#pls don't look at the art for too long i just needed a lil something sdfgjsdf

[homecomingvn]

IF HENRY WAS A MYTHOLOGICAL SEA CREATURE WHAT WOULD THEY BE?

INCREDIBLY REAL OF YOU YABOI!!!

Henry would probably be a Selkie! I can see them being of the California Sea Lion variety specifically - although, he'd for sure be a bit of a outlier within their herd, given their obsession with a certain human....^^;

[fallingstarslookthesame]

☄️ᯓ 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞

HAIII!!!

Welcome to the silly nation‼️

...where you watch me say wild stuff, pretty much😗😗

𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙚:

-> My name's Reine, but Vanilla will do great too!!! I prefer being called w my name tho :DD

-> I like MCR, PTV, FOB, SWS, and kindaaaaa getting into tokio hotel bc of my menace sister..

-> I use She/Her

-> I got a MILLION hobbies!!! Feel free to ask me about THOSE 😗

-> Idk if this really matters,, but my mbti is ENFJ!!!!

-> I also like sports, mainly football (or soccer???) And I'm surely one big fan of Arsenal FC💯 I'm being serious. I LOVE football so much, please talk to me about it I will get EXCITED 😨

-> I'm in highschool!!!! It sucks here....which means I'm a minor chat🙏

-> my (PLATONIC) husband @elvirassecretmistrezz 🫶🫶

-> Outside of my music taste, I'm very open to listening to anything!! You can always talk to me about artists from other genres 😴😴 (*cough cough* hip hop and R&B)

-> Sometimes I'll be a little bit of a slut for some dude named Tony Perry... Don't mind that pls🙏🙏

-> Lets just assume I like every fandom until I say I don't know what you're on about 🥱🥱

🍁𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬...

𝙆𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙:

I'm NEVER too cool for anyone!!! Talk to me!!! don't miss a chance for a good friendship...I LOOOOOVE friends ❤️

ALSO random fun fact but I'm the OPPOSITE of quiet kids,, I'm TOO loud!!! (if you haven't figured that out....) and hey,, I'm a lil smart🧐 its so easy to grab my attention with anything history/geography,, AND SCIENCE!!! 🫶

But remember I'm VERY unserious....don't take anything I say to heart!!! And the corny emojis are not fr😭

💫𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡!

𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓:

-If you're Dhar Mann.

Yeaaah, I have nothing against anyone really 😭😭 sometimes I think of putting something like "MCR5 DENIERS!!!" but then I think I can probably tolerate these people to an extent 😗😗

Dhar Mann tho is a different story, he's my sworn enemy.

As long as you're not going to sell me on temu,, you should be good🔥🔥 (exception for @millkky)

🪐𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞...

𝙊𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧/𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙨:

yea I need a whole section for those, so what🙄😒???

@oddvanilla is technically also my main

My grandkid would be @how-long-till-im-a-fan-of-ptv,, and my GREAT grandkid is @hourly-pierce-the-veil... Interesting family tree, huh?🥱🥱

Then you've got the quiet cousin who's running on queue like ALL the time @sireninfestedwaters (jus stuff that are so perfect they satisfy me) and the cool aunt would be @trossards19jersey (Arsenal posting)

Edit: WOW LOOK AT THAT ANOTHER PTV SIDEBLOG!!! IM DEFINITELY GREAT AT MANAGING A MILLION PTV SIDEBLOGS 😎😎 @bestptvsongtournament

Edit 2; sideblogs are my therapy... @pencilchaos for occasional art, I run a whole school called @hellsite-school ...and I also run @hourlysamepicofeminem and soon MORE ptv blogs🤑🤑🤑🤑

🍂𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐬!!

Cats or gtfo

Ya girl is slightly insane....

[anachronistic-falsehood]

WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need ur thoughts & notes on visual appearances for all of the greats!!! what do they all look like out of costume & what r their costumes & vibes like & everything................ wgat would u want to see in art of them etc......... for no particular reason........... kicks clip studio paint under my desk.........

HIIIII HIHIHHIHIIII <3 omgg ok. alright. ok this is gonna get long i am SO SORRY in advance my ass is gonna RAMBLE

