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Oh, Sweet Child of Mine (Pt. 11)
Platonic Whitebeard Crew & Reader-Insert
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Warnings: Yandere behavior (somehow I think I managed to loop Teach into it now too, so congrats, you've charmed a bastard man). If you find yandere content uncomfortable, please do block the tag 'oh sweet child of mine' as well as any relevant variations to 'one piece yandere'.
Do not tolerate this behavior in real life.
Stay safe and have fun!
If my mental math is correct, I should finish this in 4~ish more chapters. So we're nearing the end!
Also, surprisingly sympathetic take on Teach's backstory, didn't know I had it in me. This is assuming the fan theory that he's from a winter island and was with Whitebeard since he was young, btw.
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Teach grinned as his new crew set the sails to leave the small island he’d recruited them from. Dawn was just breaking and he wanted to make good time—just in case he already had tails from his old crew. He wasn’t entirely sure how much of a head start he had given the rush he was in to ensure Thatch didn’t eat the fruit. Decades looking for it and he nearly lost his chance again.
He adjusted your limp body under his arm for a moment, enjoying the palpable feeling of his power increasing from the contact. The shadows seemed to writhe hungrily at his senses, eagerly awaiting his command in a way they simply didn’t without you. You… well, you were a bit of last minute surprise as well. Sure, in theory, he could just take your fruit but he wasn’t confident it would work the same way. And he couldn’t risk wasting it if it didn’t. Besides, you’re the perfect bait.
He has the power. He has the plan. Now he just needs the reputation to become the Pirate King. And what better way than taking down his old crew one at a time? Sowing chaos to fracture them until Oyaji is too weak to stand against him and properly claim rise to his lofty goals as ‘Blackbeard’. Killing Thatch would certainly get someone on his ass, though he was torn between commanders as to who it could be. Izo was sore enough about losing old friends, and Marco may feel responsible as first mate. But Ace—well, he was a spitfire at the best of times and his old commander to boot.
Taking you was sort of like kicking the hornet’s nest. While also becoming even more powerful in a single move. How could he not do it?
The minor issue of ensuring you never have a chance of squirming away was easily solved with a bit of chain. It’s not like you were particularly strong, though you were smart enough to not do anything too risky—which he appreciated really. Though he’d prefer you sticking around willingly if only to not have to carry you every time you fell asleep.
Teach chuckled a little to himself as he returned to his newly minted quarters. You were wearing down pretty fast the longer he was ‘on the run’. No real chance to properly rest or recuperate from what must be a stressful situation—for you at least. If he neglected to feed you every now and then it only helped ensure you were weaker than before. Who knows, he might not even need the chain if this kept up.
Teach set you down on the sparse bed, unhooking his end of the chain to secure it to the latch on the wall. It wasn’t like he was going to use the bed himself. He paused a moment to watch as you curled up against the wall, completely dead to the world.
Heh. Cute.
He didn’t get why Oyaji recruited the way he did. Pretending to be a big family when they were actually just a band of pirates taking what they wanted. Too soft for a man with the strength to do anything he desired. Too many vulnerabilities. But every so often he thought he understood it… a little. Late night parties with lighthearted competition. Long running arguments about inane subject that both parties are a little too invested in to be serious.
Teach reached down and removed your glasses, examining the cracked lens. Bending it in the light to watch it refract as he considered your position. His prisoner and, technically, first mate. Though he wouldn’t be having you fight—not that he’d trust you to fight for him right now. He had the absolute upper hand over you. Chose to stay his hand. Because you had use to him.
He heard you shudder a little and paused, setting the thick glasses down. You were cold—weak body sensitive to the relative chill in the room. Unbidden, he remembered long, cold nights on his home island in the snow. Powerless and unsure if he’d survive to see daylight again.
Until Oyaji found him. A small, frail part of his chest ached at the memory. The sheer relief that he was safe now. His next meal guaranteed at no cost. No more cold, lonely nights. Even now, he calls him that. Oyaji. Despite fully planning to kill him. The idea didn’t conflict in his head. It was simply the way of things. Old replaced by the new. What higher respect could he pay his father-figure than personally ensuring his demise to further his own prospects? To step out of the shadows and get rid of one of the few people alive that can remember the sad, pathetic child in the snow?
