#poorlychosenoutfit

[scumbird1881]

Why buy a scooter for your infant child when you're just gonna be carrying it around all day? Also, why do the most out of shape people wear under armour shirts? Oh well, might as well drop them in the skatepark so I can stare into the loving abyss of my smart phone. Just some observational satire I've been wanting to draw for a while now. #jeffcoopmanart #1881customs #scooterkid #shitpants #surfchamp #underarmour #scooterkid #scooterkids #toyscooter #sandalsandsocks #outofshape #dadbod #poorlychosenoutfit #mohawkhelmet #illustration #satire #gimpphotoeditor #crap #skateparksarenotfortoddlers https://www.instagram.com/p/CfUh_lKPjKA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=