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whalleyrulz · 1 year ago

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halloween 2023

33) TRICK 'R TREAT

and so another best month ends the way they always do: with the annual watching of trick 'r treat, the most halloween movie a movie can get

i was trying to work out why i love halloween so much while watching this this year. it's not a holiday i grew up with, obviously - until what, two, three years ago? halloween didn't exist in australia. i never got the childhood rush of "holy shit a day where i can be a ghoulie and get sweet treats for me to eat" or any nostalgia for that

and it's not like i have nostalgia for the weather either... not really. again, australia doesn't have halloween weather. period. deciduous trees are rare down under, and especially growing up in queensland, i never really experienced the way american cold can get--even on days like yesterday, where it really wasn't all that cold, considering. somewhere from 6 to 10c, or around 40-50f. (but i will say: i was clearly born for this, because my mood starts to get better and better the colder it gets, and falling leaves makes me swoon, and i have a deep regret that i never got to be a hopelessly romantic problematic teenager with leaves covering the ground and the smell of fireplaces and a touch of the promise of snow on the air)

and i definitely didn't have nostalgia for horror. i actually hated horror movies until genuinely around 2010. i couldn't stand them. i got nightmares so easy (still do, but they're friends now) and i hated being scared (ahah nope not any more). i genuinely ran from spooky movies when they'd be on, in broad daylight, surrounded by people. and ones not even that bad

but then, The Scene came. where anna paquin starts to change, and she's got the wild dark eyes, and the horrible teeth, and i realized i'd been grinning like a loon for ten minutes, and she looks so fucking beautiful, the way she's about to do some slaughter, and i remembered

i'm a sick little queer freak babes it's the season for sick little queer freaks and it's the season for me i love you all happy halloween forever

#halloween #31 days of horror #horror movies #trick r treat

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lovingpetboysandmen · 2 years ago

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WELCOME!! PLEASE READ!!

Hey, I’m Beau!! This is my writing account [mainly 18+ content]. And i want to lay out rules and TW/CWs before we get started :) !

I am dyslexic so i apologize for any spelling mistakes even though i proof read my writings!

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW/INTERACT:

!! THIS IS BLOG CONTAINS NSFW, KINK, AND DARK CONTENT !!

DONT LIKE THEN PLEASE BLOCK OR DONT READ!!

DNI INTERACT IF:

you are under 18, i AM NOT, and WILL NOT be responsible for you or what you see/read/interact with online.

- you are racist, homo/transphobic, send anon hate, bully or harass, or are discriminatory in anyway shape or form. THIS BLOG IS A SAFE AND FUN SPACE!! THIS BEHAVIOR WILL HAVE YOU BLOCKED AND REPORTED IMMEDIATELY!!

- you are an MLM or Trans fetishisizer, again safe and fun space. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

WHAT DO I WRITE? :

Content:

X Reader, Character x Character VERY RARELY

NB Reader, GN Reader, Trans Reader, Male Reader [Mainly what i write], Fem Reader, and Unspecified Reader

Hybrids/Petboys/Anihumans, A/B/O, Monster Fucking, Ovipostion, Petplay, Primal Play, Breeding/Breeding Kink, Cum Play/Eating, Cum Inflation, Corruption, Religious/Religiously Themed, Unprotected Sex, Size Kink/Difference, Bimbofication/Dumbification, Hard Dom, Soft Dom, Service Dom, Brat/Brat Taming, Spanking, Hair Pulling, Temp Play, Threesomes/Foursomes/Gangbangs/Orgy, Squirting, Dub-con/CNC, Sadism, Masochism, Sadomasochism, Femdom, Pegging, Sounding, Voyerism, Expeditionism/Public Sex, Edging/Cum Control, Overstimulation, Begging, Omorashi, Somnophilia, Rough Sex, Praise, Degration, Power Difference, Impact Play, Breathplay/Choking, Bondage, Cuckhold, Lactation/Breastfeeding/Nipple Sucking/Nipple Play

DARK CONTENT ON REQUEST!!

WHO DO I WRITE FOR? :

Haikyuu

MHA

Marvel/MCU

Slashers/Horror Movies

DBD

Creepypasta

Genshin

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JJK

Demon Slayer

Mob Psycho

Bleach

One Punch

JoJo’s Bizarre adventure

Kill La Kill

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Assassination Classroom

Sk8 the Infinity

Black Clover

Free!!

