#posting bc otherwise it's gonna sit. forever

[lunearobservatory]

it's bongos (ft. megan thee stallion) by the way

and in case u cant read my fucky aah handwriting in the second panel

NV: Motherfucker!! What song is this!! I must perform with it

WA: I will send 2 u LOL

learning how to draw again. slowly

[brookbee]

messy labyrinth colour study painted mostly in one layer

[quodekash]

HELLO I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO WATCH THE FIRST OS2 SIMM EPISODE 

im really hoping they do seanmaitee and not naysean for this, bc otherwise ill probably scream and riot. i love winnysatang with all my being, but their characters in this show shouldn’t be a couple in my opinion (if you ship them i have absolutely no problem with that). from memory (and i binged simm not too long ago so i think my memory is reliable), they’re literally only in the same room together once, and they dont even interact at all. SEANMAITEE, ON THE OTHER HAND, were SO CLEARLY being built towards in the show (the way maithee would hit on so many people, and sean would constantly stop him, but then when sean watched someone else hit on daonuea but didnt stop him, and the way sean always has a protective arm around maithee, and gejrdhfbghr i could talk about them forever honestly), and then the COWARDS freaking DIDNT MAKE THEM OFFICIALLY CANON???? im so salty about this and need confirmation and i will be Angry™️ if they do naysean instead of seanmaitee 

anyway, time for the actual commentary to begin (that was a really long introduction, damn) (future egg here to tell you: it gets worse. the commentary is really long on this one. it’s mostly keysmashes about seanmaithee. good luck.) 

THIS IS PROMISING, VERY VERY PROMISING, PLS P’NEW AND SCREENWRITERS AND GMMTV AND STUFF, DON’T CHICKEN OUT LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME 

im actually stressed out why am i stressed out 

im genuinely scared for what’s gonna happen 

what if they do naysean 

theyd better not do naysean, PLEASE 

grebghreb

(im literally 20 seconds in, why cant i just watch stuff without needing to spam my thoughts) 

THESE FLASHBACKS ARE SO SWEET 

SIMM HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF MY MIND BC EVERY OTHER SERIES IVE WATCHED SINCE THEN HAS BEEN SO MUCH MORE BRAINROTTY THAN THIS ONE BUT I STILL LOVE THEM 

“i still love daonuea, i love daonuea, and i love daonuea” ITS SO FREAKING SWEET WHAT THE HELL 

this has definitely been said before by like everyone, but something i love about this series in particular is how kluen was terrible at showing his emotions and feelings and inner thoughts, he was this blank slate going around and showing nothing. but then, as the series progresses, he tries harder to show nuea that he likes him. but my boy doesnt have it figured out yet, and there’s communication errors and it seems like he’s pushing himself on nuea and it seems like an unhealthy/toxic relationship, but it’s not, he’s just autistic and doesnt know how to communicate his emotions and he’s trying for the first time and doing it wrong but he’s trying. and then it gets to the last episode (or two? i cant remember) and theyre so happy and fluffy and good vibes and its because he’s finally figured it out, he just has to say ‘i love you i love you i love you’ and even pronounce it to the world ‘I LOVE DAONUEA’ so that everyone knows and so that nuea knows and so that they can both finally understand and be happy and ghrbghrb they make me happy 

that was so incoherent but you probably get the gist of what i mean 

okay im gonna stop ranting now, im still only a minute into the episode lmao 

HELL YES THIS FREAKING INTRO 

MY FREAKING BOYS 

THEYRE COMING BACK NEXT WEEK 

ANJGHBERJDHGBERHJBGEHRAAAAAA 

sorry this post is supposed to be about simm, ill try to keep the eclipse keysmashes to a minimum 

AND PUENTALAY ARE COMING BACKKKK 

im much more excited about puentalay than i was last week since i rewatched vvs a few days ago 

NOOO THE LITTLE HAND KISS- IM GONNA CRY 

TINNGUNNNNN 

sorry i should stop freaking out about the shows that are coming and start freaking out about NUEAKLUEN THEYRE BACK HELLO MY BOYS 

GUY4ERGHKBER SATANG 

HELLO SATANG 

ILY 

ILY A LOT 

AND MAITHEE STANDING NEXT TO SEAN AND STARING DIRECTLY AT HIM LIKE THERES NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD HE SHOULD BE STARING AT?? THIS IS PROMISING 

kluen why are you slightly late 

he’s gonna profess his love for nuea in front of all the freshmen isnt he 

i know he’s gonna do it 

“that’s the hottest senior from the faculty of dentistry” yup. absolutely. he’s gonna profess his love in front of all the freshmen 

if he doesnt profess his love in front of all the freshmen, then im a bar-ba-loot from the lorax 

yUP

im shaking my head in a supposedly disappointed way rn but im actually smiling bc i love him 

he’s so pretty and in love with his pretty boyfriend and their love is pretty 

HIS FREAKING SHIPPER FACE 

SEAN’S KNOWN FOR LONGER THAN ANY OF THEM AND I FREAKING LOVE HIM 

omg he did like a little sway and nudged maithee a little bit with his shoulder ghjerbgdh 

by the way im gonna switch between spelling it maitee and maithee cos idk which one is right so im playing both sides, so you’re just gonna have to deal with that 

(there’s a high likelihood that no one’s noticed the spelling alternations and now that ive pointed it out everyone’s gonna be hyperaware of it, but its fine) 

he knows what he just did 

“i just wanted to make it clear from the start in case some freshmen hit on you” i love him 

also i was about to say that kluen is supposedly the hottest senior, so shouldnt he be more worried about himself getting hit on, but then i remembered that in this universe dao is the sun and everyone else is the solar system revolving around him, so of course the freshmen would try to hit on him lmao 

except for sean. 

sean’s a moon revolving around maitee 

THE HANDS THE FREAKING HANDS LOOK AT THEM HOLDING HANDS 

I KNOW THEYRE DATING AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR LIKE A YEAR 

BUT I JUST LOVE HOW THEYRE SO OPEN AND FREE AND HAPPY AND IN LOVE AND I LOVE THEM AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND I SWEAR IM OKAY (im not okay) 

“but after meeting you again, i knew i must start loving you. there’s no way i will let go of you again” THIS MAN IS GONNA MAKE ME FREAKING CRY WHAT THE HELL THAT’S SO FREAKING SWEET 

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER 

AND IT’S SO RAW AND PURE AND GHJRBDGHRB 

HIS FREAKING SMILE, HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH 

“you’re shy, so you’re walking away, darling” dARLING-- IM DYING 

fun fact, i was watching vice versa with italian subtitles and at one point one of them called the other ‘darling’, which is ‘tesorino’ in italian, and i knew that the suffix -ino means ‘little’, so i looked up what ‘tesoro’ means and it’s ‘treasure’, whcih means if you’re calling someone darling in italian youre calling them ‘little treasure’ and i just think that’s so sweet 🥺😭

I LITERALLY JUST GASPED 

THEYRE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER 

AND IT’S MAITHEE’S ARM AROUND SEAN INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND???? PLEASE TELL ME THAT MEANS WHAT I HOPE IT MEANS 

HE’S SO FREAKING HAPPY, IT MAKES ME HAPPY 

CONTAGIOUS HAPPINESS 

GRJKGB

ARE WE ABOUT TO GET A FULL FREAKING SCENE WITH THEM??? 

or am i clowning 

i was expecting just crumbs but pLEASE TELL ME THEYRE GIVING US A FULL SCENE 

PERHAPS EVEN TWO SCENES 

honestly just let pawin’s characters be happy and gay 

also i find it funny that the order theyre going in is the first three are all of pawin’s in a row 

(and in all of them he’s gonna get a happy and gay side character plot line??? please????????) 

gosh darnnit nuea is in the scene now 

perhaps there will be something later in the episode? maybe in tonight’s episode?? 

THE SHOULDERS THE ARM AROUND THE SHOULDERS IS PAWIN FINALLY BECOMING MORE PROTECTIVE OF SEAN IS HE FINALLY REALISING HIS FEELINGS FOR SEAN AND/OR FINALLY BECOMING OPEN ABOUT HIS FEELINGS FOR SEAN PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S WHAT THAT IS 

THE ARM AROUND THE SHOULDERS IS A METAPHOR 

OR SOMETHING 

MAYBE 

let me dream, okay

ya know who else ignores everyone and focuses only on the person he loves intently? sean 

maithee why is your voice so croaky 

is that just pawin putting on a particular voice for the character 

or was pawin sick 

or is maithee sick 

if its one of the last two, i hope he’s okay (be it the character or the actor) 

so... the croaky voice was intentional? 

THE L O O K 

sidenote, satang is so freaking pretty. why. who decided that. 

MAITEE ARE YOU COPYING THEM??? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE COPYING THEM 

SEAN WHY DID YOU LEAN AWAY YOUVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM FOR YEARS 

it’s the fate of The Captain 

just ask tiw, he knows how it feels 

or wat, also ask wat 

or aoi and jack 

or- sorry ill stop lmao 

kluen arent you a dentist. why are you sitting at nursing. 

idk how dentist school works 

did he have to go through nursing stuff to get to dentisting? 

im an arts and literature kid, idk what im talking about 

OMG, STRAIGHT PEOPLE?? 

this is a rare phenomenon, folks 

hello straights / straight presenting potential future couple 

omg its literally been nearly an hour since i started watching and im still only 8 minutes into the episode 

OR, PERHAPS, LESBIANS??? 

there could be anything, really 

in my mind, every single character in ever single piece of media is pansexual until proven otherwise 

bro you’re leaning into each other so much, JUST KISS 

also i sense that sean’s about to become the unwilling captain of yet another ship (but he secretly loves it) 

kiss. 

lmao theyre not sponsored by the anime sparkling water, it’s just normal water, the little plebs 

soundwin were sponsored by the anime sparling water 

and then tiwpor were

but soundwin did it first 

soundwin always did it first 

anyway, it’s seanmaithee time not soundwin time 

KISS. (again, the frEAKING ARM OVER THE SHOULDER GHBRHGB) 

there was a slight scene change and i thought that meant that maybe we wouldnt see much of them for a while, but nOPE, THEYRE EVERYWHERE 

i wouldnt be surprised if they were behind me right now 

hello seanmaitee, how are you today 

(i wish) 

lmao they even blurred the water bottles in post just so that everyone knows that THIS ISNT A SPONSOR 

THEY BACK TO THEIR ROOTS, SEAN’S HAND ON MAITEE’S SHOULDER 

BRO YOU’RE ALWAYS SMILING AT HIM IN MOMENTS WHERE IT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE IT FITS THE CONTEXT TO BE SMILING AT HIM 

YOURE IN LOVE WITH HIM 

KISS HIM 

“you two see that kluen and i are in love, but let me tell you that-” THAT YOU TWO ARE ALSO IN LOVE???? “we actually love each other much more than what you see” DANG IT I WAS WRONG 

im right tho. seanmaithee are in love. 

HES SO UNNECESSARY AND DRAMATIC, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

im sorry what the hell does that mean 

omg maybe its because he knows how to make people jealous because he knows that he’s always made sean jealous and he knows that now because theyve already confessed to each other and theyre already dating??????? 

im definitely clowning but shut up i dont care 

whoop, helmet putting on time 

(guess what, soundwin did that first too-) 

i smell a sponsorship in this motorbike thingy 

this makes me so happy 

why does this make me so happy 

he knwos him so well and knows he loves art and stuff 

so he wants to take him to buy watercolour

i love them 

i love them so much 

grhgbtrhbgfr

OH HE EVEN KNEW HE WAS RUNNING OUT OF WATERCOLOUR??? BROOOOOO 

theyre so sweet 

sorry im tryna take the commentary down a notch because this is long enough already lmao 

FINALLY, IM FINISHED 1/4 

THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG 

IT WAS ONLY LIKE 15 MINUTES LONG AND ITS BEEN OVER AN HOUR SINCE I STARTED 

omg i just remembered i forgot to watch the mv for the ost for this 

i was gonna do it like four times yesterday but i kept getting distracted and forgetting 

dang it 

OMG OISHI SPONSOR 

I FREAKING LOVE OISHI SPONSORSHIP SEGMENTS 

THEYRE MY FAVOURITE SPONSORSHIPS AND I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY 

is it just bc i love ice tea? that could very well be it 

lmao nueakluen stirring things up just to make seanmaitee confused this is so funny 

im loving this storyline 

we’ve barely seen it play out yet but i want typhoon to be happy and this is so nice 

lmao what girls 

seanmaithee are in love with each other, bro 

aweeee little accidental kiss 

FOREHEAD KISS 

“CAN I KISS YOU” 

and he asked in ENGLISH 

its always so offputting whenever they speak english for like one sentence bc im never expecting it 

i love it

but also i hate it 

why are you speaking english 

stop speaking this rubbish language 

it sucks 

a lot 

its the worst language 

keep speaking thai, please 

AWW KISSEEEE 

“of course” STOP IT WITH THE ENGLISH, PLEASE 

AWWWWWEEEEEHBRDHFGBREHJDG KISSSSSS THEY KISS 

HAPPY 

“you only kissed one cheek so i only open one eye” hes so silly (affectionate) i love him 

brEAKFAST IN BED??? 

