#poor Florida Man
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deadheaddaisy · 2 months ago
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If you see that face coming at you? Don't roll into a ball. Throw the slowest person behind you and run for your life.
All too often, when I read lists of “species I wouldn’t fuck with in Australia under any circumstances” this living dinosaur that can kill you with one kick does not get enough credit.
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trektown · 9 months ago
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Using my photo editing skills for evil to make Florida man DS9 memes
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subbanator · 5 months ago
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Panthers v Oilers ... SCF game 4 ... 15.06.2024
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witchofthesouls · 11 months ago
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I really want to see a fic where a Cybertronian is having a Primus save me moment over their human (spouse, lover, friend, child, I don't care).
Maybe they're smoking, trying to mull over their dear human's troubles and shenanigans, and another human working at the base rolls up to be like, "What's wrong?"
Cybertronian is explaining all the crazy things, just for the new guy to be like, "Buddy, you got yourself an American, and they're fucking out there!"
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ratatatastic · 7 days ago
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Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.
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my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker
#eetu luostarinen#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#if not because we get to make the finns sit down and do dumb stuff for us in the name of patriotism#im sorry pairing mikksy and luosty for content will always be funny#because of the way mikksy tries to downplay the irrational need of needing to completely destroy him (in competition) (but also-)#but also both of them choosing their fellow finns because god forbid they choose anyone else#you two are so predictable#“well ive got a 25% (to win) right now if i guess... (guesses despite the bad odds)”#the inherent need to destroy luosty calls to him because luosty is insufferable when he wins#but has mikksy considered hes worse when HE wins#TOOK THE 25% CHANCE TO BET ON LUOSTY BEING AN EGOISTICAL BASTARD SO WHO LOOKS BAD NOW#on par with “close your eyes for this part. what colour is mikkolas eyes”#[mikksy blocking the side of his face so if luosty cheats he cant win to which luosty doesnt cheat and still loses]#LUOSTY SMKRKING TOO OH HE KNEW#MIKKSY IS SO INSUFFERABLE WHEN HE WINS#THE SHARED LOOK OF GLEE WHEN HE REALISES ITS SASHA#“thats easy! thats too easy!! (sore loser)” “well try mine now (man who is literally set up luosty for success so he doesnt get sulky)”#“i mean... is it mo?” “(laughs of utter disbelief and a little concern)” LUOSTY YOU JUST ASKED THE ARE THEY CANADIAN QUESTION#AND MIKKSY SAID NO. WHAT DO YOU THINK PAUL IS?????#also this most likely being filmed after the “i think mikkola curses at me in finnish” saga MAKES ME CRY LUOSTY STOP TEASING MIKKSY#POOR MAN WAS SWEATING HAVING TO DENY IT AND SAY PAUL WAS JUST BEING FUNNY PLEASEEEE#“almost... lundy 😄” “of course it is” PLEASE#this just in the kitten has teeth now so hes on his way to being paul huh 😭😭😭😭#crying i love these two so much my emotional support finn pair
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formulahuh · 1 year ago
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being a logan sargeant fan means hoping every weekend he’ll make it out of q1 and every weekend experiencing heartbreak :/
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dougielombax · 1 year ago
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*Ron DeSantis disappears into the void while shrieking in terror on rollerskates*
A minor inconvenience.
He will NOT be missed.
Anyway.
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luckkems · 2 years ago
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Some old doodles bc I haven't posted in a while (I'm on vacation 🤩)
Okay bye for a few more days ✌️
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CW GUN!!!!!
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markymarkstrom · 1 year ago
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Can we also get a mental welfare check and an IV for Bob?
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jpriest85-blog · 2 years ago
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I've come up with another Scarlet Hollow MC, the infamous Florida Man ™️ cousin Jackson Scarlet. He started out as a joke playthrough, but then I got emotionally attached to the weirdo. I mean, the dude offers everyone that bag of boiled peanuts in greeting, and ironically enough, it is one of the few Scarlets to ever go to prison for a crime he was innocent of. I've included some concept art of Jackson, his roommate Truck the cat.
Name: Jackson Darwin Scarlet 
Gender: male 
Sexuality: Pansexual
Age: 25
Height: 5ft10"/177.8cms
Eye color: gray
Hair: Dark brown, straight, and cut short and messy
Face claim: Tom Hardy 
Home city: Tampa
Notable features: the characteristic Scarlet ™️ cheekbones and deep set eyes. As well as a scar on his right eyebrow, stubble, a slightly crooked nose due to a break that didn't set right, and a few faded stab wounds on his lower abdomen beneath his belly button. Jackson also has several tattoos; a Raven on the right side of his chest, a prison tattoo of barbed wire and pocket watch with no hands on his right bicep, and a Madonna and child tattoo on his left bicep. Almost always seen wearing denim pants or shorts, a white tank top, and tacky tropical shirts in eye searing colors, no matter the weather.
