#please dont die you're so sexy aha

[angel-of-the-lorde]

A complete list of every insane ao3 tag ive ever seen

this is, as the title says, a personal list of ao3 tags that i began keeping around october when i started using ao3 more often and found out about the insane tagging

i have not read most of these but i have read some, please do not investigate what fics these are from because i will be mortified. i also have a list of quotes from various sources but mostly fics that i might share

some of them have been removed because they aren't weird enough

the list:

"hot chocolate" immediately followed by "arson"

"projecting my personal beef with horrible blue cocktails onto succession's gregory hirsch"

"TW: millennials"

"failmarriage"

"sex scene following manslaughter confession"

"kendall is the worlds worst housewife"

"t4t sex isn't banned at lumon. they're allies #rainbowcapitalism"

"nooo petey dont be doomed by the narrative you're so sexy aha"

"the inherent homoeroticism of the severance opening titles"

"dirty talk with vegetables" (followed by "bet you've never seen that tag before")

"incredibly well coordinated britney spears karaoke"

"virginwhoredichotomynatural"

"if you're just helping out a friend who might die in the morning. then its NOT gay."

"listen they spent a thousand years together in a cage their pretty gay"

"the walk of shame: now with nuns!"

"the thinking man's daddy kink"

"putting the RAIL in railcannon"

"the glove kink fic that killed oj simpson"

"cannon typical worms"

"transdimensional bed sharing

"the mortifying ordeal of having a podcast"

"misuse of emergency thermal blankets"

"but in my defense if im not supposed to get weird about jesus's side wound why is it so fucking yonic?"

[yeo-rims]

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