#rangers' bows suck in comparison to my GLOCK
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Realistically speaking, If I got thrown into dnd I'd be an artificer. Like I'd be so fucking pissed I'm not a sorcerer and will thrown a tantrum, but let's be real.
#but egirl artificer yk? with the bubblegum pink kitty headphones and pastel pink sniper with cinnammaroll charms#oh I'd be so salty over any sorcerer we meet bc THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME I LOVE SORCERERS#but it's just not in my blood#:“(#fucking never being a wizard btw I'd rather get stomped to death by a gaggle of nuns on skates#I'd make fun of druids too- nature can suck my ass#and I'd end up with a huge throny branch in the said ass#WHICH WAS MY PLAN ALL ALOMG- ow ow ow ow ow -1hp -1hp -1hp ow -1hp ow -1hp#rouges are edgy I refuse to work with them#rangers' bows suck in comparison to my GLOCK#oh my god literally no one would wanna team up with me I'd get eaten by a gnoll while reloading#ugh fine#paladins and clerics can stay they're hot <3#monks??? maybe just kinda lame tho like lol fists? watch 360 no scope their ass
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