Traits:
Gator wrestler Talks to animals/Powerful
Eloquent Ex-con Powerful/Book smart
Dr. Doolittle Talks to animals/ Book smart
The Birdman of Hardee Correctional Talks to Animals/Street smart
Occupation: student trying to get a degree in Biology
Living situation: shares an apartment with an asshole roommate, Truck the cat.
Romance: has a serious crush on Kaneeka.
Personality: The infamous Florida man™️ cousin. Jackson can be impulsive and reckless to the point most of Peralanne's rumors about him aren't that far from the truth like dragging an alligator out of a neighbor's pool, or getting banned from a local pet store for trying to free the animal when he was a kid, ect. Though he knows it wasn't easy for Vivian to raise him, especially with some of the crazy stuff he put her through, Jackson adored his mother dearly to the point he had a reputation for being a giant Mama's Boy. He was also raised to be a gentleman so Jackson is always very respectful of women and always addresses ladies he meets as ma'am and tips his hat, even if the lady in question is an elderly pug dog.
While he does come across as a reckless dumbass Jackson is actually pretty smart. Since he can talk to animals he developed a fascination with Biology from an early age and takes a huge interest in protecting endangered species. He's also surprisingly well read and is fond of the writings of very diverse authors from William Shakespeare to Toni Morrison. 
Sadly, Jackson had a very difficult time making friends with other children his age. Animals he's fine with, but other kids don't really want to play with the boy who claims he can understand what the class hamster is saying. So when he finally did make friends, he was desperate to keep them, even if they were bad influences. Sadly, Jackson's blind loyalty got him into trouble when he took the blame for his best friend on drug charges. Since the Scarlet family name doesn't have much pull in Florida, Jackson wound up spending 4 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit. Thankfully, he did eventually get his name cleared and was on his way to getting his life together, going back to school, attending AA. Things were looking up…until Vivian was diagnosed with cancer. 
Miscellaneous info & Headcanons
Jackson's father was a miner named Teague O'Byrne who came looking for work after fleeing Northern Ireland during The Troubles. Vivian never shared much about Jackson's father other than he loved to share stories with her about all the folklore they both grew up with.
In addition to the Talipo story, Vivian sometimes shared Irish folktales with Jackson she heard from his father. Jackson's favorite was the story about Selkies.
Jackson's middle name, Darwin, is a reference to the famous naturalist and his interests in biology. Also, for the infamous Darwin awards where people wind up dying in very stupid ways, which so far, Jackson has only gotten honorable mentions.
In addition to being able to speak with animals, Jackson is fluent in Spanish.
As a child, he always wanted to be a pirate or sailor so he could marry a mermaid and live out in the ocean with their part fish kids.
Jackson likely has undiagnosed ADD/ADHD, but considering his trouble finding health insurance, it's going to be a while until he can get it treated.
Due to his excessive energy, Vivian tried to get Jackson involved in sports to help him focus. He did pretty well on the high school wrestling team and was eligible for some college scholarships…until his best friend got into trouble with drug possession, and Jackson took the wrap for him.
Due to being able to communicate with animals and how much the Talipo story frightened him as a child, Jackson decided early on he'd become a vegetarian.
Jackson attended Braulio Alonso High School, which had a Raven mascot. He still owns the Navy and gold varsity jacket.
Despite all the unscrupulous and illegal things the Scarlet family has done over the years, Jackson is the only family member to have on record gone to prison, and ironically, it was for a crime he was innocent of.
Growing up, one of Jackson's few friends was a kid named Benny Johnson, who moved to Tampa from Miami in the 3rd grade after his parents divorced. Jackson bonded with him over the fact they're both being raised by single moms, but that's where the similarities end. Benny's mother was a bitter ex-trophy wife that never seemed happy with anything even though she made good money off the alimony from her plastic surgeon ex, and often spoiled her son while being condescending to the people around her.
During his trial, Jackson's best friend, Benny, did testify, but instead of returning the favor for Jackson taking the blame for the drug possession charges, he threw him under the bus.
