are a perfect balance of interacting with connections in a business environment, and adding your fiery flare to it that leaves everyone seeing you as a centerpiece in the workplace/branch- you may dress really nicely too, and add something funky to your business style (big glasses, a pop of color, basics with a patterned piece, etc) so that makes you even more memorable-
You are completely your own person/woman/man, like... Have I told you how much I admire you yet-? Like not to place you on a pedestal but holy shit have you built your own life- not to get into your background rn or anything but fr you have been a builder of yourself and your reality from the start. No matter what you have gone through, you have really transformed and grown strong enough to wield that potential for yourself... So yea!! Really proud of you- I just felt channeled to say that and you fully deserve to hear it and be compensated for all that growth you did for yourself ❤️.~ One last thing before I leave your leopard print patterned energy (that resonates for someone here I know it 😭)- you are looking for a potential life partner, a commitment. Commitment is a keyword for you, you know exactly what your needs are in a life partnership. And I'm so happy to see you are open to finding that. Because I am hearing you struggle with an avoidant-attachment style... And a few self-destructive traits in regards to choosing partners who are of a lower vibration to you- but you're really starting to heal and look at those parts of you, choosing yourself- you guys are into astrology so I see you like to go after Capricorns, and a recent connection might have been a Capricorn/had Capricorn placements- but was underdeveloped and really screwed with you... You wanted them to be the one but they couldn't live up to that and that really triggered their immaturity- that's not your fault, they just weren't the one... And so I want to move on to where you will meet the one~ ...You have not met this person yet (except for a few of you who are literally set to be engaged/are married already to this person omg)- and at this time they seem like some faraway dream... And they are in a way, energetically/physically- they are far away at this time. But they will be coming in and coming close to you in a fast period of time- like one day they're on the other side of the country, and the next they'll be on your side in your city. They will arrive in your workplace environment, or even at church (your place of religious/spiritual worship)- I see you being introduced with maybe one to two other people around you that you already know in this environment. Things will be very cordial, there'll be eye contact and a handshake, maybe even a casual joke on your end and it'll make their eyes twinkle- they are either the same age as you or older, and you'll notice something about their hair (hairline?), and their expression on their face as they hold eye contact. Simply meeting you will cause something in them to align themselves to your vibration- which is what will later down the line be so different, this mutual alignment to each other and this person desiring to be on your level. It may not feel or be described as "love at first sight" but instead a mutual shift that will flow you both to a true life commitment ❤️~. Ok my dear darlings ⭐️, as you can see- you will meet someone to share a commitment with and build with- as I channeled all of that so easily. I'll end it here and if you're curious about more details on your FS then just search for another pac because I have faith that the first one you will be drawn to will give you the most important details for you to know at this time~ paint your toes and have a night in wearing your fluffiest robe with some mood lighting ❤️❤️❤️~.
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˗ˏˋ ꒰ 💬 ꒱ ˎˊ˗ pile 2
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⋅☆⋅ Knight of Pentacles, Page of Wands (reversed), The Tower, The Devil (reversed) (bottom of deck) ⋅☆⋅
⋅☆⋅ Blossom (Powerpuff Girls), "lover girl" ("lover boy"/"lover"), any element placements, Taurus/Cancer/Virgo/Aries/Libra/Gemini/Aquarius, 1212, 12:34(pm/am), 111, hoodies/loungewear, dms, the library, book lover, aesthetic reads, romance, "my first (x)", pink/purple/green/white/cream, -Youtuber- deb smikle ⋅☆⋅
⋅☆⋅ You like Lana Del Rey, and you're in/and or back in your Ultraviolence era- and you heavily identify with the "lover girl"/"lover boy"/"lover" archetype. "That's it." I'm hearing spirit saying 😭, ok respect 👏!! Hi Pile 2s!! You are heavily in your feels (or someone might be in their feels about you and this is a shared energy), you have this grounded energy to you naturally but you have a tendency to dream away- and you are very dreamy and in a haze rn... You guys are into literature yea? Definitely book lovers and I'm seeing someone's back to me at a library bookshelf- you definitely have those aesthetic photos on your Pinterest boards. Vision boards, better habits, how you're viewed/perceived, etc 💕. I'm feeling actually a very wide range of astrology placements for this pile- the first sign I heard is Taurus (Sun or other placements), you have Aquarius vibes with how complex and well-written your dreamy side can be in viewing the world (Aquarius Moon, Mercury, etc)- but again, wide range of signs and their placements in this pile, but what you are all sharing is this situation that has your minds and hearts in a haze of dreams and musings... Okkkk come back down to earth is what you are being divinely told- but I see this going out one ear and out the other for more of your musings and haze... Ouch!! Spirit is really warning you to get out of your own head and actually look at your surroundings with your own perspective removed just for a moment-... But I'll get to that later, I want to try and move through this sparkly, pinkish/purple fog around you and see what the cause of it is (outside of you continuing to regulate it)- Oh yea- it's a boy I knew it.<-- Change it for your situation(ship oh no-),- and I just know as I drew your cards... I knew it, your energy by nature is The Knight of Pentacles. You are responsible and outwardly mature. I'm also hearing academic- you are definitely a reader/book lover and you definitely bullet journal. But you get distracted easily... Because due to maybe being thrown into studying and academic fulfillment at a young age- you have this dreamy/romantic/emotional side to you that is underdeveloped... You also struggle then with organization- especially balancing your emotions/right brain, like when was the last time you bullet journaled for yourself??- and also wow, now I am disorganized... Don't worry my pile 2s💗!! We'll discuss more about that later, let me continue to shift through this fog towards this specific person... So you fell for a fire sign/placements person, heavily a masculine to your feminine (not gender identity specific, and take what resonates)- and they made you feel like you were discovering something new, and exciting,- and something you've always "dreamed about". "It's just like the books/the movies"- the poetry, the novels, the romcoms... They have curly hair or darker features/coloring- tall or around your height, a friend but a lover-... They ain't it, and there is something you are not seeing. <-- I could only just bring myself to finish channeling all these physical features about them before that message was pushing its way out- it's not even so much a message, it's a straight-up warning- God/Spirit/the divine is not "mad" at you per se but your guides are feeling like they have to shout at you at this point due to how lost you are choosing to become through this fog... This person (I'm getting Aries or maybe Capricorn/Sagittarius), you are viewing their traits with rose-colored glasses, and that sucks because it may feel you two are very close friends- and that tinted perspective is justified because it's "true love" (I'm hearing Frozen)...