STRIDER!!! i have a very clear image in my head of him ok. short king. like 5'2. dark skin, lots of scars from various incidents, keeps his hair in cornrows bc he does not want it to be loose and long bc during his trigger event it was grabbed and pulled a lot while he was getting beat up!!! briefly debated cutting it all off but he did just start growing it out after being made to keep it short in foster homes and he doesn't wanna reset that progress ANYWAY after joining the greats he usually still wears hoodies and jeans, but now he's finally got a little bit of Spending Money so he wears some techwear stuff sometimes, and he might throw on some simple jewelry like thin chain necklaces and the occasional ring or two. no piercings tho, does not want things people could yank out of his skin!!!! the simple jewelry does make him feel like he actually stands out a lil bit more. also V IMPORTANT he finally gets some fucking mobility aids after joining the greats!! he wears a knee brace on his right leg sometimes and he also has one of those sword canes!!! it's got a poignard dagger hidden in it!!! his hero costume is like. fantasy rogue shit. black cloak with a hood, scarf over his lower face, and he wears combat boots EVERYWHERE no he doesn't care if they dont go with his outfit GRAYSON, they're good fucking boots and they're COMFORTABLE dammit!!! may occasionally wear platforms. he likes 2 feel tall

grayson!!! honestly i feel like i'm doing him so dirty w the image of him in my head bc he's a tiefling in canon but here he's just a basic fucking white guy. basic as shit kind of nerdy looking white guy. there's practically nothing to work with in canon for grayson all we know if that he's described as stoic so i'm taking that as hes autistic as hell and doesn't know how to fucking Talk to people. nerdy ass white boy obsessed with medieval shit!!! he's got curly brown hair and has glasses and wears like button ups and shit like that. his costume is a full suit of armor with dragon motifs and he fights with a two sided polearm!!! i have decided tho i would like him 2 have some vaguely inhuman traits??? idk how traits like that work in worm yet tho, like idk if it's a cauldron case 53 specific thing??? i don't think it is but PLS correct me if im wrong!!! i just want him 2 have tiny horns or maybe other small tiefling traits like a tail or something if that is in any way possible without him being a case 53. just as a Nod to what he is in canon bc if i just make him a white boy with no inhuman traits whatsoever i would be like That's Not Grayson who tf is this cracker!!!

RAM MY BELOVED. ok. this guy is straight up jesse mccree. idc that mccree's name has changed i haven't been invested in overwatch in a while but anyway ram just straight up looks like jesse mccree 2 me im SORRY!! like. he is not Muscular like mccree is, he was def skinnier in college and then after joining the greats he put on some weight that he def needed. he's latino, he's from texas, he's got that mccree haircut and scruffy facial hair, he wears cowboy boots and jeans and plaid shirts and OFC a cowboy hat!!! sometimes wears sunglasses when his extreme perception is Too Much for him. he's got a couple tattoos prbably, just random shit he got in college that he thought would look cool, like skulls or knives or some shit. his hero costume is kind of like in canon where he wears a poncho and cowboy hat and all that western shit, but he also wears a bandanna over his lower face. basically when he first joined the greats he was a skinny mexican/texan college kid with Trauma and Depression and a really bad vyncent sol style soul patch and then he got better and turned into a bear <3

min ily!!! she's a halfling in canon and i cannot imagine her as anything but Short As Fuck. like under 5 ft. like 4'6 or somewhere in that range. LITERALLY so fucking tiny!!!! squish her like a bug!!!! i always imagined her in canon with sailor moon ass purple pigtails so i think she's got purple hair. maybe she's the reason virion dyed his idk idk!!!! out of costume she dresses like she shops at claire's tbh. mabel pines but grown up. silly shaped earrings and pants with rhinestones on them and silly graphic tshirts and comfy cardigans!! girl WHAT are you even wearing!!! in costume she is SO different though. she has been underestimated bc of her appearance so she wants to make sure people know she is Not To Be Fucked With. i am so bad at cape costume design so idk exactly what it would look like but im picturing like. black bodysuit with bright blue spiky armor that looks like ice over the vitals, the arms and legs of the bodysuit are cut off to leave them bare because she's transforming her limbs into water and ice in battle more often than not, and her head is wreathed in ice to cover her face and hair. she WILL change her legs into tall ass ice spikes and walk around towering over everyone with her featureless spiky ice head. horrifying thing to see coming at u!!! like slenderman but elsa flavoured

GOD im sorry this is so long. jesus. anyway chungus!!! im changing his name btw his name is gus and chungus was just a shitty mean nickname he was given in school. i CANNOT take his ass seriously with a name like chungus so im changing it. anyway!! u thought ram was a bear??? well chungus is like. a fucking BEAR. ram is like a cub and gus is a Real Bear. Large Hairy Man!!! genuinely fucking huge. tall as hell too. u know hafthor bjornsson?? that fucking guy but fatter and hairier probably. he's like over 6ft. has long hair that he keeps pulled back. sometimes he lets min or virion braid it <3 doesn't rly care about fashion!!! lots of athletic wear!!! in costume he wears a lot of dnd barabarian type shit. always shirtless. wears small pieces of armor like shoulder guards and stuff just for aesthetic reasons but doesn't fucking listen to grayson when grayson's like PLEASE wear some proper armor to protect your vitals shoulder guards aren't gonna do shit!! put on a shirt at least!!! and u know those art pieces of ctechnoblade with the pig skull over his face??? gus wears a skull as his mask!! not sure what kind of skull yet. idk. boar maybe so he's got tusks. sick as hell

