#please correct me if I'm spouting bullshit

[mantictiger]

i haven't seen anyone mention this yet (maybe someone did I've been a bit late to protocolposting today) but in today's case the mother mentions not remembering much at all about the birth or pregnancy, which seems weird to me. obviously I don't know much about what pregnancy entails or have done much research on it in the past (at least if/what it can do to memory) but I think most people remember what the pregnancy was like? at least my family members that have been pregnant and given birth do. considering this knowledge comes from the sketchy ass health visitor I do not trust it. I have no idea what to do with this though

[jacks347]

"Jacks this isn't a fanfic!"

Correct! This is me having brainrot over a roleplay I have with one of my best friends and needed to put it to paper (post? ah whatever) before I lost it so y'all get to see one of my babies for a change :3

Enjoy the most chaotic proposal you've ever seen in your life

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The way Grey just about kicked the door in would've startled Jason more if he wasn't already so used to it. They'd been living together for a year, his boyfriend's dramatic way of coming home from missions was welcomed background noise.

"Welcome back, how'd things go with the boss? Get those weird cultists off our property?" Jason asked, flipping another page in his book.

"Marry me."

"...what?"

"Marry me."

Jason looked up from his book, raising an eyebrow at Grey. Grey continued to stand in the doorway, blood that Jason was 90% sure wasn't his dripping from his clothes and a bandage on his cheek that wasn't there this morning, panting slightly. "What is happening?"

"I thought I already said, marry me."

"Love, you're acting weird."

"You know I'm weird it's why you love me, marry me."

Jason set his book down and stood from his chair, slowly approaching his boyfriend with a mounting concern. Sure, they'd talked about marriage before but when they were older! Not 20 and 24, barely out from under their debts to the mafia and working their way up the ladder still, this was insane!

"Grey, what happened out there?"

"Oh you know, the usual. Logan told them to get off our lawn, they started spouting their bullshit, we opened fire, they couldn't defend because the most intimidating weapon they have is a rock tied to a stick, one smacked me in the face, I realized I'd been way overthinking when the right time to propose is cause we work in the mafia and any day could be our last and I'd never be able to rest knowing I didn't spend as much time as possible with a ring on your finger telling the world I love you, came home, asked you to marry me. As I will again. Marry me." Grey rambled, barely pausing to breathe through his monolog until the end.

Jason blinked hard as the words registered, blue eyes staring into gray in an attempt to make sense of it all. Grey was usually the level-headed one in their relationship, Jason being more emotional and hot-tempered. They balanced each other out, it's what made everything work. So to see Grey acting so...out of character was just strange.

Jason took hold of Grey's face, tilting it to see if there were any other injuries, though from sounds of it there might’ve been some brain damage. "Did they get you anywhere else? Or just that they hit you so hard you're talking crazy?"

"I'm not crazy I just love you, marry me."

"You're absolutely crazy, normal Grey would never burst through our door talking like this."

"You make me crazy, marry me."

"Is that all you know how to say anymore?"

"Until you answer the question, yes."

"According to the laws of grammar, "marry me" isn't a question. It's a statement."

"Fine. Please marry me."

"Still not a question, love."

Grey narrowed his eyes at Jason who was smiling slightly too sweetly. "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

Jason just laughed. "I don't know what you mean, Grey. I'm just waiting for you to actually ask me a question."

"Jason Anthony Collins, will you marry me?"

"Yes! Now was that so hard?"

He'd barely gotten the words out of his mouth before Grey crushed their lips together in a bruising kiss. Jason could only let out a muffled squeak of surprise, stumbling back until his back hit the kitchen counter. You would never hear Jason complain about his boyfriend, now fiance, using a little force but this was unprecedented.

By the time Grey let him breathe again, he was gasping for air, lips already a little swollen from being kissed stupid. "Well now...someone's a little excited." "Oh I'll show you excited, birdie."

Grey wrapped his hands around Jason's waist and easily lifted him, practically throwing him over his shoulder as he started off towards their bedroom.

"The neighbors are gonna complain again." Jason whined.

"Let them. So long as they all know you're mine."

Grey kicked the door to their room open and-

"OKAY! Okay! I don't need to know the details!" Jamie interrupted, face twisting in disgust.

Grey just shrugged with a smirk. "What? You asked, I was just giving you the story."