EGWSVFHGSGV “will you eat breakfast first or eat me first” bro 

THE FAKE DRAMA THEYRE STIRRING UP- THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL 

GEIRHBDGHREDB TYPHOON AND... i forgot her name. the girl. TYPHOON AND THE GIRL THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME 

shes so pretty 

THE FAKE ARGUMENTS 

ITS SO FUNNY 

KLUEN’S GETTING SO INTO IT HIS ANGER LOOKS SO REAL OMG 

mIN, THAT’S HER NAME, MIN 

“if this thing makes them break up, let’s get ordained, shall we?” the way this is worded it sounds like some kind of marriage proposal 

“i told you i already have a date with a girl” NOOOOOOOOO

noooooo, maithee had a date with a girl, and the only other person other than their group that’s going on the trip thing is nay, and theyre definitely gonna do a naysean thing, gosh freaking darnnit 

unless they dont 

unless maitee only had the date so that he could try and get over his feelings for sean bc hes convinced himself sean doesnt reciprocate, but my hopes are not high 

BUILDING A HOUSE TOGETHER???? PLEASEEEEE 

theyre so freaking in love i love them so much 

LITTLE KISSE i love when they little kisse 

damn its over now 

NOOOOO IN THE PREVIEW THERES A SUPER CLEAR NAYSEAN THING 

I LOVE WINNYSATANG A LOT BUT WHY CANT IT BE SEANMAITHEEEEEEEE 

pls i just want pawin’s characters to be happy and gay in every single os2 episode that he’s in 

and because seanmaithee hAVE to be together 

AAAAAA

welp i take too long to watch things and now the next episode comes out in a little under 2 hours, and i started watching this about two hours ago so thats fun 

[risaonda]

what is going on in Lost (is that what thw show is called) if thats too crazy to explain thennn who's a character ur rooting for:3 if any

idk if i ever posted when i did but i actually finished lost recently after forcing myself to sit down and do so (bc otherwise for the rest of my life i'd have I Never Finished Lost thoughts looming over me forever). it sure was a show

irt the post my queue reblogged that's daniel, his gf i don't remember the name of, and juliet who i still don't know how i feel about as a character. they coulda done more with her they killed her a really stupid way near the end but it didn't actually matter. i digress. so daniel accidentally killed his gf (a different one, not the one in the picture) or like fried her brain at least by doing time travel science and then years and years into the future weird shit was happening on the island because of his time travel stuff? i was on my phone a lot during this part idk but she died. i don't remember a lot of the specifics from that part bc in the end it was a blip nothing matters in this show. daniel at some point gets shot by a woman he recognizes is his mother in the past and he tells her this and then u find out his mother knew this was going to happen and sent him back in time in order to make sure this happened because it needed to bc fate or some shit. remember how this was a show about a plane crash

what i DO remember most clearly since it's freshest in my mind is they did this weird backstory for the smoke monster (there's a smoke monster on the island) where u find out he was originally just a guy and he had this brother jacob (jacob is a super important character from like some later season onward he's supposed to protect the island but no one has ever actually seen him. who cares). but u find out that their mom like crashed on a ship on the island while she was super pregnant and everyone else with her died and some lady on the island finds her and helps her out and then after she has her kids the lady kills her? and pretends to be the kids' mom instead??? and is like one day one of u is going to have to take over protecting the island, leaning heavily towards it's going to be the one that becomes the smoke monster (idk if he had a name i don't even remember) but one day he saw the ghost of his real mom and learned the truth and went uhhh fuck this i wanna leave the island LMAO. so fake mom goes okay jacob um actually ur gonna be the new protector and we are killing ur fail brother. i don't remember what all happens after that specifically i was super out of it but the smoke monster present day is pretending to be john locke after he died and everyone eventually realizes That Is Not John Locke and he's trying to leave the island and Go Home. at the end of lost he was the only one i was still rooting for genuinely i was so fed up with everything else. also they killed the like top 3 characters that were left (sun, jin, and sayid) back to back to back out of nowhere. the only other one besides the smoke monster i was rooting for was hugo who won the lottery and was like a millionaire and he hated it and everyone thought he was fucking with them when he told them this (which he didn't usually bc he didn't want people to hang out with him just for his money)

lost ended with everyone realizing they died in the plane crash and they all meet up with each other and help the others remember that they were on an island and died in a plane crash (bc they're like living lives in modern day but Wrong it was weirdddd) and then they all get together in a church and go to heaven. i'm not even kidding. also the more i think about this the madder i get bc michael an earlier character wasn't even there and there was no mention of him whatsoever, but he DID show up as a ghost before that so i can't even pass it off with Oh the actor was like fuck no i'm not coming back to lost. juliet WAS there? but she was not on the plane with them at any point. she was already on the island for years prior to the plane crash that's an entirely separate story i'm NOT going into. nothing made sense. very christian. every time i saw benjamin do anything i'd go that's sooo zep saw of him at one point he went "u broke the rules" or something along those lines and i was like THAT'S THE LINE! HE SAID THAT IN Saw.

[yourturntosimp]

I really loved the Yandere Ranmaru headcanons you did, do you think you could do some headcanons with a Yandere Ranmaru having a very cuddly darling who likes being around him? He’s one of my favorite characters ^.^

A/N: This one is surprisingly low on yandere, but ths probably bc there wouldnt need to be much w/ a compliant darling lbr-- another one ths been sitting in my writing doc for a while, but that i js never got around to posting bc formatting,,,,,,sigh

TWs: Clinginess, Kidnapping mention? Implication??? Theft mention, Isolation, Paranoia, Ranmaru is delusional bc ofc he is

🩹 happiest man alive, i tell you

🩹 not only do you make his job much easier by accepting his feelings, but you also enjoy his company? He almost can’t believe it’s true 🩹 i feel like he’d also be rlly big on physicality as a love language so

🩹 he’s literally never letting you go, you’re too good of a match–

🩹 since you’re so willing to provide him with affection, don’t expect any shame from him when it comes to asking for it in public

🩹 just ignore the fact that his face is constantly red now, he’s fine i promise SDFGHJK

🩹 he’s the one friend in the group that’s always annoyingly in the middle of cuddling his s/o whenever the whole group hangs out JHGFDS

🩹 ok kinda off-topic but have you SEEN his hair? 10/10 very soft, if you ever touch it he would probably melt–

🩹 despite all this, i feel like he wouldn’t be completely optimistic about these behaviours

🩹 not that he doesn’t want you to contribute this affection towards him, of course, but he’s worried about you directing it towards anyone else!

🩹 no matter what you say, he’s gonna be perpetually worried about you treating other people the same way you treat him

🩹 it’s not that he doesn’t trust you, obviously, but what if you just did it out of habit? That would beeee,,,,,

🩹 a problem, to say the least KJHGFDS

🩹 he wouldn’t be against slaughtering or otherwise completely ruining the lives of your current friends, but luckily for you, there’s an easier and cleaner alternative to solve this predicament!

🩹 i mean, since you have him and you’re already perfectly happy by his side, abandoning everyone else and just keeping him company is fine with you, right?

🩹 oh, don’t worry about silly things like wishing your family and friends goodbye, packing, etc etc

🩹 he already has enough of your stuff that he’s stolen for you to feel right at home, and he’s sure nobody will mind if you just leave!

🩹 i hope you didn’t like going outside, bc you def won’t be able to do that often anymore–

🩹 again, it’s not that he doesn’t trust you, but what if you accidentally wander off? or what if you fall asleep, and start sleepwalking???

🩹 what if someone manages you to kidnap you the moment you set foot out the door?

🩹 you understand his concerns, right? so that means you’ll agree to stay inside?

🩹 he doesn’t understand that he’s in the wrong, clearly JHGFD

🩹 we’ve already established that he’s delusional in all the previous posts and the tws, don’t act like this is a surprise–

🩹 it’s not like you’ll be trapped inside forever, ofc! he’ll let you leave every now and then

🩹 the fact that it’s mandatory for him to be with you whenever you go out is just a minor detail, and you don’t mind, right?

🩹 he’s sure you don’t, because if any of this was a problem, you’d have said something or tried to leave a long time ago, right?

🩹 which makes everything he’s doing perfectly normal for a good boyfriend such as himself!

🩹 tbh you kiiiinda have yourself to blame for condoning this- 

🩹 even if it was cute at the time, he wasn’t just being mushy when he said you’d be together forever

🩹 but it’s okay! since you’re fine with it, I wish you all the best in your relationship!

🩹 i also wish both of you some psychiatric care, but just the relationship works too ig /lh

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Among Us: Mansion Edition

Aight because I’m feeling stupid--I’m talking absolutely Willy Wonka--in this Chili’s tonight, I think it’s time I inundated you all in random crack ass Among Us Headcanons for the mansion. In no particular order: 

-Y’all see this post? This right here is Leo and MC. Don’t even @ me. He’s such a bastard and she glares at him the whole time while he just fucking dies laughing in their room. When Theo finds out? He howls with laughter too, later high fives Leo

-Dazai, Sebas, and Comte are the MOST sus players on earth. Like these mofos will handle accusations so calmly and dismantle them so quickly nobody fucking knows what they're actually doing??? The others always skip until there’s hard evidence, but because of that they will often survive by the time the tasks are done 

-Every single time Arthur has even the slightest bit of suspicion directed at him for being the imposter, everyone just immediately votes him off. Half the time he isn’t the imposter, and every single time people can hear Theo cackling from wherever he is

-One of the easiest ways to narrow down Theo as the imposter is to see how long Vincent survives HAHAHA (Vincent takes 13 yrs to do tasks)

-Since Vincent struggles with tasks a lot, Theo will often do buddy system (MC will often tag along too--but Theo will just straight up kill her when he’s imposter and tell Vincent she’s busy with another task LMFAO Vincent always scolds him after)

-Isaac hates being imposter. With every. Fiber. Of. His being. HE HATES IT!!! He vents, they see him immediately, they boot him. FML. Also gives himself away because he will usually kill Dazai and Arthur first, and stutters like a maniac trying to defend himself--has no good alibi in a pinch LMAO

-Isaac groans every single time he gets a task in the electrical room. His palms start sweating because he just knows someone is going to sneak in and snap his neck while frantically trying to connect wires. Arthur most often kills him that way just because he finds it hilarious to hear Isaac curse

-Leo, Arthur, and Shakespeare are the ones most known to sabotage while they’re imposters. Leo just loves being a headache of a person, Arthur finds it most efficient to murder in the course of the chaos (after there’s a kind of false sense of security, he picks them off), while Shakes just love watching everyone scatter desperately like mice.

