#richard bittle

[appalamutte]

coach and suzanne had their first dance to dolly parton’s i will always love you and it’s the first song bitty learned the words to because suzanne would always play it when they baked together. it’s also the only song he’s ever heard coach sing along to, driving to florida for a family vacation in ‘06. suzanne cried. bitty promptly asked for say my name by destiny’s child as soon as the song ended

[be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie]

my cousin just sent me the most bitty-core fucking texts i’ve ever received in my life.

for context: shes baking at midnight, she has a 10am class tomorrow and wants to go to the gym before it

context 2: due to circumstances (dumbassery) the recipe was doubled but there is only one loaf pan, so loaf 1 must bake and cool and be transferred and THEN loaf 2 can be made

the actual texts: “if i can get to bed before 2am, i shall go to the gym. it’s up to fate (and the oven) now”

[zimmseric]

Eric Richard Bittle doodle dump

[neep-neep-neep]

Bitty? Eric Bittle? Eric Richard Bitty Bittle? you put Taylor Swift songs on your playlist of songs reminding you of the Check Please! by Ngozi Ukazu character Eric Bittle?!!!!?!?!?!?!

THIS MAN?!!!

do you have any IDEA why Beyonce getting snubbed for grammys in lieu of the paragon of white woman mediocrity would MAKE BITTY MAD?!!

[asterlark]

1. What Were You Gonna Say Before Deflecting Eric Richard Bittle

2. bitty assuming he won't see jack all summer and potentially for longer. jack assuming bitty knew he'd drive up before the season started. there's something here about bitty's abandonment issues and how he assumes jack won't wanna make time to see him but also how jack is so giving with his love (and also so bad at communicating his feelings) that upon hearing this he's just like what? of course i'll come see you. of course of course of course i will.

eric "who could love me" bittle versus jack "i love him on purpose" zimmermann and jack "i am unworthy" zimmermann versus eric "i love him on purpose" bittle

[madisonandmore]

Get out the sunscreen, y'all, because our first day of sunny works is finally here, thanks to our fabulous creators!!!

[podfic] getting used to letting go (4 hours, 4 minutes)

Featuring: Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter, Chris "Chowder" Chow/Caitlin Farmer

Summary: Dex was supposed to have a fancy job in some city upon graduation, but his plans changed once his uncle died and left the family home in Maine to him. Without immediate obligations of their own, Nursey, Chowder and Farmer follow Dex up there to help him clear it out and clean it up.

[podfic of getting used to letting go]

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The Way Way North (14,027 words)

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle & Shitty Knight, Eric "Bitty" Bittle & Jack Zimmermann, Eric "Bitty" Bittle & Richard "Coach" Bittle, Eric "Bitty" Bittle & Suzanne Bittle, Eric "Bitty" Bittle & Samwell Men's Hockey Team

Summary: 15 year old Eric Bittle felt like he didn't fit in anywhere: the kids in his new high school didn't like him, his parents didn't understand him, and he recently had to give up his beloved figure skating. When his parents decided to rent a beach house at Cape Cod instead of their usual vacation spot, he was sure it would be a painfully boring summer vacation. But when he met the quirky staff of a nearby waterpark and the cute boy next door, the vacation started to seem a bit more promising...

Inspired by The Way Way Back (2013)

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Eelgrass (5,040 words, Chapter 1 of 3)

Featuring: Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter, William "Dex" Poindexter & Original Female Character(s)

Summary: Porter Bay, Maine, tends to stay the same, and Will likes it like that. But when a very attractive stranger opens a bookstore (of all things) in town, Will realizes that maybe it's time for him to change a bit himself.

☀️☀️☀️☀️

Salt Water Hearts (4,318 words)

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann

Summary: Jack should still be out on the water now, scrubbed alive with salt water and carving up the waves. Instead, he was on the sand, his wetsuit peeled down to his hips, a spare beginners board beside his own as he waited for his goddamn client that was goddamn late.

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Jack is a pro surfer hired to teach Eric Bittle (an upcoming Hollywood talent) to surf for The Breakers, Bittle's next feature film. They do not get off on the right foot.

[omgauplease]

It's Graduation Day!!! We hope you enjoy the final set of wonderful works from our Day 6 creators!

Dream of the Pale Blue Lobster - Rated T - 3,567 words (Chapter 1/7)

Featuring: Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter

Summary: Nursey writes a bestselling novel that features a unique pastel-colored lobster that lives in a New England public aquarium. As part of a Netflix series based on the book, Nursey tracks down the lobster boat that caught and provided the specimen to the facility. Captain Dex has no time to spare for all of this artsy nonsense, but Nurse is unexpectedly charmed by Dex. And quite persistent in his quest to know more about him. Why is his boat named that? Why does he always wear this particular hat? How uniform is the distribution pattern of his freckles? What does he look like when he smiles?

These are important questions that Nursey really needs answers to.

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Et Cetera - Rated G - 4,857 words

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter, Kent "Parse' Parson & Jack Zimmermann, Alicia Zimmermann/Bob Zimmermann, Richard "Coach" Bittle/Suzanne Bittle

Summary: A collection of letters from the royal archives detailing, among other things, the beginnings of the courtship between Princes Jacques Laurent Zimmermann and Eric Richard Bittle.

