#rm narrations

[historiavn]

ONCE UPON A TIME, THE WHITE STAR LINE had been Bruce Ismay’s CHAINS. His duties as HEIR kept him tethered to his dictatorial father’s reign, serving as a permanent prison from which he could never escape ( not that the rebellious youth he’d once been ever stopped trying ). Granted, White Star STILL served as his chains even after all these years — but at least things were now different.

Now, Mr. Ismay had built something BEAUTIFUL out of his pain — albeit, not without enormous CONSEQUENCE.

The consequence in question was an OMEN from the gods, delivered straight to the doorstep of Mr. Andrews one fateful March morning just a few months prior. It was this magnificent omen which now gazed upon an equally magnificent and equally legendary creature, her eyes wide and lips parted in pure, unapologetic AWE. Stolen from Titanic was her capacity for speech by this sight — until, of course, she regained some semblance of her wits.

❝ You must be Nagini. ❞ Soft were these words, uttered by Titanic in a DEFERENTIAL tone amidst her bowed head. ❝ It is a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance. ❞

╰► @rh4egar LIKED FOR A STARTER.

[thevaguestoffeeling]

three days and i still can’t wrap my head around how beautiful rpwp is

[ellynneversweet]

Mercy: my normie mom knows fuck-all about the supernatural world. I’m pretty sure she’s never even seen a werewolf in wolf form.

Marji: knew her great-whatever uncle was a werewolf before any supernatural creatures openly admitted their existence while Marji herself was still a child; hung out with the incarnation of chaos as a teen (who hasn’t, though?); had a long conversation with a pair of vampires right before they killed her baby daddy; and then, crucially, does not turn a hair when a vampire drops out of the air onto Mercy’s carpet (although she does pull a gun on him).

…what did happen to those vampires after Joe died, anyway? Did they just leave her alone? Did she know what they were? Did she, sensibly, leave town? Call her great-whatever uncle? Talk to her parents about coming home because of the Home Is Safe thing? Did it occur to her to be worried on behalf of her baby once she knew there was a baby to be worried about?

[skyasimaru]

Bonus Chapter for those who have been listening to “A Diamond Sky Above Titanic”. This is some sweet fluff that takes place between chapters 6-7. “The Rearrangement”, written by SeaBlueEyes, wherein Aziraphale paints Crowley and Crowley gets fidgety... You can listen to the podfic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46302316

And let the author know what you thought of their work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2077626 <3 Very Respectfully,

SkyAsimaru

[scribe-of-monsters]

Saying Renfield is a side character in Dracula is like saying Gollum is a side character in the Lord of the rings

[isekyaaa]

Despite what I said last week, people will hate me for saying this, but I don't think Rozemyne is aroace. The last chapter of p5v12 is just.... very telling and I think out of everyone, her loved ones would be able to read her the best. And I think one of the biggest things about the series is that she's an unreliable narrator. You can't accept everything she says as truth. Not only is she described as a girl in love by her noble family, but also her real family. I think that speaks for a lot.

[historiavn]

@for4bes said; ❛ Your impression of me is wrong. ❜

╰► SOURCE: pinterest quotes with potential

BRUCE MEETS CAROLINE’S piercing gaze amidst the furrowing of his brows, allowing his lips to curl upward into the faintest smile while the TIME TRAVELER spoke.

❛ I’ve come to realize that your impression of me is wrong as well, Miss Forbes. ❜ Bruce blurts out, only for a slight blush to appear on his cheeks when he realizes that he had just dared to speak his mind. In his father’s house, this defiant act was a punishable offense — but he’s no longer in his father’s house. He can speak his mind now, as often as he wants to be finally be heard. ❛ Well … uh … we’ve both been wrong about each other, I think, and for that I apologize. ❜

[skyasimaru]

We’re into the heavy stuff, now. Hold on to your hearts, everyone - - chapters 13-15 of SeaBlueEyes’s “A Diamond Sky Above Titanic” in podfic form is up and posted. Chapter 13: CW for violence, and rape Chapter 14: CW for tragedy in motion  Chapter 15: CW for major character death (albeit temporary) Podfic link here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46125178  Link to original fanfiction here, so you can tell the author what you thought of their work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2077209 Very Respectfully, SkyAsimaru

[historiavn]

          @rhaegore      said;        ❝ people are always hovering over me…and it’s so suffocating! ❞

╰► SOURCE:        the legend of zelda: twilight princess

SHE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN holding up a mirror and forcing her FORMER SELF to gaze into its depths, for this young man has seemingly RIPPED these words right out of Titanic’s gilded lips. MEMORIES, like ghosts, haunt her mind’s endless abyss — once, Anastasia recalled, far too many eerily similar complaints were made by herself in confidence to a dearly beloved family member. LORD PIRRIE long since was at peace on the other side, but if Anastasia listened closely amidst the brief silence of the present moment, she could hear his soft laughter from beyond the grave.

