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darkmoonkestrel · 4 months ago
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daily kestrel 16:
the full moon was yesterday. i can tell because the kids at work are especially wild after a full moon. it doesn't help that I was in the two year old room today since the lead teacher wasn't there (what is it with lead teachers and not being there this week?)
today involved an overflowing toilet and a child who got kicked in the face swiftly returning the favor by giving his friend a solid punch to the face in retaliation, and that's only a few of the tidbits from today. the rest I don't need to remember honestly. at least I did get free pizza at lunch for letting a state farm insurance guy talk at me for a few minutes, and got some schoolwork done over lunch and child nap time
they let me get off early and for once I wasn't gonna question it or linger, as soon as those 4pm pull up changes were done i was outta there. i hit Sam's after work and got a pizza and other supplies, including giving a new brand of sparkling water a try, although I haven't actually tried it yet (Peyton has, and he likes it, so that's a good sign)
i was grumpy when i got home and I went to take a shower and then promptly had a good cry when Peyton and Paige said "hey we know you're grumpy we can't really help if you're not gonna talk to us" but we worked that out and went back to working on the magic puzzle & watching bob borger.
we finished the puzzle around 8:30ish, surprise and all, so after we spent some time finding easter eggs, taking pictures, and packing the puzzle back up, Peyton & Paige started a horror movie for their watchlist challenge thing. i came into the office and played some more slime rancher 2, which I am still thoroughly enjoying. we're definitely gonna get another magic puzzle (or three, they have bundles) bc that one was just so good and fun, even though they know the nature of the twist in the puzzle now. i'm typing this in the office bc it's easier to do here than on my phone, but it's just about time for bed bc i have another going into work 30 minutes early day tomorrow
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alo-piss-trancy · 1 year ago
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Hey! So happy you started v/3! I really hope you’re enjoying it so far! The ride is gonna be crazy ^^ ummm hoping I can soon ramble to you about it! Who’s your favorite character so far?
Yesss I'm really liking it! I think this one took the longest to get to the first trial (or at least it felt that way? I think I hit like 6 or 7 hours before we got into it) but it's been a lot of fun! The more 'neon' aesthetic this one has going on with the interface/character emojis is interesting too. Yesss I'll def ramble to you about it when I get further in omg, I've been dying to talk about it already!!!
I'm gonna try to finish the 1st trial tonight, I hit the intermission before bed last night lol. I'm grateful for those bc I forgot you can't really save in the middle of trials iirc 🥲
My three Big Favourites are:
1. Kiyo (Anthropologist guy) - I'm simping so hard for him jfc
Tied for 2nd. Gonta (big bug gentleman) & The Maid Lady
Given my obsession with Gundham Tanaka in SDR2, Kiyo & Gonta probably surprise none of y'all lmao
I also really like The Short Tennis Guy, KI-BO, The Mage Girl, and Kaede and Shuichi.
Most of the others pique my interest.
Except for 'Degenerate Male' girl and Kokichi. I want to like her and will probably warm up eventually, but her shtick is already seriously getting on my nerves. & I never thought a character could annoy me more than Nagito but Kokichi is doing it with all his constant crying and whining 🙃 Unfortunately I'm pretty sure he'll be in the game most of the time given he seems very important (at least from the sheer amount of memes and fanart I've seen over the years) so... I guess I'm stuck with him RIP. I hate his guts and not in a love-to-hate character way lol, but I'll admit he's got some HILARIOUS lines so far. His burns towards the others are lethal lmaoooo 🤣
Sorry to all u Kokichi fans 😔🙏 I know he's MEGA popular akflgl I'll try not to be too negative about him publically lol
Also I like the new Monokubs! I think Green, Yellow, and Pink are my faves. I have Theories about the cubs actually, but I need time to think it over... 🤔
But yeah!!! I think your faves were KI-BO, Shuichi and Kokichi iirc, right? At least I think you wrote about them a lot in your fics I have bookmarked lol
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harryconcepts · 3 years ago
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part ten!!!!
