#please read it I'm just sitting around refreshing my works page and waiting for ppl to click on this fic like an idiot

[tomomiisasleep]

am I allowed to beg people to read my fic here I don't know I can't pick up on social cues anyways PLEASE read my HARRYANTHE if you like harryanthe like I do

it's complete btw

here are some previews(?):

"I think you came up with that yourself, before."

"I did?"

"But you didn't use it in a specific trap, just sprinkled it on me."

"To track your whereabouts? Why would I do such a thing?"

"Probably because you care about me so much, sweetheart." She adorned a coquettish smirk that was in fact cold and slippery like a reptile. "And you thought I didn't notice. How could I not, with all my clothes smelling like you? So I just kept them that way."

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Her mind was nimble and reminded me of an acrobat or a rat, showing off improbable feats at times and scurrying through dirty loopholes at others. Her branches of knowledge expand far (though in either grotesque fields like flesh magic, or pointlessly obscure ones like energy transaction theory during the Resurrection) and wide (so wide that I had a hard time believing she was really twenty-two, but then she pointed out that I was only eighteen, and I corrected her that I was technically seventeen because I lost time, and she said yeah yeah you don't have to wave the fact that you'd gone mad since you were a baby in my face, been there, done that, and I spent an inappropriate amount of time turning it over my head measuring to what extent it was a joke).

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"What are your plans when we find the way into the River?"

"If." I ignored that, because she's only saying it to cause me annoyance. "Find Corona."

"Where is she?"

"If only I knew." She said idly. "Our pillow talk aways comes back to her, Harry; I thought you prefered bitches over bimbos."

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