      ❝ You and I are more alike than either of us can presently fathom, Mr. Gaunt. I too endured such suffocation, and I can reassure you that it will not last forever. ❞ Anastasia said softly, fixing her piercing gaze upon her MOST BELOVED STUDENT. Professors were not meant to have FAVORITE STUDENTS, of course, but privately, this young man certainly proved himself worthy of such a title. ❝ Take advantage of it while you can, though — those whom you believe are suffocating you, more often than not, merely have a deeply vested interest in the outcomes of your life. If you cultivate your connection with them, then they might be of service to your ambitious goals. ❞

[historiavn]

◤‧₊˚🚢🌊˚₊‧⁺˖◢ SHE HAS NEVER KNOWN PEACE QUITE LIKE THIS BEFORE. Sitting here with her head resting in Dorothy's lap while the young woman sang , gazing up at the shimmering light of a thousand twinkling stars, Anastasia was absolutely certain that this must be HEAVEN ON EARTH.

❝ my dear, the head of the very same ship upon which we now sail is quite literally resting in your lap; there is no risk here of sounding like a mad woman. ❞  Anastasia responds, her tone DEADPAN even as MISCHIEF and AMUSEMENT shone in her gaze.

❝ if you regale me with this dream of yours, perhaps I can help you make some sense of it. I am, after all, a child of the Fates. ❞

╰► @bijoupreciieux

◤‧₊˚🌈🐶˚₊‧⁺˖◢   ❝…someday   i'll   wish   upon   a   star,   and   wake   up   where   the   clouds   are   far   behind   me.   where   troubles   melt   like   lemon   drops,   away   above   the   chimney   tops;   that's   where   you'll   find   me.   somewhere   over   the   rainbow…❞   dorothy   sings   sweetly   as   her   fingers   brush   through   anastasia's   dark   chestnut   locks.   her   voice   warm   &&   gentle.   ❝you   know,   i   dreamed   once   that   i   went   there…over   the   rainbow   i   mean.   it   was   such   a   vivid   dream   i   can   still   remember   all   the   details   even   now.   at   the   risk   of   sounding   like   a   mad   woman?   sometimes   i’m   not   entirely   convinced   it   was   merely   a   dream.❞ 

starter   for   @historiavn   (   anastasia   )

[skyasimaru]

And we’ve made it to the end. All chapters of SeaBlueEyes’s Good Omens fanfiction “A Diamond Sky Above Titanic” are in podfic form. I hope you’ve enjoyed this story as much as I have <3 Please drop by the archive and let SeaBlueEyes know what you thought of their work. 

Link to podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46125178  Link to original fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2077209  I’ll be moving this week and next, so it might be a while before you hear from me again. Stay safe out there. Live. Breathe. Read beautiful stories. Do what makes you happy.

Very Respectfully,

SkyAsimaru

[blacksunrequiem]

I am slowly digesting the audiobook version of Dune 1 by Frank Hebert and it is truly amazing, both the narration and the writing. Shame on me, for eluding the book for so long. (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

This very last paragraph of Chapter 3 makes me feel a rare humane and soft side of the Reverend Mother and gives a subtle hint of the true mother of Lady Jessica. I am aware that the identity of Lady Jessica’s mother has been debated following the alleged “notes” from Frank Hebert but this paragraph could be supporting evidence.

The RM may have had a tough time with the Gom Jabbar trial with Paul, knowing all too well the path lies ahead for the Atreides. For her blood daughter and grandson. Still, as the RM said earlier in this same chapter:

“Jessica, girl, I wish I could stand in your place and take your sufferings. But each of us must make her own path.” “I know.” “You’re as dear to me as any of my own daughters, but I cannot let that interfere with duty.”