While Jackson harbor some resentment for Benny betraying him, he didn't try to hurt him or plot to destroy his life. Instead, Jackson convinced a family of skunks to move into his ex-friend's house and taught them how to safely hide and escape from an eventual visit from pest control.
Due to spending 4 years in prison, Jackson missed out on a lot of pop culture references and jokes. Like when Kaneeka's brother Miles compared him to a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure because he's into marine biology and spent time in prison, and the reference went completely over his head.
Jackson's favorite TV shows are pro-wrestling programs, The Golden Girls and Magnum PI. He also starts getting into Murder She Wrote when he befriends Stella and Gretchen.
Truck the cat is a main coon cat with a gray striped coat pattern, which is why Jackson's old room gave the cat the name Truck because he's so fucking huge.
I headcanon Truck's first owner was a chef and Jackson's ex-boyfriend. Part of the reason Truck is such a brat to Jackson is because he doesn't spoil him with treats like his "real dad" used to, since Jackson is a vegetarian and worries about Truck's health.
I headcanon Truck the cat was a rescue part of the reason Jackson keeps him after his roommate/ex-boyfriend moves out is he can relate to how hard it is to build a life after being locked up for so long.
Truck the cat has an ongoing rivalry with an alligator that likes to sneak into the neighbor's pool that Jackson affectionately addresses as, Big Edie.
Jackson often used to get into arguments with Truck when the cat would steal his food. They usually devolved into yelling at each other in Cuban Spanish.
In addition to arguments about stealing food and bathroom etiquette, Jackson doesn't like that Truck tends to monopolize the TV. The cat will scream at Jackson for hours if he doesn't get to watch his telenovelas.
Before leaving for Scarlet Hollow Jackson left Truck in the care of an elderly neighbor who he affectionately calls Abi (granny) Marisol.
Jackson often jokes that his cousin Tabitha is like his grumpy parole officer.
In a strange way, Jackson's dynamic with Tabitha mirrors his relationship with Truck the cat but reversed. Jackson would often get into arguments with Truck just for trying to keep the cat alive; like keeping Truck from eating foods that'll make him sick, or trying to stop him from trying to constantly fight Big Edie, the alligator that keeps sneaking into the neighbor's pool. Likewise Tabitha and Jackson often argue about Jackson constantly winding up in dangerous situations, and it's only a matter of time before he comes to the hilarious realization he's basically become the jackass cat to his cousin.
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pleckthaniel · 2 years ago
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Omg my jet has a screen on the back of the seat? What is this the future
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ratatatastic · 29 days ago
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happy our defence is terribly dumb and stupid and mikksy suplexed a guy onto knighter (he clearly meant to knock him down in the open space between knighters legs but just miscalculated) while he was down trying to trap the puck
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rip knighter who just looked at him and went ??? while mikksy quickly tried to fix his mistake by ragdolling sillinger to a much safer space farther away from the crease like he wasnt the one who put him on top of knighter in the first place
may he not earn the ire of his goalie amen
florida panthers @ columbus blue jackets | 10.15.24
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mbenguin · 1 year ago
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Where were you when PragerU started dropping videos about historical figures and how did your sanity do upon viewing
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formulahuh · 1 year ago
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i know logan broke the rules and everything but like way to kick a guy when he’s already down
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yamimichi · 2 years ago
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sharlsworld · 6 months ago
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ thirsty boy - ʟɴ4 ☆
✿ lando norris x influencer!reader
✿ lando norris is always thirsting for his girlfriend any chance he can get
ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ୨୧ i don’t know what this is
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yn
📍miami
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yn we in this bitch
francisca.cgomes finna get crunk
⤷ lillymhe eyebrows on fleek
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux da fuq
⤷ yn MY GIRLS 💓💞💖💕💝💗
landonorris early…..not first 😞
⤷ francisca.cgomes HA
⤷ lilymhe HA
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux HA
landonorris your so aesthetic i love you
landonorris your so bhad 🤤🍆🍌🍒🍑😫
⤷ yn woah there buddy slow your roll
⤷ landonorris i thought you liked when i went fast?
⤷ carlossainz55 Mate…why do you always do this?
georgerussell63 Slay queen! You’re serving cunty fierce independent girl boss! 😘💖
⤷ yn i’ve created a monster
landonorris HEY! WHOS IN THE 3RD SLDIE?
