#rent got too high here and the location isn't worth it

[lowkeyrobin]

FOURTHGRADE ; dating hcs

warnings ; language, talk of substances, talk of like makeout stuff (not in great detail or anything but yk)

genre ; fluff

requested by ; @th0tblckgrl

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guys, he isn't dumb, he just lacks common sense I swear

he excells in tech classes and art stuff

math and science will be his downfall (real tbh)

always films you doing tricks and shit

has a whole vhs worth of film of raw, unedited footage of you two skating together (mostly you) and stupid cute shit he's caught on camera

he titles it "y/n/n <3" with a red sharpie too.

dyeing his hair w him

he never switches out that bleach & pink istg

it makes for good hangouts and stuff tho

you watch his gecko for hours while he's doing homework and shit

she's just so adorable omg

he likes you on top when you're making out and shit

he loves being straddled and being able to hold you by the waist and shit

he's not super clingy or anything but he loves his hand holding and cuddles

he has acne, and if you do too, oh my lord match made in heaven

he loves tracing your scars with his infamous red sharpie and it stains your face for almost a day lmao

he likes picking at your bacne just through impulsive thoughts

"ow! Jesus christ!"

"sorry! it was ready to pop, I swear"

dude Ray loves you two together sm

he's your biggest shipper <3

fuckshit constantly teases you two

I personally hc that fourthgrade is asexual so here's context for the next one

since he's ase (and even if you are two! me too twin) you guys don't take it all that sexual, and gets a little icked when the guys make jokes about you two fucking sometimes

most the time he laughs it off but other days he's just eughhh

and you instantly turn to whoever made the joke and silently shake your head and do the 'you're dead sign' with a respectful face iykwim

he likes staring in your eyes sometimes and getting lost in them

when he's writing movie scripts for fun, he uses you as a faceclaim (along with the other boys tbh) for whatever lead there is or the leads love intrest/best friend. everytime without fail

basically just fanfiction about you two

again like fuckshit, friendship before relationship

matching belts or band shirts

if you also dye your hair fun colors, he dyes it for you

movie nights every night I swear

getting high with him in the dead of night on a friday/saturday night >>>>

hugging him from behind too 💔💔💔

I'm not like trying to infantilize him, he's just a softie for u

stealing shopping carts and bringing them back to skate locations is just a tradition

a lot of times Ray and Fuckshit are busy and they leave ruben and stevie with you so you guys are basically a little family doing fun shit

skating around town, going to the public pool, chilling inside gas stations, renting movies, trauma dumping etc

you're literally just ruben and stevies parents

the ultimate comedy group too 💀

shit, you, fourth, fuckshit and ray are actually way too funny when you're super drunk/high at parties

like you'll be in your own corner watching over ruben and stevie playing uno and start talking about testicul bombs and radioactive cum??? (based on a true story)

alr that's all I got I hope u enjoyed LOL

[fizziefactory]

Profile: ✒ Therapist Fizzy

Model: Therapist Fizzy

Nicknames: “Therapist!Fizzy”, “Thizzy”, “Shrinky” (given by Doc, if you use it, he assumes you've met (also he hates you))

Pronouns (preference in order): he/him | it/its | they/them

Height: 4’6”

Can always be found at: The “Fizzy Clinic” located in the Sloth Ring

Vibes: I don't work here — Tom Cardy || || Get used to it — Ricky Montgomery || My R — Annapantsu (cover) [tw: suicide]

Features

Always wears a pair of purple glasses with thick glass. They are fully functional and very cheap, they often break when Doctor!Fizzy comes around

Slightly hunched over, “pencil-neck”

Never smiles, which is impressive considering how they're designed

Right eye is cracked. Doc caused the incident, and the company doesn't cover damages caused by other fizzies. Nearly blind in said eye, the glasses help a Little, but Thizzy mostly uses them to hide his eyes rather than get any actual use out of them

A tear in the silicone skin has been stitched together right above the right eye

Functions

Provides cheap therapy for hellborne at the Fizzy Clinic, but can also be rented out if so desired, for example if you're a sinner in the Pride Ring who can't get to Sloth.

Performs psych-evaluations on other fizzies, making sure that they're able to perform their tasks.

Issues system resets if a fizzy is not able to recover enough to perform anymore.

Rarely: Handles fizzies that need intensive psychiatric care, but generally, it's 1. Not his jurisdiction, and 2. Not worth the company's time. It’s quicker and cheaper to just scrap them and start anew.

Connections

Belphegor: Working in the Sloth Ring under Mammon, the Fizzy Clinic is a part of a collaboration between the 2 sins.

Asmodeus: He designed him.

Mammon: He works for him and is considered his “boss”.

Doctor!Fizzy: They got booted up on the same day, and are stationed at the same clinic. Doc is very fond of Thizzy. Thizzy can't stand him.

Maid!Fizzy: He issued the factory reset and the process of deleting its memories. He knows everything it went through.

Manager!Fizzy: The boss of the Fizzy Factory works closely at times with Thizzy when he does his routine checkups on all fizzies. Thizzy can't stand him either-

All Fizzies: All fizzies on this blog have at some point gotten evaluated by Thizzy. He knows some of them better than they do themselves. If you've got a fizzy, it's high time that you had a sit down with Thizzy too.

Mind

Thizzy puts on a facade, like most fizzies do, nothing special about it. It's more effective, you don't get your job done by whining and throwing a tantrum. You just get scrapped.

Listening to all of these people's problems day in and day out though, having nobody to turn to yourself.. it fucks you up man. It makes you numb, because how do your process all this misery, when you have no tools to do so?

That's partly why he doesn't poke and prod. Partly because he isn't told to do so, this is cheap therapy after all, even if those down on their luck see this as an opportunity to get affordable health care... but also because he can't handle opening himself up to all these people. The people in Hell, mind you.

Not to mention all the horror stories the fizzies bring along with them... bots like Maid!Fizzy.

Thizzy might seem like an uncaring asshole, but it's a survival tactic if nothing else. His biggest secret is that he actually cares immensely...

This is really all there's gonna be for the rest of his existence, huh?

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