#plz give me name suggestions I'm the WORST

[setsuntamew]

sooooooooooooo instead of writing - because I woke up in excruciating pain, thx chronic back issues! - I ended up lost on flight rising. and I somehow fell in love with a color scheme that I was ONLY ABLE TO FIND ON A SINGLE FUCKING FIRST GEN so I just blew a ton of treasure and gems to turn him into a Veilspun and gene him up.

BUT HE'S SO PRETTY LOOK AT HIM HE'S GOT COLORS AND SPARKLES AND SHIT!!!!!

Currently desperately trying to come up with a good name for him though OwO

[world-of-horrors-au]

Okay but... While I give you time to think about how to react to me using Slenderman's knee as a back-cracker, how's about smthn that's a bit easier to respond to:

*stares at Slenderman*

*reaches up to try and touch his 'face'*

*fails cuz tiny and he bigg*

*boops da non-existant snoot*

"Boop!"

*runs away cackling like a lil gremlin*

(Reaction to these individual steps plz >:D)

*sigh*

The problem with trying to answer these asks is...

Well for one thing, his name in this au isn't Slenderman, it's the Sadist. And like his name suggests, he's a horrible person who likes to cause suffering to others. I can't react to these individual steps because the best case scenario is, he would not react at all, just write you off as another idiot and go back to what he was doing. Worst case scenario, he'd kill you.

The Sadist is extremely patient with anons but he is not a toy and he is not a manor Slenderman. He is a god of pain from another dimension who created humanity for his own amusement and can fuck with the timeline to fit his needs. He is very fucking powerful and I sometimes write him as being able to see through the forth wall and the people who send asks.

(Though reminder, he is not real, he is fictional, I am playing a game and assuming all of you are playing along. He can't hurt you. Okay? Good.)

What I'm saying is, if you want to have me be able to answer your asks, you're gonna have to show him a loooot more respect if you want a positive result.

Sorry