Perhaps this strange sense of sentiment was his own, personal weakness. Crafted by a man too weak of heart to truly conquer the seas.
Teach shrugged off his coat, laying it over you gently. Chuckling when you stopped trembling.
He was a pirate. He could indulge in whatever vice he wanted… though perhaps cautiously. It wouldn’t do to deride Oyaji for something he, himself, was guilty of in excess.
He didn’t get why Marco took you. Why Oyaji agreed to take you in. Well, aside from your devil fruit. But the soft glove approach smacked of weakness given your surprisingly stubborn refusal.
But the slow, rolling satisfaction that settled in his chest knowing that he made sure you weren’t cold… he thought he could understand Oyaji a little better now. Why he kept picking up strays everywhere he went so indulgently in the same way he’d sneak sips of good booze when the nurses weren’t looking.
It was a strange, frail sort of pride to partake in. Pride at providing. But Teach learned at Oyaji’s knee to take enjoyment from the little things in life.
Besides, it wasn’t like you could sell him out or take advantage of what scraps he gave you. As long as you behaved, he supposed there was no problem in these small gestures of kindness. So long as you never forgot your place, that is.
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Luffy laughed, loudly and with glee as his older brother teased his crew. He was so proud of the people he’d recruited so far and wanted Ace to see what he did. Those bright, beautiful sparks that drew Luffy like a moth to flame. The spark that Ace himself had since they were children that only grew since they parted. Ace was still hurt, a little broken inside, but it had healed since they last met.
“Why are you here, anyhow?” Nami asked, “I thought Whitebeard mostly stuck to the New World?” Ever inquisitive, Luffy’s smile widened at how clever his navigator was. Ace scowled, tipping his head towards the man he brought with him.
Pineapple. Well, Ace called him ‘Marco’ but obviously Pineapple was better. Tall and blond with bright blue eyes—achingly reminding him of Sabo but different enough that Luffy could barely see the ghost of his other brother.
“We’re tracking down a traitor. He tried to kill one of our own and kidnapped another.” Pineapple scowled with dark eyes. Luffy’s crew was shocked—giving Luffy the impression that this was an even bigger deal than he first thought.
“A nakama-killer? Who?” Ussop asked breathlessly, “What kind of monster would make it out from a Yonko ship after that?!”
“Teach.” Ace hissed in a way that reminded Luffy of the few times he said Bluejam or Celestial Dragon. Fire flickering between his teeth. “He goes by ‘Blackbeard’ now. Promise me if you run into him you won’t fight him, Lu. He nearly killed Thatch. You’re not strong enough to fight him yet.”
Luffy made a noise of surprise, both at Ace’s words and the name.
“Hey, didn’t we already run into him?” Zoro asked, glancing at Luffy for confirmation. Luffy remembered the weird pirate well. Poor taste in food and rude as hell.
“Yeah, we did actually. Weird guy with a weird laugh. With the tired four-eyes.” The two looked at Luffy sharply. “I almost got in a fight with him but he weirded me out.”
“Tired four eyes?” Ace asked with a pissed off expression. Luffy felt a small twinge of guilt for not helping the stranger at the time, but something inside him whispered ‘not yet’.
“Yeah. They were connected with a chain. Thought he had a slave or something but Nami said it wasn’t quite right.” Luffy explained. Nami nodded, tensing slightly as the two looked at her for more answers.
“Well, usually slaves just have the collar. And he didn’t make any demands or order them around. They just had to… follow him. He even yanked them by accident and apologized. Most slave owners don’t bother with that.” Nami huffed.
Luffy pouted. They looked promising. He even felt… weird when they were around. Like he was stronger somehow. His heart like a steel drum in his chest. Like he felt when he was around his nakama. But they lacked a… spark. Like they lost it and Luffy didn’t know how to give it back. Almost tried anyway but his crew stopped him.
He hoped that next time they found that spark again. He’d love to have them on his crew.
Ace nodded.
“We’re getting close, at least. Hopefully we’ll catch up to them soon. Who knows, we might be able to introduce you guys properly!” Ace grinned, the edges a little sharp like he was suggesting dine-in-dashing when they were kids and hunting crocodiles was too much of a hassle. Luffy grinned.