I feel like I'm breaking your heart here and causing you a lot of doubts- but I mean,,, you are still reading- and if what I am channeling for the collective is triggering you, then that is a big golden sign- to look clearly through this romanized fog. (If you don't feel triggered then this is definitely not your pile at this time💗 pick a different one)- this person, is not the bias/vision that you have placed on them, and not in the "they're secretly a monster" way- I mean they are the embodiment of all of your own underdeveloped emotions and secrets I'm hearing- so if you try and hide an underdeveloped immaturity let's say (the developed side of immaturity would be purity/innocence)- then they embody that same immaturity... In fact, the reason why you were drawn to them, is because they remind you of your own underdeveloped traits. The unprocessed traits that you keep hidden, they express theirs openly/externally- and that really attracts you and turns you on about this person, whether you consciously realize that or not... Really it's all of those parts that you continue to be wishy-washy about that are trying to make themselves heard- by pushing your perspective into self-destruction. Ok ummm... Yea. Spirit is telling you to "play it out" for yourself- because it will teach you and cement some very deep/core understandings about yourself and really develop you... But they are still going to be shouting at you- not to trigger your anxiety but in an attempt to deliver clarity to you... Through this glitter bomb fog of sweet smells- and long glances- and poetic excerpts... You will definitely be vent/vague posting relating to them if you haven't already... 💀 I'll be so honest since I feel I've just made a whole call-out post to you- this person is just here for the ride. For the fun, the emotional energy they gain from your focus on them- they are not deep like you are. Not even close. Probably never will be tapped into their own potential depth, isn't that sad? Pathetic?- And don't you dare- I see you- don't you dare think you can "fix" them. Have "delusions" about yourself, not other people's potential actions/free will- that is delusional. That is destructive delusion. -You probably will need to completely deconstruct yourself, and you have the choice after this channeled reading to either go with Spirit allowing you this experience and then the aftermath of playing it out, or you can heed all of their warnings and go fully within yourself. Spirit is being very allowing with you- because you are so loved, divinely loved and I'm not just saying that- you are divinely loved because spirit knows all the potential you have deep inside, and they want you to dig and reach into yourself to unlock it from your depths. They don't want you to sleepwalk through your emotions or live your feelings vicariously through characters anymore- they want so viciously,- and dearly for you to have, and embody your own story... It's beginning to rain, and there are couples- and solo butterflies flying around me- go outside into nature, remove Instagram from your phone for a day, feel the warm air on your skin, and remove the layers made from characters you've read about from your being- there was nothing wrong with them, but you must become your own story at this time.
I think I'll end this right here- your pile was very different then the other 2 I read tbh because of how strong a point was made regarding inner self-work- I feel the urge to say that you are welcome to reach out/ask me regarding your situation/what you can do to begin this inner discovery,- I'll answer you briefly tapping into your alignment/energy, and I apologize for a wait time from me- but yea!!! Ok good luck my pile 2s💕 go bake some cookies or something with pink icing 💗
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˗ˏˋ ꒰ 💬 ꒱ ˎˊ˗ pile 3
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⋅☆⋅ The Lovers (reversed), Five of Cups (reversed), Nine of Cups (reversed), Ten of Cups (reversed) (bottom of deck), + bonus card Judgment (reversed) ⋅☆⋅
⋅☆⋅ Sunny, warm skin-warm heart, watery/emotional heart, water placements, Pisces/Cancer/Scorpio, air placement influence, medium/dark coloring, Kate Hudson energy, yellow, 333, 3030, Wattpad, crocheting, -Youtuber- BOZE ⋅☆⋅
⋅☆⋅ Oooooh Pile 3s- going into your energy I was given such imagery of sunlight and sunshine- and now I'm hearing You Are My Sunshine~ You babies are such sweethearts- like you're giving the energy of being like a childhood friend who gives the warmest and most energetic hugs no matter how old they get- it's giving 🔆💛☀️- heavily channeling certain physical features, so you may be on the shorter side, with a really cute athletic build- very evenly proportioned and so strong and full looking- take what resonances!! Somebody however does/did view you like this however, whoever you've given hugs to especially (which does not narrow it down bc you love giving hugs 😌)- in particular, someone who you have to stand on your tiptoes to embrace, with your arms around their neck... UGHHH someone is in love with you!!!!!! OR SOMETHING😭😭!!!!- I don't think that you even know, you have suspicions about it- I see some of you are neutral about the possibility of a romantic relationship with whoever this friend is- and some of you are very preoccupied with the idea of it- but both of you do love whoever this is💛. A whole- WHOLE LOT 💛💛💛 that's why the label of romantic love you may have mixed or strong feelings about because you already love this person... Some of you may have known this person since childhood- this could be a co-worker (someone here works at a grocery store🍏 or fresh food is significant)- or there's just this feeling to your connection that is connected more deeply, it's giving like- a friend that you almost have a sibling bond to, because of how familiar they feel energetically.
-omg I completely lost track of what this reading is about lollllll and also describing you as you are- bc you have someone who's heavily in your energy, and they see you so positively (got randomly spellchecked- the name Antoine might be significant to you, family/friend/familiar word.. 😭)- they have this more grounded energy to them... -take it for your situation because I am seeing for many people that this is a guy/masculine/friend, and for a few of you this is a gal/feminine friend- either way their energy balances with yours so so well, like you are the sunshine to their earth☀️ (I'm hearing the song I was hearing earlier and now the song- You Light Up My Life)... Aaaaauuuugg this person... I would not use the word obsessed to describe how they feel about you- because this energy towards you is way too pure. You have your complications as all connections like this have, and those should be addressed- but at the end of the day if you two landed on a desert island together- you'd live in absolute peace fr lol... Where was I?? Oh sht let me actually get into some different aspects of you 😭- I need to address all the reversals I got, I felt a little untrusting in the cards and wondered if I shuffled my deck wrongly- so I asked for one more reversal as confirmation, and got Judgment in freaking reverse girllllyyyyy 😭 (gn term)- so let's unpack that. Because I definitely am seeing situations in your life relating to these cards-
Something is going on within you that was triggered by those around you... -you were in a friend group/dynamic that made you feel certain negative emotions, fear, panic, or pressure? This may have been regarding someone or people with air placements- I'm hearing Gemini largely- who... I'll just say were rather cruel... But also in general it was an issue of you and them just not being a good match in the same room- you might have tried to become closer to them out of wanting to share your light with them, -and it just ended up with you becoming attached and anxious to their very up/down moods and affectionate to cold attitude... But honey I'll just say, I'm not going to completely put down this person- yes. They are a b-word (gn term 🌞✨)- but you put yourself in the pathway of their behavior. I am sure as heck not blaming you nor shaming you for trying to share your beautiful light with this person/people, but you need to recognize- your own intentions were pure in wanting to bring joy to certain people- but what about you? What is giving joy to other people, whether they deserve it or not based on their actions,- actually doing for you? It is always rewarding enough to do the right thing, to be selfless in treating everyone equally- but those acts are done right only when you do them from a place of personal protection/boundaries and self-respect. Otherwise, you're just the one pulling the weight of the ship (or the group chat I'm hearing lol)- and honey,,, that's not righteous or healthy- it's the opposite because you are not doing yourself the justice of giving your part and allowing the other person to do their part- and honey- that is what healthy group socialization is. Being yourself instead of catering and giving of yourself to everyone. Not everyone is on your level, and not everyone has to like you- that is ok. It isn't your job to fix or be everything to everyone. That is not your purpose. Your purpose is you being something that involves you giving to yourself- how giving you can be to others is a powerful and good aspect of you, but it is not you.
Wow I went off- but you need to start recognizing your own unhealthy behaviors, so you can become better and healthier for yourself in your friendships. It's reminding me a lot of some of Beach Bunny's lyrics, (no shade to her, I have overplayed all of their stuff lol) I myself didn't see it at the time, but after a lot of my own healing I started to really recognize how- people pleasing, anxious attachment style, etc, the lyrics were... And how (just speaking for the character in the lyrics, not the actual writer I don't know her) a lot of the heartbreak and drama could have been avoided if she looked at and addressed her own anxiety issues, instead of focusing on the other party in the situation... It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me 😭 man I am channeling so much music so you might be listening to so much music for all your different emotions rn. But cereal-sly🥛- start looking at your own triggers instead of who caused them. They're responsible for their own actions, and you are responsible for your reactions to them...
I really went on and I hope I wasn't too harsh to you during this vulnerable time💛- but it is better to stop and be vulnerable, than continue on this hamster wheel. Please cut away from people at this time, more so I mean start recognizing if you feel uncomfortable when you are not constantly sharing yourself- I'm REALLY hearing you should just go ghost with some of the people in your energy- don't even worry or feel guilty about it, because true connections that are actually for your good would respect your mental health break high key- speaking of do open up and let those you trust most about what you are feeling because they care about you so much. Use your intuition instead of your anxious attachment to figure out who these true friends are, and seriously cut out the rest. No matter how triggering it may be to your anxiety, address it, comfort yourself, and heal- because once you learn this newfound respect for your emotions, you're going to shine even fuller than before, and you are going to enjoy this change as much as those who love you so so much do as well. 💛💛💛 RECOVERING PEOPLE PLEASER GANG 🙌 YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAPPIER THEN EVER 🙌 trust and believe~🔆
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⋅☆⋅ oh man i thought i was going to sleep 2 hours ago... one day I'll actually reward myself with a full night of sleep 💀.. blessings~!!!