-Shakespeare is 100% that imposter that like stays beside Vincent the whole time while he’s doing tasks, playing buddy system, and then the second the game is about to end just straight up murders him in cold blood out of nowhere

-Comte will almost always enact petty revenge if someone kills MC early in the game--or at all. Catch this mofo finishing his tasks lightening speed and sitting at the security monitors, slamming the emergency button the second he’s deduced who the culprit is. He’s usually the fastest to figure it out; how quickly he responds is another matter lol

-Jeanne gets caught in milliseconds because he won’t even care about the mechanics of the game, and finds sneaking boring/stupid/too much effort (also just bad with technology, it takes him forever to learn the controls). Will at least attempt to kill in isolation, but otherwise doesn’t much care about being stealthy--and so is often caught fast (always kills Comte first much to the man’s dismay)

-Mozart is...surprisingly good at the game? Not quite as skilled as the trio mentioned earlier, but he’s very good at coming up with air-tight alibis and employs a slow, methodical approach. Will have 5 or 6 of them dead before anyone suspects it’s him, kills randomized targets, and will frequent the security room while people are trying to figure out who it is. Will do buddy system with Jeanne, and will usually find the imposter to avenge his good friendo--otherwise just does tasks and chills if he ain’t imposter

-Leo just plays to have fun! He’s good at it but doesn’t really go hard enough to evade suspicion for very long if he’s imposter, mostly kills people he thinks will be most frustrated with being killed/least suspecting. People are usually yelling at him to complete his tasks bc he often zones out when he becomes a ghost LMFAO

-Leo and Comte sometimes do the buddy system, but honestly? They just devolve into murdering each other so fucking fast it’s pointless AHHAHAHAHHAHAH they’re just constantly squinting at each other; they don’t trust the other as far he can throw him (Idk if y’all have seen any of Vanoss’ streams on yt but I just keep seeing that clip of him in MedBay getting scanned and going “nogla you gonna kill me? just fucking kill me you fucking french bastard” when nogla lingers a little next to him and I start wheezing because all I see is literally Leo and Comte)

-Napoleon rarely gets imposter, so he’s usually spearheading the crewmate effort. Gets his tasks done very quickly (if he doesn’t get murdered; though he often has Isaac for buddy system) and camps outside the security room after making a few rounds. Usually figures out who it is fairly quickly--though his accuracy is spotty

-If Napoleon is imposter he tends to have a hard time killing people, so he’ll literally just pretend to do tasks and vibe until the time runs out. It’s the inactivity and aimlessness that tends to give him away

-MC tries to be stealthy, but she usually times her kills poorly or gets walked in on. Sometimes she manages to conceal the body or her boo looks the other way to let her indulge in the fun, but otherwise she gets found as imposter fast

-There are a few legendary rounds where MC manages to fool most of the house into thinking she’s a crewmate because they’re so busy pointing fingers at each other she just skates by easy, but she always feels horrible after for betraying their trust (the men all silently agree it was uproarious)

-Vincent as imposter is fucking hilarious because he’ll just turn himself in???? Like he won’t even try. Everyone will tell him it’s okay if he gets a little stabby--it’s part of the game--but he just has no heart for it. Theo will often switch devices with him to relieve him of the stress. These rounds are always so chaotic because it usually takes the residents a second to deduce the switcheroo

-You know how I said Shakespeare plays buddy and then kills Vincent in cold blood? The hilarious inversion of this is that Dazai will often try to follow Isaac to protect him but Isaac will run away, so they will often be chasing each other all over the map LMFAOOOO Dazai will do this regardless of whether he is imposter or not, so there’s really no way to tell if he’s just messing with Isaac or has a lurking killer intent

-If Theo is imposter? Pandemonium. He will kill people off one by one in isolation and vent so fast nobody can figure out who did what, always paying close attention to the tasks that need doing so he has a solid alibi. Because Vincent tends to believe him and verifies easily, it can take a little longer for people to figure out it’s Theodorus. Arthur and Dazai tend to be the ones that are the first to suspect it’s him

-Sebastian will often be doing his tasks, just chillin. One can usually see him buddy system with Napo and/or MC. He loves to watch the other men be imposter and notes down their go-to tactics and reactions to killing and being killed in the game; especially if it’s uncharacteristic of them. All well and good right? 

-Sebastian as imposter? The funniest shit in the world. He’s similar to Isaac in that he hates it, mutters apologies and grimaces every time he has to kill people (note: he does not include Arthur and Dazai among people, sometimes smiles a little if he takes them out;;;;). Will lie convincingly only because his voice/writing does not waver--his stoicism serves him well. When he has to kill Napoleon, though? Forget it. He apologizes a million times after, but honestly Napo just finds it hilarious--will just be like “well-played, Sebas, as expected of our resourceful butler.” Sebas still. Feels guilty. Like you can literally look at the chat history and see Napo as ghost like “AAHAHAHHA oh he killed my ass, nice” while MC’s like “lolol” and Jeanne like “he got me good too, never saw him coming in nav”

-Person who gets killed the least? Vincent (I mean come on, it’s Vincent.) MC is runner-up. They don’t like killing her, but there are a lot of idiots in the mansion that do it just to get a rise out of her (cough Leonardo/Dazai) or just because she’s an easy target in the moment

-Person who gets killed the most? Usually Arthur, runner-up Isaac (Arthur because everyone seeks to get back at him for his shenanigans irl, Isaac because he tends to get indecisive/nervous)

-Also this happens to Dazai once as imposter (Isaac plans it out of sheer spite) and the entire mansion was wheezing about it for weeks

In-game Colors: 

Comte: yellow/white/black (when he’s feeling emo) + little baby accompaniment or party hat  Napoleon: black or green, cyan when he’s feeling chaotic + sergeant/army hat Leonardo: brown + toilet paper roll Vincent: yellow + green sprout Theo: dark blue or red (feral energy) + cowboy hat or gladiator helmet Isaac: pink + cherry Arthur: dark blue or lime + backwards cap Dazai: purple or yellow + toilet plunger or bird’s nest Jeanne: always purple + “DUM” sticky note Mozart: cyan + surgical mask Shakes: red or orange + flamingo hat Sebas: always black + either the ninja mask or the chef hat

[ofmythsandmadness]

stop moving | d.h

you do diego’s eyeliner. 2k words.

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NOTES: gender neutral. long haired diego. i don’t know why i’m writing this and i kinda hate it lol, i rarely write this sort of thing but y’know. i’m going to check all messages, notifs & messed gems in the morning, i’m really only posting this and ghosting again, bc i know otherwise i’ll never do it. and y’know, i want to feel productive about something. take care folks <3

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"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MOVING?!”

Hot breath stings your trembling fingers as Diego huffs a laugh; it’s barely a sound, a mumble of a chuckle, but you feel it vibrate through your body and hit your hand and it almost does you in. You almost just give up and confess your undying attraction, right then and there. And as though you need more contact, even more of him pressing against you, egging you closer to the precipice that will surely be your infatuated doom. 

“You’re the one who asked to do this, you don’t get to complain.”

“Well, you wanted it. You agreed to this!”

“I--” another exhale against your hand, another peal of laughter following shortly. You've half a mind to clamp his mouth shut with it, if it wouldn’t ignite yet another ill-thought fantasy of yours. “This was still your idea.”

Your smile buds and blooms despite your brain begging your lips to be still. You can’t help it; he’s too good at weaseling into the cracks of your composure. One look, one soft chuckle and you’re set for life. It doesn’t help that you’re basically on his lap, cradling his face in your hands like he’s a baby, and his own fingers tap-tap-tap away on your hips, creating a rhythm no one else but you can make out. Honestly, you’re surprised you haven’t totally cracked yet, this close and this personal.

“Shut your eyes.”

“They are shut.”

“No they’re not!” you poke lightly at the fluttering lids. Your lip snags on your bottom lip; a poor attempt to hide a giggle. “I can’t do this with your eyes open.”

“D'aww…” his lids shut as he groans. “So I’m just supposed to sit here? Let you draw on my face in total darkness?”

You click your tongue, half in disapproval in his exaggeration, and half because you’ve won yet again against his stubbornness. “I won’t be long. Suck it up.”

“Sure. Y’know, I have siblings; I know how long it takes them to do makeup, and-”

“-stop moving, asshole!” Your free hand tugs ever lightly on a strand of hair, one of the many that’s slipped out of his ponytail. Repressed thoughts flash in sultry red across your thoughts and you swallow, quickly letting the hair go. “I-I need you to stay still, or this will take forever.”

Diego sighs and his grip tightens around your hips. Before you know it, he’s moving you. “Then stop wriggling,” he grumbles, flattening you against his legs. You’re basically straddling him, at that point, and your mind goes absolutely blank at how much more intimate this feels. Does he notice? Or is this just another friendly motion you’re yet again reading into?

Your mouth tastes of cotton balls and it’s dry as an Arizona summer. Still, you manage an ‘okay’ before readying your pen again. All you can hope for is a steady hand, though by the way he still holds your waist, and how your mouth lingers mere inches from his lips -- well, you’re coming undone.

It’s just eyeliner, you tell yourself. Your hand rises and swipes; black begins to pool its deep colour against his lashes, low and thin. The line builds taller, thicker as you work, extending out to the corner of his eye. As he breathes, and you try to remind yourself how to, the eyeliner pen works its shaky magic and draws the slightest tinge of a wing against his skin. 

“How’s it going?”

At least he’s kind enough to mumble it, though his face still shifts under your hold. Once more your tongue clicks. 

“It goes better when you don’t speak.”

He swallows his laugh; you know, because you feel his throat work as you hold his head steady. It’s strange and exhilarating, to be so close and still so far away. You want to cradle his cheeks gentler, to hold his face with the heart of a lover, but you’re terrified he’ll recognise your touch and realise your feelings. So you barely touch him and remind yourself to be professional about this.

It’s eyeliner, not a rom-com.

“I’m bored,” he whisper whines. 

“Shh.”

“It’s too quiet.”

“Shut up,” you mumble, patting his cheek gently. “M’working.”

“Y/N...”

You pull away and sit back on his thighs. His left eye doesn’t look half bad, but if he keeps talking… “You can’t talk, ‘else it’s gonna look bad!”

“Then you talk!”

You baulk. “What?”

“I’ll be quiet,” he swears, pouting up to you with eyes still shut, “but please, say something before I lose my mind.”

“Well, I-I-what about?”

“I don’t know. Anything.” He smiles softly. “I like hearing you talk. Don’t care what about.”

You could die right then and there. It’s a simple compliment, it’s really the bare minimum, but you’re already head over heels. And just a couple of soft spoken works are all you need to do you in and nearly keel you over, still straddling his muscular thighs.

“Uh…” you cough, forcing out the giddy tremble that threatens to take your voice. No lovesick teen voice today, thank you very much. “Okay. I don’t have much to...well, the other day, I saw my coworker totally wipe out leaving work.” You pause, expecting some reply, but he stays silent. “And he... he ate so much shit, he might as well dunked his head in a gas station toilet. And - and you know, normally I’d try to sympathise, but when you always make a point to park in my parking spot, I don’t care. Brett’s such an ass. And I don’t blame him, cause he’s got an asshole name -- Brett can’t be anything else but an asshole. So it's his parents fault probably but still, I…”

You continue on, slipping from the topic of your coworker to the free muffin you got with your coffee last week, to the prospects of buying a pet to keep your apartment less lonely, and to what probably felt like a thousand and one things ranted at him. All the while your hands continue, making neat work of a task that had just felt impossible.

And miraculously, aside from a chuckle thrown now and then, Diego stays silent. Maybe he actually means it. Maybe he does like your voice -- or he’s so bored he’s falling asleep, you don’t know. But it’s okay, you don’t let yourself linger on that, too content with taking in his relaxed features and the gentleness of the afternoon sun on the two of you.

“Aaaand….there!” With a triumphant shout, you throw the eyeliner to the side and your hands plunge towards the sky, fist-pumping like you’d just won the lottery. Your body bounces up and down on his lap like a child meeting Santa; in your excitement, you barely notice. “You’re done!”

“That’s it?”

“Yup.” You grabble for a mirror, looking away from him for a moment as you reach for the handle. Wiping it off, you’re focused solely on making sure the glass is clean enough for him to see himself in, and your brain is distracted enough to totally forget what you’ve even done, enough so when you look up, all you have is,

“Oh.”

Look, you know Diego is an attractive man. You’ve known since the day you met; he’s a beautiful guy, a handsome asshole who wormed his way into your befuddled heart before you could even learn his name. He’s pretty enough that if he wasn’t so set on his weird vigilante career, he could probably shoot for being a damn supermodel. He’s a catch! But all those years of knowing that and feeling like that could not prepare you for the sight in front of you.

Diego squints at you, cocking his head. “Is it okay?”

“I…” Delicate black lines his upper lash line, making his deep brown eyes stand out even more. He’s smiling still, full lips curving up to only make your heart pound faster. A strand of his hand falls across his face, painting the gentlest of shadows but it doesn’t bother his pretty face. “I...no, no, yea-ah…”

“Wow,” he laughs, jabbing a finger into your side. “Eloquent.”

“I-I-shut up,” you stammer. You force the mirror into his hands and look away. You’re still on his lap, still straddling his lap and the logical part of your brain begs you to get it together and fall off, already. But the stupid, foolish, absolutely idiotic part leaves you paralysed. “Just look for yourself.”

You squeeze your eyes shut and wait for him in the silence. There’s nothing, though, for achingly painful seconds, until the mirror shifts down. “Huh.”

“Huh, good? Or bad?” 

“I wasn’t expecting this.”

“Really? What’s wrong?”

“It’s not bad,” he assures you, his smile evident in his tone. “Just different. Don’t know how to feel about it.”

“O-oh...well, if it makes you feel better, I think it looks great.”

“You do?”

Oh, dammit. That came out with way too much enthusiasm, didn’t it? Your legs are concrete as you shift, face angled towards the floor. Hopefully he’s strong enough to push you off him when your body literally catches flame from humiliation. 

