#reddit 'unisex toilet' vs 'ladies toilet' meme features a toilet that looks identical with two different outcomes lol literal nonsense

[13thpythagoras]

tw gross / biology / hot take (lol sorry I'm having to design the same type of signs for my bathrooms lol)

Chivalrous alternative for my well hung brothas out there who cannot sit on the toilet and pee with any dignity:

Take a knee to take a pee

no on the real, I know a lot of guys were raised by single moms or dads who were shall we say unenlightened on this topic, so this info is news to many

but you have to take a knee to take a pee if you're a guy with a dick longer than 4 inches lol sitting on the toilet with any kind of a dick is just rough. Even taking a poo without intimately humping porcelain is basically "my own personal Vietnam" lol and I'm sure every guy with a dildo dick deals with this... ngl peeing with a bent dick is the fast lane to a UTI and if you sit down on the toilet as a remotely well-hung guy you're either humping internal toilet porcelain or bending yourself in there to avoid such contact thus one cannot sit and pee without basically burning the insides of your urethra lmao thus it's just essential to take a knee to pee as a guy who's remotely well hung... and side note obviously I've been searching for one toilet out there with space for a dick and it doesn't exist, it's a unique and original thought, sadly and apparently #bathroombiology

and it all almost went without saying that peeing standing up is a non-starter, it just results in a firehose of spashback and unless you're ready to thoroughly mop multiple times after each pee then just pull a ffkn Kaep and take a damn knee to take a pee lol

meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):