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out of tune - Rated T - 4.463 words

Featuring: Kent "Parse" Parson/Jack Zimmermann

Summary: Kent Parson is leaning against an open doorway, looking out at the stage and watching the girl working the lights adjust settings on her control desk. He’s scheduled for soundcheck in half an hour, but he’s always early. It’s a remnant from his days playing only these kinds of venues, the sketchy basement clubs with malfunctioning lights and dirt-cheap vodka sodas. The ones where you have to show up on time, or they’ll just shrug and let the next band play instead. The kinds of venues even a scrappy college-dropout kid from Buffalo with too many feelings he didn’t know what to do with except channel into guitar riffs and angry breakup songs got to play in.

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Samwell Acres - Rated G - 2,525 words

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Adam Birkholtz & Eric Bittle & Larissa Duan & Shitty Knight & Justin Oluransi & Jack Zimmermann,

Summary: Denice Ford is excited for her new job at a retirement home. The residents on the floor she's in charge of are a little more... energetic than one might expect.

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And I'd choose you - Rated G

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Larissa "Lardo" Duan/Shitty Knight, Adam "Holster" Birkholtz/Justin "Ransom" Oluransi

Summary: In which we get to see a bit of Samwell's Men Hockey Team on an universe with Daemons (external physical manifestation of a person's soul that takes the form of an animal)! Inspired by the book series "His Dark Materials".

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[unloneliest]

sometimes i understand eric richard bittle

[titsthedamnseason]

bitty? eric richard bittle? twitter user @omgcheckplease is that you?

[forabeatofadrum]

Thank you @facewithoutheart​ and @artsyunderstudy​ for the tag. It is another Sunday. My mother’s birthday is tomorrow.

I still haven’t written a lot, because nowadays when I am writing, I am writing my thesis. Yup, it is time to channel my inner Eric Richard Bittle and yell despayeehaw because it is time to delve deep into the world of qualitative research on the representation of queer women in TV and movies. I was this close to putting down 6 (or 7) sentences of the introduction in this post, just for fun, but unlike my bachelorthesis, my masterthesis will be in Dutch. I mean, technically speaking, the thesis will be my main WIP for the next couple of months.

But uh oh new fandom alert! As y’all may have heard, I read all of the Trials of Apollo last week and sure they were fine I liked them ANYWAY I wanted to attempt a fic on where Nico and Will get together. It’s probably been done so many times, but hey, two cakes principle! I just love Nico. I also wanted to delve a bit into his backstory, because giving him a boyfriend doesn’t immediately get rid of the internalised homophobia so that’s what we have fanfiction for. That aside, I hoped that it would be a mostly cute and fluffly fic but then the fic literally starts with 3 demigods dying and uh...

As ordered, Nico goes to the infirmary, but the moment he steps inside, his insides churn. He isn’t fazed by all the wounded. He’s seen enough gruesome things. A few mangled up demigods unfortunately isn’t the worst thing he’s seen.

No, he feels the aura of death around some of them.

“Ah, there you are!” Will says happily. His happy demeaner is a sharp contrast to what Nico’s feeling.  

Yeah. He’s still the son of Hades.

And now, the weather: @quizasvivamos @blurglesmurfklaine @coffeegleek @otherworldsivelivedin @caramelcoffeeaddict @sillyunicorn @bazzybelle @dragoneggos @raenestee @tectonicduck @nightimedreamersworld @urban-sith @thnxforknowingme @captain-aralias @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @takitalks @justgleekout @cerriddwenluna @tea-brigade @ivelovedhimthroughworse @moodandmist @whogaveyoupermission @bookish-bogwitch @confused-bi-queer @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @ionlydrinkhotwater @1908jmd @special-bc-ur-part-of-it @larkral @chen-chen-chen-again-chen​ @cutestkilla​ @nausikaaa​/@wellbelesbian​​ @martsonmars​ @boyinjeans

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

it’s thesis time

aka it’s the time to channel my inner eric richard bittle despayeehaw

[montrealmadison]

(i’ll post a snippet of whatever wins)

[shygryf]

ship: suzanne/rick, genre: romcom, word prompt: yellow (@parvuls)

Ooh nice. Thanks for the ask @parvuls

Someone keeps putting yellow flowers inside Suzanne's locked office at her new job. the flowers start as roses, then shift to daffodils and buttercups and daisies. The notes all are signed with R. She goes systematically through every single man in the directory but there aren't any. Eventually it's revealed that it's Eric Richard Bittle Jr. Everyone in the company calls him junior but he prefers Richard. He says the flowers reminded him of her beautiful hair

Anyone who wants to participate in the reverse ask meme leave me an ask with your username.

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[unloneliest]

I'm havig a eric richard bittle problem

[regina-cordium]

im gonna be honest tho i spent most of that video thinking abt eric richard bittle, and i remembered that he and jack were in fact dating the year he was a puck bunny for halloween