#poor kid tho he can't handle the sea at all T^T

[ren-amaki]

RIP sword hero Ren v.v

[stanraouldechagny]

Watching Phantom with my cousins but it's only the commentary they made:

Opening scene:

"WAIT! Doesn't the girl die at the end?? She.. she gets tossed in a.. a hot thing in a basement right???" "Dude, I think you're describing hell"

*chandelier crashes* "HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE-"

Think of me

"He's theEEERRrEEEeE tHHEEE pHHHaAAaNnNTTTOOOomMMm of tHe OPPEERRrRRRaaa" "SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO WATCH" (This will continue everytime Erik appears)

*madame Giry slams her cane on the ground while Christine is singing* "oop she had to do it to them"

*while Christine is singing* "HER EYES??? HER EYES! H E R E Y E S!!!"

Angel of music

""Gee, there's a phantom in this opera house?? Damn, wonder who that could be, anyway, Meg, have i told you about my angel of music?""

"If I can't be Christine then I wanna be Meg, she's i c o n i c"

Little Lotte/The mirror

"Who's he??? He's cute." (About Raoul)

"DID HE REALLY GO TO THE GODDAMN SEA JUST TO GET HIS CRUSH’S SCARF??? D E D I C A T I O N”

"JESUS CHRIST" (When Erik screams "INSOLENT BOY")

"HE'S HERE!!! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAAAAAA"

Main theme/Phantom of the opera

"TUN TUN TUN TUNNNNNNNN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUNNNNNNN-" "liteRALLY SHUT UP"

"*insert various variations of Christine going "AAAAAAAAaAAaAaAA" here*" (this will continue on at random parts when someone disagrees with what's happening on screen)

Music of the night

"*sighs dreamily* When will someone serenade me in the moonlight with a bunch of candles everywhere??"

"Why are his lips so big??"

Stranger than you dreamt it

"Oh. That's why."

Notes/Primadonna

"Literally what in GOD'S name are they saying???"

Poor fool he makes me laugh

"WHO CARRREEEEESSSSSS???? Where's the phantom????"

"THERE HE IS!!! HE'S THERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAA"

"WOW, what a dick." (When Carlotta starts to croak and the Raoul supporters realize it's because of Erik)

Why have you brought me here/Raoul, I’ve been there

"WOW, WHAT A DICK." (Erik supporters When Raoul grabs Christine and says "There is no Phantom of the opera")

"RAOUL YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST IN THE OPERA HOUSE WHERE HE J U S T A P P E A R E D????"

"He's a dumbass, but he's MY dumbass"

All I ask of you

(When I mentioned that Hadley only had 2 weeks to rehearse and he almost forgot his line) "DAMN HE RECOVERED HELLA QUICK THO"

"They're so cute,,,,, they're so cute,,,,,"

"She's pretty, she's talented and she gets to sing with a handsome guy???? QUEEN"

"OH MY GOD ARE THEY GONNA KISS????" "NO THEY'RE NOT"

"AHHAHAHAHHA YES!!!" "nOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"AAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAAAaAA" (Erik supporters when they kiss) "SHUT UP"

"HIS LAUGH OMG"

All I ask of you reprise

(Phantom appears) "oh for GOD'S SAKE" "He'S hEEERRRREEEEEE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA"

"Oh, you gonna cry?? You gonna cry because you're a little bitch who can't handle getting rejected???" "SHUT UP!!! DON'T DISRESPECT THE PHANTOM LIKE THAT, HE'S A COMPLEX CHARACTER-" "HE'S A LITTLE BITCH IS WHAT HE IS" "AAaaaaaAAAAAaa" "SHUT UP"

“Lmaoooo he’s covering his ears”

Masquerade

“RAOUL AND CHRISTINE DANCING I-“

“THEY’RE SO CUTEEEEEEEEE”

“Wait, if this is a masquerade, why doesn’t Raoul have a mask?” “Because his face is too pretty to be covered, duh.”

“He’S THEREEE THE PHANTOM OF THE O-“ “OKAY WE GET IT”

“He really had to have the most extra costume huh”

Notes/Twisted every way

“The managers should honestly just find another opera house to run.”

“”They don’t have to they can’t make you” BUT THEN HE FORCES HER???? LMAO OK THANKS RAOUL”

(Picture above happens) “HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA” “SHUT UP HE’S TRYING HIS BEST”

“Raoul and Christine should just move. They should just find another place where she can perform. She doesn’t deserve this.”

Wishing you were somehow here again

(No one was talking because we were all just taking in her vocals)

Wandering Child/Bravo monsieur

“OH HE’S BACK, WOW WE’RE SO SURPRISED” “HE’S THEREEE THE PHANTOM OF THE OP-“ “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP-“

“CHRISTINE NOOOOOOOOO” “RAOUL JUST RUN UP TO HER, THAT’S LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO”

“What in Christ’s name are they saying: the thrilling sequel”

“YESSSSS GIVE INNNN GIVE INNNNN”

“DAMN IT RAOUL” “YES RAOUL”

“Take a shot every time someone says “monsieur””

Point of no return

“HE’S THEREEEEE THE PHAAA-“ “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP”

“UGH, HE WAS WATCHING THEM WHEN ALL I ASK OF YOU HAPPENED??” “SHUT UP, HE’S ONLY DOING THAT BECAUSE HE’S CLINGING TO THE FIRST LOVE HE’S EVER FELT IN HIS LI-“ “IT’S CREEPY” “IT’S ROMANTIC”

Final lair

“Wait where’d Raoul’s coat go??? Did it just dissapear off the face of the earth?”

“THE PHANTOM AND CHRISTINE LOVE EACH OTHER, YOU DONT GET IT” “SHE’S ENGAGED, YOU DONT GET IT” “HER FIANCÉ’S A DICK” “THE PHANTOM IS A DICK”

“RAOUL, WHY DID YOU GO ALONE, YOU DUMBASS???”

“RAOUL YOU WERE GIVE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE AND YOU DIDN’T TAKE IT, HONESTLY YOU DESERVE THIS”

“They don’t deserve this. No one in this musical deserves this”

“What are they saying: a trilogy”

“NOOO WHAT THE FUCK” “GOD DAMN IT” “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” “YESSSSSS YESSS YESSSS” “WE WON!!!” “WE LOVE TO SEE IT!” “AAAAAAAaaAaAaaAaAAaAaAaAAAAaAa”

“NO CHRISTINE, CHRISTINE STAY WITH HIM!!” “PHANTOM, ANSWER HER!!!” (Raoul: say the word, and I will follow you) “SHUT UP RAOUL, YOU WERE CLEARLY NOT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT”

*insert sobbing here*

Aftermath

“Honestly, Christine should just find another person to date, both of them suck.”

(No, they don’t know that there’s a sequel.)