#pip's gcl log

[beperoncin]

maybe i should take a break from the gcl

[beperoncin]

ik i'm not gonna make it. i'm already stressed because of the semifinals and it's only the first main round

i'm only at second place and the player at first scored 900m

which doesn't sound like much but YOU FUCKING LOSE A HEART IF YOU'RE BELOW FIRST. THEY SHOULD JUST HAVE YOU LOSE HEARTS AT THIRD IN THE MAINS IDK. I'M NOT DEVSISTERS I DON'T CONTROL HOW THE GCL WORKS

I'M LOOKING AT OTHER PLAYERS' RUNS AND I HAVE NEITHER CHOCO BAR NOR BUTTER SQUID'S COSTUMES SO I SCORE LESS

I AM KINDA MAD

I JUST WANT THOSE 1.5K GCL TOKENS. PLEASE. I NEED IT FOR LEMON MY POOKIE WOOKIE COOKIE BEAR

ragepost kinda aside. I HOPE MAIN ROUND 2 IS BETTER AND I ACTUALLY GET FIRST BECAUSE MY GOD AM I FRUSTRATED AF

i shouldn't worry too much. hopefully i manage to score first in at least one round which isn't extremely likely but i'll try :>

[beperoncin]

hooray. i passed

prelims were easy. i had tangy maxed out already and sauna egg was at a good level

milk and mango weren't at a high enough level. but i don't really like milk or mango as much as tangy and eggy so idc

1k tokens until i can get the costume (if i'm not mistaken)

i got 800m on round 1 :>

i used a max boost ticket on this round

they're shockingly cheap (only 500 crystals!)

although they only last for one run they do pretty good in getting you pretty far

i could try using butter squid to replace mala sauce (if he's even a good relay)

i'm not sure what the best combi is since all of the highest ranking players all have their combis blocked but i'm pretty sure butter squid is in there since i've heard he's a pretty good scorer idk

i just used choco bar and mala sauce because choco bar is My Wonderful Lesbian Wife and mala is my fav's sister /hc

ik i won't stay at first but whatever. you only lose one heart if you don't get first and if i lose a heart each round i might be able to get the lemon costume at the round i finally croak in (idk. i forgot the math i did)

[beperoncin]

i guess this is the end

it was fun while it lasted

i couldn't get the lemon costume unfortunately

but i tried my hardest

well you can't always get your way

should i delete crob if i lose

[beperoncin]

i sent friend requests to two random people. i'm happy in my decision

now i can get more cheers but i'm scared i might just be exploiting them for cheers (i'll make sure that isn't the case)

i'm still scared

[beperoncin]

my head hurts and i feel like crying again

i don't think i'll pass this round actually

i'm desperate for the lemon costume

maybe i should friend some people and ask for cheers then and there

i probably won't get enough for the 500 cheers thingy but fuck it

[beperoncin]

chat we may be back

map is stressful af but at least i'm not dead yet

we may have a chance at getting in third at least

i'm gonna keep myself calm about this and surely i'll make it to semifinals

and i have some cheer points now!! yay

[beperoncin]

it's actually over

i'm actually fucking crying rn /srs

i hate everything

[beperoncin]

HIP HIP HOORAY I GOT FIRST IN THIS ROUND

also. this current round fucking sucks ass. fuck creepy kitchen, all my homies hate creepy kitchen

but i'm not too upset because. look here

even if i don't get first and only lose one heart i'll be able to pass to the semifinals and if i pass round 1 i'll have 1.6k gcl tokens which is enough to get the lemon costume! :D

and even if god forbid i do lose 2 hearts (which i'm sure won't happen) i'll still have two hearts and if i don't get first i'll still be able to pass onto round 2 of the semifinals and get my token goal!

so it's probably guaranteed i'll get that sweet drip for my lemony boy.

[beperoncin]

WE FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHIT

LET'S FUCKING GO WHAT?????

I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO FIRST THIS ROUND??!!!! THIS IS A MASSIVE W

i was expecting to be more excited but idc. i'm still happy

[beperoncin]

ok. 17 minutes until this round for the gcl ends and that player in second hasn't scored any greater i think we're safe chat

and

this shit sucks ong i have no friends to cheer for me. i want to ask for friends but 1: it'll make me look annoying and 2: getting my id feels like too much

but oh well. you guys already have my username but there's probably other players with that name.

the "i love peperoncino" who is me is the one with the "seeker of strength" title and the "peperoncino gang" guild. friend me if ya want to /nf

if you guys cheer for me enough i'll have to do less rounds to buy the lemon costume :D

[beperoncin]

ok. just checked everyone's gcl scores and i think i'm good against this player. i'm PRAYING they don't have any max boost tickets to use against me but oh well. i'll recheck the scores every 15 minutes. :b

[beperoncin]

already only 5 hours or so until this round ends and i'm still in first. this is wild. greatpepperblade gaming

[beperoncin]

i rechecked the gcl and i'm surprisingly still in first

either the other six players simply choose not to play this round (i understand why, it's pretty hard and herb and cinnamon and fairy haven't been buffed in a long while, but max boost tickets exist and they aren't too hard to get)

or they're stalking my blog and following my strategy so they get first too

either way i still have extremely high confidence in getting first for this round

i may not have cinnamon or herb's se costumes but i at least have one costume for them so i get a lil boost yanno :>

if i stay in first for this round i'll be proud of myself so i'm praying it'll stay like that

maybe i'll also post some absolutely gay shit. like lemoncino. eye dee kay

[beperoncin]

just played main round 2 and i'm confident i'll get first

it's a difficult map because my timing sucks so i can't get all of those jellies but i'm already at first despite my run sucking absolute ass and this round lasts longer than the first so i have more time to do trial and error to improve my runs

my strategy is i wait for the round to start coming to an end and i play a couple runs so i don't drop down while i'm off the game

[beperoncin]

i entered the gcl and i'm already at first in the round

although it was hard to get the gold gems for buying the diamonds for the gcl entrance and i thought i was doomed i managed still

for every it's so over there is a we are so back

now all i need are 1.5k gcl tokens and it'll turn into a LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO