#ronnette: the chaotic one that gets into the most trouble

[absolutely-correct-little-shop]

What if their were moments between Audrey and the urchins

man i wish there was! i love the little we see of their relationship i canon and i desperately want more. here's what i came up with

Ronnette: Do you guys want to see a butterfly? Audrey: Ooh, yes please! Crystal: I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to look at a stupid bug. Ronnette: It's not a bug though... Crystal: Chiffon: Audrey: Crystal: Well I still don't want to see. Audrey, realising: Please don't throw— Ronnette: [throws a stick of butter]

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Audrey: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Ronnette: Eyy, homie! Crystal: But then there's cootie... Chiffon: Die.

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Chiffon: Is stabbing someone immoral? Crystal: Not if they consent to it. Ronnette: Depends on who your stabbing. Audrey: YES?!?

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Crystal: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Audrey, exasperated: WHY?!? Audrey points at Ronnette: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! Audrey points at Chiffon: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A ROOF! Audrey points at Crystal: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Audrey: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Audrey: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Ronnette: Audrey, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Audrey: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Chiffon: ...It was a bug. Audrey: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Ronnette: ... Chiffon: ... Audrey: Stop looking at me like that!

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Ronnette: Can we go out to get icecream? Audrey: Did you ask Chiffon? Ronnette: She said no. Audrey: Then why did you ask me? Ronnette: She's not the boss of you. Audrey, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a tra—

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Audrey, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Chiffon: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Audrey: Audrey: Water you doing?

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Audrey: Chiffon told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

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Chiffon: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! Ronnette: KILL IT! SMASH IT! Audrey: BURN IT! Chiffon: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! Crystal: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Audrey: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Ronnette: Your life? Audrey: I-well yes, but—

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Audrey: I’m sad. Ronnette: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Ronnette: And das not good.

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Crystal: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Audrey: What's the surprise? Chiffon: Blood poisoning.

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Chiffon: How has life been treating you lately? Audrey: Horribly.

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Audrey: Guys! I found a 10 dollar bill! Audrey: [looks around] … Should I keep it? Chiffon: Audrey, just do the right thing. Ronnette: And put in your bag. Chiffon: No—

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Audrey: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Chiffon: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Audrey: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Ronnette: Edible.

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Crystal: New year, new me. Audrey: It’s August. Crystal: Time is an illusion.