i have never smoked weed before but I want to with harry so bad 😵‍💫 you're out on the porch and he pulled your legs over his lap 😔 maybe some music is playing softly and I feel like he has pretty fairy lights on his porch 😔 it's still warm out but starting to get a little chilly so you have a blanket over the two of you 😔 and he def asks you to shotgun the first drag and you know it's just an excuse to kiss you but he insists it will be easier for you bc he's sweet like that 😔 and then you're both so chill and a little sleepy so you move to have your head on his lap and then he plays with your hair 😔 and then you go to bed earlier than normal all sleepy and in love 😔
I feel like harry loves trying new things in bed but he doesn't love initiating stuff bc he's worried you're not going to like it and he doesn't want to be pushy or make you uncomfortable so you've kind of figured out that he much prefers when you ask him for things or show him what you want 😌like taking his hand and putting it on your neck and squeezing so he knows how much pressure feels good or in guiding him to your hair for him to pull a little 😌
oooh yes harry buying condoms 😌 or what about him buying them WITH YOU 😵‍💫 you're grocery shopping and then he goes "just need to grab one more thing" and leads you over to the aisle 😌 and immediately you're blushing and looking around but he doesn't seem bothered 😌 and he picks one and holds it up to you and says "these?" and you're blushing even more and he just keeps talking 😌 he says "they're supposed to warm up, make things feel better for both of us" and he seems so pleased with your reaction 😌 he says "seems like you like the idea of those 😌" and then he's teasing you the whole ride home and as soon as you get inside you're jumping on him and ripping each other's clothes off 😌
i feel like slow lazy days with harry would always involve at least a few orgasms 😌like you're watching tv sitting against him on the couch and he has his arms around you and his hands on your stomach and then he slowly moves them down 😌 just rubbing you over your shorts at first but then he slips his fingers under the waistband 😌 and he doesn't even go straight to it, at first he's just running his fingers over you gently or playing with the hair 😌 and then finally he brushes his fingers over your cl*t and smiles when you breathe in sharply and tense up a little 😌 and he's just slow and gentle the whole time and whispering filthy words in your ear as you come on his fingers 😌
speaking of warming condoms why do I feel like harry would be so into lube that heats up 😵‍💫 he's obsessed with the way it makes you so much more sensitive and whiny for him 😵‍💫
he grits his teeth and says "I'm gonna come ... fuck fuck where do you want me to-" and you gasp a little and say "on my stomach" and he's nodding and pulling out to finish on you 😌
but what if you were Harry's first time without a condom 😵‍💫 like you're on bc and tell him you want to really feel him and he's just 😵‍💫 but he asks a few time if you're sure and once he knows you're really ok with it he's losing his mind 😵‍💫 and he goes down on you before bc he says " i don't think I'm going to last very long" and then after he's shaking as he comes down bc it was so intense but then he rolls over and crawls between your legs again and says "as a thank you" 😵‍💫
mmm yes waking harry up with a blowjob 😌 you've discussed it before and he let you know he is 100% ok with it 😌 so you somehow manage to wake up before him without stirring him too much and he sleeps naked most of the time so it's pretty easy for you 😌
what if you have a toddler from before you met harry and she's in her terrible twos era and he's so good with both of you 😔 he does stuff around the house and gets groceries so you don't have to worry about anything and he always offers to take her for the day but you say no bc she seems to be much worse with other people so he lets you do whatever you think is best and just helps however he can 😔 but then one day you get
called in to work and you don't want to have your mom take her on such short notice so you call harry and ask if there's any way he could watch her for the day and he says of course and he'll be right over 😔 and she's napping when he gets there so you're a little nervous about what will happen when she wakes up and you're not there but he reassures you everything will be ok 😔 and then you get home as fast as you can fully expecting her to be screaming and him be exhausted but you get inside and they're cuddling on the couch 😔 he's reading to her and her hair is all messy like she just woke up and she has her pacifier in her mouth 😔 she has a banket around her shoulders just all bundled up and leaning on him 😔 and he's reading so calmy and gently 😔 and you come over to sit next to them she doesn't even reach for you immediately like you thought she would bc she's so comfy with harry 😔 and he puts his other arm around you and gives you a kiss on the forehead before he keeps reading 😔