“You look good man,” he mocked back to you. But he’s grinning, egging you on like a child who knows he’s got you twisted around his pinky finger. “Come on, say it like you don’t have a gun to your head!”

And maybe you do, maybe you’re holding the revolver to your temple, just asking to get screwed if you dare speak beyond the most stilted compliment you’ve ever extended to someone. He’s a friend, you remind yourself; friends are allowed to compliment the other. They’re allowed to say they look good and not make it a thing, even if they wish it was a thing, and--

“--hey? You in there?”

“Sorry,” you say to the floor. You swear a thousand curses before looking back to Diego. And, yeah -- he still looks impossibly good. The ageing afternoon sun falls just perfectly against his skin, flushing him into the being of a god, standing in your apartment while you, a mere mortal, remains stuck to his thick thighs.

You gulp in air desperately, trying to catch your gaze on something, anything else -- but nothing sticks. He’s still there, inches from you, desperately aching for you to stare at.

“No, uh, yeah. You look - you look hot.”

Wait.

That wasn’t--

“-I look hot?”

That isn’t what you were supposed to say.

“I,” you have literally nothing to save yourself. This is the end! You’re young Leo and Rose is shoving you off the door and into the icy waters, and you’ve just got one last look at pretty Diego to satiate the freezing burn before you succumb to it. “I...wasn’t...that wasn’t what I meant.”

He has no right to look so smug. But he does it anyway. He leans away from your hands as they flutter through the air on their own accord, looking at you through half-lidded pools of caramel. “You don’t think I look hot?”

“Don’t,” you warn, with little strength behind it. “Don’t twist my words.”

“I’m just asking.”

He leans back in. You’re almost touching again. 

Is this weird? This is definitely weird.

You swallow back the lump in your throat and stare back at him. This all feels like fifth grade all over again -- awkward, sticky and like every move is the wrong move. But you can’t stop yourself from playing into his hands, because that sly, shameful part of you wants this more than will ever be admitted. You want him to look at you like this, like you could hang the stars if he asked you to...and you want him to pull you closer, as he does, and mean it.

Could he?

“Would you hate me? If I thought you looked hot?”

Diego head cocks to the side as he seemingly contemplates your words. A nudge meets your side; you look down to see his hands once again reaching for you. Though it's on their own accord this time, gently landing on your left hip, then the right. You shiver.

“That depends,” he says slowly. His eyes narrow, black wings just barely crinkling in. “D’you mean it like, ‘oH, that’s so-oo hot, woW-’”

Your laugh is hardly a whisper. It cracks even before your lips. “Come on.”

“Or, do you…” his fingers dig in a little more. They nudge at the fabric of your top, daring it to move enough so they could cradle the flesh hidden underneath. “You mean it the other way?”

Heart in throat, all the courage you can possibly muster with it, you mutter, “the...other way, probably.” Then a second later, “is that okay?”

“Mm…” His fingers finally reach your skin. You shiver under his touch, warm and unflinching as they brush against the soft curves. Diego’s face comes towards your own and you force yourself not to move. But he doesn’t stop, instead he goes past you, brushing his plush lips against your earlobe. “I would say...that if all this took was making you do my eyeliner, I shoulda asked years ago.”

“I, okay...don’t play with me, here--”

“--I’m serious,” he protests lowly. His lips leave your ear but they don’t run far. Instead, you find them a brush away from your own, just as you were minutes before. Only this time, you don’t try to clamp your mouth shut and skirt away from the touch. You nudge your nose against his own, exhaling softly as more skin meets the heat of his own. “You think I just let anyone sit on my lap like this, without thinkin’ it could be more?”

You shrug like this is normal. Like you’re perfectly at peace with the universe and the way you’re wondering how his tongue would taste, pushing back against your own. “I mean...do you?”

“No,” he chuckles low. “No, I’m...not into friendly lap dances, actually.”

“O-oh. Mm.”

He pulls you closer. He wants you closer.

“Diego…” You’re unravelling. You’re fucking unravelling, unnerved by his voice and his hands and you’re putty in them, all inhibitions sliding away like you’re three drinks in. His hands by your sides leave their marks against your skin; you can feel the pads of his fingers, burning into your skin like they were molten iron and not just mere brushes. “I...”

“Tell me.” He sounds cocky. He has a right to be, even if you’re damned to admit it. “Tell me what you think.”

Your hands shiver up his forearms, clinging to his bare shoulders as he pulls you impossibly closer. Your mind’s going a mile a minute and you refuse to listen to a single thought. You’re only feeling him.

“Y/N…”

“Fine,” you huff, with a smile. Your noses brush again; your eyes flutter shut with his image imprinted against their lids. “I think you look...hot as hell, Diego.”

“Yeah.” He’s grinning; you can hear it in his voice, that smirk that makes your gut flip like a damn rollercoaster ride. “S’what I thought, baby.”

And then he kisses you.

A/N: i normally hate writing oblivious characters but this wasn’t even intentional really. every time i try to write something remotely sexual i just lead the reader into ‘oH tHiS iS jUsT wHaT fRiEnDs Do’ and ‘iT’S wEiRd rIgHt’. to my defense...i doubt you’re on this page reading this expecting good sexual tension. i’m not the tua writer for that; let me know if you want recommendations for that because trust me, there are better authors for that. for now, you get this. <3

[berrymeter]

idk anything about the grace period for deltarune u can just keep this ask in the attic until that’s over.. anyway.. i really liked chap 2 i played it in one sitting 😭 the rpg combat is enjoyable enough and just the right amount more complex than the undertale combat is, although not very difficult. very touching power of friendship moments minus that fucking bird man. some of the dialogue felt quite fandom tropey and surface-level, and queen’s lines (love her tho) were hit or miss for me. i think the biggest frustration i have with it is all the useless random encounter characters clogging up your world 😞😞 there’s only so many wacky one-liners toby can give them and i am not invested enough to care! also some of those designs are uglie!! there are better ways to make a world feel real and lived in. same thing happened with undertale.

BUT it was a great time! i liked the juxtaposition between the ultimately harmless antics and charming banter with the gang and queen, and the more sinister plot going on in the background. most obviously in the ending. toriel and susie making a pie while kris RIPS OUT THEIR SOUL….spoiler warning.. did u see the theory that the soul aka red heart is you the player operating kris the vessel? i’m definitely not a theorist but i like seeing all the loose plot ends i’m having a good time. i love noelleeeeee 💞💞💞💞and i liked susie a lot more this chapter. when ralsei taught her a healing spell 😖😖 i still don’t really care about ralsei though 😓

special shoutout to the spinning teacups ☕️☕️☕️ and special NOT-shoutout to the mice games with the rotating blocks i never understood how to do that.

it was a very feel-good game. it made me feel good. standards for video game passed. what did u think tho!! i mean i assume u liked it but for the same reasons? different ones? feel free to respond with an excruciatingly long essay of ur own <3 we are back to the tt anon blocks of text i restrained myself for a bit but we are back -tt

hiii tt anon <3 back at it again with the asks that i am looking forward to answering. if i post this a little before the 48 hours i will be forgiven bc i will use the deltarune spoilers tag and also the long post tag LMAOO anyway anyway oh btw never refrain urself from sending blocks of text if my followers are mad even though i tag them long post that's ON THEM. everything u say is worth listening to & same for everything i say so that's my final stance on this 😌

i also played it in one sitting it was so GOOD. i don't care that it was 2 am here when it was released i wasss ecstatic and the game was so fucking GOOD tonby the fox delivered!! it was so so worth the wait! the music was so much better than in chapter 1 imo, like... my castle town? the cyber fields theme? the queen's fight? spamton g spamton??? rouxls' "fight"?? BANGERS. i only see bangers. the new gameplay mechanics were also very fun!! i for one kinda struggled with the mice puzzles but not nearly as much as that one section with the traffic jams where you have to go down and back up or whatever. what the hell was that? i'm surprised i actually got past it. i loved the parts in cyber field though where you had to move on beat with the music that was sooo fun!! more of that! i prefer the fighting system in undertale ngl but it's mostly bc the undertale bosses are... just so good. the one boss who rivalises for now to me is queen, although rouxls is also very fun.

as for the story itself... i liked it :) susie & noelle are fucking ADORABLE. i think they deserve to be happy forever like not even together just individually as characters they're the fucking best. susie's grown so much that's my girl... wough... ralsei i do like but... i don't trust him :D i don't think he's evil but he knows too much and tells us too little until he can't keep it for himself and i don't like that. like bro you're gonna get us in trouble stop. but ALSO some ppl speculate that himself is being misled and that the fountains wouldn't bring the roaring, which is an interesting theory. (also i miss lancer being more relevant)

uhh kris is... well... kris... :)... yeah i did hear about that theory i'm in a discord server where ppl have been going on and on about theories since the game dropped LMAOO we're all insane. um. my personal theory is that there's another knight, or that kris is at least also influenced by an "evil force" or whatever, and we're the good force influencing them bc otherwise they're just a normal albeit mischievous kid. and the stretch part is that uhhh there's two knight pieces on a chessboard, ik this isn't about chess at all but king of spades does tell you at the end of chapter 2 that you'll meet a more powerful foe = the queen, coincidentally in chess the queen is stronger than the king. hmmmmmmmmmmm. lmao i don't think my parallel here is right but it's fun to think about anyway

did you see the superboss? i didn't fight him myself but he's so fun. also @ everyone who said he's gonna be a tumblr sexyman i hate that you're right shut that shit down HJKSNFKJSDHG. also did you see the secret fucked up pipis route? it's horrible. genuinely... i watched a streamer play it and 😳 uh. well i didn't even hate berdly before anyway yeah he's annoying but like he's a snot-beaked kid i'm not gonna wish him... whatever happens in this route. legit scarring. and poor noelle... pffbbgtbg. hate this so much. but i think it was done so bad and horrible on purpose, with how specific your gameplay has to be for you to be able to complete it tonby really was like "you wanna be an asshole? undertale wasn't enough? fine. work for it. and also suffer" nskjshf. i'm never doing it <3

lastly FUCKING QUEEN!!!!!!! QUEEN MY LOVE!!!!! BEST CHARACTER. i love her sosososo much it's unreal. and i didn't mind any character designs much, i'm not too complicated in that regard shfkjsdfh i love the tasques and tasque manager though :) also the... idk their names... the butler dudes? they're so cute. swatch's design is neat

so those are my thoughts <3 can't wait to hear more from u!!!

[theflannelwizard]

please give us some Mr small or Mr cornelle (corniell? corneille?? how do you spell it) headcanons 😳😳

i will b honest i haven’t given enough thought to the frog man to have much of an opinion on him but!!! i will attempt to do both for u anon! hold on bc this is gonna be a long post!

here’s mr corneille-

gender- this boy is a trans man. not sure where this idea came from but i like it? especially considering how quickly he jumps at any chance to be seen as macho/masc

sexuality- maybe bi? he def has a thing for the school nurse in canon and i’m not opposed to that but they do need to work on honesty and genuine bonding in their relationship.

OTP- i’ve seen him shipped with the nurse and also with steve! both of these are entirely valid but i haven’t given enough thought to them to say either is an otp. i def like the idea of him getting involved in a workplace romance tho, whether or not it leads to drama and gossip amongst the other teachers

BroTP- this man is BEST FRIENDS with steve small and you cannot tell me otherwise!!!!! (unless ur going to tell me they’re dating, which, again, could b cute.) they talk about the students, steve helps him pick out books to teach when mr c gets too excited about multiple options, and they hang out in the teachers lounge together! since they have the same break schedule they also hang out over holidays and shit- maybe they have double dates with larry and the nurse? and they have inside jokes about the students and other teachers. usually it’s nothing hurtful, more just “you had to be there”

NoTP- i feel like there’s a slim chance someone tried to ship him with a student and again. pedo.philia is not allowed. otherwise i’m chill with him being in lots of different relationships! he’s enough of a blank slate that lots of dynamics could work!

A fun dynamic they would have- i bet he’s the kind of Cool Teacher that really inspired Clare and her classmates! I would love to see his teaching style and know how he interacts with his students! it could be especially fun to see him and Anaïs interact, because he’s either one of the most positive and encouraging forces in her life (this could be a sweet bond) or he has a different favorite student, which could lead to her either resenting him or working overtime to become the teachers pet. personally i see anaïs as the type that teachers love and dote on bc she’s so smart and clever and she prefers to hang out with the teacher at lunch and recess since she doesn’t have many friends

Any other fun headcanons or things i wanted to elaborate on- again, this character is kinda new to me, but i like to think he becomes a pacifist after his terrible experience in the ring, which makes the nurse like him even more (he’s sweet and sensitive!!) and also strengthens his bond with mr small, who tries to rope him further and further into hippie culture.

and mr. small!

gender- i like to think he’s nonbinary!! he uses he/they pronouns in his personal life but usually sticks with he/him and mr. while at work (and i’m gonna use he/him for convenience in this post)

sexuality- i mean. he sure is gay for men. maybe bi/pan, but he definitely likes men.