⤷ yn my girl alex durrrr
⤷ charles_leclerc I miss my girlfriend
⤷ lovely_leclerc AWHHH HOW CUTE
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landonorris
📍 miami beach, florida
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landonorris miami w this absolute bhaddie
yn freaky boy
⤷ landonorris yk it baby 😉 all for u
♥︎ by yn
francisca.cgomes bhaddie indeed 😍
alex_albon will we ever get a post not including y/n? even on race post’s you manage to get her in there
⤷ landonorris never this is actually a y/n fanpage if you haven’t noticed
⤷ mclaren Oh we’ve noticed 😅
landolovesyn mclaren is fed up of lando clinging to y/n all day
♥︎ by mclaren
estiebestie there so goals i cannot i am manifesting a relationship like this 😫😫
oscarpiastri I have to deal with these all weekend
hoeforsainzzz he’s so obsessed with her i need that
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who_tf.is_yn
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who_tf.is_yn erm what the sigma
landonorris first
landonorris don’t act like i didn’t get you all hot and bothered 😘
⤷ who_tf.is_yn cringe ball 🤢
⤷ landonorris that’s not what you were saying last night
⤷ oscarpiastri I know. I hate you both. I will be sending my therapy bill to you two.
lilymhe divorce babe divorce
⤷ landonorris we’re not even married yet?
charles_leclerc That sick bastard
alexandrasaintmleux 🤢🤢🤢 how pervy
georgerussell63 Risky boy 😈
⤷ who_tf.is_yn what the fuck
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yns.no1fan
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yns.no1fan i’m having withdrawal symptoms guys i’m going crazy without y/n
yn girl…it’s been 6 hours
⤷ yns.no1fan that’s 6 hours to long i miss the comfort and warmth of your touch
⤷ yn awhhh that’s kinda sweet 🥹
⤷ yns.no1fan i miss your ass too
⤷ yn there it is
alexandrasaintmleux don’t worry me kika and lily are taking great care of her
⤷ yns.no1fan make sure she eats before 12 or she gets hangry 🥹
alex_albon the only time i ever see you guys away from each other is when your racing or doing interviews
carlossainz55 Let me cheer you up 😉
⤷ yn fuh nah stay away from my man
⤷ yns.no1fan 😈😈😏 oh your getting it tn
⤷ carlossainz55 OK! Gonna go bleach my eyes brb
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yn
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yn in my own world
landonorris first
♥︎ by author
landonorris can i join?
⤷ yn always
maxfewtrell get a rooooommmm
estiebestie why is lando always horny
charles_leclerc 🤢🤢
⤷ landonorris piss off
⤷ yn so british
lilymhe i can’t wait to see you my girl!!! 💗
⤷ yn i’ve been waiting for you 😇
smoothoperator55 i pray for a relationship like lando and y/n’s before i go to sleep
charles_leclerc Where the hell is my picture credit for the beach picture?
⤷ yn up your ass
⤷ charles_leclerc I don’t see it
danielricciardo Guy this is the it relationship I fear
georgerussell63 Cutie patootie goals I need, Carmen take notes
⤷ carmenmmundt 😐
oscarpiastri I’m tired of this grandpa 😖
⤷ landonorris that’s to damn bad
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bobs.privy_priv
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bobs.privy_priv mukbang out tonight stay tuned dropping at 9pm 😉😇
pierregasly SICK PLEASE NO
francisca.cgomes don’t do this lando.
alex_albon NO MY POOR EYES
carlossainz55 Yuck! 🤢🤮
danielricciardo Do it no balls 😈
⤷ maxverstappen1 Don’t tempt him idiot he might actually release a sex tape
lilymhe fuh nah fuh nah where is the bleach at
alexandrasaintmleux what have you done to my sweet innocent naïve baby girl
⤷ bobs.privy_priv there ain’t nothing sweet or innocent about that girl
georgerussell63 What in the bloody hell did I just witness mate
⤷ bobs.privy_priv greatness that’s what
⤷ georgerussell63 I don’t think that’s it
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landonorris
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landonorris i can be sweet guys
yn once in a blue moon
⤷ landonorris what can i say, you unleash my inner dawg 😈😈
⤷ carlossainz55 Please no.
alexandrasaintmleux rarely
carlando there the cutest couple ever
estiebestie everyone shut up lando isn’t being a horny teenager for one
♥︎ by yn, lilymhe, francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux, and carmenmmundt
charles_leclerc NO PICTURE CREDIT??
⤷ landonorris no your mean to me
oscarpiastri Rare sighting of lando not trying to pull y/n away to the closest room
⤷ lewistearmeup thank you so much for this information oscar
⤷ yn i hate you oscar piastri
⤷ oscarpiastri Forgive me queen
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