points at alphonz. white boy. whitest of white boys you have ever seen. before his trigger event he was like. blond prettyboy. good little catholic boy <3 button ups and khakis and nice shoes. and then he went thru The Horrors!! he let his hair grow out after joining the greats but he doesn't really like. maintain it well. min often brushes it for him bc shes the only one who can get close to him in his super bright super heated breaker state. that's not even important 2 his appearance but its important 2 me that you know that. ANYWAY he puts on some muscle after joining the greats and doing physical training with gus!! also doesn't really care about what he wears anymore so it's a lot of like. wearing whatever someone else has left lying around. strider's graphic tees and gus' huge sweaters and grayson's button ups. likes wrapping himself up in ram's poncho and sleeping on the couch. would wear min's cardigans if they weren't too small to fit him but he does wear her jewelry sometimes. he doesn't really. have much of his own. and doesn't really want to get things of his own because it could all be wiped away in a second if another endbringer attacks. yk. GOD IM SORRY IM RAMBLING JESUS his costume is full paladin armor. elaborate as shit with like a cloak and stuff. grayson had a lot of fun making it for him it was like an art project <3 in his breaker state his entire body looks like it's made of light. glowing like a christmas tree!! and ofc yk he's got wings made of light in his breaker state. that simurgh shit stuck w him!!!

ANYWAY. yeah. tbh they all share clothes a lot. gus can't rly borrow anyone else's clothes bc he's the biggest and this saddens him but to rectify this sometimes the others will purposely buy very oversized stuff to wear as pyjamas so he can steal it and wear it. min can and will steal everyone's shit because she's the smallest. she's got a hoard of sweaters and shirts in her room and she only gives them back when she wants to steal something else. they're family your honour

[dennydraws]

You need to draw faster and faster...

No, you don't need to do that and neither do I.

Hello, good morning! Happy Friday!! I'm having a bit of ramble while my morning coffee kicks in and I use the little time before the workday starts.

Recently I've been thinking how little my energy feels after work to the point where I rather space out in bed and play some low energy game on the switch then sleep before 11pm otherwise I'm a very cranky lady in the morning.

Drawing has become a race for me. How fast can I throw some lines in between dinner and bed time? I noticed so much of my work has become what I call 'compulsive doodling'. I try to draw so fast just so I can throw something before I start feeling too tired and pass out or cause weekends tend to be "catch up with life" so it's like ok can't spend more than X time once more cause I got so many other things to do ... or people want to hang out or people need me to do bunch of things, arghhh adult life huh xD; I miss the times I could get lost in a painting. Art used to be so relaxing and soul healing and lately I've been feeling it as a daily to-do task - did I sketch something so I don't forget how to wield a pencil? Check!

However... I want to go back to that. I want to go back to drawing more scenes and full backgrounds and take my time with a piece.

Recently with how fast paced social media has become it begins to set a precedent where content of any type must be consumed fast and any big effort project tends to have same or lower engagement that makes your brain go - ok but what's the point of big effort piece that gets less likes than your low effort doodle piece? As much as your reason tries to silence the lil nagging voice, it's still there.

Aaand I will try to overcome it this year! :D;; I miss drawing full scenes. Granted, I probably can't spend 6 full hours on a piece anymore but if I draw little by little I can pull it again I think! Let's see how it will go :D;;

I also miss talking about the art pieces. I'm glad tumblr's format allows me to type a bit when I post a drawing. I hate how limiting other platform can be. I hate the idea of presenting a drawing without a bit of context. I hate looking at artwork without context! Give me the story behind it, is it an OC? Who are they, what are they! I love that stuff!! I remember long ago on Deviant Art where I would post nearly a paragraph of who/what was going on and mention what programs or brushes I used :D It made the artworks feel a bit more than - here is the arts, pls like. I know that's not the case for everyone but it was the case for me. I like when a drawing feel more than random pretty thing you saw on a social platform.

Speaking of... I've always hated adding watermarks on my pieces but given the rise of AI I guess that will become a thing with me too =n=;; I will have to see how to deal with this.

Anyhow! Time for me to get back to work. Happy Friday once more, thank you for stopping by dear reader :D I hope your day goes well!

[expositionaljazzskeleton]

I'm gonna rant about prehistoric art, because I can.

I think the creation of art is part of human instinct.

