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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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hoid really has been resisting the Adopt Kaladin Urge most guys feel for three books, just pushing it off to tease him with his stories, confused enough that he’s accidentally adopted shallan already.... and then in row kal’s in such a bad place the dude goes “oh.” and. and gives him some warm soup and tells him a children’s bedtime story and all but tucks him in and pats his head, wow
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Syl in a little tiny bridge four uniform!!! Syl in a little tiny uniform!!!
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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The fact that Harmony is going on and on about how if someone else picked up the Odium shard they would still be a problem is like.... Yes... We already knew that... I'm certain Hoid should also know that too... Why are you telling us
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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... Wait
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Dalinar: hey can you be therapist for someone for me?
Kaladin: oh finally a good request, sure, who?
Dalinar: the herald ishi, who just tried to kill me :)
Kaladin: the wHAT
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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"Guess what you're the most eligible bachelor in the kingdom now! :)"
Kaladin, ace: ...
Kaladin, ace: ...
Kaladin, ace: WAIT is that why so many rich women keep trying to come up to me while I'm working?!?!
Kaladin, ace: Stop laughing and answer the question!!
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Stormfather whenever Dalinar finds a new power: huh, ok, you can do that. Neat
Dalinar: Neat?!?! Neat?!?! Shouldn't you have a manual for this???
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Edgedancer: a young teenager goes on an epic quest because she wants pancakes
Dawnshard: a young woman goes on an epic quest because she has to find a vet for her presumed extinct dragon
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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It's a shame Szeth doesn't have to deal with a second corpse dropping out of nowhere after that, not for plot reasons bc it makes sense he didn't, but it would be Really Funny
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Ok time to see Kal surgeoning again.... He's doing good so far, not sad even if he's not happy... Let's hope Lirin doesn't ruin- awwwww Syl is reading for him that's adorable
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Navani caught herself not drinking respect Sigzil juice and I was gonna sideeye her but then she thought "oh whoops Shouldn't do that" so it's okay
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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"I'm going to the ardents for advice- specifically the worst ardent I know, Zahel, because he might tell me to storm off but he'll be honest about it." Acxvvnvv
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Red was all like "Ugh yeah those Windrunners and their cult to Stormblessed" but then every single Radiant in the city dropped except Stormblessed collapsed so I mean. Maybe the Windrunners have a point with their cult-
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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U know what if my captor didn't know about emulsification I simply would not correct her
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pocketramblr · 4 years ago
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Did Navani just pack up every person in her retinue with adhd and drop em in this boat or...
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