Duty. What a heavy word. The four-letter word that seems to drive all of the characters crazy in the spiral of control and vengeance （−＿−；）

[boxwinebaddie]

hallowhallowhallow~ my dear, sweet children of the scandy eye-man-candy korn! sorry for the trick, my treats ( ...>.>;; thiiis is why i try not to make promises about postin 'cause, before there was jersey, there was he(a)rsay aka me, the og unreliable narrator w/ great hair *flips* )

either way...it's not you; it's me. more specifically, its a fkn MRI that i have to schedule that i have been avoiding like the plague -- and all my responsibilities along with it. most regrettably of all, dearlings...

i missed the most chaotic bisexual day of the year! :( nOO! perolike call me randy marsh the way i RUINED stan's birthday AGAIN! ( also, aaa!~ can you believe ravenstan turned 22? not my eyes leaking :'} rs really is my fkn angel and my sweet son; i mean that. mi amorcitooo~

...i feel oddly motherly things for him in this chilis <333 ( also he really Hates his bday, but i promise him and jersey did something very cute for it xx ) BUT! more on that later, beloveds! because i am breaking my silence to make a Very Important Announcement:

I Put Jersey In COSPLAY. ;)))))

( ljsDsjldskds crYiiiiiN i'll fix the spelling l8r )

basically! every year for ravenstan's faux, goth heaux, celebprettyboy birthday ( aka HALLOWEEN <333 ) they throw gayven a MASSIVE star-studded, spooky-ooky pacifistic majorRAGER; its THE party!

( probably at whatever the fanciest hotel or hottest nightclub is in NYC at the moment -- or maybe i'll have it at the iconique sicktorian manwhorsion so that rs and jk can sneak off into stan's greenhouse and have a *british tolkien vc* cheeky lil snog ala the climax of rm ;) )

but every year, crimson dawn gayng does a themed group halloween costume ( last year, they went as greta gerwig barbie characters; jimmy went as alan, marj was weird barbie, keny was ken, naturally, and ofc, blonde ravenstan had to go as barbie; it was...Necessary. yw.

ALSO, very important to me that you know that kenny and ravenstan were specifically in the Legendary Hot Pink Cowboy Jumpsuits -- i just KNOW yersey was crying and throwing up; my man looked so GOOD...and bent over an Unncessary Amount Of Times; jail foreVA! )

BUT THIS YEAR!!!!! THIS YEAR!!!!! BECAUSE STAN IS A CRINGEY, BOYFAIL LOSER AND STANIME ENJOYER ( y'all are going to have to pry that hc from my Cold Dead Gay Hands! its is the Right answer! so either get with it or get steppin! Cry! Cope! LAME ASS DORK BOY RAVENSTANIME NATION, WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO UP LOL! )

they are going as CHAINSAW MAN CHARACTERS. ( am...azing ;-; )

okay...so the lineup Might change? but as it stands atm, i am thinking jimmy is denji ( that...makes so much sense to me, i fear ), KENNY AS POWER IS THE RIGHT ANSWER SORRY, marjorine's hair was already a pink/red color, so i think makima is also just...right...yeah? but, uh...

aNYWAYS WHATS IMPORTANt???!!!! IS THAT RAVENSTAN IS AKI AND THEYRE FORCING JERSEYKYLE AT FUCKING NERF GUN POINT TO GO AS ANGEL!!!! ITS NECESSARY!!!! IT IS THAT SERIOUS.

like...oh my GOOOOOD. if you don't know what the hell i'm talking about, you might have to do some light googling BUT??? WHEN YOU DO PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN SEE THE VISION. i love you so BAD, pierced and yatted up, edgy boy punk rock ravestaki with his hair up,

( shoutout to when teri ~hi teri~ told me that putting stan's hair up is a nina influenced event...too real; speaking of his hair? i think he is...still a little blonde, like maybe just the bottom half or MAYBE oOOH? ill do his lil eboy curtain bangs because...wow. delicious. thank you god. also i know his makeup and his guyliner was FIERCE, BITCH!

also...i am bringing the lipring chain back bc it is my FAVORITE edgy rs hot topic display acessory -- which means it's Also jersey's bc he has...what? TASTE! /for metal, taco bell cinnamon twists, **achem!** a passion for fashion...and also v pretty twinky nerdy emo boys. <3/ )

BUT UHHHHH...listen. if ANYONE ELSE ASKED, jk would tell you to kys and gut you. but...sigh. ravenstan is actually god's angel, HIS EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND BLUE AND LARGE, like??? when he reliquishes the matte black golden retriever puppy dog pout, bats his very long dark eyelashes at you, juts the lil stanopener ringed lip out at you and his eyes sparkle like gothboy rapunzel from tangled...it really is SOOOO over. i would fold. jerseykyle...did fold. sorry, king.