“I wanna meet them again! Hey! Hey! Ace, do you think they’d join my crew?” Luffy cackled when Pineapple and Ace jolted at the question. Ace narrowed his eyes, clicking his tongue with a thin smile.
“Oi! Don’t go stealing from my crew, you little shit!” Ace hooked his arm around Luffy’s neck stretching it out as he gave Luffy a noogie through his hat.
Luffy squirmed, crying out at the unfairness.
“Ack! Aaaaccee~! They look cool. Though really tired! I promise to take good care of them! Ace!” Luffy complained. Arms failing uselessly as Ace kept him pinned in place. “Ace!”
Luffy’s crew watched with wide eyes as Pineapple smirked from his spot against the wall.
Okay, that felt a little like Sabo.
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You looked out at the growing island, Banaro, chain wrapped around your waist so it wouldn’t drag across the deck. You knew that Teach would come over shortly to reattach it to his bracelet. For the past couple of months, he’d given you relative freedom while at sea and restricting your movement once they got close enough to an island. For the most part, you’d been avoiding the crew, which Teach encouraged.
Probably to make sure you didn’t get any outside help, not that you felt confident you would have received any if you’d asked.
The closest chances to escape you’ve noticed was the revolutionary early into your capture with Teach and Straw Hat—surprisingly. Not that you think Teach knew that.
Though the occasional spotting of a sea king was also promising, Teach had them firmly sail in whatever direction was away from potential pods. Kill joy.
Anyway, it wasn’t that Straw Hat was stronger than Teach, he was definitely a bit too green to manage it given Teach’s decades at sea.
But… that devil fruit of his.
It called out to you. Boundless as the horizon. A drumbeat that vibrated your soul. A call to… something. Something just out of your reach. And you had the sense that if you had only known what that ‘something’ was, Straw Hat would have thrown hands the minute he saw you.
The pirate seemingly breathing in sync with his fruit, only held back by how weak he was currently. Which was a strange thing to sense. Usually fruits were just not utilized well. They didn’t typically hold such obvious power that the user simply was unable to access it at that time.
It felt elastic. Snappy and twisting in a way that you found delightful. Made you want to laugh without even hearing what he was saying.
You smiled a little. Strangely optimistic for the first time in a long time.
Pirate King, huh?
… Somehow, you felt as though Straw Hat Luffy would shake the world. And despite being a ex-marine, you looked forward to it.
Hopefully, you’d be in a position to see it for yourself.
#one piece yandere#yandere whitebeard crew#platonic yandere#reader insert#oh sweet child of mine#reader making everyone yandere istg#really got that rizz#not always a good thing tho#yandere blackbeard#yandere ace#yandere marco
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#he still got it
BRANDY NORWOOD and PAOLO MONTALBAN as Queen Cinderella and King Charming
Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024)
#*#descendants#descendants the rise of red#cinderella 1997#brandy norwood#paolo montalban#filmedit#moviegifs#userbeckett#filmgifs#cinemapix#tvandfilm#cinematv#pocedit#dailyflicks#asiantheatrenet#userbbelcher#userveronika#usernhy#userstream#dang i really botched the colouring of this scene. oh well :)#but also i just can't get enough of this sweet reunion#also also my man still got that rizz from 1997
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learning a lot of new things about themselves in this relationship lol
edit: if for some reason the first part isn't loading you can see it here??? don't know what tumblr is doing right now
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#pokemon#pokemon swsh#pokemon sv#pokemon masters ex#larry#kabu#larrykabu#aokabu#silverstreakshipping#afterworkshipping#firebland#kablarry#z art#z comic#i actually think sock garters look a bit silly but#got that middle-aged man rizz#larry tries to be sexy with them on purpose later and it gets really awkward and ridiculous
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oh im deranged about them actually
#one piece#portgas d. ace#yamato#yamace#my art#ace really did go to onigashima to kill a man and got rizzed up by his son instead huh#so true king
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Hanto the Romantic? 🌹
The episode 11 preview broke me guys
#kamen rider#仮面ライダー#kamen rider gavv#kamen rider valen#inoue shouma#shouma stomach#karakida hanto#amane sachika#chocogummy#hanto has rizz? ofc not it’s an imposter#episode 10 was really good#i got my shipping fuel and can’t wait for more#my art <3
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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago
#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head#if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already#or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings#or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound#and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable#things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club#or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married#basically#eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so#he had nothing to really compare it to#but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie#eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them#however#buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting#eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi#they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#get him out of there#let eddie free so he can finally have game#omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive#you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween
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batfam as things i and others have said pt 4
(these make me so happy so id be expecting them for a while)
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dick after getting bit by mosquitoes: it looks like a vampire with bad dental hygiene bit me
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jason after drinking straight from the tap: whys dad offended at what water i use? he’s second hand offended. mates out here making new emotions
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tim: the computer showed me things I didn’t wanna see
bruce: she showed you the truth?
