#please i want an adult sized version of ''stoere vent'' ''kleine baas'' or ''kleine babbelkous (zoals mama)'' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ayyponine · 2 years ago

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absolutely illegal btw that fr new work uniform i have to make my selection frm 30 euro silk blouses and polyblend v neck shirts while seven year olds consistenly just get the Best fits in our entire range. whenever a customer gets angry with me about a discount they have zero entitlement to i should be allowed to be in a shirt that has like a wonky lookin smiley face or fuzzy 3D mushroom on it

#i just think the absurd degree of their clownery might hit a lil quicker if i could zone out in a tacosaurus (stegosaurus but a taco) shirt?#i say seven bc thats the sweet spot where they can buy both from the younger adorably innocent and older edgy but still familyfriendly stuff #please do not use these to reverse image search & figure out where i work i guess #you should have seen some of our light up christmas sweaters. chef kiss fr. i should be allowed to wear a violently green minecraft onesie #for babies we also get these lil shirts with unnessessarily gendered little phrases on em theyre so hilarious as well #please i want an adult sized version of ''stoere vent'' ''kleine baas'' or ''kleine babbelkous (zoals mama)''#''klein kapoentje van opa''.... like maybe i am

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