We can track the evolution of humans, and the periods of time the species we evolved from existed, but it's hard to distinguish the evolution of the mind. (correct me if I'm wrong about that.) I just think art is a good indicator of when our ancestors began to think and function like us. We can tell when they began to make tools and shelters and clothing, yes, but the creation of something non-utilitarian is I think when our ancestors really became us.

Here is the oldest known cave painting, found in Indonesia. It's dated to be made about 45,500 years ago.

look at him! look at that absolute fuckin unit! someone took the time out of their day, time they could use to find food or to make things deemed "useful," but instead they made this! they made a painting! why? who knows! they felt like it!

(Side note, most cave paintings we don't know why they were made, but if anyone Does have info on why some cave paintings were made, pls feel free to add on.)

Here's another good cave painting - much much later, dated 6,000-4,000 BCE. Running Horned Woman. First one is the original, photographed, and the second is a digital restoration.

I like to point her out when talking about prehistoric art because it shows we as a species have always worshipped giant monster women. I love her. is she single?

Look at these fine babes! (these r all from slightly different times.) People didn't care about """beauty""" or bullshit like that, they just carved what they saw! that's what people looked like and that's fucking Sick!! I struggle with my weight and my appearance a lot, but sometimes it helps to look at these and know that my little carved statue would be gorgeous.

Camelid Sacrum in the Shape of a Canine, Tequixquiac, Mexico; 14,000–7,000 BCE.

I'm partial to this one cuz I'm a big fan of bones and bone art. To think that someone saw this bone, and their thought was, "hm. this looks like a dog. I'll make it into a dog." That is a truly human thought to have.

Anthropomorphic Stele, Ha'il, Saudi Arabia; 4,000-3,000 BCE.

Look at this funky fellow! A stele is generally a grave marker. Someone made this to honor a deceased person! We have been respecting the dead for so long! way before this guy even! I just like him.

Tlatilco Female Figurine, Central Mexico, 1200-900 BCE.

LOOK AT HER!! She So Thicc! (Prob cuz that was a symbol of fertility and femininity in art.) The most detail is in the hair, suggesting hairstyles were very culturally important to these people. Some argue that the two heads/faces indicate an interest in the concept of duality, but some also argue that the people of Tlatilco were just real interested in body mutations. (Fetish? That's also very human.)

Here's my favorite: Ambum Stone, Papua New Guinea. 1,500 BCE.

LOOK AT HIM!!!! LOOK AT MY BOY!!!! he's believed to be an echidna. He is a pestle, for a mortar. Whoever made him didn't need to carve him. They could have just made an oblong stone and that would have been perfectly functional. But no, they made Him! they spend months intricately carving this lil guy. He's made of greywacke, which is pretty hard to carve, too. I love him so much.

Lastly, my other favorite: Cueva de Las Manos, Santa Cruz, Argentina, 11,000-7,000 BCE.

Holy fuck. This goddamn cave makes me so emotional. Look at all of them! Whether that was one person making every print or several people making their own, this took time. They wanted to make art. More importantly, they wanted to make something that would outlive them. They made an impression on history. Imagine making something, and people still admire it tens of thousands of years later.

Those were people. People just like us. Coming together to make something everyone would see. They're waving at us from thousands of years ago!

We may not know who you were, but you have not been forgotten!

[princebugs]

stolen dance. (reed900)

small note before this begins--- this oneshot is based off of some art made by @jude-shotto !!! pls go follow them theyre amazing

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"Fucking--- shit," Squinted eyes gaze into his dust-ridden reflection before him, his phalanges evidently not nimble enough for this simple task he had to complete; tying a tie. Perhaps he was skilled in this in another life of his, but ever since he was a young kid, he was never able to finish any sort of tie. Whether it be a regular ass tie, or a bowtie--- tying that shit? Not Gavin's thing; he would just force his father to tie it, when his dad was still in the house, that is.

Cue another long-winded groan, and he gives up. The tie had gotten all sorts of messed up during the actual wedding, due to him having to lift it up to wipe away the tears dripping down his cheeks. Weddings were emotional, alright? Tina could barely get through her vows to North, and Gavin felt too many emotions at once--- anger at her for leaving Gavin so easily (not in the romantic way, he didn't like her like that), sadness for seeing her go away into her new life, and happiness for seeing his best friend finally finding someone that cared about her so dearly.

Nonetheless, it left a bitter taste in his mouth. Jealousy.

When the fuck was it gonna be Gavin's turn, huh?!

He threw the abandoned, wrinkled tie behind him, not really caring to see where it landed, and he points to himself in the mirror. "You, Gavin Reed, are a fuckin' delight to be around. You will find someone eventually. And, your ass looks GREAT in these pants, so don't go in there and look all depressed. You're gonna walk into that stupid dance-floor, immediately sit the fuck down at the bar, drink champagne, and hope for the best--- because Gavin Reed isn't a desperate man!"