Jason elbowed his husband with a laugh. "Leave the boy alone, love. I think it's sweet that he asked. He doesn't need to know how you ravaged me for the rest of the night~"

Jamie fake gagged, covering his ears. "Gross! I don't need that mental image! I regret asking!"

Jason just watched as his son grappled with the image of his dads eventful night, twisting his wedding ring that had long since lost its shine. 20 years would do that. He looked up to find his husband watching him, the same blazing passion burning in them as they had the day he'd proposed. Jason raised a curious eyebrow at him. "What? What're you looking at?" "Oh, only the love of my life." "Sappy." "You like me sappy." "I do, I do."

Grey leaned down to nuzzle into his husband's hair, laying a soft kiss to his temple.

"I love you, Jason. Happy anniversary."

"I love you too, Grey. Until the stars burn out."

~~

Bonus points: How many times did I say "marry me" in this one post?

Cause it was far too fuckin many I'll tell you that-

Also, I somehow kept a short story under 1000 words?? I actually know how to do that?? What is this witchcraft

[bluemanedhawk]

hello. I'd phrase this more respectfully, but I have decided to have zero concern for hurting your feelings because I'm convinced you don't have any. I'd like to ask why you continue to actively refuse acknowledgement that nobody in apionet likes you and everyone there thinks you're an obnoxious prick. how come, instead of rationally accepting your ban, you call one of the admins a cunt and repeatedly waste your time evading your ban and spouting your bullshit into there, expecting anyone to acknowledge it? no one there wants to hear your bullshit. why are you unable to accept this? and please consider providing actual fucking answers to these questions instead of dodging them as you usually do, otherwise I have absolutely no reason to believe you aren't a troll.

actually, even better idea: just stop fucking doing all of these things that make people hate you! and stop trying to justify them! because the simple fact is that you're a terrible person, as evidenced by the fact that everyone hates you.

if you want to continue to spout your pretentious nonsense onto the internet, there are a hundred thousand other places in the vast world of the internet to do so, which are not an arbitrary IRC network that hates you. in fact, you seem to already know this, because you have a tumblr page, a website, etc. how hard is it to just use those?

hello.

Hello.

I'd phrase this more respectfully, but I have decided to have zero concern for hurting your feelings because I'm convinced you don't have any.

Well, this ask is certainly off to a roaring start, what with blatant dehumanization in just the second sentence. Mx. Ymous, this is not a good look for you.

Let me ask you: do you think that you would phrase this ask that way if this weren't anonymous? if the people you care about knew that you were sending this ask? I ask this not only in the hopes that you'll reconsider your actions, but also because people have a tendency to overestimate their anonymity; i'll elaborate no more on that matter.

Let me ask you a different question: do you think you would phrase this ask like this if you were sending it to somebody else? I happen to have a pretty strong resistance to the things that you've said in this ask. Not everybody would, and they might react quite differently. I would avoid getting into the habit of treating people like this if i were you.

I'd like to ask why you continue to actively refuse acknowledgement that nobody in apionet likes you and everyone there thinks you're an obnoxious prick.

Don't put words in people's mouths.

I happen to remember that there were people there that i got along with mostly pretty okayly. Unless the administration has decided to perform a purge of all those people, the statement in the indented paragraph nearest upwards from this paragraph this sentence is in is simply factually incorrect.

If it were correct, i would acknowledge it and not really care all that much except inasmuch as it personally affects me—it's not my responsibility to try to control the perceptions of others. The actual actions of the people would be of significantly more interest to me than whatever might be going on inside their heads.

how come, instead of rationally accepting your ban,

There is no rational way to accept the ban because the ban was punitive and the possible consequences of accepting it would outweigh the possible consequences of fighting it. Since it's directly relevant to this determination of rationality, i'll also note for the record that, in addition to being punitive, the ban:

was thrusted into me at a time when i was unaround and unable to defend myself

was thrusted into me without a fair trial

was thrusted into me without much explanation of why it was being performed

was thrusted into me in direct violation of the laws of the land

was thrusted into me without any way to negotiate the terms of lifting the ban

I used to try to convince people away from punitive criminal justice systems by appealing to their morality, deriding such systems as “immoral” and “unethical”. Nowadays, i think that a better way to convince people is simply by pragmatism: there is a mountain of evidence showing that punitive criminal justice is plain and simply not effective at all in reducing crime.