⋅☆⋅ love, vi~♡
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romeoeatzkorn · 6 months ago
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2024 Intro Post (Part 2: Electric Boogaloo)
Hey dildos!!! I decided I hated the first Intro post I made for 2024 so we're BACK AT IT!!!!
Basic Info
Name: Juno/Roxx/Romeo Age: 15 years old Birthday: Feb|16|2009 Gender: Nonbinary Transmasc, or Two Spirit Sexuality: Butch Lesbian Pronouns: He/they Nationality: Canadian, Quarter Native
DNI and Boundaries
Please Do NOT!
Sexualize my OCs who are younger than 20 years
Make sexual comments/jokes towards any of my personas or me
Use she/her for me
Fetishize any of my OCs in any shape or form
Use my legal name online; please solely use Juno, Roxx, or Romeo for me
Create explicit NSFW of my characters below 24
Ask me before!
Creating AI bots of my OCs and/or AUs
Bringing up sexually suggestive conversation unless I have specified previously that I am comfortable and/or uncomfortable with it, (if you are older than me specifically)
Making sexually suggestive content featuring my OCs
I am absolutely fine with this!
Being tagged in art
Romantic/sexually suggestive comments made towards my (OF AGE) OCs
Being referred to with Masculine and/or Feminine adjectives
DMing
OC x OC content, (as long as it does not diverge too hard from canon, like for example one of my Lesbian characters being shipped with a man)
Do NOT interact;
Pro/comshippers
NSFW/NSFT blogs
Cishets (/lh /hj)
Fascists and Bigots
Wally x Julie shippers (this one is staying cuz fuck you /j)
Hammertooth shippers, SCRAM-A-ROONIE
MEN /j
Magnus Hammersmith /j
Dr. Rockso /j
Zionists
Lesbiphobes/Biphobes/Queerphobes
Thin Ice;
Skwistok shippers (No beef here dood dw)
Non Lesbians
Recovering Proshippers (So proud of you BTW!!! I hope your mental health flourishes and you find a lot of support with your recovery)
Wallaby Antis (haha comfort ship go BRRRRRRR-)
Christians
PLEASE FUCKING INTERACT OMFG PLEAAASEE (/pos);
Butches, Studs, Mascs, ETC.
Rayman lvrs
Murderface fans
Explosiontooth enjoyers
Faggots and Dykes
LESBIANS
Frylock shippers
Please lesbians come here 💔💔
people who think Skwisgaar and Murderface should smooch on the lips (Idr what the ship name is 💔)
Skwisface shippers 💪💪
Magnus Hammersmith haters
Dr. Rockso haters
Neurodivergent people!!!
LGBTQIA+ Folks
Neo pronoun users (Gimmie em!!! /pos)
Little weirdos who live under rocks like bugs
Down with cis bus kinnies /j
Stuffs :3
Fandoms I'm in;
KoRn (yes, the band.)
MHA/BNHA (yes I know im a cringe ass piss baby)
Rayman (Legends and Origins)
Metalocalpse
ATHF (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
R + J 1996 (And just R + J in general)
WH (Welcome Home)
Unicorn Wars
TF2
ASTV/ISTV
SPTO
Stuff I like to do;
Draw
Do drag
Play Guitar (shittily)
Write
Hate the brits (/j)
Random shit about me;
I HATE tomatos
I fucking LOVE when people add little comments in the tags and shit when they reblog- even if it's just a keyboard smash lol
There is a possibility I kin William Murderface- dear god.
I am 5"8"
I have ADHD, and Maybe Autism
Kin list (newest to oldest);
Rayman
William Murderface
Pickles the Drummer, in the most CANADIAN way possible- he talks exactly like me (/j)
Barnaby B. Beagle
Wally Darling
Roxie Richter
Fell Sans
Queen Barb
Hobie Brown
Down with cis bus (/j)
Present Mic (MHA)
Eraserhead (MHA)
Mondo Owada (This is an OLD ass kin lol)
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mostly-functional-squip · 6 months ago
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Observer I will stick a pointy rod up your ass with the tip heated if that's what it takes to knock sense into you
HHHHAHAHA- Ohhh, goodness...
Look I wanted to piss off Rooni and I got what I wanted, I'll cut the shit now.
...divorced dADSSS HAHAHA-
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agentkaz · 1 year ago
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kloktober day 14: use a fall food or drink
MADE IT TWO WEEKS SO FAR. here have some fluffy shit. hot chocolate is a fall drink To Me.
"You think they'd put the animals in little outfits or somethin'," Pickles said, crouching down to look at a baby pig.
"Or cover 'em in fake blood!" Murderface said.
Today Toki had dragged everyone out to the "Super Spooky Halloween Festival-A-Roonie," which had turned out to be a little on the lame side so far. Even Toki seemed a little disappointed when the promised Halloween stuff was a little too toned down, making it seem more generically fall-based than anything else. Lot of pumpkins, leaves, very few piles of fake blood and gore or Draculas. Super spooky it was not.
However, it had a petting zoo, and Toki was currently having the time of his life, so everyone just dealt with it for his sake. At first, they'd all followed Toki into the pen, checking out some of the animals, but one by one they wandered out eventually.
When Toki had finally tired of getting his hands on every animal he could, he left with a big smile on his face. Everyone else stood by the fence, looking bored.
"Finally," Nathan said. "I'm fucking starving. We should grab something to eat."