RAVENSTAN ALSO NEVER, EVER ASKS FOR ANYTHING?! like he is SO nice and selfless and kind. he never, ever, EVER asks for anything. jk actually like actively has to try and force him to ask for things; its his lil project because God Forbid that man do one less than saintly or self-indulgent thing...fyi, its that every year he asks for a Sword...

WHICH IS SO INSANE, LIKE ABSOLUTEly NOt--did they...get him a sword...i--maybe? oh my god. i knOW HE SCREEEAMED KSLSDkj )

but back to cosplay!jersey ( god, i love my life. when i tell you this was an epic win for pathetic loser gamer boys everywhere LIKE HAHA i got my FINE ASS preppy office siren boyfriend to wear The Outfit ) which...actually isnt that different to what he usually is wearing, tbh?

( also...getting ur messy eboy bf to wear any kind of suit and get all cleaned up, is actually a net win for normie preppy office siren boys everywhere so he Also Won; like it really is just worth it to see rs roll up his sleeve w the TAttoOOS WWWWHEEEW with the hair tie in his mouth while he puts his hair up...jk like E-Excuse Me *goes Feral* )

the halo was sooo cute btw, als the cheekbone guylighter? HOOOO. so...beautiful. i also think he got a little guyliner or shadow...just so i can have ravenstan homoerotically applying his makeup pre-party ;)) BUT THE IMPORTANTE PARTE IS THAT WE GET GORG SWOOPY FARRAH FAWCET JERSEY WITH HIS HAIR STRAIGHTENED WHICH rs also like E-Excuse Me *GOES FKN FERAL* in...SAAAAANE.

it was probably so long and luxurious, it was rs' finest work literally. i know it was steamy in that bathroom. unfortunately god bless him, rs is probably a little autistic ( y...eah...yeah ) and jk kept trying to make out with him, help, bc he's very cute when he takes his medication like a responsible king to combat the severe gaydhd and laserfocuses really hard on what he's doing ( ilysm transmaquilladorble rs xxx <333

he does all his makeup, btw, bc he's shaky asf and doesn't like to inconvenience the makeup artists; they just clean it up for him...he's rlly good, btw ) does the squint and stan lipbite and tilts his head and very gently holds your face...Wowza, truly. jkyle was like u are so beautiful to Me. rs like....what do you MeAN actually ethereal 6ft tall avant garde haute couture european vogue italia supermodel boy whose hair i am straightening in this lil bathroom in my big ass ratty teeshirt with my dumb eboy hair back in this headband sitting on the the bathroom counter trying not to hit my inhaler like a vape every five seconds because this does not feel real to me??? sklhdk In Luv! )

but yeah...super best cosplay stanime boyfriends DEVOURING! i also just want them to do the serran wrap kiss and have it go viral. also x2 if you are looking for them, so sorry, ik, they pregamed a little too hard and looked a little too fine and are probably making out and ruining the extensive labors of stan's beautiful star tattooed emo boy silver ringed tan hands one of which is in jkyle's very lucious straight hair and the other one is probably hiking up his dress shirt...woops!

Amen Gaymen.

[historiavn]

NONE THE WISER TO THE SINISTER PLOT being hatched by the God of the Underworld, Anastasia had taken to spending this particularly lovely day outside. It was in her blood, after all; the SHIP OF DREAMS was meant to one day sail the mighty ocean’s waters, and so, to be drawn to the great outdoors was an entirely natural development indeed. Her time was thus dedicated to socialization with the shipyard workers hired by HARLAND & WOLFF to construct Titanic, and when their day ended, so too did her own—

—or so she thought.

Just as Anastasia decided to finally return home for the day, her attention was seized instead by an unfamiliar gentleman requesting her assistance. The young immortal turned to face her unexpected companion, tilting her head before taking a few hesitant steps toward him.

            “Of course.” Was Anastasia’s cordial response — and how could it not be, when her gentle architect had taught her the importance of helping those in need? Hazel eyes studied the gentleman, blinking when a faint pang of FAMILIARITY (unbeknownst to her, he belonged to her pantheon) struck her heart. Now INTRIGUED, Anastasia forwent her hesitation, and approached Poseidon, closing the space between them.

“With what precisely do you require my assistance?”

