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hoid really has been resisting the Adopt Kaladin Urge most guys feel for three books, just pushing it off to tease him with his stories, confused enough that he’s accidentally adopted shallan already.... and then in row kal’s in such a bad place the dude goes “oh.” and. and gives him some warm soup and tells him a children’s bedtime story and all but tucks him in and pats his head, wow
#i mean he still teased a little with his story#he's still hoid#but yeah he just. wrapped kal up in a blanket and fed him#like. like a sad puppy- kjhghj#and i mean he kinda called kal a sad puppy too#anyway this chapter was a lot#but like. in a happy way a lot#pocket's Stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Syl in a little tiny bridge four uniform!!! Syl in a little tiny uniform!!!
#i am clinging to this rn#because everything else is in chaos#but ugh PLEASE tell me there's art of that#so cuuuute#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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The fact that Harmony is going on and on about how if someone else picked up the Odium shard they would still be a problem is like.... Yes... We already knew that... I'm certain Hoid should also know that too... Why are you telling us
#like. like i guess it could show a gap in what Harmony does and doesn't know#but I'm not quite sure why it's still so emphasized#is it because a rosharan character is going to try it?#i hope not that sounds like a terrible idea#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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#I'm...#this has probably been made before#probably even made one myself before but i guess i have two now#anyway she's great#there hasnt been a single line that beat 'seven heartbeats' but like yeah i do think the scene as a whole has been surpassed#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Dalinar: hey can you be therapist for someone for me?
Kaladin: oh finally a good request, sure, who?
Dalinar: the herald ishi, who just tried to kill me :)
Kaladin: the wHAT
#sir#sir therapy takes time and Kal still has to get there#wait is he going to try to steal syl's bond with him too?#like. again.#maybe syl can just say no bc this keeps happening they've built up immunity fhfhg#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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"Guess what you're the most eligible bachelor in the kingdom now! :)"
Kaladin, ace: ...
Kaladin, ace: ...
Kaladin, ace: WAIT is that why so many rich women keep trying to come up to me while I'm working?!?!
Kaladin, ace: Stop laughing and answer the question!!
#oh my this is hilarious#this kid has no clue and guess what#me neither i love him#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Stormfather whenever Dalinar finds a new power: huh, ok, you can do that. Neat
Dalinar: Neat?!?! Neat?!?! Shouldn't you have a manual for this???
#i love how Absolutely clueless everyone is#can we do a thing? who knows#should we do a thing? who knows but probably not#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Edgedancer: a young teenager goes on an epic quest because she wants pancakes
Dawnshard: a young woman goes on an epic quest because she has to find a vet for her presumed extinct dragon
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It's a shame Szeth doesn't have to deal with a second corpse dropping out of nowhere after that, not for plot reasons bc it makes sense he didn't, but it would be Really Funny
#Szeth: so i stabbed a guy and uh#a second burnt out corose just dropped next to him#it's really weird#Dalinar: ...#Szeth: like really weird. I've stabbed A Lot of people but that's never happened#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Ok time to see Kal surgeoning again.... He's doing good so far, not sad even if he's not happy... Let's hope Lirin doesn't ruin- awwwww Syl is reading for him that's adorable
#she's doing her best to lift the pages dhfhvgh#THEM. LOVE.#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight archive
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Navani caught herself not drinking respect Sigzil juice and I was gonna sideeye her but then she thought "oh whoops Shouldn't do that" so it's okay
#Navani's canon reaction to realizing she's not stanning sig: 'oh no that's not a good look'#sfxgbvhh#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight archive
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"I'm going to the ardents for advice- specifically the worst ardent I know, Zahel, because he might tell me to storm off but he'll be honest about it." Acxvvnvv
#Vasher is not inherently wrong whenever he opens his mouth but His Vibes you know#Kal.... like... go yell at the Stormfather for advice or something it works great when humans do that#maybe ask him about that Son Of Tanavast thing while you're at it#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Red was all like "Ugh yeah those Windrunners and their cult to Stormblessed" but then every single Radiant in the city dropped except Stormblessed collapsed so I mean. Maybe the Windrunners have a point with their cult-
#like I'm just SAYING#i have other theories too#one of them being that Syl already knows how to fight this off and so if the others had they could have stayed awake#another being that it's connected to that 'son of tanavast' thing that i STILL want explained#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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U know what if my captor didn't know about emulsification I simply would not correct her
#rip to Navani but I'm different#like yeah I'd just point out they're both wet#so the opposite of water couldn't be. ya know. a liquid because then they're the same#anyway i wonder how they'll emulsify the light types#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#row spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#stormlight spoilers
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Did Navani just pack up every person in her retinue with adhd and drop em in this boat or...
#the scribe sent had been identified as Rushu#like you send Rushu AND Lopen on the same mission? and like she didn't know Rysn but. WITH RYSN?#pocket's stormlight live blogging tag#stormlight spoilers#dawnshard spoilers#wait Rushu is that one right? the one who got lost in a ramble while Navani stared#because she's keeping quieter for now... who knows though
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