Now i'm wondering what the angle of repose of scientific papers is.

you call one of the admins a cunt

I think that this is a misrepresentation of what happened. I will state my side of the story: in my initial attempts to evade the ban, i determined a method of entrance and, as my first action upon completion of that entrance, i stated in reference to previous failed attempts at evasion “This isn't Mario Party: you won't get a bonus star for being the biggest cunt.”.

Stating that i “called one of the admins a cunt” is technically correct, because i used the term in the singular and it was in description of the action of the administration. Despite that, i would have interpreted the way you described things as implicating that i directly stated at one of the members of the administration something along the line of “Person'sname, you are a cunt.”, which is incorrect.

I really don't want to make assumptions, but i'm going to anyway: i think that there might be a cultural difference at play here, because i really did not consider this to be a notable or interesting part of this incident, yet you seem to consider it important enough to mention. I consider the word ‘cunt’ to be just another insult, along the lines of ‘dick’, ‘shitface’, ‘fucking assbag’, or ‘shitfucked assfaced dickhead’, and i do not really take much offense from insults, even though i might react to them in other ways. I suspect that when i made the statement i did, i was assumpting that these positions would also hold for everybody else, but they ended up not doing so. If this is the case and i ended up hurting people, i apologize and will keep this situation in mind for the future; if this is not the case or i didn't end up hurting people, feel free to completely ignore this paragraph.

and repeatedly waste your time evading your ban and spouting your bullshit into there, expecting anyone to acknowledge it?

It really doesn't take that much time at all. What little time it takes is worth it. It cannot matter to me whether anyone acknowledges it, because it operates as a one-way street for me. I have zero clue what goes on in there whatsoever.

no one there wants to hear your bullshit. why are you unable to accept this?

Again, don't put words into people's mouths.

I put things into the world. If people want to see them, they can. If they don't want to, they needn't. I can accept that.

and please consider providing actual fucking answers to these questions instead of dodging them as you usually do,

I'd be able to do that better if i knew what was meant by ‘dodging’, as it's something i've been accused of in the past in cases where i didn't think it was happening.

otherwise I have absolutely no reason to believe you aren't a troll.

Trolling can never be proven unless there's a direct genuine confession.

actually, even better idea: just stop fucking doing all of these things that make people hate you!

The minds of others are wholly their own; it is not my duty to control them. The actions of others are more important to me, and i will respond to them.

and stop trying to justify them!

There are people making claims that i percieve to be incomplete. Because i think these claims are incomplete and that people might fill in the blanks with the wrong things, i think that it is to my detriment for these claims to be propogated. Therefore, it is rational for me to state what i think people should fill in the blanks with.

because the simple fact is that you're a terrible person, as evidenced by the fact that everyone hates you.

That's not how that works.

if you want to continue to spout your pretentious nonsense onto the internet,

‘Pretentious’? I don't have the best memory of these kinds of things, but i think that that's a first, and i have no idea what the reasoning behind it might be.

there are a hundred thousand other places in the vast world of the internet to do so, which are not an arbitrary IRC network that hates you. in fact, you seem to already know this, because you have a tumblr page, a website, etc. how hard is it to just use those?

They just ain't the same, man! The vibes are all wrong, they're completely different, they just aren't right for what i wanna say!

More seriously, it's because i consider the ban that was issued into me there to be unjust, and what i do operates as a way to undermine what i consider to be an illegitimate authority and fight against what i consider to be an unjust action.

[that-bajan-kid]

Boku No Hero Academia Chapter 293 SPOILERS

(These children used their one collective brain cell and decided to rush head first into the arms of Death with zero fucks given)

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Oh that orange hair is not a good look on Shiggy. Izuku looks adorable in anything I can't argue.

We get an adorable panel of Eri eating a cracker/cookie next Lemillion bursting forth from the ground once more. Izuku ask him how he's here rn and apparently this boy has just been chilling at Nighteye's agency, which is conveniently not to far from here. He had to of had his quirk for a while now if he was at the agency right?

Omg look at Eri!! She's so cute I literally have to point her out whenever she's on screen. I don't make the rules here, that's just how it is. And Ochako is doing her hair!!!! I'm gonna explode from the cuteness. And all that other stuff they're talking about is important to I guess.