harry wins over your teenage daughter by talking about fashion and pleasing and then she gets alllll the free samples 😔 maybe they collab on a polish color or something 😔
my grandma always told me some babies just like guys more, they're calmer when their dad or brothers hold them and she said they might just feel more secure that way but Harry's baby would 100% be like that 😔he can calm her down when nothing else can 😔
ok thanks to the last anon im h word now and that is 100% something harry would do during sex 😵‍💫he says "need to hear you baby, need to know I'm doing a good job" 😵‍💫
ok wait harry saying try that again is so sexy like if you've been in a bad mood all day and you say something really snappy at him and he raises one eyebrow and says "you wanna try that again?" I'll scream and cry
yes bc i know harry is dominant physically and with words 😌 grabbing your jaw like anon said or pinning your arms above your head when you're making out on the bed 😌 and then also stuff like "you wanna try that again?" and "come over here"
he asks her why she can't sleep and maybe she had a bad dream and he's immediately being so good about it and saying bad dreams can be so scary but they're just dreams and they can't hurt you and then theyre talking and you watch her eyes start to droop more and more and finally she falls asleep with her head in your lap and her legs on him 😔 and you're apologizing and saying you can move her back to bed but he stops you can says he doesn't mind 😔
plssss your baby is just inconsolable and you don't know what else to try and then harry comes home and sees how stressed you are and immediately he takes her and is bouncing her a little and saying soft words like "how come you're so fussy today, hm?" just humming and rocking her and after a few minutes she's calmed down and snuggling into him 😔
and then the rest of the night he's barely talking to anyone else bc he keeps looking down at you with the softest look on his face 😔 he brushes some hair over your face or moves your head a bit so your face is a little more hidden bc he knows you wouldn't like to have people looking at you 😔 he makes sure to talk quietly so he won't wake you up 😔 and he just has his arm around you 😔
then you would argue over how your baby's gonna talk 😔😔😔😔 when she starts babbling he says "that sounded pretty english to me😌" and you say "stop corrupting my baby"
i want to tell harry all the interesting things I learn in my classes 😔 all the weird little fun facts or things I think are cool and I know even if he had no idea what you were talking about he would be interested bc he loves seeing you excited about things and he wants to be part of that 😔
harry after he takes a nap 😔 his hair is messy and his eyes are puffy and he's all warm and cuddly 😔 he just comes over to you on the couch and lays on top of you and buries his face in your neck 😔 and you say "my sleepy boy, you had a good nap hm?" and kiss his head 😔
laying around with harry and watching movies and only getting up for
snacks all day 😔 just laying in the weirdest positions on top of him to be comfy and he loves it 😔
doing yoga with harry 😪 maybe you're quarantined from travel or whatever and you're both losing your minds from boredom so he finds a course on the tv and brings out his yoga mats 😪 and you're both giggling bc you're not very good at it and keep falling out of the poses and at one point he almost falls on top of you 😪 and then he gets up to stand behind you and puts his hands on your hips to "correct your form" even tho you both know he just wants to touch you 😪
omg new bf harry would be a little hesitant to be his normal touchy self bc he doesn't know what you're ok with and he doesn't want to do anything to make you uncomfortable but then when you tell him you like it he becomes the most touchy baby ever 😔always hugging you and kissing your face and putting his hands on your hips or wherever he can reach 😔 he just loves feeling close to you 😔
I think someone brought this up a while ago but the thought of watching porn with harry is so 😵‍💫 like he brings up the idea and you think it sounds fun so after a few minutes of searching (and ofc he reads the names out loud to see you blush) he settles on one that seems appealing to both of you you're just on the bed next to each other 😵‍💫 and you're both getting kind of worked up and his voice is all strained and needy and he says "will you touch yourself for me? I just need to see you- please just touch yourself" and your eyes go wide bc you've never done this in front of anyone but you trust him so much and the video is turning you on too so you nod and slip your hand inside his boxers that you're wearing 😵‍💫 and his eyes go straight down to your hand and it's driving him crazy bc he can't see exactly what you're doing but he knows