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In the sky, just above the gardevoir incognito, an armored mewtwo slowly descends. To anyone present, it looked like an envoy for the gods, a messenger to either share the good word, or warn of an oncoming catastrophe. The armor adorned with the iconography of Xerneas, the pokemon of life, only affirms it.

What could this armored possible messenger of Xerneas have to say to the new king? A blessing? A prophecy?

"Your species should die off. Or better yet, kill yourselves in mass,” it is a message, but not one the novice king wanted to hear.

"The gardevoir line has done irreperable damage to the gene pool of pokemon as a whole. All of your lettuce wrap species have tainted many pokemon lines into genetically inferior shells of their former species."

Kieron is starting on his eugenics ramble. Despite having the power and the knowledge of most things related to technology and science, the mewtwo never bothers to use it. That is a lie, he does use it, but he cheri picks what makes his rotten ideals sound scientifically feasible.

“Cross breeding with gardevoirs has prevented many of the dusknoir line from being able to carry the souls of the deceased. Which in turn, prevents them from passing out, forcing them to become what I call a cursed species. Trevenants, chandelure, cofagrigus, gourgeists, banettes, all pokemon that only exist as a symptom of a cosmic failure of the universe. They even accelerate the collapse an inevitable destruction of reality as we know it, by warping the living world and merging it with the distortion world."

As he continued to talk, Kieron levitates himself to make sure he is looking down on the "lettuce wrap" in front of him. From what he can gauge, he has a deep resentment for the absol species. A lesser species yes, but they serve a purpose in his warped, broken view of the world.

*Kader was rather overwhelmed at the sight in front of him. A god resplendent in armour coming down with such a message? A rather distressing message. What had he done to deserve such harsh words? No, he knew the tales of the Saviour of Whimsain. Her kindness. She was the one to form the barrier to keep the dark and poison types away. Would he stand for such horridness? He wasn't quite sure what to do in this situation. This was a god standing before him. Could he do anything? Kader was aware of what a god could do. The countless tales of those eradicating mortals around them with a mere fraction of their power was something well-known. Goodness, this was a tricky situation indeed. Seems this god was waiting for some retort to its statement.

Kader gazed up upon the impressive form in front of him of one that resembled one of the gods he worshiped with great fervour. He could feel his palms begin to sweat.*

Kader: Your holiness. I understand the viewpoint in which you are expressing. The will to eradicate those who have done wrong in your eyes. However, the action which you seek is not one I will be taking. I, erm, have a kingdom I must attend to. Those Pokémon rely on me to make those vital decisions needed to survive. My responsibilities involve helping my subjects get all of the resources, the food and other necessities that they need. My entire kingdom relies on me now. And I cannot let them down. The issues you have with my kind do not relate to any of the gardevoirs of my land. None of us have seen these ghost types which you speak of for centuries. I...

*Kader was starting to feel his voice quiver. The sweat dripping more and more. Hands shaking. He couldn't stand up to this. He really couldn't. His fighting prowess was impressive, but not enough to stand up to a god. He had to leave. He had to find some sort of excuse so he could breathe.*

Kader: Oh my. This is rather embarrassing. Seems I have forgotten something important back inside of the building right there. My oh my. I really should not be this forgetful. I am sure a god such as yourself would understand. Not that I'm saying that you would be so forgetful, your reverence. God simply do not forget such details. This meeting has truly been enlightening. Really has. But I really must dash.

*Kader gave a deep bow for the Mewtwo, hoping to never come across someone like him again. He hoped this god wouldn't suddenly turn and destroy him on the spot for this action. Oh gods. What was he doing? This was a bad idea. A really bad idea. Shit. No use backing out of this now. He had to commit. He had to. Kader turned around, as graciously as he could in this situation and walked towards the rather impressive building with the tree towering in its centre. He just had to hold it together until he got away from this god.*