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I LITERALLY CAN NOT

They're all babies. She looks so happy to help out too. The little bounce she does when she looks back at Dadzawa for permission. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Mirio is asking for back up cause even he can't take on 4 NHEs by himself. So of course Bakugou, with the two holes in his abdomen, leaps in to action even tho he really shouldn't. I swear these kids are all suicidal.

THESE FUCKING KIDS AND THEIR LACK OF SELF PRESERVATION IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME I SWEAR. Also, I believe the time is now upon us my brothers and sisters.

(Edit: I just realised I've been spelling his fucking name wrong this whole time. My brain just autocorrected it to the proper spelling and I didn't even noticed lmao. Please forgive me.)

Of course Spinner thinks it's cool. IS JEANIST FUCKING CRYING LMAO

I like it. It's very Katsuki Bakugou and not nearly as bad as the first two. You go, Dynamite. Man, I can't wait to see the fandom's reaction to this. How many people are gonna throw a tantrum cause its not Ground Zero? Or fucking Kacchan?

Mirio says he thinks it's funny and Dynamite says it's not meant to be funny. Mirio quotes Nighteye speech about there being laughter and you to balance out the sorrow and apologises for the absolute disrespect he just showed my son's new hero name.

Enji, sweetheart, I know your in shock about your dead son not being dead and that you're literally on death's door, but Shouto is going to fucking die if you don't move your ass. I'm not mad and I understand why you're not doing anything right now. But, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, i would sacrifice you in a heartbeat if it meant saving Shouto's life. Don't get me wrong, I like your character a lot, but you dying would be a nice end to your redemption arc if you end up saving Shouto. And at this point I honestly don't care about what happens to Dabi. He's trying to kill my son. Fuck that guy lol. Doesn't mean I don't like him tho.

Why are people defending this guy again? Cause of his trauma? Don't get me wrong, I like Dabi as much as the next guy but if his death means Shouto gets to live, I don't have a problem with that either. Dabi and Enji are in the same boat.

My boi Deku coming in clutch with Black Whip even tho he really shouldn't be to save his best friend. Dabi's gonna try to burn him too, I can feel it coming. Also Izuku is thinking about how his arms and legs don't have any strength like that's the only thing wrong with them. He'd be lucky if he can even move them when all of this is over.

"Don't put this in a Doujin" I am deceased. Cris is no longer among the living. She has ascended to the heavens. Who ever this translater is, they're doing God's work. I can't wait to see the discourse about Izuku's speech in the tags. I can already hear the "Izuku is defending Endeawhore therefore he supports abuse #canceldeku2020" posts in my head. Anyway, I like what Izu says here tho, it's very much in character for him. I also like his Froppy inspired Black Whip: Projectile Vomit Mode. Very unexpected tbh.

Izuku yells "You are not Endeavour" and Dabi responds with "No shit, Sherlock" and asks if Izuku pities him even a little bit and I wouldn't fault him for straight up saying "No" considering everything Dabi has put him and his friends through. Hell, if I was Midoriya I wouldn't even be trying to get through to him rn. A trait I strongly admire about Izuku. Dabi goes on to say he is the culmination of all of Endeavour's sins and we get a panel showing threads snapping and I don't know if it's supposed to be what's left of Izuku's mental stability or Dabi's. Or if it's an actual thread snapping. Dabi goes on to spout some bullshit about how evil will never prosper and justice will crumble now that he's shown the naive citizens of Japan who to blame, which is the heroes apparently.

Uhhh so that snapping thread I mentioned earlier is actually the carbon fibre wire Jeanist is using to keep Machia contained and like all of them just snapped like twigs. Dabi continues his speech about how chaos now reigns supreme while everyone panics about Machia. Meanwhile Deku is having a moment.

Correction, Endeavour was the one having a moment and has decided to take action despite his obvious condition called dying. He rockets his way towards Machia and bitch slaps him in the face and immediately follows that up by saying he feels numb. He totally gonna die and I'm totally gonna feel sad about it. I'm already tearing up.