OTP- again, i may be basic but stevelmeyer/smallarry/etc is endgame for me uwu. that said i’m not gonna rain on anyone’s parade if they have a different ship! i talked a lot about these two in the last post, but i didn’t mention that i think they were both absolutely useless before they got together. steve thought he could flirt by just being really nice and always giving larry a tip and being ambiguously very affectionate and it worked but it also threw larry for a loop because 1) is this flirting? not expressly but also no one is nice to larry so maybe it is? but on the other hand- 2) he did this starting the first time he saw larry. maybe he’s just really nice to everyone. larry gets so flustered around steve that he sometimes welcomes him to the wrong store. also steve is enough of a good and decent person that he doesn’t aggressively flirt with people while they’re working and he waits until he finally catches larry on a break/off day to actually make a move. also once they’re more comfortable together larry uses steve as a pillow and eventually rob does the same

BroTP- mr. corneille!!!! bffs!!!! once mr c becomes a pacifist steve is all “hey do you wanna go to a rally with me? it’s for peace” “how do you rally for peace?” “we mostly just hold signs and sing kumbayah but at the very least it’s peaceful within the rally” and “hey do you wanna go thrifting with me? i try to only buy things that are used or recycled” “uh... sure, why not?” “oh thank god larry is at work and rob is at school” “wait, you mean NOW? steve, we’re at school too”

NoTP- i don’t want to see him dating any of his coworkers except maybe mr c. i’m not entirely sure why this is but i feel like he’s not really a dating within the workplace kinda guy. also obviously no minors

A fun dynamic they would have- i LOVE seeing him at work with students, but i wanna home in on him and rob. rob starts coming to him because he’s either sent there or wants to get out of class, where he feels simultaneously ignored and judged. at first he doesnt say anything, just sits there holding his knees and refusing to make eye contact, but eventually steve is able to earn his trust and they start actually talking. rob gets more and more open about his past, his lack of a family, his troubles with making friends and feeling wanted (or even noticed), and all the other shit he’s been through, and steve is actually able to help. his advice isn’t always perfect, but he does a pretty decent job when given a specific problem to fix, and he’s so loving and well intentioned that rob doesn’t hold any mistakes against him. rob accidentally calls him dad during a session once, and it makes steve cry. he immediately goes home after school and asks larry if he wants kids. yes he does adopt rob. yes it does make both of them insanely happy. steve is the cool dad who doesn’t care what rob gets up to as long as he’s safe and not hurting anyone, and rob is so proud that he’s earned his dads trust that he usually does a pretty decent job staying out of trouble. steve is also careful to never smoke in front of rob, even tho rob absolutely knows his dad isn’t sober by a long shot.

Any other fun headcanons or things i wanted to elaborate on- working as a guidance counselor is actually the only job he’s ever had. he spent his 20s really deep in drug/hippie culture, and even tho he never wanted to “escape” it, he did realise eventually that he needed a job if he wanted to make it. his parents were always very supportive of him, but they naturally grew more distant as he became an adult. part of the reason he was able to have such a laid back childhood and young adulthood is he had their support. also, as much as he advocates for alternative medicine, he’s not an anti-vaxxer. he’s about learning what herbs and natural medicines can do for you, and using stuff like vaccines and medicines where they’re needed rather than as a first resort- if a tea can cure a headache, why take advil? and he painted janice himself! it took forever, and he’s so proud of her (and himself)

[astroellipse]

post time post time, probably gonna be long open at your own peril

technically has been a while since i made one of these? i’ve been reminded because some rando went back and liked one of them (one where i was ranting about HW, i feel validated). I wanna go back to cataloguing glams bc I’ve felt regret about not doing that for some of them and looking back on old ones is funny. otherwise this shit’s just gonna sit in my screenshots folder forever and get super buried. gonna go through some i already have.

DRK glam i’ve had for a while. a friend called this one “horny orange femboy” and i mean... accurate?

i didn’t have an actual pic, but this was an old PLD glam... it was a bit too basic. also i’ve seen at least one other guy with like, EXACTLY this for their PLD glam as well. it looks cool, i get it, but too basic.

another old PLD glam. this was also my MNK glam for a long while.

one of several MCH glams, a costume. the colors are sorta wonky but the glasses are light pink. /i/ thought it was clever enough. is it perhaps cringey. Yes. but that’s alright.

NIN glam. a bell hop because i do not respect this class.

short-lived black mage glam, parallel to current WHM glam

AST. very pretty. wish the undershirt either wasn’t there like on the F version, or was in a color that was easier to match.

current DNC glam, riff off of an ooooooold AST glam. oh... i think i used it more recently too? hm. see this is why i shoulda been better about this stuff i want it for my own information.

current WHM glam. i enjoy it quite a bit, more than previous BLM.

current BLM. i think it’s very cute, there are several elements shared between the hat/weapon/top/gloves, and i uh, sorta just wanted an excuse to use the fishnets and 2B boots together. i know what i’m about don’t look at me.

see the issue with these is i’ve gotten bored. might tack onto it later. might not and regret it down the line. oh well

[finewalls]

#showyourprocess

From planning to posting, share your process for making creative content!

To continue supporting content makers, this tag game is meant to show the entire process of making creative content: this can be for any creation.

RULES - When your work is tagged, show the process of its creation from planning to posting, then tag up to 5 people with a specific link to one of their creative works you’d like to see the process of. Use the tag #showyourprocess so we can find yours.

I am lowkey late but I finally have proper time to do this fun thing! Thank you  @tomthenetherlands for tagging me (check her process here). I was asked to explain my process of making this lyric animation so here we go

[disclaimer: I’ve deleted everything but the final product from my computer so I’ll mostly explain with text only]

1. PLANNING: Okay first I got this request on my ask box bc I was lowkey doing a series, so I knew the style I was gonna go with: simplistic animation. That’s pretty much all the plan was fhgsdjkfhksda

2. BASEWORK: Now first thing I did is choose the best lyrics for the edit and started searching for videos best fit to use as the base for the edit. Immediately knew to use a clip from the movie 1917 because of the burning city scene, for the first lyric. Then a clip from walls as I wanted to insert Louis into it and went through some true blood ship videos to find a good one of two guys kissing dfhgsdjfsk and for the last one I originally wanted a wedding scene but the one I tried to use was way too difficult to work with it so I used another part from the same video as base. Now that I got my videos I open up photoshop and get working

3. PHOTOSHOP: Starting with GIF number 1

Just like with every GIF I import the video and choose the frames I want yada yada. Now first before I start the ‘animation’ process I sharpen the GIF once and then I over colour the whole thing. Like over saturated and massive contrast so it’s easier to work with. Also in this case made everything super warm like yellow and orange all over. Then comes the fun part! I started painting each frame making sure it’s not too flashy and clear enough so you recognise what’s happening. Since this was the first of the edit I chose a simple colour palette I could use in the other GIFs as well. Ones I was happy with the frames I resize the canvas to 600x400px and compressed the GIF once and then open it again, added the lyrics on top and standard GIF making again. 

GIF number 2! This one took me about 3 times until I got it right. I did so much recolouring I almost gave up hdgjkaslga

But just like the first one, colouring, sharping etc. and then again one frame at a time painting the scene and making sure you see human shapes. As you can still see the right side of the gif is a mess bc why did't I just paint it all black idk. But with this I recoloured it again after painting bc I wasn’t happy with the shades, and then again and again bc fun. But yeah, resize, compress, add text, tha-da

GIF number 3, my fave

Okay with this one I cheated a little to get it done quickly. So otherwise same as the others, but instead of going frame by frame to paint, I just put all the frames through a filter at once to get the result. Which is why it’s the smoothest of them all too tbh. But just had to fix the colours with colouring tools but rest is standard GIF making.

GIF number 4, the one that I hated the most

Now see like I said, i had a different idea for this at first, but bc it didn’t work I decided to try this part of the same video (a married couple walking with their wedding party) First I turned everything black and white bc I figured this will be like minimalist (and easier to work with). Now I wanted to get rid of the other people so i basically painted all black and then went frame by frame getting the two people walking. Had to add the shadow of them as it looked painfully stickfigure-y without it djsakdgdfsh. Once I was happy with the animation I slapped on a pride flag bc I wanted it gay u know.. But to match with the rest of the GIFs I multiplied it and warmed up the colours a bit. Then again, compress, add text, standard.

ADDING IT TOGETHER READY FOR POSTING: Then I made sure all the edits match or like look nice together and the text was in the same level and such nice things and made sure I got them all in right size (in these I did 600x400px normally I go with 530px width) then it’s time to open tumblr.com

POSTING: Like with other edits I did for this ‘’series’’ I chose more lyrics from the song and added them as caption along with who requested it and saying do request more (still taking in requests btw even tho i didn’t get into the animation school)

I used the HTML to get the colours I used in the edit into the caption as well (used this when I first learned how to do that) 

now with tags I like to be talkative

I have the standard blogs I tag and bc it was Louis’ lyrics I tagged dt and I always use ‘[insert initials] edit’ for everything for my own navigation. And then I obviously make my own comments, which in this one are 100% accurate and I stand by them. I peaked here. 

ALL DONE: then I sit back and wait for the notes to roll in :) hjfgsdjkf

That is all thank you for reading if you did! I would like to see the process from

@curlyhairedprince for these motherfucking edits

@ltpolari for this edit bc colouring icon

@thesemptysounds for this incredible edit bc it’s my favorite thing ever and now on my wall forever thank you

@queersue for this edit (and many others posts alike) bc colouring legend

and finally @tomlinsun​ for this lil drawing which is also on my wall bc i love it so much!!

As always feel free to not reveal your process:

Thank you for coming to my ted talk I’ll see ya later.

[iwaqchan-archive]

Sero headcanons because there is not enough Sero content on this cite- SFW I want the cute cuddly feels rn.

A/N: You want fluffy headcanons that are so sweet they will make you vomit? well i am here to deliver!! sit back, relax and keep a bucket by your side bc oh boy you gonna need it hun!! also i apologize for taking my sweet ass time with this, again!!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ ｡ﾟ･ ───

• hanta loves burying his face into the crook of your neck, if he could he would never, ever leave your bed if it meant he could stay in that position forever. this is also his prefered sleeping position whenever you would share a bed.

• while the above is his all time favourite sleeping (and cuddling) position, he also enjoys spooning very much, especially when he gets to be the little spoon. there is just something so comforting about having you bury your face in between his shoulder blades, while your arm losely drapes over his torso. it makes him feel warm and safe.

• in my dating headcanons post i never got around to mention what kind of pet names our boy would use. so let me just say, they would be super cheesy. obviously he would only call you these things in the privacy of your rooms.

• those nicknames would be things like: cuddle muffin, care bear, sweetie-pie or even pookie. yeah i know, he goes all out with the names. and honestly at first he started using them ironically, as a way to tease you but after a while they turned less and less ironic until they eventually turned into his forms of endearment.

• loves eskimo kisses, you can't convince me otherwise. in his eyes, they are the epitome of love and affection, and nothing could ever come close to being this intimate.

• your classmates adore your relationship. they think you guys are the sweetest, most adorable human beings and mina even has an entire folder on her phone with pictures of you guys. mostly of you guys cuddling, sleeping in the couch or just being adorable in general

• there were so many times when you two would chill in the common room, intending to study for an upcoming test, only to fall asleep on the couch, all tangled up. honestly it was awfully cute and like i said, mina has a lot of pictures as proof for this.

• sero is a fucking giant, and if you happen to be shorter than him, he will tease you about it. but secretly he loves it that you are shorter than him. it gives him the excuse to carry you around school whenever you feel like it. your feet hurt? no worries he is there in no time and will either give you a piggy back ride or carry you around bridal style

• constantly complimenting you!! he can't help himself, you are amazing and wonderful and just overall an incredible person, so it is only natural that he will tell you all of that.

• loves hugs, so much. most of the time you guys will just stand by your lockers and just be all cozy and cute with each other, with your head tucked under his chin and his arms around your waist/combing through your hair, while you just hold each other.

• he is the cutest baby, and loves you very much (also sero deserves more love!!)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ ｡ﾟ･ ───

requests: open

[kittybellestark]

Okay I think Time Can Heal All, But Maybe Not This has been out long enough that I can actually talk about it

If you haven’t read TCHABMNT yet there’s gonna be some spoilers but you can find it here

EDIT: I forgot to talk about May bc I did this at night when I was really tired and my brain just wanted to talk about Peter ig, that is my absolute bad so I added that in everything else is the same tho

So obvs y’all know I had troubles with getting it published here and there’s still been some struggles but I wanna actually talk about the story.