Castlevania

Saiki K

Avatar the Last Airbender

Legend of Korra

Transformers

TMNT

What i write the most just depends on what my hyperfixation at the time is. if there’s a fandom you’d like to see me write for don’t be afraid to ask

WHAT I DONT WRITE! :

AGE PLAY/DDLG/MDLB/DDLB/MDLG!!! I am fine with mommy/daddy kinks. and i’m fine with write SFW little space things. BUT I WILL NOT BE SEXUALISING LITTLE SPACE OR PURPOSELY ACTING LIKE A CHILD!!!

I WILL NOT WRITE NSFW OF MINOR CHARACTERS!!! If they have been canonically aged up at the end or some point in their series, then i will write using the CANON aged up versions of them. I WILL NOT USE AGING UP AS AN EXCUSE TO WRITE NSFW OF MINOR CHARACTERS WHO ARE STILL CANONICALLY MINORS!!!

OC x CC!!! Nothing against this. I do it. I think it’s cute. But i want to make content that can appeal and make sense to all people. so sorry babes :((

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nellie-elizabeth · 6 years ago

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Suits: Rocky 8 (8x11)

There are still some things to enjoy about this show, although I'll admit I heard the news that Season Nine will be its last with a great sense of relief.

Cons:

I understand that this show is never going to be realistic to the way an actual law firm runs, but there are just some things that stick out to me as being really funny, unintentionally, about the way Louis is supposed to act as managing partner. At the firm I work at, the position is something passed between partners, and it's certainly a position of honor, but it's more like being the person who sets the message. Here, it's like Louis is supposed to be a babysitter and interfere with the specific clients that Harvey and Robert choose to take. That's... not what Louis' job should be. It makes no sense at all. And Donna trying to push him into taking more responsibility fell really flat for me. It's been only a couple of days, and already Donna is telling him he's a failure because Harvey and Robert are taking on a difficult case? Sheesh.

Also, I know this ultimately isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but Zane Specter Litt Wheeler Williams is a mouthful and it's still dumb that people can just fight to get their name on the wall. What happens in a couple of years when Katrina wants that honor? It's getting silly.

Pros:

Harvey and Robert's case has to do with someone throwing a boxing match. I liked all the ups and downs, and how Louis steps in and comes up with a solution that gets their client mostly off the hook, and also humiliates their rival, as revenge for what he did to Jessica. I like it when we can get a solid win, but this win was complex. Harvey finds out the truth, but almost lets a struggling boxer take the fall, when the guy was just trying to do what's best for his family. His client gets what he wants, for the most part, but still has to take a small hit, and while the humiliation does come through, it doesn't change the fact that Jessica has been disbarred in New York.

Robert and Harvey's banter is pretty fun. They do a lot of back-and-forth about the Rocky movies, and it's nice to see Harvey being his normal goofy self. They're even going to go back to Harvey's place to watch Creed together. Adorable!

It seems we're starting a romance subplot for Donna. She really hits it off with one of the firm's clients. I don't want to make any final rulings on this as of yet, but so far I really like the chemistry between the two of them. I think I want a Harvey/Donna endgame... but I honestly don't feel all that invested in it, and Donna deserves some less complicated happiness at the end of the day.

Katrina is my favorite character on this show now. I love that she ends up getting tangled in Alex and Sam's feuding, but by the end of the episode, she's managed to find compromises that appease everyone for the most part. She owes Sam a favor, but Alex owes her a favor, and Katrina has decided what kind of a lawyer she wants to be. Obviously we got the comment at the start of the episode with Sam and Alex talking about their struggles being minorities and getting to a position of power, and that's an important narrative that should be talked about. But where I'm seeing the biggest example of overcoming adversity is in Katrina. She's a woman who is strong and who isn't afraid to kick some ass, but you can see that she's fighting against a lot of insecurity and pressure from the patriarchy. I love seeing her succeed.

I also want to talk about how great this episode is with its female characters in general. There's conflict between Donna, Katrina, and Sam, but by the end of the episode they're all giving each other compliments and then going out for drinks along with Gretchen. Scenes like these really remind me how rare it still is to see a show with multiple female characters who are allowed to have complicated relationships with one another, and here we add in that the main driving force of the story was about these women's careers. That needs to become more of the norm, but for now, I still really appreciate a story like this when I see it.

In the joke corner for this week, I thought Louis' talk to Harvey about being a wild stallion was absolutely hilarious. I think it might just be the actor's delivery, but I will never get sick of Louis being unintentionally really dirty and inappropriate with his choice of words. I also liked Donna's new potential beau. He was really charming and goofy and seemed like just the right match for her in the comedy department.