tim: she showed me the future
alfred: do i need to get you two help
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the rest of the family: talking about normal life things
jason, tim and damian: talking about how they’d survive a zombie apocalypse
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jason: im playing with death here
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dick: i got an evi- email today
jason: you got an evil email?
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cass to steph while trying to flirt: you have such eyes
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pt 1 pt 2 pt 3
#jason todd#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#dc#damian wayne#bruce wayne#also crazy of me but context for the playing with death one i was trying to flirt with thanatos in hades no life or death situations here#alfred pennyworth#stephanie brown#cassandra wayne#stephcass#also tim and bruce are basically me and my dad lmao#and i will answer if anyone ever wants context which I don’t think people will but it’s really funny sometimes#also cass got that tism rizz#i never thought id say that but yes#and me headcanoning jason as having adp is back b!tches
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Is he naked he’s naked isn’t he
#book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls#people already know this but the reality has just set in for me#we really got flashed#lmao#he has 1000 rizz#why did I say that
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I get why people often headcanon sampo as very promiscuous like I get where they're coming from but personally I just think the man is absolutely rizzless. Idk I think it's a combination of the disproportionately negative attitude of pretty much everyone towards him and just his general way of talking. I just think he'd go up to someone and say some cheesy ass pickup line and they'd promptly kick him in the balls
#I swear to god there's got to be some actual reason people canonically hate him#like I get it he's a con man but even the protagonists generally dislike him and he really didn't do anything bad to them at all#I want it to be a curse or something I think that would be funny#cursed to have absolutely negative rizz#oh and I need to be clear he's one of my favorite characters in the game for exactly this reason#this is not sampo hate in the slightest#sampo koski#hsr sampo#honkai star rail
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u guys know those “giving my Italian husband (x) food/(x) American thing” tik toks. well yeah Hetalia Prumano semi-rare pair attack
my friend and I have been. Obsessed with those. Why does she. Why. It’s like aggravating a chihuahua for views and it’s the most entertainment. Tbh. This art looks SO shitty but the Prumano brain rot is too real for me… Also I saw the pizza burger irl the other day and I don’t wanna talk about it
#to quote my friend#“IS THE PUSSPUSS SO GOOD YOU STAY AND DRINK FRENCH WINE??? IS IT REALLY THAT GOOD??”#tried to make them look as close to canon as possible while still mainrinainf my headcanons I guess#this is so cringe but idgaf atp#prumano#romapru#Lovino Vargas#Gilbert Beilschmidt#aph prussia#hws prussia#aph romano#aph south italy#hws romano#hws south italy#my (f)art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#hetalia fanart#hetalia#aph#hws#Prumano is so real honestly#it’s literally canon trust me. Trust#skibidi rizz or something#I TRIED TO MAKE LOVI LOOK ITALIAN AS POSSIBLE#FUCKIN. Dude idk how Italian are supposed to be besides vague hand gestures#hopefully this looks okay. Idk any Italians got advice lmk cause I wanna do Lovi justice#Gilbert is just. Based off my friend#Gil is so adhd coded actually#anyway yeah by
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me realizing that my rdr2 hyperfixation is actually a new special interest that is altering the way I view myself and the world around me
#I can’t hear anybody mention anything about rdr2 without feeling excitement in my whole body#god bless my fiancé he’s such a sweetheart I feel so bad for him#he got to hear me scream so loudly with so much excitement just because a podcast we were listening to mentioned arthur morgan#I was like shit I’m so sorry I just got so excited and I got really loud#and he said I don’t have to apologize#he thinks it’s cute#autism rizz strikes again#rdr2#red dead 2#red dead redemption 2#autism#actually autistic#actually autistic adult#actually audhd
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Apart of me mourns the fact Saiko isn't canon to the manga because it would have been very interesting if she was a long-term rival to Momo.