it's making you feel good from the way you're biting your lip 😵‍💫 and then you gasp a little and say "I want you to do it too, what you to feel good with me" and he's nodding and getting his pants off faster than you've ever seen before 😵‍💫 and then you're both just getting yourselves off and occasionally looking at the tv but mostly just looking at each other 😵‍💫 and then when he's getting close and he can tell you are too he says "please take the shorts off, want to see all of you please please take them off" and ofc you can't say no to him so you take everything off so he can see you 😵‍💫 and then you go back to touching yourself and he tips his head back and says "I'm so close, are you- can you cum with me?" and you nod even though your eyes are closed bc it's feeling so good and then he grabs your jaw to kiss you 😵‍💫 and you're barely even kissing you're just moaning against each other's lips when you cum together 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and then you just collapse onto him and he falls back against the pillows and pulls you to his chest 😵‍💫
imagine dry humping with harry 😵‍💫 like you haven't had sex yet and obviously he's completely respectful but you're strating to get really frustrated and you can tell he is too 😵‍💫 every time you kiss for more than a minute or two he gets hard and you're a mess in his lap 😵‍💫 and he acts like it's nothing and tells you to just ignore it but one day you start grinding on him while you're kissing 😵‍💫 and he grabs your hips and makes a little pained moan and says "I'm going to cum if you keep doing that" and you whine and lean in to kiss him again and say "it feels so good, please" and he's so unbelievably turned on but he still finds it in him to tease you so he smiles and says "might be a little embarrassing for both of us, but I'll go with it" and then you're moving your hips even more on him 😵‍💫 and he holds your hips to control your movements and before you know it you're burying your head in his neck as you cum 😵‍💫 and then he's a little out of breath but he says "I've never felt that good doing that, you must be magic" and turns his head to kiss all over your face 😵‍💫
nooo your little girl always calling him mr styles 😔😔😔😔😔 and he thinks it's so cute he
doesn't even correct her or anything he just goes with it 😔😔😔
I feel like harry is sooooo touchy during sex and he loves to run his hands all along your body and just generally be all over you 😌 he's a tad obsessed with finding what things make you shiver and gasp and arch your back and he likes doing those things over and over until you're begging him to make you come 😌
wait omg the concept the other night where your daughter always calls him Mr styles or Mr harry and then he starts calling her miss whatever her name is 😔 like (just picking a random cute name) she says "hello mister harry" and he smiles so big and says "hello miss emmie"
omg and then every time he asks to watch the baby for the day you're like 🤨 fine 🤨 but no more super expensive clothes 🤨 and he's all yes of course 😌 we'll just go to Target if you insist 😌 and then he comes home with at least one designer thing and you're like 🤨harry 🤨 and he goes "she told me it's what she wanted what was i supposed to do" and she's just looking between the two of you wearing her tiny little gucci shoes 😭
harry would get your baby matching clout goggles and then one day you come home and they're in the pool wearing them 😭 he has one of those floaty things for her and they're both just chilling in the water 😔 maybe his back is turned to you so he doesn't see you at first and you hear him talking to her and saying how they both look so good in their sunglasses 😭
made mac n cheese and it was so so delicious 😌 now I'm thinking of making food late at night with harry 😔 maybe you're both jetlagged and are having trouble adjusting your sleeping and eating schedules so you're in bed trying to fall asleep but finally you just end up throwing off the covers and going into the kitchen together and rummaging through the cupboards to find something 😔 and he pulls out a box of mac n cheese and your eyes light up and he says something like "we have a winner" and starts getting everything ready 😔 and then he lifts you to sit on the countertop and he stands between your legs and puts his hands on your hips while you're talking 😔 I just think that's the cutest position ever 😔 and then he interrupts you with a kiss every few minutes and then goes "sorry, sorry, keep talking" 😔
noooo him meeting your little baby 😔 she's such a sweet girl and loves everyone she meets so she's all over him right away 😔 and ofc he loves babies so he'd be having a great time talking to her and listening to her babble all day 😔 and then when you've been with him for a while and he notices you've been really stressed lately he offers to take her for the day 😔 and you're all "no you don't have to do that im fine" but he insists and says you deserve a break 😔maybe he schedules a massage for you and tells you you're not allowed to do any chores or errands today bc it is a day for you to relax 😔 and then when they come home that night your baby is decked out in Gucci and harry has at least 5 bags in his arms and he says "couldn't help myself, we went on a little shopping trip 😌"