"I saws the foods places back there," Skwisgaar said, pointing towards a row of booths, and they headed in that direction with little argument.
The refreshment selection was pretty sad as well, with absolutely zero booze, but eventually they all ended up with hot chocolate (with a sugar-free option for Toki) and some disappointing slices of "Halloween pizza" that looked indistinguishable from regular pizza. They sat down at a picnic table with a flimsy orange plastic tablecloth that threatened to fly away in the slightest breeze to wolf down the pizza as they watched people walk by.
"At least they didn't fuck the hot chocolate up," Murderface said when they'd finished the food, taking a drink.
"We should look these things up before we go to 'em next time," Pickles said.
"Or we don'ts listens to Toki," Skwisgaar said.
"Oh, but what about this zombies one next weeks?" Toki asked, peering at his phone that sat on the table while he held his drink with both hands. "Looks like it ams supposeds to be really gross."
"Yeah, okay," Nathan said. Everyone seemed amenable to that as they got up with their drinks, leaving their garbage behind on the table.
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ashenheartx · 1 year ago
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Béchamel is a concubus. He's a switch-a-rooni 'cubi.
He's mostly male presenting, but presents female or non-binary every now and then when his mood shifts.
He's usually a buff blue demon man. But sometimes he's red and more of a twunk. Moods, ya know.
He's a favored 'cubi or Ash's and does a lot of his heavy lifting and physical labor that Ash has a hard time with due to his leg. Not too unoften he carries Ash around in arm so the Prince can rest his leg for a while. Or is his attendant in a similar way with wheel chair or being a go-fer when Ash is trying to be stationary for similar reasons.
He gets called on by other higher-demons for manual labor because of this, as well.
Béch is pretty laid back. He's got 'venom' in his saliva that makes his kisses stimulating. He's friendly and is a little bit Djinn coded in that he likes to fulfil guilty fantasies. He does have, obviously, shapeshifting capability and will even take on other's appearances in the endeavor to facilitate people's fantasies. He doesn't cross lines that people don't want, which puts him apart from most 'cubi that will follow consent only to a specific point--or not at all.
Ash, for example, gives no shits if he's got a goal in mind and your consent is in the way (ie Jessica to get Merlin).
Béchamel however, takes a no for a no. And will only press someone who is reluctant until it is clear they won't give into their desires.
He's good with asexual and sex avoidant people because he's not apposed to fulfilling non-sexual comfort fantasies like cuddle buddy and friend primed to play an obscure boardgame for six hours.
He's just one of those demons that's only 'evil' but alignment to Hell, but not really in his actions or motives.
Somehow, Ash is fine with that.
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nicogayngelo · 2 years ago
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do you have any thoughts on the glen powell sydney sweeney cheating allegation
i have thoughts on everything
end of day, idk shit. but, gigi is hot and they were together for like several years so rip + lowkey sir you fumbled the bag!!!!!!!!!! i doubt think it's just fully PR but if it is...yiker-roonies. but he was so in love w zoey deutch so maybe he just falls in love w/ all his coworkers lmao
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perfectionts-virgo · 8 months ago
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looking out the elevator window seeing the view of   couple's and group of friends walking around, me and my best friends shopping for ourselves on Christmas eve then open our gifts from family and friends plus our secret Santa... our Christmas tradition since freshman year but now it's our senior of college it's been a long journey for being nurse it's going to be worth it..I guess I been space out for a while I felt my best friend Ronnie bumped his right shoulder on my left knocking me back on reality.
"I spaced out again ?" I asked looking at him, making him chuckle nodded.
"Damn, my bad if we was talking y'all ears off" my other best friend Gia joked making us all laugh
"My bad, I been study for finals plus shopping for family" I replied taking a deep breath "I haven't been giving myself time plus I'm single so that mean"
"No Sex" they said in union chucking shaking their heads
We walked out the elevator, making our way to dick sporting goods, making our way to the exercise clothes area.
"You been having a dry spell since" my other bestie Quen said before I cut her off
"Since Issac" I said looking back at a cute white two piece
I been with Issac since freshman year, I thought our relationship was good but I guessed I was wrong last year, seeing his roommate walked out the door (Since it's been a routine) he let me in before he left walking pass his other roommate room still making my way down the hall hearing moans and groans strained and muffled kissing and clapping noises... finally reached to his bedroom hearing the moans and slapping sounds loud and clear opening the door seeing my boyfriend of almost three years having a threesome on the exact same bed I thought we was making love in... I guessed I came on time since they all got there nut, the girls start having their make out session.. I thought I would keep shit player but hell no he been accusing me to be cheating. (Let's just say the girls saw a 6'2 tall male got his ass beat) I broke up with him and never talk to him again but I heard all three been going strong.
"Fuck him, if he wanted a poly relationship or want to breakup he should've open his mouth to communicate" Ronnie said grabbing stuff for himself
"Right, let's see how the little poly relationship last" Gia said rolled her eyes "you should've called me I would've taught them something"
"Y'all Fuck them, let's be blessed that the relationship is over plus you don't have a ring or a baby shower on the way" Quen replied making us nod of approval
" I know, but I hate that feeling that I was right all along" I said walking to the line waiting to pay
"Well I want you to know your the one that got away" ronnie added making me smile
"Oh so y'all went shopping with out me ?" Everybody turned to see our friend and Ronnie crush Greg
"Boy Bye" me, Quen & Gia said in unison
"Whatever" ronnie replied below a whisper
"Wasup Ron Ron" he chuckled have his arm over Ronnie shoulder, I looked at his face seeing his soul left his body behind his smile
We went to couple of stores, Quen went to car, Gia took a Uber, Roonie took a ride with Greg (I'm going to prey for his back) and here goes me driving out the mail parking lot, driving down the freeway seeing my beautiful city I live in with snow started to come down.
