#player two isn't so bad... {muse: luigi}

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Bowser what in the fresh fuck are you up to now--

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Now yall know damn well this is a bottom and a sub. Shyest bottom this side of the mushroom kingdom. Praise kink extaordinare. Babygirl of the century. Puppy eyes and a blushing mess.

UNTIL hes in a mood. Then brat mode comes on and you're gettin all the sass. Not afraid of a little pain. Purposefully goads his partner on. Choke him out coward, you won't. Might bite tbh.

Massive size queen and monster fucker.

If his heart is gonna work overtime, might as well be for somethin good.

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@galaxofmuses asked:

Bowser wasn't here to invade or even terrorize the Mushroom Kingdom. Well it doesn't help that the toads are screaming for their lives. He goes up to the Plumbers' home and carefully knocks on the door. Scratching his head and feeling quite awkward from his thoughts. As the door opens, Bowser did try to look intimidating out of habit, but then the look fades into exhaustion. "Look.....Luigi right? We gotta umm....talk. If that's okay with ya?"

"Coming!"

A knock at the door? Who could it be? Luigi wasn't expecting anyone today. Maybe one of the Toads needed something. Although, it was odd that Pulterpup seemed be growling under his breath. Huh.

"Now what's gotten into you?"

Luigi gives his still growling ghsotly companion a confused look as he goes to open the font door.

"Really, you're never this gru-uhhhh--"

Aw dog biscuits.

The startled squeak of the king's name was rather undignified, but his panic seemed to be somewhat curbed by Bowser's lack of grandious boasting. In fact, the tyrant looked pretty....tired?

"T-t-talk?? W-what about..??"

What could the koopa king possibly want with him??

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@pompedia L&D Starter

"Daisy! You're just in time for dinner."

The plumber stepped aside to let the princess in, a warm smile on his face. His home was small, a one story, two bedroom home. But it was cozy and clearly lived in. Little halloween decorations resided here and there, mixed in with the general fall aesthetic. It was one of his favorite seasons, and always loved decorating for the holidays.

Wandering into the kitchen, Luigi hummed to himself, switching the large pot of stew two another eye on the stove and shutting it off.

Ghostly barks suddenly filled the room as pulterpup clamored its way on through, doing a few circles around Daisy before sitting at her feet expectantly. Luigi chuckled.

"Sorry, he gets a little excited with company."

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BOWSER got the NICE LIST?!

He's gonna go cry in his room now.

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@shermphibia // @staticmonitor

I haven't posted on tumblr in sooo long.... happy mario movie eve here's a redraw of a thing I did a few years ago 💕

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Naughty or Nice List

"E-Excuse me??" Cue the panic.

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He was feeling rather irritable today, though can't for the life of him figure out why. Whatever, maybe some tea and a movie will help.

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He may look sweet, but he's secretly very competative in card games like Uno.

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"I put ice in my metal waterbottle and now I can't get the straw back in..."

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Standing in the homegoods isle deciding between two types of fall themed door mats.

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What Tarot Card Are You?

the bounty of your heart is abundant. warmth extends from your fingertips, and your smile has the power to light the darkest of rooms. your presence is a comfort– a gift– it is something to be cherished. just beware of stretching yourself too thin; a heart cannot be full if it is constantly emptying itself for the benefit of others. extend that mercy to your own heart, so you may continue to love and let yourself be loved. your chest is not an empty cavity. NUMBER: 6 UPRIGHT: love, harmony, relationships, values alignment, choices REVERSED: self-love, disharmony, imbalance, misalignment of values

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Peach. Right.

The king's obsession with his friend really was hard to forget. If anything, it was the main trait Bowser was known for, despite the constant and unmistakable rejection time and time again. Luigi was almost impressed by the koopa's persistance at this point. Though part of him was a bit frustrated on the princess' behalf.

"Right. Oh ragazzo... Okay so, lets say for the sake of argument that you didn't just get brutally turned down yet again, and the concept of 'no' doesn't escape you. The first thing anyone appreciates in a partner is when they listen. Have you tried just speaking to her? Getting to know her, instead of just kinda...assuming what she likes?"

Was his voice a little irritated? Maybe. But the situation all around was probably more hurtful than he let on or was willing to admit. Still, he can't help wanting to actually be helpful, so he continued, leaning against his doorframe with his arms loosely crossed.

"A lot of people prefer to be friends before anything more, and it certainly doesn't hurt in the long run. Relationships, romatic or otherwise, take time, effort, and compromise at times. If you truly want to be close to the princess, you have to actually show you care about her as a person."

"It's about....Well...It's about Peach....I-I just need dating advice and my advisor and everyone ain't helping me one bit." Growing with annoyance. It's clear that he didn't get a lot of sleep for awhile and couldn't even focus a plan to even take over the kingdom.

"You better make it quick. I ain't got all day Greenie."

Trying to keep doing the tough act, but is it really going to work at this point when he opened his heart a bit.

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Looks into the mirror and sighs. One day...maybe..

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Listen LisTEN LISTEN LISTEN!!!!

SHE!!!

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Loves his brother SO much. Like yeah he's physically affectionate to his friends and loved ones. But he will be STUCK to Mario like glue if allowed. Hugging him, holding onto his arm, lifting him to cart him off somewhere, leans on him, puts is chin on his head for giggles, all that shit. Luigi has been attached to Mario from birth, admires him to the absolute moon and back, and would do anything for him.

Mf has a phobia of the dark and still went to a pitch black, ghost infested building like TWO/THREE TIMES for Mario. You CANNOT unstick Luigi from his big bro.

They've been through countless things together, and no matter who came and went, what happened, the constant was always the two of them. I wouldn't be surprised that, if as babies you tried to separate them for any reason, Luigi would cry unconsolebaly and Mario would immediately be fussy and upset until you put them back together.

The Siblings Ever your honor.