So I started writing it a few months ago but only got 7 paragraphs in before not knowing where to bring the story. Originally the line “And Peter is terrified” was supposed to end that paragraph.

After that the fic was going to be all fluff and Harley and Tony trying to reassure Peter that his insecurities aren’t going to come to fruition.

But then I had a bad day. And the story had been sitting in my drafts forever. So I figured out how to continue the story.

Make Peter feel alone.

I had to keep the snap canon because otherwise there’s be no other plausible way for all of Peter’s family to just ditch him and for Flash and Peter to become friends.

I had to make it so that everyone in Peter’s life moved on without him.

So May moved to Italy and has a boyfriend who Peter assumes will be her husband by the time he’s 20, she has her dream job and is doing what she loves.

She moved out to Italy to forget Peter. It was for selfish reasons, she lost everything in her life, her husband, his family (Peter’s parents), her parents had died years prior and now Peter is also dead. She’s left alone and she doesn’t know what to do. So May moves to Italy to forget Peter and forget the pain and grief she feels. She doesn’t want to remember him.

By trying to forget she finds a new life. She’s a version of who Peter could have become. May is alone with no one, left behind in a world that lost everything. She has a new family and she can’t give it all up to move half way across the world. May would be uprooting her whole family. She moved on from Peter. Tried her hardest to forget him.

May wants to have a relationship with Peter, she just mentally cannot handle having him back in her life because then that opens up the possibility of Ben being back in her life, or her parents, or Peter’s parents even. By acknowledging that Peter is back for more than a phone call or a FaceTime it’ll send her spiraling. May has crafted this reality for herself and it is safe and she cannot give it up.

She loves Peter, of course she does, but having him back will only hurt her more.

I still think it’s canon, in this story,  that Tony reversed what Thanos did for Peter. And I couldn’t just kill Tony off either because that wouldn’t really be as painful as Peter just not having contact with him after everything.

It’s not because Tony just forgot Peter existed that they don’t really talk at the beginning. Obviously the affect of snapping left Tony seriously injuries and I referenced that in the story, “…Tony needed a lot more attention after the snap due to his injuries…” so Peter doesn’t really have the full idea of what his injuries are like, but I imagine pretty horrible, which would mean that Pepper wouldn’t be able to move him very soon.

Not to mention Morgan, who is born post snap and now the world had doubled in population and suddenly her father is so badly injuries he can’t be moved. That’s traumatizing on a child of her age, and then try and move her into the city?? That’s going to cause lasting affects on her mental health so of course the Starks are going to do what they can for Peter, but they have some really big things they need to deal with too.

But the Starks did move back into the city for him, it’s just a little late, because Peter is now going away for school. It’s not that they didn’t put an effort in to be with him, it’s just that they were spread thin between the Tony’s recovery, having Morgan cope, the company, what’s left of the avengers, trying and get themselves back to the city and being in the midst of what is probably an economic crisis.

When Peter turns 22 there’s a line “Just some empty seats and empty promises,” which isn’t much to go on, but a little bit later when Peter is thirty I wrote that Tony also has an 8 year old son. So Tony and Pepper were supposed to go to Peter’s MIT graduation, but she went into labour and they couldn’t go. It’s such a small little thing that’d be easily missed, but I wanted to sprinkle in that Tony and Pepper were trying to make an effort with Peter at least. But then they have another kid and being parents is hard enough, but now two kids? That’s hard, they’re going to forgot to prioritize Peter, especially when he hasn’t been a priority yet.

I felt it was important to give Peter someone though. Which is why Peter and Flash are friends through the story. It’s unlikely, and it wouldn’t have happened had they not been left behind. In the beginning I had wanted to have Flash and Peter get together romantically at some point, but that felt like a cop out, and too predictable. Which is why Flash ended up with Peter’s P.A, Gwen (yes Gwen Stacy). Having Flash move on with his life could either give Peter the idea that he could have what Flash has, because they’ve been in the same boat forever, or it could lead him to think that he’s incapable of having a life like that.

I had originally written that Peter tells Flash about Spider-Man, about how he can’t put on his suit without getting really bad flashbacks and panic attacks about what happened. But I didn’t want to turn this story to be about Spider-Man, because it’s not. This isn’t about Spider-Man’s struggles to get the suit back on and save people, this is about Peter’s struggles with mental health and his addiction. In my head Peter told Flash when they were still in high school, sitting on the bleachers in the evening, drinking a bottle of whiskey that Flash stole from his Dad’s liquor cabinet, which would also be the beginning to Peter’s alcoholism. But I ultimately didn’t feel like it was necessary to add to the story. It is something I’m willing to write out in the future though.

It felt really important for me to make everything in the story connect with each other. Peter goes to school at MIT, which is in Boston, where Ned lived when he was an adult (and we know that’s also where Tony went to school), and Peter is in California when he meets Harley again, where MJ went to school (Tony also previously lived in Cali). Everything needed to be connected to the life Peter lost. Which is also why there are so many similarities in Peter’s life now and Tony’s life before he settled down.

Tony went to MIT, well now so does Peter. Tony is an alcoholic with preference for whiskey? Yeah, Peter too. Tony is pretty much alone except for Rhodey? Peter is also alone, but he has Flash. Tony had suicidal and self-destructive tendencies? Peter has only tried killing himself multiple times. By making Peter into a version of Tony, it brings a reference to SM:HC, where Peter says after the ferry boat accident, “I just wanted to be like you” and Tony responds “And I wanted you to be better.” Peter is Tony, he’s just found fame and fortune at a different time, runs his own company and makes ground-breaking research that will help the world.

It’s why Peter is so hurt when he’s called (look a SM:FFH reference) “The Next Tony Stark.” He already is Tony Stark, except he doesn’t have the happiness or the family Tony currently has. Peter just has Flash and his assistant Gwen (just like young Tony only had Rhodey and Pepper). Peter being a version of Tony Stark, he can’t really see an escape. He is so horribly hurt and the only way he can see there being peace in his life is if he isn’t alive. Which is why he continues to try and kill himself.

I didn’t want Peter to die though, I wanted him to find something that would make life tolerable. Which is why I reintroduced Harley. Peter tries to ignore Harley, pretend he doesn’t recognize him, because Peter doesn’t want to remember his past and who he was and what he lost anymore. Harley being there is such a big reminder of who he used to be and who he wants to be, that Peter wants Harley to go away. He doesn’t acknowledge that he knows Harley, even when Harley all but says ‘I’m Harley Keener’ to Peter. At this point in the story Peter made up his mind that he is going to die. There was no other option, but then this beacon of hope shows up and Peter doesn’t want it anymore.

I think by reintroducing Harley it was important to never say that Peter and Harley end up together or that they’re still in contact. I left that pretty open ended because Harley just swooped in at the last second and stopped Peter from killing himself. Peter’s recovery is clearly not an easy one because that was when Peter is 30 and it’s only when Peter turns 32 that he’s one month sober. It was important that you don’t know who is Peter’s family. Because maybe it’s not the Starks or MJ and Ned or Harley or May. Maybe Peter moved on from his past they way they all had and has finally made peace with life, or maybe Peter’s past is now in his life again and he’s happy because he has what he always missed.

Everything in this story was so deliberate and there’s so much that I did that’s just these small little things and I love it so much. I think it was important to see Peter struggle with life and death and his mental illnesses.

So yeah, I’m completely in love with this story and if you guys have any questions about it please send me some asks and I’ll totally answer them, I’m just not over this story yet and I really want to talk about it some more !!

[manggaetteokkie]

Hi, re your last anon, we know that jk added the J last, bc we have photo evidence. We have a photo of jk at an amusement park w friends/brother, holding a churro, and while ARMY is there, the J is not. And it wouldn't be a pain thing, imo, bc as someone w tattoos, that J would've taken like, 30 seconds or less. This kinda discounts the ot7 for me, personally, bc did he just forget 3 of his hyungs? Also the inconsistency of the symbolism, the stage names for some and real names for others (1)

(2), plus that Tae, Joon, Yoongi all have only one symbol for them (V for Tae, RM for Joon, and Y/MY for Yoongi, but Hobi, Jin, and Jimin all have to share one letter. And again, the fact that the J was added days after is Very noticeable to me. In my opinion, the A is just stylistic (see how samsung does the same), and once everyone saw JM (on his ring finger), everyone ran to show how it could be ot7. We'll never know for sure, but I think it's a tattoo just for army, and jm is something Else.

Hi! same anon from before, the churro pic wasn't the only one there was another pic of him posing with his whole arm out (i'm assuming before he added to his sleeve). there we saw everything but the '+' & the added J. also in the churro pic, tho you're right we can't be certain it's him, the tattoo on the thumb seems to be his 0613 tattoo that's in the same area. either way i get ppl are gonna speculate since he hasn't stated anything otherwise, as long as ppl take it with a grain of salt

adding to my previous ask, (tattoo anon) i also feel like pushing something cause it's ot7 doesn't make it any more plausible? whether ppl want it to be shipping related or ot7 they are all theories just the same until he talks about them you know?

Hello again tattoo anon(s)! (I’m gonna call you tattoo anon(s) because I’m pretty sure I’m talking to two diff tattoo anons at this point).

Okay, I’m gonna soften my stance just a bit because I feel like this whole tattoo thing has one too many iffy points for anyone to make a certain statement (and like I said, JK himself has never confirmed anything and even if he did say something, I feel like people would still doubt if he was telling the entire truth). While there is some evidence floating around, people would argue it’s not enough so for me, it’s gonna remain as one of those “what exactly was jk thinking of when he did it” moments (notable moments in this category: the tissue incident, when he pulled JM by the tie which led to JM sitting on his lap in the LY tour, the list goes on).

Also, I made a mistake in my previous edit, JK does have a 0613 tattoo on his thumb. It’s just that, like Jimin’s NEVERMIND tattoo, which took forever for people to confirm it’s real given how people worried it might’ve been an edit, it’s so easy to manipulate a photo especially if you’re the only source posting it. Even now I’m not 100% convinced by either OT7 or shipping theory because I’m always a bit iffy of the information online.

To be perfectly honest though, when I first saw the explanation for the J, even my initial thought was “rip, 3 people sharing the same letter, would’ve been cool if they each got their own little piece... at least Jimin got the M to differentiate” (and I didn’t even have my shipping glasses on), so I can’t say I surprised people are being 👀 about what the J really stands for. It also doesn’t help that the letters JM literally stands out so much like BAM!

Nonetheless, I would say that it’s pretty fair to believe the narrative you want (OT7 or shipping). As anon said, Jeongguk himself has not confirmed anything so no one can say for sure what the tattoos mean. The important thing is to check your information thoroughly and not be afraid to change your mind if new information pops up. I’m pretty comfortable with both theories (my head says OT7, meanwhile my heart would love to believe in JM...).

(Also, just did a tiny bit of research and I think the hand the ring is on doesn’t matter, meaning the right hand can work just as well as the left hand. It’s the fact that it’s on the fourth finger that matters. Man really could’ve used his left hand instead but wow, look at the way the stars aligned and made the J end up on his ring finger instead of his middle finger, which would’ve happened if he had tattooed his left hand instead. I’m just gonna be here like hmm 👀 I’m watching you JK).

But seriously though, I feel like this whole thing really tested my investigative skills 😂 pretty nice, helps me get more info about things. Also, thanks to everyone who’s linked or corrected me in my previous post, y’all keep me accountable so that I’m not sharing completely inaccurate information and talking out of my ass lmfao

Btw, here are some of the tattoo pics I believe tattoo anons are referencing/have referenced (let me know if I missed anything):

[ladybugsfanfics]

Forever Waiting | Tom Hiddleston x reader

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x reader | Soulmate AU

Style: One Shot

WC: 3.9k

Warnings: ...cuteness? A warning that Tom Hiddleston is way too good to be true? Okay, but there is a warning for a 10 year AGE GAP. the reader is ten years younger than Tom in this... 

Summary:  Anonymous said: Soulmate AU with clocks, but some clocks runs into count down to 0 to they meet, and some count to the day their soulmates is born and stops at moment they meet. Readers bff is a Loki fan and force her to go to the SDCC. During the Con, reader sees her clock is near 0, then Tom bump into her. Then they go separate ways, and Tom looks at his clock and it stoped, then he have to find the stranger he bumped in. When he does, he's like "you letted me waiting" bcs shes 10 years younger than him...