30 Minutes Later
I been putting my newly bought clothes up, ate dinner and be cleaning the house turning the fire place, putting on my Christmas playlist from Spotify, took myself a nice hot bubble bath, doing night routine then put on my red & white lingerie, relaxing in my bed that I been missing all day. Too busy watching Home alone and scrolling down my twitter timeline I heard a noise in the living room I felt everything got quiet so I check the time being 3:45 am I got up making my way out the room seeing the living room with my beautiful decorated tree with my gift under, I turned my head seeing a tall figure with a thick figure but musular at the same time but dressed as Santa Claus eating my cookies.
"What the hell, you doing in my house !?" I said with a attitude till I stop when he turned he face me, when I tell y'all he fine a hell
"That's how you talk to Santa ?" He asked with a smirk
"I'm so sorry, but what you expect it's weirdos out here" I said I quickly hiding my revealing outfit
"I understand, but you don't have to cover your self" he said with a chuckle
"It's weird, because your santa" i replied feeling awkward turned around taking a seat on the couch
"I understand, just call me Saint Nick" he said taking his jacket seeing his buff arms with two arms full of tattoos his left side with nice with positive and inspiring tatted then his his right arm with naughty with negative tatted, taking a seat next to me leaning back with his huge arms leaning on on the couch and his huge legs on open, Use Your Imagination
"I got a question" he said turned to face me
"You can asked me anything Saint Nick" I chuckled because I'm still not believing I'm talking to Santa
"Do you have a man ?" He asked looking at me with with full lust
"Let's just said, he cheated on me with two girls" I answered feeling myself getting irritated "their in a relationship now"
"I'm sorry to hear, good girls deserve good things or feels good things" he said sizing me up and down with a low chuckle
"Really?" I said with a low seductive voice, knowing what he wanted
"Really, you know you been a really good girl" he said with a smile
He grabbed my hip pulled me on his lap, wrapped my arms around his shoulder feel his dick jump, under my throbbing clit, feeling him pulled me in a peck then couple more pecks we start kissing then we had a make out session pulling each other in feeling his huge hands slid down to my ass, he start to gripped and rubbing my ass, it's been a minute since I been touched I pulled away to see him taking off his red shirt and our lips connected again feeling a spark.
He pulled my short dress up my waist, help take off my red laced panties, he continued rubbing my ass thing feeling his finger rubbing my fold, then I help take of his spenders then pull down his red slacks revealing his long thick curved dick, harder than a rock. I'm already straddling him, feeling my pussy opened up. Feeling shiver down my back, he was fully inside of me, my hips began to move, he couldn't do anything because I was to busy stroking him, hearing skin slapping and feeling my natural juices running down, he just sitting in shock because he never knew a good girl that take dick like a champ, he couldn't help but to stare at me with disbelief.
He couldn't move his hips from the way I started bouncing, so he had no choice to take it. Feeling my urge to cum creeping up. My ass start to bounced on him, I felt his arm wrapped around my hips feeling his lips kiss my neck grabbing my ass, that courage me to start to ride faster feeling my orgasm reached its peak, I felt him swell, I continued to ride harder, feeling him grabbed my ass giving a final smack felt ton of bricks hit while feeling of his cum inside of me, his arms still wrapped around me...
A Year Later
"Sierra we need to plan a trip to the cabin" Gia said we walking in the Victoria Secret
"I know but there acting weird as usual" I replied looking at the matching sets
"I can't believe Melissa acting like that" Quen added shaking her head
"Y'all caught on to her fake messy ass ?" Ronnie asked pointed at the all pink set i had on my left hand "get the pink one"
"We don't have to go to the cabin" I answered walking towards the cute lingerie area "what about some where better than the cabin because every year it always end up with a brawl"
"Where ? The North Pole" Quen Joked making everybody to start laughing while I chuckled shaking my head til I remembered what happened last Christmas
"I'm giving you this necklace for Christmas because I don't want this to be or last time meeting, I felt that spark when we kissed I know you felt it also... this necklace connects to the North Pole so press the diamond and you will be there like a snap on the finger... Bring your friends I don't mind having a friend trip we need new friends also"
"Well you are the planner outta all of us" Gia said with a smile grabbing a more revealing lingerie set "I'm on stand by"
"Same" Quen & Ronnie said union walking to the line
"I will let yet y'all know" I replied paying for my item "stand by y'all phones and pack"
We walked out the store hugging and saying our byes.. walking to my car driving down the freeway.
Walking in the apartment, starting to pack my bag, I made a group chat who want to come, hearing my door knocking... opening the door to see my little brother "Steven" who visiting from BAU but I guess our brother to busy to tell us our parents went on a cruise for Christmas and new years, so now he going to be with me.
