#rip king you'd have loved dancing on my own by robyn

[saintsenara]

I cannot think of an unhinged ship so may I humbly request a ranking of ships (however many can be up to you) based purely on what would destroy one pointy git Draco Malfoy the most? If you don't feel like that, I change my humble request to more Ronmort talks even if it's just what you wish to read in a Ronmort fanfic. Anything. Just more Ronmort?

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

the only correct answer to this is bellamort. draco is canonically terrified of voldemort, but he also clearly respects him - an opinion that i think he'd find it impossible to sustain through accidentally walking in on the incredibly socially off-putting aunt he hasn't seen since he was a toddler being bent over the dining table.

and what happens to lord voldemort's minions when he begins to suspect they don't respect him anymore? they get fed to nagini.

i will, however, also accept ronmort as a potential draco-ruiner, since draco is clearly down bad for ron in canon. and while it's never nice to have your crush stolen from under your very nose, that misery is made significantly worse by mr steal-your-man being someone who could - and would - murder you at the slightest provocation.

[i will also accept crabbe/goyle.]