ok but imagine having a sexy dream about harry while he's in bed next to you 😵‍💫 maybe he hasn't fallen asleep yet bc he's reading and he offered to turn the light off but you said it's fine and he can stay up. so then a few minutes later you're out and then he hears you making a few little noises 😌 and at first he thinks you're having a nightmare so he's putting his book down so he can wake you up but then he hears something that is definitely a moan and he's like oh 😌 I see 😌 and then he sees that you're starting to push your hips down against the bed and he can't take it anymore so he leans down to shake you gently 😌 and he's leaving little kisses on your neck and whispering for you to wake up 😌 and then you finally gasp and sit up and immediately start blushing bc you remember your dream and he goes "were you having a good dream? what was it about?" acting all innocent like he doesn't know and you just blush more and quickly say "nothing" before he can tease you more and he says
"no? sure sounded like something to me, maybe we should act it out?" as he keeps kissing your neck and shoulders
no he's such a demon he would say something like "you can't stop thinking about me even in your sleep I see 😌"
harry would def ask you to undress him and the thought of undoing the buttons on his shirt while he watches you so intensely makes me 😵‍💫 you can tell he's thinking about all the thinks he wants to do to you and he doesn't mention it when he notices your hands are shaking he just smirks and keeps his eyes on you 😵‍💫
after a kind of intense night with harry he would be so soft 😔 holding you against his chest and stroking your hair 😔 shushing you gently and telling you how good you were and how much he loves you 😔 then he says he needs to get you cleaned up and he gets up to start a bath 😔 and ofc he gets in with you and cleans you off and washes your hair for you 😔 then when you're all clean and dry he cuddles you so close in bed 😔 and he's not wearing a shirt so you can feel his warm skin on yours 😔😔😔😔😔
or harry making you look at him during sex 😵‍💫 he gets off on eye contact so he grabs your chin and moves your face to look at him 😵‍💫 and he probably says something filthy like "look at me when I'm making you feel good" 😵‍💫
the way harry would be obsessed with the little noises you make in your sleep he would think it's so cute and he would be so soft when you sigh or make little whimpers from a dream you're having or if you talk in your sleep sometimes he would think it's adorable 😔
i fear harry loves spoiling you 😵‍💫 like one day when you come down for breakfast (which he made for you) he pulls you into his side and kisses your head and says "morning baby" and asks how you slept 😔 then he tells you that whenever you're dressed and ready he's taking you shopping 😌 and you already know he's going to buy everything you look at so you're already shaking your head and you say "no I feel bad that you spend so much money on me-" and he goes "I just want to do good for my baby, you deserve everything you want" and you're kind of like well when you put it like that 😌 and then all day he's just following you around and going into whatever stores catch your eye and spending sooooo much money bc he can and he wants to 😌 and he buys a few things for himself like matching rings or something cute like that 😔 and he carries all your bags for you and refuses to let you do any of that 😌 and then when you get home he asks you to give him a little fashion show even though he knows everything you bought but he says "i want to see my girl show off a bit" 😌
so I work at a craft store and the other day this couple came through and the lady bought a whole bunch of stuff and then I told her the total and she was trying to get her card out of her wallet but before she even got it out the guy pulled out his card and paid for it 😔 and if that isn't the cutest most harry thing I've ever seen 😔 he would do that all the time 😔
no omg he would get so soft when you do little things for him 😔 he would be like "oh my god thank you 🥺 you didn't have to do that 🥺" and like anon said he would def pull you into his side and kiss your forehead and then clingy on you all night bc he loves you so much 😔 and it would be funny bc he regularly spends hundreds of dollars on you without you even asking and he doesn't bat an eye but the second you do something like refilling his drink or getting him coffee he would be like 🥺 baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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