#random but zanny got pushed in the river in the first five seconds of the duergar boat encounter and my headcanon isn't that she died | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

spicysaladd · 10 months ago

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meet zanaren/zanny, unrepentant robin hood type rogue with a heart of sass and gold and an intense pining for karlach (and every woman who breathes within a five mile radius) (and some men) (but mostly karlach)

she would definitely hire a very large woman to paint herself red for...reasons, perhaps while karlach watches (I'm still pre-engine repair tragically)

picrew used: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1561797

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #god she's so ffdkjhf cool #even if picrew can't properly embrace her glory yet #also staff these are MALE PRESENTING NIPPLES. BEHAVE #since dragonborn only have two body types (brick shithouse and twink) that's my story and I'm sticking to it #technically not even a single nipple present male or otherwise. anyways #normally orange would be the last color I would pick but I love the contrast with the blue!#now I just wish we could customize the secondary colors :(#they can add two separate sliders for hair highlights (ngl I only use graying to add red for a better auburn color so it counts)#but not a single scale or skin slider?#for shame #I had every intention of romancing wyll or halsin “this time for realsies” but karlach has a gravity well effect on me in every damn save #shesm so prertyy..#you get the idea #random but zanny got pushed in the river in the first five seconds of the duergar boat encounter and my headcanon isn't that she died #but that she pulled herself to shore and caught a severe chill by the time the party found her #and karlach kept her alive by hugging her through the worst of it while the others looked for professional help #(it's my headcanon I can stretch the rules. let me have giant warm woman in my dreams ok)#this turned into an accidental karlach appreciation post OOPS #not sorry #ok maybe a little sorry

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