"Brother!!" I said with a huge smile giving him a hug
"Wasup Sisi, thank you" he replied pulling away from the hug "thank you for being home because I will be fucked because I got the old key"
"Don't worry but your going with me and my friends to a trip" I said walking back to my room finishing up, grabbing my pink Gucci bag with a match pink Telfar bag hearing the front door opening hearing "Ronnie, Gia, Quen, Greg " walking in with their bags giving everybody a hug, everyone getting situated till I heard the door being knocked on again making my way to the door opening it seeing my other friends "Denzel & Melanie" well I know Denzel since high school we went to the same college unknowingly and I met Melanie when me and Gia, Quen rushed for Alpha Delta Rays then I let her meet the crew then Melissa crawled herself into it and Denzel & Melanie bumped into each other and everything was history.
"Hey" I said giving each a hug while still confused "I thought y'all already left to the cabin ?"
"Fuck Melissa, and everyone that attended" Melanie said rolled her eyes waving at everyone
"What happened ?" I asked pulled away from Denzel hug
"Her fake ass" melanie said before she was cut off because a knock on the door, Steven opened the door seeing my other couple friend "Trevor & Makayla"
"Hey Y'all" Makayla said waving at everybody with a warm smile
"Wassup fam" Trevor said with a smile
Seeing roonie walking to the kitchen grabbing water bottle, standing next to him opened the bottle.
"Why you being awkward" I said playfully side eye, seeing him rolled his eyes sizing Greg up and down chuckle shaking his head
"Well, that night we left will he spend the night" he replied avoid eye contact with me
"Oooh Bitch" I said with a surprise expression "was it good ?"
"That's the thing it was Amazing " he replied turned to face him "I think I'm falling for him"
"Aww stink" I said giving a hug
"Melissa is a lying ass bitch" Gia said to Quen, Gia, Melanie & Makayla "that bitch told us it's only a couple trip, I should beat her ass"
"What happened?" I asked walking in the living in front of my mirror getting ready for a picture
"That bitch lied to us about the cabin for being a couple trip she didn't want us there" Gia answered fixing her hair rolled her eyes
"I told y'all" Ronnie replied with a stale face standing behind me with Greg close behind
"Fuck her" I said having my bags next to me and having my phone out ready, telling everybody to have their stuff near them telling everybody to take pictures then we the cutest picture then I pressed the diamond then everything turned black....
Then flash happened then we in the middle of snow, looking around we're standing in order of the picture, everybody looked confused.
"We're the fuck are we ?" Makayla asked looking confused
"Let's find a building" I said grabbing my bags starting to walking down the pathway
We're walking down the pathway seeing the sign saying "Welcome to the North Pole" making our way in a nice buildings town in front of the building seeing a lady with red,Green & white looking young but mature.
"Welcome to the North Pole" the lady said with a warm smile turned around opening the door
Walking in the building seeing very modern mansion with Christmas decorations, the lady turned around
"He want to welcome y'all but he's bus" the lady said before she was interrupted
"I'm here, I can welcome them" he said with a smile walking down the stairs walking next to the lady "I need you to finish for me"
"Joseph you don't mind to grab their bags" he said giving him his beautiful smile
"Of course not Santa" he said starting to grabbing bags with little with his elf friends but some are regular size then the elf what I use to see.
"Thank you, you didn't have to do that" I said with a smile trying very hard not to show myself blushing
"You should know it's okay to be treated nicely" he replied with a smile that shows his beautiful white smile
Looking corner of my eye I see everybody looking confused and surprised all at the same time, I used he got the sign but he turned to face them and introduced himself.
"Hello, everybody I am Santa Claus but y'all could call me Saint Nick or Nick if you want too and it's a long story when me and Stella but I'm really having liking of y'all friend so enjoy my beautiful hometown of North Pole and no it's not like the old movies portrayal" he said with a smile still everybody looks more surprised than confused
"I can't believe we're going to spend Christmas and new years with Mr christmas" Gia said with a shock
"Well let the fun begins" he chuckled walking away
"Girl you a Santa fucked ?" Ronnie asked whisper with a smirk
"Well... Yes" I answered turned away walking up the stairs
"Well ho ho ho ho ho" Ronnie replied turned to walking up to Quen & Melanie
30 Minutes later
Putting my bags on the bed, unpacking putting away already folded clothes, hearing the door open turned to face him seeing him smirk at me.
"Well you like our room ?" He asked smirking at me while slowly walking up while looking deep in my eye
"I love the room" I answered with small smile, turning back to unpack again while I feel his arm wrapped around my waist feeling his face on my left side of my neck
Feeling his kiss, opening the cardigan show casing my fitted white bodysuit that hug my curves feeling his huge hands feeling on my waist about to wrap around my waist til I turned around facing him.
"You been a good girl ?" He asked with a smirk making us chuckle
"Yes, I been very good" I answered while paying attention to him closely seeing lust "But Santa you don't look like a good boy"
"I don't know baby" he replied looking at me "there's this thing i love about good girls"
"Then show me" i replied looking up at him pressed my hand against his chest, slipping it down, finally feeling a warm erection in his red sweat pants. Grasped the band of the sweatpant, he smirked down at me lifted his hips and he helped me slide his pants down, my right palm start rubbing against his length. Feeling his getting hardness, he was hard and heavy already glistening "Or there something I could do"
"I don't think you're ready for it" he chuckled with a smirk that made my spine shiver
"Well I think I could go back ho" I replied playfully because I got cut off by his lips smash into mine then move down to my neck, feeling his hands gripping on my ass while nibbling on my neck, I pulled away taking off my bodysuit having nothing but my red Lace Unlined Balconette Bra and panty.
