#rip to Alastor's pride virginity and ability to walk
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princess-charlie-of-hell · 2 days ago
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*After Alastor betrays the hotel and fights against the crew*
Alastor : How many of your little friends do I have to fight, Charlie?
Charlie : Oh I'm the only one that matters. I trusted you but you betrayed me and the hotel and as I revenge i am going to fuck you!
Lucifer, obviously worried : You mean fuck him up, right?
Charlie, pulling Alastor on his collar, to her bedroom : Nope. Don't expect us back till dinner.
Alastor, shocked : Till dinner?!
Charlie : You are right, dad don't expect us back till breakfast.
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