A proud grin stretches across his visage, confidence washing over all of his insecurities as he turns around to leave the bathroom--- of course, taking a quick look at his ass along the way.

You're damn right it looks good.

He straightens out his suit jacket on the way out, before noticing that someone was in the bathroom stall directly behind where he did his little pep talk. Freezing in his tracks, the air is silent in the room for several moments.

"...I'll give you twenty bucks after this if you don't tell everyone about me talking about my ass."

"Deal."

Done and done with that, he walks out of the bathroom.

A brief exhalation, and still meandering with a new surge of confidence, his hues breeze over the area, searching for a very specific lady of the hour--- he wasn't letting her go on that honeymoon without stealing a dance from her, duh. That's just how they rolled, ever since highschool prom.

His train of thought is broken by someone speaking to him, and he inclines his cranium to the side to catch a glance of who wished to partake in a conversation with him--- oh. Connor, and Hank.

Connor was wearing suspenders along with his bowtie (stupid phckin' neat android who could tie a tie--), and his jacket was placed on a chair just a few feet away from them. His hair was done as it usually was; slicked back except for a few baby hairs. His smile was as bright as ever. "Gavin! We were wondering when you would come out of there. I queried to Hank that you might have had a bad lunch, and were possibly disposing of i--"

"Connor, stop that shit," Hank interrupts before Gavin gets the chance to, and Gavin almost laughs at his appearance. Listen, it's not everyday that you see Hank Motherfuckin' Anderson dressed up nicely, and Gavin actually has to cover his mouth to stifle his laughter. He didn't catch sight of him beforehand, so he was just seeing this--- this monkey suit of his.

He couldn't deny that it did look good on the Lieutenant, but nonetheless, it was fuckin' hilarious. "So, Hank, did you borrow that suit from your grandpa, because it looks just a lil' dusty riiiight--"

"Don't even touch me, Reed. Don't even think about it," Hank's coarse voice states, causing Gavin to retract his palm from almost wiping off the other male's shoulder. Gavin snickers anyways.

"Sorry, sorry. I'll bug you about that shit later, after the wedding," He actually has a tone of genuine joy, his childish smirk turning into a bright grin.

Connor beams at that. "Wow, Detective! You actually... don't look pissed off for once. I'm quite impressed."

His cerulean irises roll in slight irritation, but he keeps smiling. "Listen, today's a good day for me, alright? My best friend got married, for fuck's sake--- speaking of Tina, where is the secondary bride? I need to get my dance from her real quick before I dash outta this place. It smells like my nana in here."

"Don't tell North that," Markus joins in on the conversation, looking as pristine as ever with his tuxedo (suit jacket abandoned), and his sapphire-and-emerald optics practically sparkling in the light. Gavin almost blushes. Almost.

There may have been a possibility that Gavin used to have a minor, MINOR, crush on Markus. Who could blame him? Look at the guy--- he was too pretty. If Gavin was the president during the revolution, he would've let the androids live free just because he would have gotten entranced in everything that is... Markus.

He gave up on that MINOR crush soon enough, and now they were just mutual friends.

"Oh, shit--- she isn't around here, is she? North'll kill me if she heard that," Gavin glances around himself, emitting a sigh of relief. North was the one who planned the majority of the wedding occasion, and if she heard any complaint about it, she wouldn't hesitate to snap a certain-coffee-infused-relatively-short-detective's neck. Phew. "Coast is clear, y'all."

"Tina and North are actually sitting down right over there," Markus turned around to point over towards the newly-wedded couple before continuing, "be careful what you say, of course. North could still commit a murder tonight." Markus chuckles, but Gavin gulps.

"Alright, see ya, losers," The human begins his sauntering over towards Tina, ignoring any possible looks that were given his way (he was hoping it was merely because he put just a little extra sway in his step to catch people's attention), and then tapping Tina's shoulder once he made it there.

"North? Mind if I snatch away your wife for a dance?" Gavin bit down on the inside of his right cheek, extremely nervous about merely asking her that. He had met North beforehand, of course--- he was just very afraid of her. She didn't generally like humans, besides her partner, and he didn't generally like androids; it was a match made in HELL.

Surprisingly, North smiled softly, gesturing for Tina to go ahead and stand up. "Go ahead, I'm sure she needs as much time with her best friend as she can get."

"Sweet. C'mon, Tina," Finally taking off his jacket and placing it around an empty chair near his current area, as well as pushing up his sleeves, he then holds a palm out for her to take, and Tina laughs.

"Dude, are you taking me for a waltz, or something? Don't be so fancy," Tina, that beautiful bitch, giggled before giving her wife a kiss on the cheek, then taking Gavin's hand. "This doesn't make me any less gay, you know that, right?"

