#representing the dead elizabeth we're going to graphically autopsy in front of you'
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Making A Monster Out Of Elizabeth: A Paper I Needed To Exist 30 Seconds After Accidentally Subjecting Myself To Alice Roberts's Royal Autopsy
#it's so full of 'she was old! and cranky! and vain! and UGLY!'#and historical shitfuckery like 'here's a mannequin#representing the dead elizabeth we're going to graphically autopsy in front of you'#(it's naked. you get a close-up of her naked chest. oh and her rotting teeth. and her organs. yay.)#and then they're like 'oh look at all this fluid we pulled from her lungs - HEART FAILURE'#my dudes that is a mannequin made for this documentary YOU PUT THE LIQUID IN THERE.#oh and they had acted segments in which elizabeth compares herself to 'mr shakespeare's witches'#the witches are from macbeth.#macbeth was written for james i of england.#the witches are famously linked to james i BECAUSE of his interest in witchcraft.#i guess they can add 'time travel' to list of 'things wrong with elizabeth i'#text posts
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