#pls don't let this flop lads

[thisiseditsandstuff]

I hope they never understand us | Ocelot/Kazuhira Miller, Ocelot/Big Boss, Kazuhira Miller/Big Boss | Mature Canon typical violence, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Drug Abuse, Drinking

On March 16th 1975, Big Boss slips into a coma that lasts nine long years. In that time, Kaz discovers he isn't the only one with a special connection to the boss and that he is going to need help to rebuild what he and Snake lost. When Ocelot knocks on his door and offers to help, Kaz, who has nothing to lose anymore, can't refuse. It is a strange partnership they entertain over the next nine years and Kaz never quite figures out how he is supposed to feel about his colleague. All he knows is that Ocelot is a dangerous man to owe something to.

Chapter 1/12 out now on Ao3 - Chapter preview:

He leaned forward, placing his elbows on the table and flashing Ocelot his most charming smile that he usually reserved for rich business men or very pretty women. “I have heard of you, yes. Now, I’ll only ask once:” He leaned in closer. “Tell me where he is.” He had run out of patience weeks ago. Being treated like a liability, as true as Zero’s comment about all eyes being on him might be, was infuriating. Worse, it was humiliating. He was sick of it and with everything that had happened over the last month, he was ready to start screaming until someone finally listened to him, no matter how unprofessional it would make him look. 

Note: this one is gonna be a long one lads. I put so much work into this pls don't let it flop

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[chubbletea]

Henry is Dead

Ft. Henry Stickmin, Right Hand Man, Reginald Copperbottom, Ellie Rose, Dr. Vinschpinsilstien, Charles Calvin, and Burt Curtis

Henry: *Singing*

H: It is good day to be not dead!

RHM: POW! You are dead!

H: *Reading "How 2 die" book* I AM DEAD!

RHM: Hehehehehehe lol

Reginald: *Conga dance*

RHM: Ah, sh❤t. *Tosses gun*

R: :O

R: The Henry is dead!

H: YES. (tElEpOrTeR)

H: I am dead!

R: WHY is the Henry dead!?

RHM: I dunno.

H: I think it was-

R and RHM: SHH! You are dead!

H: Okay.

H: *Commits seizure*

Sven, driving the rocket towards the scene and breaking the window to get out: What's up ya wankers?

S: Who's up for it-?

S: A

S: What the bloody hell just happened?

R and RHM: Ah, Henry's dead.

S: The Henry is dead!?

R: Correct!

S: :D

R: So, did you see the murderer?

RHM and S: No, sorry mate.

R: *Slams fist on table* I will find him.

R: I will capture him.

R: and NO ONE will ever die again.

S and RHM: *Applaud*

S: Ah, well that's nice.

RHM: I am damn proud.

H, RHM, and S: *Aggressive applaud*

Ellie: ATTEEEEEEEEEEENTION! *Dash*

E: The Henry is dead!

R: *Shakes fist* We know!

E: Who killed him?

R: *Shakes fist* We don't know!

E: I will find clues!

E: *Flops down on ground* Sniffsniffsniffsniffsnffsniff

E: What's that?

E: *Picks up glock* A weapon?

E: That thing is why the Henry is dead!

RHM, R, and S: The Henry is dead!?

E: Yes!

E: *Slam* He died!

RHM, R, and S: AUHHGJJRJF

Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: *From a distance* Incoming!

E: ?

E: *Gets obliterated by her medical boat* AAA

V: *Yeets herself out of boat* Raus! Raus!

V: Move! Now!

V: Mwah

Henry starts getting revived, then falls back down to his death.

V: In my medical opinion,

V: THE HENRY IS DEAD!

S: *Reg and Right vibing in background* Doc, what happened?

V: My professional opinion?

V: *SLAM* THE HENRY WAS KILLED!

S: Oh god.

RHM, R, and S: *Discussion*

V: I don't think it's anything to worry about. *Boing*

S: Well, now what?

Charles: CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHERF-

R: Oh, come on...

C: Look at this! *Point to Henry while standing next to him*

C: The freaking Henry's dead!

All: ...

C: What do you think of that!?

All: ...

C: UH

R: Yes, yes, Charles.

C: Yeah?

R: GO HOME!

C: *Looks at helicopter*

C: Awh, come on!

C: Frickingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck-

C: *Crashes* AAAAAAAAAAAA

H: (Is he okay!?)

R: Let's get back *Lifts sign that says "to the point"* to the point.

S: *Aggressive nodding*

H: *Pokes his dead body with a broom* I think Henry is dead.

All: The Henry is dead!?

V: :O

V: CHARLES, I WILL HEAL YOU- *death*

H: :O

H: SERIOUSLY

H: WHO KILLED HENRY!?

Burt: *Drinks*

B: It was me!

All: :O

B: Yes! *Drinks*

B: *Draws gun* I did it like this- BOOM!

S: *Gets shot* AAAAAA-

B: Whoop dee do!

S: *Dying*

B: *Drinks* That's a joke lads

H, RHM, and R: Hahahahahaha lol

B: *Drinks* Urndhvnjrk

B: It was- Y-

B: Urjdnjejfk

B: Him! *Points at RHM*

All: :O

RHM: How did you know!?

B: I didn't

B: UFJEBFHEJKFKRO

B: That was a joke too

B: *Drinks*

RHM: *Starts quietly snickering*

B: *Critical sh❤t!* I'm dead

RHM: HAHAHA

RHM: That's right! It was me!

R: You monster!

H: But WHYYYYYYYYYY???

RHM: 'Cause you're fat boi

RHM: And another thing, you're ugly

H and RHM: *Arguing*

R: -._-.

R: .-_.-

R: -._-.

R: .-_.-

R: *Shrug* It's tradition

H: 🅱️IGHT H🅰️ND M🅰️N!

RHM: AH- D❤MN IT HENRY, F❤CK OFF!

RHM: You are dead

H: NO

H: *Pulls out glock* YOU-

H: POW!

RHM: *Death*

H: HAHA!

H: You are dead. No big surprise.

R: Well, that was idiotic.

R: Off to h[oof]g myself!

R: Watch and le- *Death*

H: I am alive!

H: Is nice.

H: ...

H: Yes, this is stupid.

(Could someone animate/make this a comic dub this pls?)

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