FUCKING FINALLY GOD DAMNIT

I knew it was gonna work. Never doubt my gurl Creati. She's the smartest kid in class for a reason. It feels like it took forever but it was probably only a few mins. I can't wait for everything to go wrong again. Also, everyone who thinks Endeavour is either going to die or, end up with a debilitating disability, raise your hand 🙋. Mans suffering from the most severe case of heat stroke to ever stroke and is running on burnt lungs and he was impaled by Shigaraki/AFO. He's not having a fun time.

I think it's safe to say that Eri won't healing anyone after this. It looks like all her quirks energy went into giving Mirio his quirk. Meaning all these injuries that the heroes are getting won't be magically disappearing. Aizawa isn't getting his leg back, Izuku's arms are probably never gonna work again, Gran Torino is fucking dead just like Endeavour's career, and Endeavour is probably gonna fucking die too. Cause Shouto doesn't have enough trauma in his life.

Time for me to venture into the tags and see what the latest discourse is. Can't wait for everyone to call Izuku an abuser sympathiser even tho he called out Endeavour during the sports, or say that the heroes are somehow abusing Eri like Overhaul did cause she gave Mirio his quirk back even tho she clearly wanted to do it. The chaos fuels me.

Until next time.

[art-in-dot-net]

I have only ever met (1) okay redneck, and he hangs around with my queer as shit mottly group of friends, and he /still/ spouts hateful shit often and we have to correct him.

Literally every other redneck I've had the displeasure of meeting would probably fucking shoot me if given the chance, and I'm fucking white. There are hardly any poc in my area because we live in a rich white retirement area and these bitches are HATEFUL. Like. "My daughter can't date no black boy" level bullshit. Hispanics around here are stereotyped as whores, mentally inferior, or sleazy. Our neighbors had a crew build their entire fucking house in one summer, and they would always play their music (it was in Spanish and albeit a little loud) my step-father would make "jokes" about how he was going to call immigration on them. I can't count the amount of times I hear queer or poc slurs leave white and straight kids mouths at school. The South is bullshit, rednecks are bullshit, and any Northener that tries to argue with me otherwise can get fucked.

I apologize if I miss spoke about any group in this, please correct me if I did and I will gladly amend my post.

This is the most incorrect and disgustingly ignorant of racism post I’ve seen today. I am SO sick of northerners talking about the South like they know shit

The term “redneck” was used very temporarily for the coalminer’s strikebreak, but it did NOT gain prominence there. It originated as a term for poor farmhands…

…and actually gained prominence as a term SPECIFICALLY used for supporters of a major proponent of white supremacy.

I am so sick of this “rednecks are epic working class heroes!” rhetoric I see parroted by people who think that living in the south is all about family and applie pie and saying “fuck the police!” EVERYONE I know who self-identifies as a redneck actively hates non-white and often hates non-cishet people. Stop lying to northerners about what life is like down here. People who call themselves “rednecks” are almost always massive racists and misogynists who come from long lines of racists and misogynists.

[1x20]

Hey Isaac! I wanted to ask you something about transgenderism. I recently started volunteering to help in a trans community and I noticed that people who transition male to female are more accepted in some way (even within the community) than those who transition female to male, and I wanted to ask why that might be, in your opinion? I'm sorry if this ask was rude in some way, I'm still new and still learning,if this was rude you can just not reply if you don't feel comfortable. Have a good day!

hey man! thanks for asking this question, it’s really good of you to look a bit more into this. i’m gonna preface my answer by saying that i am not representative of the entire trans community and everyone has differing opinions on this (probably) but since you asked for my opinion, i’ll give it to you ^^

okay so uh, first things first, it might be better to not use the word ‘transgenderism’ because it has been used to dehumanize trans people. instead, you might wanna call it something like ‘being trans’.

and about what you’re saying - i obviously can’t speak for people who are amab - but i think that discrimination against them manifests in different ways? mostly because people who are afab have to deal with the whole masculinity bullshit (and by that i mean ‘wooaah men are MANLY and like MANLY THINGS like SPORTS and HAVE MUSCLES AND BODY HAIR’) and because that is generally harder - like i said i am afab and not amab, so feel free to correct me if i am spouting bullshit - they are accepted less. 

whereas there’s usually a nicer, more accepting attitude towards/by women - i’m not saying it’s easy to be amab - and that’s why that might be? 

i’m hoping this clears it up a little, also if i am spouting bullshit please correct me