A/N: Oh boy, this was a lot of fun to write and I am so glad I can share it with you all. It’s pretty cute,  I think... Please enjoy and I hope you all have had a good week so far and that your weekend turns even better ^_^

If you want to be added to my taglist, please send an ASK ^_^

Y/N

“Come on.” Your best friend tugs at your arm, pulling you from where you sit on the hotel room bed. “It’ll be fun.” 

You roll your eyes. “How?”

They sigh and point at your arm. The clock counting down until the moment you’ll meet your soulmate stares at you from where it hangs on your wrist. It’s been ticking down slowly for a while now, for the last week your heart has been beating like crazy. When Y/BFF/N asked you to go with them to SDCC, you were hesitant at first. No matter where you are when the countdown goes to zero, you’ll meet your soulmate, yet there’s always that inner voice hoping for a meet-cute like so many of the stories people post have. However, you realised that maybe the best way to go about it was to not think about it, so you said yes, knowing you would meet your soulmate at SDCC, and knowing it would probably be chaos, but also, hopefully, pretty amazing. 

And now that you’re there, in the hotel room, gut churning like crazy because of all the possibilities about what can happen in the next few hours, it all feels so real. Too real. The clock says it’s three hours, forty-three minutes and five seconds until you meet your soulmate, and the last twenty four have been as excruciating as you thought was possible, but now that you know it will happen, you can’t help… 

To be honest, you kind of want to cry. It feels too soon, too late, too ...coincidental. 

Yet, you stand up. “Okay,” you say, taking a final look in the long mirror at the entrance of the room. Dressed casually in a pair of black skinny jeans, a turquoise and loose blouse, and a pair of black and white flats, you feel kind of good. The little, natural make-up you put on feels like too little and too much, and even if you do feel good about your looks at the moment, you still feel like you’ll disappoint. 

But Y/BFF/N squeals where they stand behind you, clapping their hands together and jumping up and down. “You’re gonna meet your soulmate,” they singsong. 

You roll your eyes, but the smile on your lips reveal the truth. Your beating heart and your churning gut reveals the truth; You’re just as excited as they are. 

TOM

It’s not like Tom hasn’t tried not to think about it. It’s not like he hasn’t tried to take the clock off, hide it away to never look at again. The people he’s been with did the same; they tried to hide the fact that there was something missing. 

And now he stares at the numbers. 

28:74:04:02:49 (28 years, 74, days, 4 hours, 2 minutes, 49 seconds)

The love of his life only grows older, and so does he. God, he hopes she comes around soon. He’s only getting older, and time runs out for the family he would like to start. But there is someone out there, even if he has to wait forever. 

He sighs. It’s not like it’ll be very specia if it happens soon, seeing as he’s in the middle of a Comic Con. How does he meet someone he hasn’t met before? Is it some actor or author or otherwise that’s shown up and he’ll finally be introduced to? Is it a fan? Some random person walking down the hallways? Or will he have to wait even longer?

It’s the fact that he doesn’t know that has his heart beat so fast. The moment can be right around the corner, or years away. Letting out another deep sigh, he lets his arms fall down and walks out of the bathroom. The crowd is full, and he would regret taking the route to the same bathroom as everyone else, but there’s something about feeling a little normal. 

He weaves through the crowd, head a little down as to not suddenly be stopped by some fan―though maybe that’s exactly what’s supposed to happen. 

Too caught up in his own thoughts, Tom doesn’t notice his steps. He walks right into something, someone, the bump enough for them to fall. Wide-eyed he stares at the girl on the floor. “Oh,” he says and holds out a hand for her, “I’m so sorry. Are you okay?” 

She takes his hand, a pained smile on her face as he helps her up. His hand holds under her elbow, steadying her and searching her face for any sign of hurt. When her smile turns rather awkward and embarrassed instead, he removes his hand. 

“I’m so sorry,” he says, “are you okay?”

The girl nods with a smile. “I’m fine, don’t worry. As much my fault as yours,” she says. “But I have to go, my friend’s waiting for me. She’s pretty excited about all this.” She gestures vaguely in the air, indicating an excitement for just being at comic con. 

Tom smiles at her. “Yeah, of course. Sorry, again.” 

She gives him another small smile as she walks away. Tom can’t help but stare after her as she walks, something churning deep within his gut, something akin to butterflies, or flutters. He can’t ignore the flip of his heart. 

Knowing he’s wasted a lot of time, he shakes his head and moves from his spot. With a last look behind him, seeing the girl disappear into the crowd, he lets the smile stay on his face. He takes a glance down at his clock; how long could have gone? 

And seeing as it says 28:74:04:07:39 and the seconds don’t tick further, he knows he’s met her. But how to find her again when he hasn’t even gotten her name? 

Y/N

You make it back to where Y/BFF/N took a seat just in time. Despite their rather angry look at how late you are, there’s something more to the look. As you sit down, they take your arm in theirs and twist it around. 

“It’s stopped,” they say and raises a brow. “So, who is it?”

“Uhh,” you say, “I don’t know?” You shrug and press your lips into a thin smile. 

Y/BFF/N frowns. “You don’t know?” They turn in their chair, frown turned into ...resignation? “How can you not know who your soulmate is? You should have met him? Exchanged words maybe? Something?” Their loud voice turns some heads, and you sink into your seat trying to not get too much attention. 

“There was one person, maybe?” 

They sit back. “Okay, who? What happened? Where is he now?”

You don’t get to answer as the show starts. 

You don’t really follow everything. Someone talks a whole lot, more talking, something on the big screen and more things. It takes a whole lot of time and you’re feeling rather bored. But you’re there as support, as a friend, so you don’t say anything. 

When they start to talk about the new Loki show, Y/BFF/N squeals in their seat and grins at you. You smile at their enthusiasm, finding it rather cute. But then, as they introduce the lead actor (you can never seem to get his name―no matter how many times Y/BFF/N has mentioned it) and he walks onto stage, your heart stops. 

That’s him. The guy you ran into in the hallway. The sweet one who had you blush. The British one whose voice had your knees weak, and whose dazzling, worried smile made your heart flip and your gut churn. 

And it turns out he’s plays Loki. Loki. The most beloved onscreen villain. 

You take a deep breath, feeling the need for some fresh air. But instead of managing, it stops. You hold your breath, sink into your seat and think about the complications it holds. Not only that, but seeing as your best friend is one of his biggest fans, you also know he’s about ten years older. 

You know you don’t choose your soulmate, who you love, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy to feel ready. When you’re finally stable in your life, you’re meeting someone who has been stable for so long. You’re meeting someone who has so many fans that might rip you to shreds (you’ve seen how fans can be with celebrities’ partners). 

But, it’s worth a shot, right? 

So, you do your best to steady your breathing. Your heart still beats, and the anticipation has butterflies flutter around in your gut, but you smile as it continues. When he gets off the stage, you whisper to Y/BFF/N about needing to use the bathroom. They nod and wave you off. 

Okay, so how do you find him again? He’s probably backstage, or whatever it’s called at these things. You make your way to the most obvious place you can think of, and of course, there are people there and security. 

With a deep sigh, you try to see another way. You stand there thinking for a little while, before you decide to try your luck. One of the security guards stands a little on the outside of the group. You lean against the wall where he stands. 

“You’re not getting in,” he says. 

You shrug. “Not sure I want to either,” you reply. “Gonna be attacked by all these people.”

The guard tugs a little on his lips. “What is it that you want then?”

“Deliver a message.” You take a deep breath. “This is gonna sound weird, because I don’t know his actual name, but the dude who plays Loki,” you glance at the guard who raises a brow, “I think I’m his soulmate.”

“I’m gonna tell you this nicely, but you’re not the first one to say that. First one who didn’t know his name, but not the first one.”

You nod. “Well, I’m not trying to get in there. Look, here―you have a pen? Okay, thanks.” You find a piece of paper and write a message on it. “Can you see that he gets this? I know it seems weird, but, I don’t want to miss the chance to talk to him if it is him. I just know my clock ended after I met him and I… I need to know.”

The guard nods, accepting the piece of paper. “Okay, but don’t expect much.”

“I’m not.” 

And with a small, grateful smile at the guard, you walk back to your seat. Y/BFF/N gives you a half-smile half ‘you were gone long’ look, which you just shrug off. Painfully, you watch through the whole show, hoping your soulmate got your note and that he does decide to send a message to you, after all, you did put your number on the piece of paper. 

After too long, it’s finally over. You get up from your seat. Y/BFF/N follows right behind. “Hey, what’s going on?” they ask as you rush from the crowd of people. You find a free corner and lean against the wall. 

“Okay, you’re gonna think I’m crazy and that I’m stupid and that―”

They take your hands in theirs. “I already know you’re crazy, but you are far from stupid. Just take a deep breath and tell me what’s going on.” They smile warmly at you, taking away some of the nervousness running through your veins. 

“Okay, so,” you take a deep breath, “I think the guy who plays Loki might be my soulmate.”

Y/BFF/N’s eyes goes wide. “Wait, seriously? But- no- he, huh?” Something flickers through their eyes. “You think Tom Hiddleston is your soulmate?!”

The yell has most of the crowd in the hallway stop and stare at the two of you. You hide your head in your hands, but still nod. “I bumped into him in the hallway when I was walking back to you, and like… when I saw him come out on stage, I just…”

“Give me your phone.”

You lift your head to look at them, yet still hand them your phone. By the look on their face as they unlock it, you snatch it back. Staring back at you is a single text message. 

You left me waiting, I hope you know how to make up for it. - Tom 

It has your heart beat faster. You look up at Y/BFF/N to see the look on their face, and seeing the shock (and little smirk) that colors their expression, you know that not only do they believe you, but they’re happy. 

“You have to reply.” 

Oh, shit. 

“What do I reply?” you ask, gaze drifting back to your phone and the text burning into your mind. 

Y/BFF/N takes your phone from you. They type something in, lips pressed together as they think. “Okay, I sent it. All we have to do is wait for an answer.”

“What did you send?” Your voice sounds more confident than you feel. 

Y/BFF/N doesn’t answer as the phone vibrates, signalling a new message. A smile makes its way on their face and they wave it in front of you. “Looks like you got a date.” They hand back the phone. 

Your mouth goes dry at the text staring back at you. Tonight at eight? Your gaze drifts up to what Y/BFF/N sent, which was a question of when he had time to let you make up for it. And he’d answered tonight. 

Tonight? Eight? You check the clock. That’s barely even one hour. 

Yet, you still reply, works great, where?

The reply comes awfully fast. You don’t feel prepared. Especially not to see the name of a hotel staring back at you. Still, you reply with a confirmation and a smiley. And then you sigh and give Y/BFF/N a dreadful look. 

“It’ll be okay. Now we gotta get you there.”

You nod. The nervousness boiling inside you, only rising with each minute.  

TOM

The girl had said yes. She had… said yes. 

He’d told the receptionist to give her his room number. Not that he was sure she wanted to get to his room at once, but he thought they might order room service and eat, and he doesn’t really want to go out in the public eye at the first meeting. 

His only problem is that he isn’t even certain the note was from her. Who else could it be from? He doesn't know, but how does he know if it isn’t someone who tried to mess with him? But how would anyone know his clock had run out of time? He hadn’t worn it out on stage, maybe that’s why? 

Either way, Tom can only wait. He paces back and forth, and though he has no clock other than his phone, it feels like he can see the minute hand slowly tick closer to eight. He checks the clock once more; 7.58. 

A knock on the door startles him. He looks at it, stares as if his eyes have x-ray vision and he can see the person on the other side. But he can’t. What he can, is check the peephole. 

On the other side stands a girl very much like the one he bumped into. Okay, that means it’s not a prank, probably. 

Tom opens the door. “Hi,” he says, voice smaller than he thought it would be. 

“Hi,” she says, lips pressed together in a small smile. She smiles wider and holds out her hand. “I’m Y/N.” 

He takes her hand in his and gives her a firm handshake. “Tom,” he says―he might be famous, but he doesn’t take it for granted that someone knows his name, plus it is the nice thing to do. “I’m not sure what you want to do, but would you like to come in? We could order room service and eat, if you’re hungry, of course.”

“Yeah, that would be nice.” 

Tom steps to the side to let her in and as she walks in, he closes the door. “What would you like? The room service menu lies on the table.” He nods to the small table by the window. He could have had a big suite if he wanted to, but he hadn’t planned on spending much time here and had one of the smaller rooms. A twin bed, a chair by the table and a luggage rack with his suitcase (thankfully closed). 