Gavin stuck his tongue out in disgust, a little 'bleugh' sound emitting from him, "Gross, man. Plus, you're totally not my type," he says as he leads her to the dancefloor. People are already dancing there, but once they see the grey-black vest of Gavin, and the sleek black dress of Tina, they move out of the way. Perks of being the best man and one of the brides, eh?

"Yeah," Tina began, peeking behind Gavin's shoulder as they swayed around to the rhythm, their hips shaking at a leisurely pace, "in fact, didn't your type just walk right through that door?"

His eyebrows furrow momentarily, his head turning to look behind him, and---

Yowza.

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keep reading on ao3!!!

[asiandra-dash]

Some FNF AUs

I have two AUs here I'm leaving out True Feelings for now because that's currently confusing as hell I was gonna add another but we don't talk about Bruno The Truth Behind the Love and Hate I'm so close to giving up on it but I refuse to because I love Bendy's design and I had an entire story thought out anyways back to the topic

Might update over time

I'm gonna use the split images I used for my blog to separate these two AUs if you're gonna read uh have fun :)

Genshin Impact

This is really long-

Some possible names are Friday Night Impact, Genshin Night Funkin, Genshin Night Impact, Genshin Night Groovin, and another name I forgot that I really liked :(

Characters at the time of this post: Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Pico, Senpai

This is just mostly random info on the AU

First off Senpai x BF isn't canon the art I made was out of boredom and really liked the designs I had, BF x GF is though and BF and Pico are regrettably exes I'm sorry but I kind of have something against that ship

Second all the art I currently have up on Tumblr of the design are outdated so don't look at those for references. I'll try to post some up to date art when I have the time and energy to draw them

SENPAI IS NOW A SWORD USER I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT THE BOW JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM USING A BOW DIDN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME I was originally gonna make him use a polearm but after thinking about it for a bit it didn't seem right either and the Catalyst and Claymore just- no

I'm still figuring out what would work best for Girlfriend. And being a demon and all, she surprisingly sometimes has trouble controlling her fire powers. When she does have problems she usually ends up setting something on fire, MOST OF THE TIME it's something in nature though (grass, trees, bushes, a plant) and Boyfriend has to try and put it out even though cryo probably isn't the most efficient way to put out a fire but HEY IT WORKS

Because of this Girlfriend often avoids using her powers in forests even when she's with Boyfriend

She almost set their house on fire once but we don't discuss that

Senpai has a little rose on his shoulder with vines that wrap around his arm and a little on the neck. It does get annoying sometimes since it has thorns but no one's gotten hurt from it, just a bit pricky, most of the time he doesn't feel it even though a bit of the vine is on his neck which is bare skin

I might make the rose fire-resistant because fighting against a pyro would make it the most aggravating thing in the world to deal with

If the rose is ever pulled off or something it grows back in about a week or so, if the vine itself is removed, however, it can take a month or more for it to grow back. The plant doesn't have the needs a normal plant does but Sen still waters it sometimes since it makes the flower look a little more alive, he doesn't mind getting the cloth a lil wet :) The flower/vine that is removed dies instantly

Pls don't remove it it's like his little comfort flower he's gonna be sad and pretty mad at you if you do :( His current record for how long the rose hasn't had to be replaced is two years and it's still going let's keep it that way

Pico is just there /hj he's an electro and uses a DAMN CLAYMORE BECAUSE THE CATALYST NO LONGER FEELS RIGHT SKJDKD

I don't know why but he gives me Electro vibes, but also Pyro. I asked some of my friends and Electro got the majority so

He's currently just kind of- there. Nothing special. I don't know what to do with him cause he's basically just Pico but with a different design, in Genshin, and no gun :/ Boyfriend is too, except he's got like a little bit? He's not as much of a dumbass anymore for the sake of being able to use his abilities without wreaking havoc

Oh yeahhh um oh I don't know what to do about the whole Pico's school thing yet I might come up with something later

OH YEAH VISION PLACEMENTS

Sen's is on the little thing that connects his cape thing (I think it's called a cape clasp?), Girlfriend's is on her hip hidden under the thing she wears over her dress, Pico's is also on the cape clasp, and Boyfriends is... His right earring? I guess?? Idk I never really thought about it till now which is kinda stupid and I usually draw it there.

Little story thing so Daddy Dearest wasn't happy with GF dating BF but after some time and convincing by GF and Mommy Mearest he finally moved on though he still has something against BF and occasionally tries to push him away

The pair was roaming one day and came across a little village that Sen was visiting at the moment and well looks like he was followed by some simps and got more while visiting

The singing battle did happen, but Sen managed to calm himself down before he did something absolutely reputation-shattering and just let them go. They did have an awkward encounter sometime later in life and Sen apologized. The pair took it, still sometimes a lil awkward between them though (I need to stop using lil I'm sorry-)

I have nothing for DD or MM. Absolutely nothing. They just exist.