╰► @etdraconis

@historiavn asked: " Arranged marriage prompt 6 — hear me out … Anastasia and Poseidon but make it a Hades and Persephone AU " arranged marriage // accepting

After the defeat of Kronos, the Olympian brothers drew lots to determine who would have control over the various domains. As the one to defeat Kronos, Zeus drew first and drew well. He became the ruler of the skies, the king of the Olympians, wielder of lightning. No one was entirely surprised, and no one dare protest.

Aidoneus drew next, with Poseidon taking the remainder after drawing the proverbial short straw. Although Poseidon felt drawn to the seas and the power that lay within them, Aidoneus had first pick and beat him to the punch. All that remained was Hades, the Underworld, the land of the dead. And Poseidon's new home.

He did not take well to his position at first. The Underworld was dark, gloomy, and rather lonely. Most days, the only company Poseidon found himself with was the dead. Ghosts could only keep him entertained for so long, however, and the Sea still called to him. So, after a while, Poseidon began making trips to the surface and the mortal world. Although the humans always seemed to be scared of him, they fascinated Poseidon. It was so rare to see living mortals instead of the souls he usually conversed with. And it was... nice. The gloom he was used to finally slipping away with a bit of light. He never found love, never truly looked for it; he never married. He did have several dalliances with mortals and other divine beings, however. But it was never anything more than a way to pass the time.

Centuries passed in this way, with Poseidon resigned to his lonely existence. Until one day, he saw her. She was different than anyone he had met before - not mortal in any way, but also not quite divine. He wasn't entirely sure what she was, but he knew one thing immediately.

He wanted her. He wanted her in a way he had never wanted any other being.

And so, emboldened by this new feeling, Poseidon made a plan. For several days he watched this young woman until he felt he knew her well. Until he was even more certain that she must be his. She was sweet, and so trusting. He knew it would not be hard to convince her to come with him.

As he finally approached the young woman for the first time, he couldn't help but self-consciously smooth his hair, making sure it was not untidy as he met her. A charming smile painted itself on his lips as he walked towards on the shore.

"Excuse, miss? Do you have a moment that you could assist me with something?" he called out to her, only feet away now. It was now or never, he thought. And if everything went according to plan, this woman would be his wife by the end of the day.

[strawbrygashez]

I read a bunch of soapshipping fanfics today and I love how so many of them give Tyler actual flaws and treat him more human than he ‘actually is’ in the movie and…I wanna share some hcs i have that make Tyler ‘not perfect’ as well. I get the point that in the movie Tyler was supposed to have none bc the narrator needs to drool over him & see him as godlike but whatever. That man has issues. You can especially see this during when he was going Joker mode when he was getting beat up by Lou. Anyways this is going under a cut bc it’s long

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• I’ll start with the out with one that’s most common which is that Tyler is soooo bad at sharing how he’s feeling or being super heartfelt. The only person he even tells his true deep emotions to is the narrator after they’ve been together for a while. I feel like he would be that way due to how he was raised and or trauma. Getting him to admit to feeling uncomfortable is hard too. He wants to come off confident all the time so he will just smile at whatever is thrown at him even if it’s making him upset or anything like that. Also of course he has a hard time expressing how just deeply in love he is with the narrator and how much he cares about him. (Which causes problems for them both but they work thru it. Nothing could keep the narrator away from Tyler at the end of the day.)

He wouldn’t admit it but I think maybe he also resents himself for not being able to say certain things easier. He knows he hurts the narrator sometimes when he’s not saying ‘the right things’ and he genuinely doesn’t mean to hurt him in that way.

•He can get pretty jealous. Not like how the narrator feels like he’s about to kill himself bc someone even glanced at Tyler but like, if Tyler thinks someone is being a little too friendly to narrator or if he thinks the narrator might enjoy being around someone else ‘too much’ he gets all huffy, smiles threateningly, and either interrogates the narrator over ‘what that was’ later or just roughs him up some when they are in private again. He hates the idea so much that the narrator could look up to someone the same way he does Tyler. He has questions going through his mind along the lines of how are they better than him? What does he see in them? Do they make him feel more loved? And etc.

Hypothetically he should know that the narrator would rather die than touch anyone else & that the narrator sees him as a God but,, Tyler is just like that :/

•Ok now for a not widely accepted hc about Tyler. I don’t think he’s that good at writing or reading. He’s not terrible at it but I think he really didn’t give a shit about most things in school besides history. (He could probably give a big whole speech about how bad school systems are)

He doesn’t really care that he’s not that good at either of those things but does get a little embarrassed about it when the narrator points out he spelled something wrong. He will just grumble about “who cares?” or “whatever dipshit.” The narrator doesn’t mind that Tyler’s not the best at it and helps him out when he needs to without picking on him.

