#pregnant. just bc she doesn't trust my dad and me. ok ๐. 4d chess ass manipulation!!!!!!
Text
gooey sticky grossy
#thinking of the time my mom tried to trick me into confessing i was pregnant. WHAT IS HER DEAL.......#'mom i think i have another yeast infection. yeah i'm showing symptoms of having a yeast infection. like a yeast infection. the kind i have#a history of getting repeatedly.' her: 'ok :)' *less than a week later* 'hey i found a positive pregnancy test in your room is it yours by#any chance :) ?'#like she knows SHE KNOWSSSSS i have irregular periods. going months without it coming is normal 4 me#and she just got suspicious bc i was staying with my dad at the time.#zero evidence btw she 'threw it away' and at first i was like huh weird but we had just had a guest so maybe it#was her. then My Mom said oh no it can't be bc that guest is infertile :)#then it clicked. oh she's trying to frame me to get me to confess bc she's suddenly suspicious based on irrelevant evidence that i'm#pregnant. just bc she doesn't trust my dad and me. ok ๐. 4d chess ass manipulation!!!!!!#can she be normal for five (5) seconds. please. or upfront like at all. there was no motherfucking need 4 her to do that.#For The Record!!! i was not pregnant and if i were i would've gotten an abortion behind her back ๐#gooooooooo Fuck Yourself Mom!!!#just goes to show how little she actually knows about me that she would think that lmao#myevilposts#funny as HELL. when she finally admitted to not knowing anything about me. like i know you don't ๐.#pregnancy tw#/vent#parents tw
2 notes
ยท
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
draculazj
Draculazj
dr-hala-alansari-blog
ูุงูุฉ ุงูุงูุตุงุฑู
dr-alejandro-segebre-blog
DR ALEJANDRO SEGEBRE
doulabyheart
Untitled