I'm still trying to figure out who from the au knows who in the official game haha OH BOY-

Off topic but yall I was listening to the Rosaria and Beidou UTAU cover of Crucify we need more Genshin characters singing FNF songs it's beautiful I can't link the playlist I made rn since it's unlisted and on my personal email but I'll do it tomorrow if I remember

Who Killed Markiplier?

I'm still trying to think of a name

Characters right now: Senpai (Darkiplier), Boyfriend (Damien), Girlfriend (Celine), Pico (Colonel William J. Barnum aka Wilford Warfstache), Tankman (Detective), Daddy Dearest (The Chef)

More random info

OKAY OKAY I KNOW DARK SHOULD LOOK LIKE BF CAUSE WELL BF IS DAMIEN BUT I'M FUCKING AROUND WITH THE AU RIGHT NOW AND MIGHT MAKE THE MAYOR SEN INSTEAD SO THIS SHIT MAKES MORE SENSE BUT THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH BF AKJSSKAJDSKA I MEAN HE COULD BE MARK-

Wait so that would make Sen and GF siblings but whatever

I'm still trying to figure out who the groundskeeper is cause well I kind of need him but I definitely need mark anyways

So there's not much to explain here, WKM still happened but like, some different dialogue? Same with basically everything else in the storyline?

WELL WITH THE WHOLE DAMIEN AND MARKIPLIER SITUATION SOLVED SEEMS LIKE WE STILL NEED A GROUNDSKEEPER

Sen is Damien and Dark now and apparently his sister is GF

BF dies, Pico goes insane, I forgot what happened to the chef or if we ever even knew what happened with him, Tankman investigates, yep I think that's it for now? I mean Whitty could be the groundskeeper but I have no idea-

No more Boyfriend Mayor of Blue Balls :( (That was literally the best part of this AU and it was supposed to be a joke lmao)

So now we have: Boyfriend (Markiplier), Senpai (Damien, Darkiplier), Girlfriend (Celine), Pico (Colonel William J. Barnum aka Wilford Warfstache), Tankman (Detective), Daddy Dearest (The Chef), Whitty (Groundskeeper)

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so, i searched high and low for a post i swore i made talking about why i wanted to make a naruto oc and had this initial blurb and everything that i just intended to add on, but since it disappeared somehow, i'll start again

it's going to be long, but feel free to tag along the ride under break!!

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so, i know anyone who has followed me for a while might have caught up to the fact that i’m on my own naruto nostalgia personal hell right now. it has been dragging for a few months in and out since my lil sibs started to watch the ENTIRETY of naruto franchise just because (we’re talking about all filler eps, all arcs, all ovas, all movies; they’re real champs like that). we all are stuck in the same rooms with each other and nowhere else to go so there was really no way to escape this even if i wanted too, which… i did, in the beginning, not gonna lie (i can’t handle second-hand embarrassment guys, i just can’t, and kid naruto is– oh my god); but then i kind of settled on this constant utterly mortified state so deeply nothing else phased me enough to stop watching the damned thing with my sibs, and here we are.

(and pls, don’t get me wrong. i love naruto, it was important to me as a kid and i still feel echoes of its impact on me even now in my life; it’s just– watching it with my kidsie sibs and parents in the same room with it dubbed in my native lang and them having no context to most things anime, just… no lol)

and god, as much i like the series, rewatching it made my heart ache too. kid naruto had an awful life, dude. for real. it just made me want to swoop in, adopt him and get him somewhere else asap the whole time we watched classic. it was devasting blow after devasting blow since day one, and it took too long for him to find support and bonds (as flimsy as they were) he could cling and lean on (and even then he was left/had to leave behind some).

idk guys, i might be overthinking this but kids in precarious situations always make me emotional af

so i thought: my mojo is making ocs, okay, that’s how i dive into fandoms and such, maybe i could make someone he could call a friend? even if it’s just to comfort him and myself a bit?? yeah, let’s go with this

and like, i wanted him to have someone to goof up with and be silly and talk freely and not have to appear awesome to with that false bravato of his (because he uses that when he’s not comfortable, and i really really really need him to be, for once) but i also wanted him to have someone he could fall back whevener he wants, no questions asked, and that could take care of him if things came down to it, but couldn’t strip naruto’s control over his own situation as an adult would (because that’s terrifiying thing to feel, no control over what’s gonna happen to yourself; now imagine that as a kid that has to live and tend and watch out for their own well-being themselves or else they might as well die in a ditch and no one - in naruto’s mind on the very beggining of classic - would bat an eye?? yeah, no good indeed); so an older kid it had to be. older sibling figure or whatever.