•Kinda canon but he’s a act before thinking type of guy in most situations. He prides himself on it for the most part but also there is times where it doesn’t end well for him. He will defend himself about whatever he did ‘wrong’ for a while until he finally is some how able to admit he’s sorry and shouldn’t have done something (only to the narrator. He doesn’t care that much if it’s anyone else that isn’t especially close to him)

•I think he had a self h*rm problem growing up. He doesn’t do it anymore now that he’s older bc he has fight club and whatnot. I think SH helped him come up with FC since he thought physical pain always helps solve mental pain.

He doesn’t hide the old scars since he can blame it on like a ton of different things and people don’t have a reason to doubt him. Like he can say he got them from years of fighting, while running away after getting caught doing stuff he shouldn’t, stuff like that. Sometimes he also just doesn’t lie about it and just says straight up what they are from. It just depends on who and how he feels that day. Like mostly the only ppl who know what they are really from are the narrator & tylers close family and maybe Marla.

Not to be cringe…I know the “he kissed my scars 😢😢” things can be cringe (believe me I would know) but I think Tyler thinks it’s sweet when the narrator does kiss his. The narrator hates that Tyler ever felt like he had to do that (but at the same time is okay with fight club??? Lol) The narrator has stayed up in bed while Tyler is sleeping and just looked at all of them and thought to himself about how Tyler must of felt, why he felt like he had to, and all that.

•My man has some kinda mental illnesses. I couldn’t say what but he just does. He’s a very impulsive man and can become very manic is all I can really say.

•He will get ideas and plans in his head and focus on them a little too hard and it’s hard to pull him out of it. The narrator is really not someone who should be fussing at people for not sleeping but he does anyways. He offers to work out whatever plans or ideas Tyler has while Tyler rests. Sometimes Tyler will let him & sometimes not. If not, the narrator will at least stay close to him so they can talk about whatever is on Tylers mind.

•He actually used to hate his laugh a little when he was a young teen. He got over it after a couple years and now doesn’t give a fuck what others think. He will laugh as loud as he wants in a quiet room if he wants to.

•Going back to that manic thing, I think the narrator can usually calm him down. It especially helps if he’s holding Tyler and pulls him away from whatever has him worked up. Narrator will run his hand up and down Tylers back or just talk to him soothingly. Tyler is usually thankful for it once he’s calmed down.

•Canon-ish again but Tyler can get a bit in over his head with some stuff. He believes he can do just about anything which leads him to getting into situations where he finds out he actually has little to no idea what he’s doing. He had this problem as a teen too like he’d say stuff like “Sure I could fix your fence!!” or just like little odd jobs around the neighborhood and he actually doesn’t have much of a idea what’s going on but It helped him learn how to do all kinds of different things in the long run. He just always finds a way to make things work more often than not in his own ‘Tyler’ way.

•Okay often he really doesn’t genuinely care if someone wants to listen to his speeches/knowledge or not. He likes sharing them since he knows they’ve helped others but he’s been doing that for as long as he can remember even at inappropriate times. Like I dunno, as a kid at a funeral I could see him just telling some random person there about how he knows how bodies decompose, how bodies slowly rot and what each stage looks like. (I think that’s why he loves the narrator. He loves how randomly weird he is as well.)

•He needs attention all on him. He loves it so much and feeds off of it. His favorite kind of attention is from the narrator and he will get snarky and whatever when he feels like he isn’t getting enough from him but also he just thrives off attention from anyone in general. It’s what makes him carry himself so confidently. He knows people are dying for a minute of his time and to be the idealized version of himself he puts off.

•He doesn’t allow himself to cry in front of others. More than likely it’s because of his father saying boys shouldn’t cry or be weak. He knows it’s bullshit deep down but he still holds that mindset for himself. (If another dude is crying like the narrator, he won’t give them much shit for it.)

•My final idea for right now….he hates the doctors and all things like that. He can say a ton of reasons why but the main ones are he just feels super uncomfortable at places like that because either 1. He doesn’t want them going on about how bad his or the narrators health is & being really worried for them and questioning them.. or 2. He just finds it hard to be as snarky or smart to ‘em. They all don’t usually fall for his bs unless they are a part of fight club or project mayhem.