#pink text is for cordie's voice purple text is for fini's voice

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@melemeleguardian Cordie impersonates a deity

“Yeah, it’s me!” The Tapu Fini imposter said with the kind of giddy enthusiasm that was typical of Cordie when he was about to ramble about something he really likes. That outfit he’s wearing goes beyond just cosplaying, it’s some kind of puppeteering abomination that would put most engineers to shame, and unless you look very closely it’s almost impossible to tell him apart from the real deal. What kind of witchcraft is this? “You see, I was trying to come up with a good costume in my hotel room and then this really pretty fish Pokémon appeared. They said something like…”

 “A r t i s t ,  I  c o m m a n d  y o u  t o  r e p r e s e n t  m y  l i k e n e s s .”

 “And who am I to say no?” He did it purely because he thought Fini looked pretty, but it seems that he just barely avoided being cursed. “Oh, the floating illusion is really cool, right? I’m actually standing on my tiptoes right now, it’s just that I camouflaged it into the bottom half of the shell. This is why I think that angles and perspective are so fascinating.”

Oh no, he’s about to infodump!