and since i wanted this older kid to approach naruto amicably, they couldn’t be a kid native to konoha, even if they were there from on and beyond. or else they’d first think of naruto in the preconceived notions leaf-civilians kid thought (as a vague monster/demon their parents made of him), or as leaf-nin kid thought (a dumb numbskull, disgrace of the academy).

so before i even started on the kid themselves, i had to settle on a place out of konoha to start the deal (hahaha going through naruto wiki pages on my dying computer was so much fun guys, you have no idea)

i didn’t find a location that made sense in the wiki so i came up with something on my own. it turned out really cool actually. i’m going to link a post talking about this location in particular because this post is too long already, but what you need to know about shokinin daichi is that it was a completely civilian-based settlement. no one was prevenient from a ninja clan and married out of it for peace and quiet, no one had a second cousin that once dreamed about shinobi life as a kid or anything. i know it seems unfathomable in naruto’s universe to such a place exist, especially with how the world is exposed to us on the anime at least, but believe me, it’s more likely than you think. there’s far too much empty space on naruto’s geography and petty, small 1x1 feuds between clans for it not to. shokunin daichi was a place civilians were relatively content with their lives, and if one of them was more ambitious they’d aim for bigger things, yes, but it wouldn't usually scale so far as to become ninja.

my kid, kawarake, was the same. his family made up one the cores of the sanka clan, but since no one was looking forward to taking the clan head’s position from the main family anytime soon, they all lead relatively quiet lives with their own thing going on. the sanka clan run the ranch of shokunin daichi, and each of its cores took care of one kind of animal. kawarake’s family core took care of horses, and he spent most of his days since he was five tending to them or taking care of his littler cousins who wanted to tend them. if he wasn’t on the stables, he’d be strolling in the settlement’s main square to talk to and help all his extended family, or he’d be in his little hide-out by the river farther south from it. he was looking forward to start an apprenticeship under kakka’s clan on metalwork once he was bit older to have the excuse to go out of the settlement more often, but there was no rush on his part still. he was fine like this.

one seemingly random night, with most of the settlement preparing to lay down for the day, a group of nuke-nin found the place. no one knew how, nor who they were; and whoever was left after that disaster could only guess why, but as soon as the rogue shinobi caught sight of the quaint little thing that was kawarake’s home they started to set things on fire. they pillaged and ransacked and destroyed everything in their wake and soon it became clear that there was little to no thing the civilians could do to defend themselves, even with their mattocks and sickles and ropes and wooden planks and the strongest men and women there. smoke and heat enclosed around all of them, and people that had lived their entire lives there together were forced to leave with no plan or direction, just the clan heads’ ultimate order to grab who they could in their way out and survive. hope against hope that they’d find each other again.

kawarake had managed to find his nephew, and be found by his mom before they had to leave the remains of their burning, collapsing ranch behind. with stingy eyes and searing burns and scratches and soot here and there, they made their way out of the settlement to find kawarake’s dad and a distant cousin by chance, but couldn’t manage to reach a group - their people - running in the distance before they too dispersed each to some direction in search of safety. between the kawarake’s mom, dad and cousin, they decided that their best bet would be to seek refuge in konoha for now; and there they fleed to through forest and packed dirt as the night went on.

i don't think it's confirmed in canon but i've seen it around enough in fanfiction to think it might have been implied somewhere. the politics of seeking refuge in a hidden village might change from country to country but i think there's a consistency on the treaty: it has to be compensated for the risk it takes in accepting the refugee, either by trade if the said refugee can has capital to start producing right away or by demanding a shinobi from the refugee's household.

kawarake then becomes the first gen nin of his family, in order for them to stay in konoha and under it's protection. he's the best conventional candidate because of his age; his cousin and parents at too old for the academy, and his nephew too young. he's uneasy in the beginning, he's surrounded by ninja that can, with a few hand seals, create a catastrophe as big as what happened on his settlement just because they felt like it, and that's disconcerting af, but once he realizes that he's also gaining this power, and he's also also learning how to counter it, he manages to ease up a little bit. he even starts to look forward to the possibility of making missions out of konoha in the end; that way he can look around for all his family, and warn them they have a safe place to stay in konoha.

his family arrives two years after the uchiha massacre, and he graduates as a genin on team 3 the same semester as neji, tenten and lee. here's what i have of him and his team, intend to post more soon

he's a nice kid, guys, but he really shouldn't run around with a kunai like this

here's him, isako (also oc, gotta write stuff for her) and shiyoka (same, tho y'all have seen art of them and kawarake together already), their sensei is dope too and deserves her own presentation just because.