And also really, really funny.
I mean. She's basically Yaomomo's own personal Monoma.
Saiko was proud and ego driven, and had total faith in her own intelligence. Her Quirk is literally IQ (Putting aside the fact IQ is kinda crack science but y'know.) Her power is being smarter than everyone all the time.
And yet she was outsmarted by Momo.
Momo, without the need of a intelligence based Quirk. Outsmarted a natural born genius whose thoughts and planning was getting quicker every time she drank fucking tea. And you're telling me Saiko was OKAY with never getting back at her? Oh no girl got both crush and a new nemesis that day.
I 100% believe not only does Saiko's school never stop hearing about a "Yaoyorozu" but is forced to witress Saiko's caffeine fuelled obsession with getting her own back in the form of more and more pretentious mind games. To which Momo is like "Oh she wishes to play chess with me? That's lovely I am glad she holds no ill will against me for the exam :)"
Momo wins the game and Saiko breaks her cup with a shaky smile and watering eyes.
#my hero academia#momo yaoyorozu#yaomomo#saiko intelli#saimomo#mha#bnha#rambles#thoughts#Yaomo really got that autistic rizz#Got the weirdo lesbians obsessed with her#shitpost#kinda
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There is no greater love than that of an autistic bisexual towards a pathetic fictional man with absolutely no rizz
#speaking from personal experience that seems to describe a lot of my fictional crushes#(note that some of these are just me assuming a lack of rizz based on just how pathetic they are)#disco bear#cactus gunman#avery pokemon#magma admin tabitha#whisper yokai watch#various smug villagers from animal crossing (olaf and pietro are like my top 2 faves)#roulxs kaard#spamton g spamton#karamatsu matsuno#i even had a phase for a hot minute like last year or the year before where i got fixated on johnny bravo of all characters#then there's marvin the martian/commander x2 and n gin who definitely have the pathetic part down#the rizz tho? still debatable#i mean they could easily sway ME with their charms but I'm Weird™️#special mention goes to gordie pokemon who's only *slightly* pathetic and has HELLA rizz but the fandom at large won't accept canon on that#really I'd argue these guys have rizz but like an unintentional autistic rizz that only another autistic person would appreciate#and yes i do headcanon ALL of the aforementioned characters as being autistic
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so part 35 of malevolent is basically just the bachelor for arthur lester, right?
#like we go from scratch telling arthur that he is his favorite#to oscar being a sweetheart like “you're clearly trying to do good and I will do all I can to help”#to noel immediately asking arthur if he's married and believing everything he says#these men are CLEARLY fighting over arthur#I guess he's really just got that pathetic guy rizz yk?#an eldritch being and his wet cat#malevolent pod#malevolent
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guys hear me out if we do have a s4:
if it’s good: yay new content and happy yay
if it’s bad: yay new content and we can just act like it didn’t happen
boom how about we be glad if it happens and if it doesn’t it doesn’t
how about we enjoy whatever kind of content they give us after a decade and enjoy having will and hannibal and everyone else again
#i really hope this makes sense#i wouldnt care if we got s4 or not#or if s4 sucked#like if it sucks ill still be happy and watch it and if it’s really bad ill still be happy but just act like it’s not canon#i was in the ofmd fandom when s2 came out and people sucked over it#they hated on it for no reason#you asked for the next season like what??#i just want a fandom to be happy over whatever we get or not#autism#adhd#hannibal#gay#rizz?#hannibal lecter#hannigram#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham
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i might be obsessed with this man
the first two are redraws (cutscene from game and a pic of danny gonzalez)
originals:
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#wriothesley#really light genshin archon story spoilers#I was so excited when the story mentioned cannibals but then it turned out to be fake :///#genshin coop is so wild#one moment a 15 year old is calling u skibidi every 2 min and the next a 40 year old tries to rizz u up#also got called emo for my music taste#😭😭😭
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