#rip Iemitsu's kneecaps and tongue
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toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp · 9 months ago
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How Reborn informed Tsuna he is a Mafia Boss in the canon:
Reborn: I am your new tutor, Reborn. And I will make you into a Mafia Boss.
Tsuna: Hieeeeeee!?
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How Reborn informed Tsuna he is a Mafia Boss in my KHR Detective Conan AU:
Reborn: I am your new tutor, Reborn. And I will make you into a Mafia Boss.
Tsuna, calmly: Mister Reborn, you came unannounced into my house after you sent a sketchy advertisement to my address. You have admitted to being a hitman and part of a mafioso group. You also have a loaded gun in your possession, which is currently aimed at my face.
Reborn, confused: Yes, and?
Tsuna, still calm: Mister Reborn, I am gonna be frank with you. All of your actions until now will earn you a minimum of 10 years in prison as per the Japanese Law. *reaches out and pulls a badge/identification card that specifies Tsunayoshi Sawada works with the Japan Metropolitan Police Department* As a member of the law enforcement, I cannot allow you to go unpunished for this.
*stunned silence*
Reborn, murderous: I am gonna take Iemitsu's kneecaps and then feed him his own tongue.
Tsuna, sipping tea: I can overlook that I suppose.
Reborn: The threat or the action?
Tsuna, smirking: Both.
Reborn, smirking: I kinda like you brat.
Tsuna: I am still putting you in jail however.
Reborn: ... and you just ruined the moment.
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