#remind me next time I'm bored to make that into an aks game

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

I threw this into a draft when I left for the trip so I’mma just tag @rosesisupposes and attach the pic of her ask because I lazy.

Ask:

Favorite thing about him: He’s such a drama boi. I know how damn cliched that sounds but it’s true!!! All his funny little quirks and quick songs and dramatic gestures and SWORD all link to his drama and I love him for it.

Least favorite thing about him: I know that it just comes from his internalized insecurities and need to be confident and proud for fear that if he slips he’ll go down and everyone will see what a fraud he is, but when ever he lashes out and puts someone down (like Logan or Virgil) it makes me smad.

Favorite line: Whoever burned down the library of Alexandria, your mom’s a hoe “Time out for thee, time out for thee; listen to issues or listen to me”

brOTP: Literally all the credit for it goes to @blinksinbewilderment but brotherly/friendly prinxiety man. That’s some damn good content right there. I’m also rather partial to the Best Bitches Forever of him and Remy.

OTP: What day of the week is it because buddy oh boy the correct answer to this question is ALL OF THEM- royality? So pure. So disastrous given those two lack proper brain cells but still. The fluff. The love. The beauty of it. It’s so soft I canNOT Prinxiety? The original ship I ever had for Roman, when I was a babey in this fandom. It’s still good, fucking fight me mate. Enemies to friends to lovers always gets me. Also them throwing ‘insults’ while also like. Sitting on the couch and cuddling. Just. Just think about it. It’s so them. It’s so perfect. Logince? Roses I know you call them Shakespearean gays and honestly it’s the perfect name for them. They fight even more than prinxiety but it’s OKAY because it’s dumb gay and smart gay (but also the dumb gay is smart and the smart gay can be dumb) and they’re opposites attract and it’s PERFECT AND I LOVE THEM. Roceit? Drama gays. Don’t even @ me they’re the most drama gays to drama gay. They’d be constantly flirting with each other it’s almost unhealthy. And I’m not sure if my ace arse is certified to say this, but I’d like to propose they may just be the sexiest couple. Creativisleep? GODS OF OLYMPUS IT’S GOOD. I’m a little (read: majorly) biased because of my boi but just ????? the two idiots??? they, like royality, have no brain cells, but unlike royality sometimes they’ll identify somethings a Bad Idea and do it anyways because it’s FUN and I love it. It’s also the ship where they’re both ‘I can’t be flustered’ and then the other comes along with one (1) smooth word and they're blushing as red as a rose.

nOTP: Remrom. I don’t think I need to say more.

Random headcanon: Okay, you know how Roman is like. the gayest of the sides? Headcanon that this is to make up for the fact that when he was first around, he wasn’t gay. At all. Assuming Roman formed before/during Thomas’s ‘girl phase’ Thomas would have deemed gay something he shouldn’t be/like due to that religious upbringing. Which would mean Remus would be more ‘in charge’ of it. Which means Roman would be completely against it. Eventually, when Thomas more accepted himself, there would have been a shift in where that gay inspiration lay, and Roman would absolutely want to OWN IT, not only because it was now part of his job, but to try and make up to his host for, in a way, helping to keep Thomas in that mentality that gay isn’t good.

Unpopular opinion: I’m really bad at these. Uh. Where does the fandom in general lie on Roman having legs? I’m on the side he doesn’t. So uh. Take that one.

Song I associate with them: Probably doesn’t help I’ve recently been binging listening to the Steven Universe soundtrack but Haven’t You Noticed. From that. Also Fabulous from HSM2 (Minorly cheating but like. Gay Disney Prince anybody)

Favorite picture of them: Any pic with him and his sword.