Mike got one itty bitty mention this week, but I wouldn't be me if I didn't comment on it. Robert points out that Harvey is being a hypocrite for hating on this boxer for throwing a match, when Harvey himself threw a case in the past. Harvey says: "that was to get Mike out of prison," and Robert replies that the boxer is doing the same thing for his family. This implies that Mike is Harvey's family, which of course is something we all know, but I just love it when the show brings it up so casually. Hey, now that we know Season Nine is the last one, do you think Mike will come back for an episode or two? Pretty please?

Okay - that's all for now!

8/10

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aion-rsa · 4 years ago

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20 Best Animal Crossing Villagers Ever

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The legendary Animal Crossing franchise is deserving of its iconic status for many reasons, but it’s hard to deny that part of the series’ longevity can be traced back to the memorable personalities of its villagers.

In a franchise seemingly devoid of many traditional gameplay hooks, the thrill of inviting that one villager you’ve been looking for to your Animal Crossing home regularly ranks high among the best moments in gaming. Anyone who has spent any time with these games will waste no time telling you about their favorite villagers and the way they’ll always remember the time they spent with them.

There’s no way you’ll be able to convince those fans that anyone but their favorite villagers are the best villagers in Animal Crossing, we humbly suggest these 20 icons rank high among the greatest neighbors in franchise history.

20. Ribbot

While often described as one of the few “non-animal” creatures in this series, this longtime Animal Crossing villager challenges society’s expectations by blurring the arbitrary line between frog and robot.

You may be worried by Ribbot’s decision to never carry an umbrella when it rains much like his frog companions, but the character’s rally cry of “Never rest, never rust” tells you what you need to know about his resiliency. When robots take over our world, we can only hope they have the heart and grace of Ribbot.

19. Mira

With her “big sister” personality, futuristic vibes, and recent insistence on calling everyone “cottontail,” the mysterious Mira has been stealing our hearts since she arrived in Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

Much like Cotton Eye Joe, nobody really knows where Mira comes from or where she’ll go. However, her thought bubble cry of “I want a futuristic space full of futuristic furniture!” will echo through eternity.

18. Lobo

Somewhere between Ernest Hemmingway and the grouchy old guy you lived next to growing up is Lobo: the outdoor-loving wolf with a heart of…well, certainly not gold

I don’t know what it is about this cranky purple wolf that speaks so loudly to my soul, but since Animal Crossing’s earliest days, he’s one of the wolves that I want in my village and by my side.

17. Knox

Maybe it’s because I suffer from a rare case of chicken blindness, but when I look at Knox, I don’t see a chicken; I see a noble knight.

This “Man of La Mancha’s” adventuring days may be behind him, but Knox’s ability to get medieval on the Animal Crossing series has been appreciated ever since he made his debut in Animal Crossing: City Folk

16. Lionel

Lionel’s passing resemblance to Colonel Sanders of KFC fame earns him some bonus points (as does his gentlemanly demeanor), but when I think of Lionel, I think of class.

After all, Lionel upgraded his tasteful Victorian home in Animal Crossing: New Leaf to a skyscraper penthouse in New Horizons. He’s a lion that isn’t afraid to keep up with the times, and for that, he is our cultural superior in every conceivable way.

15. Chief

With his famous saying “Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better” and his rally cry of “harrumph,” it’s easy to assume that Chief is just the jerk that his cranky personality seems to suggest he is.

Yet, Chief’s thrift store decor in New Horizons suggests that Chief is actually an ‘80s dance movie protagonist with the fire of the streets in his soul just waiting to burn down the stuffy world he was born into.

14. Marina

Some Octopuses use their eight tentacles to take eight times more than they’ll ever need and squeeze the world. Others use them to warm society with a slightly tight and surprisingly squishy embrace.

Marina is an example of the latter. This ode to joy has been brightening up Animal Crossing village since their debut in New Leaf, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

13. Beau

Beau is an enigma. He’s a lazy villager whose famous sayings include the line “You snooze, you lose.” Is this a defeated deer on the verge of a breakdown over the paths not walked?

No, as it turns out, Beau is just a naturalist whose charming personality and looks have made it easy for him to embrace a simpler lifestyle. He also owns some truly fantastic sweaters.

12. Lucha

Coming off the top rope like the Macho Man on a vengeance quest against the dastardly Hulk Hogan is Lucha: the mysterious masked wrestler who has graced many a lucky Animal Crossing players’ villages.