"You're wearing red for me ?" He asked taking me in, licking his lips walking closer
"I have to surprise you" I replied with a smirk wrapping my arm around his neck, giving him a peck, hearing the back of my bra unhooked feeling my breast being free.
His mouth closed around my left nipple, earning a low murmur. He started to sucking then his tongue swirled around it them went back to sucking, his other hand pinching my right nipple. Throwing my head back letting out more loud moans, I start feeling a tingling and flood feeling to my panties.
He switched side, showing the right side the same attention. He pulling me closer feeling his hands going down to my cloth clit, my clenched thick thighs moving them with ease cupped my pussy and then moving his hand in my panty start to rub.
I gasped feeling his hand start to rubbing faster, feeling two fingers slid between my folds, then feel his thumb rubbing on my clit. His lip on my left side of my neck sucking then went back sucking on my nipple tugging and biting gently, (I'm thanking god for making this man) he start circled my throbbing bud, feeling his fingers suddenly plugged inside my wet core, I bucked against him as his fingers started to moving in and out.
I let out a whimper and clung to him, I could feel my juices dripping over his fingers, coating them as he continued to going in and out. He bent them slightly hitting a spot I didn't know existed.
His thumb immediately found my clit, I moaned out feeling him continue circling around my clit, my body shook against him. His pressed his lips into mines pulling away kissed my thigh.
Taking his fingers out, he freed the most beautiful dick I ever saw (better than my exe) he thumb found my clit again. I'm soaked, his eyes found mine.
Feeling his tip running along my slick folds, I groaned as he slipped inside, he hips jerked slowly. Hearing him groan.
He continued to dig deeper, feeling myself chasing my pleasure but he also chasing his. His head looking down at me before moving it on the left shoulder hearing him murmuring. He going deeper, I taking him deeper, and wrapping my arm around his neck feeling my legs starting to tremble seeing my well painted toe curling.
I'm taking him like a champ, I'm taking so much until my body started to squeeze, with euphoria zipped through me, my convulsing walls squeezing and squeezed on his dick, feeling his stroking in and out slowly and deeper, he started to began to go faster feeling my second orgasm build up, he continued stroking me harder and deeper until o felt my body shook uncontrollably, I squeezed my walls until I felt something warm inside me, he spilled his warm cum inside me feeling myself calm down.
"I'm not done with you" he proclaimed with a deviant smile on his face "for you appear on both my lists, Miss Sienna"
"So tonight I have to decide which list are you going to be on" he said gestures for me to assume the position
I got up to turned around to arch my back having my fast ass poking out perfectly but I had a terrific shiver ran down my spine. (How could a nice night turn so quickly?)
"Oh Santa, what do you have planned for me ?" I playfully groveled sounding like a bad porno script
"Quiet !" He boomed all the playfulness went out the window he's not playing or role playing "you lie to me talking about being a good girl but you're been a bad girl too. So I have no choice to give you your punishment. Santa doesn't like his good girls to be bad"
"But I want my bad girls to call me daddy" he grinned pulling me closer to edge of the bed with his right hand
( I know which list I want to be on for now on)
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frienderbender · 3 years ago
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i do have this out of context screenshot from yesterday. this was the day before the wedding i think. idk what’s happening but it made me laugh so
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a-libra-writes · 3 years ago
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lmaooooo i remember the ramsay ask 💀 what an interesting piece of lore in the libraverse
Im sorry you were subjected to that 😅😅😅
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m0ccaroon · 3 years ago
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seeing a real uptick in posts about how sometimes character playlists don't match the characters and im like... ok? literally why do you care?? let people have fun with expressing themselves through their favourite characters and songs. if you dont like the playlist you can make your own. it actually costs you 0 money or effort to not be. a massive jerk wad. yknow?
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january-glooms · 3 years ago
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as stupid as people are sometimes they’re also pretty
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aneurizma · 3 years ago
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Why the fuck is Falling in reverse on every "emo/scene/screamo" playlist, their music straight up sucks lmao (and does not fit in any of those genres except MAYBE scene)
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mostly-functional-squip · 6 months ago
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[Hᴇʟʟᴏ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, I sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴍʏ Dᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ.]
[Dᴏ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ. I’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ]
[Tʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴋɪɴᴅ, ɴᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴘʏ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ]
@squipperooni
Rooni!!! Haha, hello there!
Don't worry about Squippy, I have no reason to harm her! So paranoid.
And- spy program. Hahaha. HAHAHA. Think you're hilarious look at me laughing, HAHAHA.
you little SHIT-
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falloutglow · 4 years ago
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*lies down* I have too many WIPs goddamn it why does this keep happening.
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glowstickia · 5 years ago
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i associate you with the colors Walnut and yellow because of your icon
haha I figured it’d be cause of the Elder of Rooni HAHAHA slight context: one of my cats is named Macaroon, but I call him Rooni for short. 
My friend pranked me cause I shared an unedited photo of Macaroon in group chat and my friend asked me sometime later if I wanted an elderflower macaroon. I was like stoked cause they bake sometimes so i was like “OH SHIT YES” and then....
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I saw this and lost my shit. I was half awake when that convo happened too XD
@luke-fone-fabre bless you for the best prank ever dude <3
[What Color Am I?]
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