#pls pls I want pass agg dread wolf roasts constantly he's such a bitch he was born for this (affectionate) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

vaguely-concerned · 1 month ago

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rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)

#still not sure who I'll romance first but I *am* starting to find lucanis just like. inherently hilarious. which is often how it starts.#for me. because of my many faults and flaws as a human being. I can't resist anything I find even slightly funny #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #lucanis dellamorte #solas #dragon age spoilers #god please PLEASE let there be a fade section where solas and spite could interact just to complete my Vision here #anyway I think this concept could bring out the absolute troll side of solas that I love and treasure so much #if you annoy him too much in your little fade talks he'll start loudly critiquing your kissing technique in the back of your head #'oh is that how people go about it these days. well. not how I would have done it but to each their own of course'#pls pls I want pass agg dread wolf roasts constantly he's such a bitch he was born for this (affectionate)#I mean only lucanis and the player can hear spite apparently so it'd be more like lucanis looking into the camera like he's on the office #it's so cruel I think he's already going to be real weird at emotional intimacy as it is he shouldn't have to deal #with being bounced against the fourth wall like a little rubber ball on top of it all. sorry about your life (?) lucanis

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