We don’t know much about the bird behind the mask, but Lucha’s warm personality suggests that wrestling is just his work and he does it for pay. When it’s over, he’d just as soon go on his way.

11. Raymond

It’s tempting to hate Raymond after his explosion in popularity in New Horizons, but since I suspect that Raymond is fuelled by the cries of “haters,” I’ll counter his strategy by welcoming him into the ranks of Animal Crossing’s best villagers.

Somewhere between a business cat and a fashion cat, Raymond would devour Wall Street’s Gordon Gekko in the same way that so many cats before him have devoured so many geckos before them.

10. Zucker

As a fan of the Japanese snack “Takoyaki” from which Zucker’s original Japanese name (Takoya) and elements of the character’s look are derived, I suppose you could say that I’m a bit biased in my admiration for one of Animal Crossing’s few octopus villagers.

However, it’s really the way that Zucker’s entire demeanor flies in the face of the fact that takoyaki consists of fried dough balls stuffed with minced octopus meat that leaves me no choice to respect this king of villagers.

9. Whitney

Whitney may come across as a snooty villager with a better than you attitude, but maybe you should consider the possibility that your real problem with Whitney is that she’s a class act with style to burn.

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As a wolf firmly against the idea of crying wolf, it’s clear that Whitney doesn’t play and very likely dropped out of school because of recess.

8. Fauna

Look, I’m not saying Fauna ranks this high on this list because she’s a deer who calls everyone “dearie,” but I’m also not going to insult your intelligence by sitting here and pretending that didn’t factor into this decision.

Mostly, though, it’s Fauna’s warm vibes, retro decor, and undeniably cute design that helps her stand out from some truly considerable competition.

7. Beardo

While we’re all more than a little tired of people who base their personalities on their facial hair, we’d probably all be a little more willing to put up with it if their facial hair was nearly as excellent as Beardo’s.

This ladies’ man bear doesn’t actually have a proper beard, but his mutton chops, mustache, and tweed jacket strike a figure that makes it easier than ever to overlook his smug personality and lack of namesake facial hair and just appreciate everything he is.

6. Chevre

In case you couldn’t tell from her bright big eyes that have caused lifelong enemies to end their conflicts, Chevre is a dreamer in the body of a goat.

Chevre is the kind of villager you’d do anything for. While she’d probably never ask you to do anything more than live your best life, I’d have no problem answering a 3 a.m. call from Chevre to meet her in Manhattan and help her steal some diamonds as easily as she stole our hearts.

5. Merengue

Lots of villagers make it to this prestigious list (some would say the most prestigious list) for lots of reasons, but in the case of Merengue, the reasons are almost all based on her iconic looks.

As the best “food” villager in Animal Crossing history, Merengue embraces her looks by baking up a storm whenever you visit her cafe-themed home. She’s the friend we all want in our lives if for no other reason than she’s always got a sweet roll to spare.

4. Stitches

Do I have questions about how Stitches (an apparently stuffed animal who regularly takes residency in Animal Crossing’s villages) actually came to life and gained sentience? No, I don’t, because I don’t question the good things in my life.

Stitches is one of the most visually iconic characters in Animal Crossing history as well as one of the characters that still has an element of mystery to them despite the fact that they’ve been in every AC game.

3. Marshal

This squirrel without a cause has long been one of the most desirable villagers in Animal Crossing history. Somewhere behind those “I don’t care eyes” is the insistence of millions of players everywhere who scream into the night their assurances that he does care because they care.

Marshal is one of the coolest characters in AC history as well as one of the characters that made players realize there are certain villagers they want more than any other.

2. Bob

A popular theory suggests that Bob was actually the first Animal Crossing villager the series’ developers ever created. If that is the case, then I have to commend them for having the courage to continue to create despite achieving near perfection.

Bob has long been one of the internet’s favorite Animal Crossing villagers, and the fact that so many elements of his personality seem to cater to the internet’s love for memes hardly makes his iconic status a surprise. He’s a legend that’s legacy has surpassed even his in-game attributes.

1. Lucky

If the best Animal Crossing villagers are defined by the ways they let their personality shine through relatively simple mechanics, then Lucky has to be considered one of the very best Animal Crossing villagers ever at the very least.

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This decidedly unlikely dog who is presumably covered in bandages due to various injuries embraced his new look by adopting a horror theme that makes him a favorite among genre fans everywhere. Any island would be lucky to count this legendary dog among its residents.

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