Y/N sits down in the chair and picks up the brochure. She scans the items with a cute scrunch of her nose, and looks up at Tom after a few moments. “I don’t need much, really, but the club sandwich sounds pretty good? And we could share a bottle of wine?” She presses her lips together, eyes gaze back down to the menu. “Or is that too much? I just thought, well, I guess this is a date. It is, right? I’m not being stupid now? Like the way you sent the text and―”

“Don’t think too hard on it.” He takes her hand in his, thankful when she doesn’t pull away. “I do intend this to be a date, we’re soulmates, right? That’s what’s supposed to happen, isn’t it?” 

She nods. “I guess. I just… I’m not really… I haven’t really been on dates. And you’re, you know…” Y/N gestures to him and sighs. 

“I’m what?”

She rolls her eyes. “...famous.” He can see in her eyes there’s another word she would rather say, but she holds back. They don’t know each other yet so Tom keeps from teasing, but he wishes she would say it. 

“Yeah,” he says instead, “but I’ll order.” He stands up, releases her hand and picks up the hotel phone. As he presses the button for room service and the dial tone comes up, he looks to her. “What kind of wine do you want?” 

“No preference, you can choose.” She smiles and stands up. “I’m just gonna use the bathroom whilst you call.” 

He nods and sighs as he watches her go. He’s been on dates. He’s had girlfriends. He’s had sex―and, yeah, it was good. But just being in Y/N’s presence has Tom relish in feelings he never thought possible; the constant beating of his heart; the dull ache in his lungs that has him struggle to breathe; the way his gut twists in this weird, unusual way; how cold he felt when he pulled his hand back because her touch had been searing. 

Tom takes a deep breath, casts a glance at the closed bathroom door and focuses on ordering some food and wine. He swallows a lump in his throat. He needs this to work. He needs this to be good. 

He needs this. 

 Y/N

“Wait,” you put down the wine glass, “let me get this straight. You went on a date with someone who claimed to be your soulmate even though your clock hadn’t run out yet? Only to get back home, check the clock you keep locked away because the thought of if scared you, and seeing that the woman lied to you? But you didn’t tell her that you knew because you didn’t have the heart and she was already in your home and you had a good time and she stayed over?”

Tom’s cheeks paint a deep red color as he nods with tight pressed lips. “She was a lovely woman, but… I guess she took advantage of the fact that I never wear it in public, and I rarely even bothered with it at the time. It felt like a reminder of something I wasn’t going to get.” 

You place your hand over his, the touch a good, quiet burn underneath your palm. “And now you have?” 

A smile spreads across his features. “Now I have.” He takes a sip of the wine. “Honestly, though, you are younger than I expected. You made me wait ten extra years.” 

“Well, sometimes you have to wait for the good things.” You smile at him. “But I hope I’m not a disappointment even though I’m younger?”

Tom shakes his head. “Not at all. You are better than I could have imagined. Ten years younger, but much more reflected than me, smarter than me and absolutely gorgeous.”

A light breeze flutters in your gut at his words. “I don’t believe I’m smarter or more reflected, but I’ll take the gorgeous comment any day, so thanks.” You smile at him and pick up your glass for a sip of wine. 

Tom’s gaze travels over you. Blue eyes that smile as they study your features and land on your lips. They flicker between your eyes and your lips, and yours does the same. Without thinking about it, you lick your lips and swallow the lump in your throat. Tom puts down his wine glass, and you follow. “Can I kiss you?” he asks, voice low and hoarse. 

You nod.

He leans forward slowly, taking his time. His hand cups your cheek and pulls you closer to meet him halfway. And when your lips press against his, your whole body goes alight with fire. Fireworks go off in your stomach. Your heart beats even faster than it already did and you didn’t think that was possible. 

Tom pulls away before you can press yourself closer to him. A sheepish smile coats his lips, which you return. You tug a little on his hand and motion with your hand that he should sit down on the bed instead. 

He doesn’t hesitate, moving from the chair to the bed in one swift motion. As he seats himself, you move over to him, straddling his hips and pressing your lips to his once again. You don’t take longer before you let your tongue lick over his bottom lip, which makes him open his mouth for your tongue to slide in. It elicits a sound from him and his hands makes its way to your waist, one rubs up and down your thigh while the other is placed firmly on your lower back, pressing you closer to him. 

You wrap your arms around his neck and comb your fingers through his hair. It’s soft, and even with the small curls it’s easily combed through. It surprises you enough to pull away, making Tom raise his brows at you. 

You smile sheepishly at him. “Your hair is so soft,” you say. 

Tom laughs and nods. 

“No, but really, you have curls yet they don’t… it’s not tangled.” 

Tom chuckles. Fond eyes meet yours and he presses a quick kiss to your lips that brings more emotions than the longer and deeper one you’d had moments before. “You’re cute.” 

“You’re cute.” 

He shakes his head with a smile. “Can you be the cute one and I the ruggedly handsome one?” he asks. 

You roll your eyes. “Sure.” You lean in to his ear and feel him tense underneath you. “Want to show me more of that rugged handsomeness?” Your voice is hoarse and breathless as you whisper in his ear, and just because you can, you plant a kiss by his ear. You trail kisses along his jaw, back to his lips. 

He twitches underneath you as you look up at him through your lashes. In the next moment, he flings you down on your back and hovers over you, hands on each side of your face and a hungry look in his eyes. He leans down, his lips inches from yours. “You sure?” 

You nod. “I’m making up for lost time, right?” You send him a smirk, and he doesn’t waste the moment to capture your lips in his and trace one hand along the curves of your body. 

It wasn’t how you saw the day end, but it wasn’t exactly a bad ending.

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[queenhawke]

ok goddamn here are all my Gripes with the timeless children/s12 more broadly in one post so i can just get it all out there and stop thinking about it hopefully. 

this is far too long and frankly very rambly and incoherent but i absolutely do not have the time or energy to write some sort of Coherent Essay lmao

but uhhh tl;dr get ya head outta the past and into the present, chibs

ok so first of all it’s just a badly written episode. like chibs my dude my bro my pal why the Fuck did u think having the master just Exposition at the doctor for 40 minutes was a good idea. why did u think that i would care about any of the 4??? side characters (i can’t even fuckin remember how many there were!!!) when they are just. complete nonentities. why should i care about obi-wan ko sharmus sacrificing himself when he’s just. There. and his backstory gets explained 5 seconds before he dies and it’s not even that interesting. wHyYyyy would u leave Time Lord/Cyberman Hybrid for the last 5 minutes and then have them just stand around doing nothing!!!! why on GOD’S GREEN EARTH would u take the genuinely interesting concept of a cyberman zealot/cult leader and then just be like ‘ye so he wants to be a robot and also he has a big Death Bomb now for some reason’. like having the master point out that it’s a dumb plan doesn’t make it any less of a dumb plan aaaahhhhhhhhh

BUT ALL THAT ASIDE all that nonsense aside.......... what is this timeless child thing, really. like what does it add to the doctor as a character. what does it add to the time lords as a concept? like. the Big Shocking reveal is that...... time lords are bastards, lied about shit and manipulated an innocent child? like YA BRO WE BEEN KNEW, that is exactly what they did w/ the master in the end of time (which. i also thought was dumb but w/e). like this ain’t new, chibs! except now it’s about them doing it to the doctor and now it’s Revealed that the doctor is the Most Specialest Person In Time Lord History and like

why tho

like is this really more interesting than the doctor just being a regular, even kinda shitty time lord who became a good person

“oh but it adds more mystery” does it???? how?? bc idk what y’all saw but to me it looked like they just explained the doctor’s entire fuckin backstory. like. all we don’t know is 

1. where the kid came from, which honestly...... isn’t that interesting a question bc it’s either like another planet/dimension or mayyyyybe it’s some sort of stable time loop thing idk but like. yawn. sorry maybe other people find that exciting, it sounds extremely boring to me.

and 2. we don’t know the full extent of what the doctor did w/ the Division (which. god i can’t stop thinking about the video game whenever i see that name) but like........ ok let’s say maybe the doctor did Bad Shit when they were w/ those time lords. that’s kind of the implication right? either they were forced to do bad shit or they initially voluntarily did bad shit and then rebelled and that’s where ruth!doctor comes in. like that seems the most likely trajectory that storyline takes

but

like

that’s all way in the past

like that’s happened and judging by ruth they’ve basically already learned and grown from that AND THEN presumably they got mindwiped and started over as a kid so like...... can you even hold the current doctor accountable and also like.

like it’s done

like it’s over

ruth is here

we’re already at the end point of this progression you know

i mean unless chibs intends to do episodes from the perspective of that pre-hartnell era, which i kinda doubt but who knows. but otherwise, the only way you can show that whole like... chain of events, is through flashback and exposition and i just. hmmmm im already tired

“oh but it fits perfectly in the lore and it makes sense and” ok but i don’t!! care!! how it fits in the Lore!! like if you do care about Lore that’s cool but like im sorry i fundamentally don’t give a shit UNLESS it is backed up by genuinely interesting character stuff and i just

don’t see anything here that wasn’t already in the show u know

“oh but morbius doctors explained!!” u think the casual audience knows or cares about the fuckin morbius doctors??? im not a casual viewer and i don’t even give a shit about the morbius doctors. im sure people do!!! i know people do But God Jesus Christ the last thing dr who needs to do is continuously go back into its own history to fix plot holes that really aren’t important to any of the characters at all. it’s a 56 year old show, there’s gonna be inconstencies and unless “““fixing”“““  those inconstistencies leads to actual interesting stories i Just Do Not Give A Shit

and like i get the feeling that this whole thing was smth chris chibnall has had in his head since forever, like this was his Big Bold Plan when he was a young guy watching classic who. and like. i get wanting to do that story now, but... the show has moved on, the world has moved on. he can do whatever he likes, but things have in fact happened, and sometimes you gotta adjust your big dream story to account for those things that have changed. sure, every showrunner is completely entitled to do with the show what they want, BUT the audience is still experiencing the show as one continuous story, and you gotta take that into account unless you want it to be super jarring for them! you want the master to blow up gallifrey, but gallifrey has been blown up + brought back in very recent history? find another way. this story could easily have been done without destroying gallifrey. i mean, have the master kill some time lords, sure, whatever. but keep them around! have them react to the doctor finding out the truth, have them confront each other!!! isn’t that a much more interesting story, anyway?

ok jesus this is getting way too long LISTEN

here are my main points:

- like the cartmel plan before it, it takes away far more mystery than it adds. it takes the vast and endless Unknown and turns it into like... a “mystery” plot the size of your average scandinoir thriller. before, the doctor’s life before an unearthly child could be anything you want. now it’s.... this

- the actual execution of it is bad. the dr sits in a cage for 40 minutes and is shocked and then she gets over it in that same episode

- it robs the doctor of a certain kind of agency and accountability. instead of a privileged time lord who got better through their travels and companions, now they’re an abused, adopted child who was always an outcast. and that’s not like..... an inherently bad story!! i get why that resonates with people, i do. BUT BUT BUT....... why does that have to be their story. why does that have to get shoved into the doctor’s backstory when that could be the story of a companion? why are you replacing one story when you could be creating new ones?

i think actually that’s my Main Gripe with all of this.

why is this the doctor’s story?

for an era that is supposed to be all about inclusivity and diversity and Space For All, why is the end result that the companions get shoved to the side in favour of doing gallifrey and the master again, in favour of Lore, in favour of the fuckin morbius doctors? why would you dangle jo martin in front of my face and then reduce her to the Magical Black Woman trope in this ep? why does the character who has up to this point been portrayed by 13 white men and 1 white woman, get the backstory about being an adoptee, why are you making all these past doctors people of colour and of different genders, instead of just... acknowledging that doctor who’s past wasn’t very diverse, and forging ahead with NEW stories instead. 

doctor who thrives on change, but this isn’t.... like it’s not going forward. it’s looking back and prioritising the past instead of focusing on the present, on the new generation. i didn’t like s11 much, but not using any past monsters was a good refreshing choice! no, they weren’t all great, but we got stuff like demons of the punjab and ITYA out of it, stories that were genuinely great and new. and in many ways s12 was an improvement, but going so full-in on classic monsters and stories... it felt like a step back.

i want new stories. tell me about yaz. tell me about ryan. tell me about places that aren’t england or gallifrey or other places we’ve been to. tell me about monsters that aren’t the daleks or cybermen or time lords. tell me about new mistakes the doctor makes. let her fuck up now, in the present. let her make bad decisions, let her do shitty things now, not lifetimes ago. let graham, yaz and ryan fuck up. let the fam clash with each other, really clash, not this half-assed stuff we had this season. tell me new stories with these new characters, that i still feel like i barely know despite having had two full seasons with them.

and give me jo martin as the 14th doctor goddamn