#philosophy and academia won't help you know so you better suck it up

[existingispetty]

I was wondering if I could request a matchup for bungo stray dogs, please? if they're still open that is, if not feel free to ignore this!

my pronouns are she/they and I have no gender preferences. INTP, 5w4, gemini sun, scorpio moon, scorpio rising.

appearance: I'm 5'5 and have a curvy body type. I'm pretty pale tbh and I have black curly/wavy hair that's styled into shag/wolf cut. I have blue-green eyes with pretty bad dark circles too lmao. my fashion aesthetic changes a lot, but I do lean more towards alternative (grunge, emo) or dark academia. I wear a lot of baggy clothes, so my fashion sense is pretty androgynous.

personality: very quiet and distant at first, I won't speak to someone unless they speak to me first. I tend to come off as aloof and even intimidating at times, but in reality I'm just a ball of awkwardness and anxiety lmao. I'm a highly introverted person, so I'm not too big on socializing or being around people all the time. i do have a few friends though, that I care about more than anything. when I'm around those I'm comfortable with, i'm a lot more talkative and friendly. I would describe myself as a very funny person who has a weird ass sense of humor and is sarcastic. I love joking around with my friends and sending them weird ass shit lmao. besides that, I'm a pretty inquisitive person, I enjoy learning new things especially when they pertain to my interests. I can be clever and analytical when I want to be and I love having a good friendly debate. I'm also very lazy too, I sleep a lot and I tend to procrastinate on just about everything. it also doesn't help with the fact that I'm super forgetful when it comes to important things, so I'm pretty air headed lmao. I'm not a very angry, confrontational person either. like I get angry, but it's all internal. I just absolutely hate confrontation and because of that, people tend to walk all over me, whoops. but it's whatever. another thing about me is that I have an incredibly low self esteem, I'm super self conscious about everything about myself, which really sucks but I'm trying to get better lmao.

likes: animals, music (metal, rock, indie, etc), makeup, anime, gaming, thrifting, astrology, astronomy, psychology, philosophy, true crime, reading, being outside, rain, sleeping, coffee

dislikes: meeting new people, prejudice people, people who are loud, driving, fighting, snow, talking in front of a lot of people, clinginess, greasy food, almost every veggie lmao,

hobbies: sleeping lol, exploring nature, study psychology and criminal justice, taking care of animals

ideal partner: I want somebody who can make me not afraid to be myself and not judge me. i need somebody who can motivate me and just be there for me whenever. I'm not a super romantic touchy feeling person all the time, so I need somebody who would respect that lol. my love language is definitely quality time and acts of service, I would love to just hang out with my partner whenever and just take care of them when they need it. I don't really have a type per say, but I am drawn to those who are more intelligent. somebody who I can have deep discussions with, ya know?

Hello! Thank you so much for the ask! I hope you enjoy my matchup!

I'm so sorry this took so long I got a lot of asks now! +++++++++++++++++++++++++

Your matchup is….. (insert drumroll*)

Yosano Akiko

Yosano respects those that don’t open up at first. Yosano sees your hesitation around others so she wants to get to know you! Yosano wouldn’t think your intimidating probably more… mysterious when she first meets you. Once Yosano realizes that you're just really awkward and nervous she’ll probably laugh. She thinks it’s adorable! She will encourage you to be less nervous of course but she won’t push. Yosano is willing to go out of her way to hang out with you, so you're more comfortable around her. Yosano thinks it means more when you have a few close friends rather than lots of friends. As soon as you open up more to Yosano she will be so proud. Be prepared to spend all of your free time at least 10 yards away from her. Yosanos humor is also quite concerning so you won’t be a line on this one. Sarcastic is Yosanos middle name she says a serious statement once every 10 minutes.Yosanos is on her phone a majority of the time even when she’s at work so she’s always looking forward to any of the strange things you send her. Yosano is a doctor so education is a big deal to her to have a partner that has got smarts in them is a big deal to her. While Yosano loves a debate she does get a little out of hand.. but tell her to calm down and she will. Yosano is the most organized person ever so she will absolutely remind you before you even realized you were able to forget something. Yosano would appreciate the peaceful aura that surrounds you, it puts her at ease. Yosano will work to the best ability to make sure you are not getting taken advantage of. One. Of Yosanos greatest talents is hyping other people up.

Yosano has a strange connection with animals… it’s kinda scary.. she loves indie and rock music she’s obsessed. Yosano would love to use expensive makeup products on you. Yosano will gladly have nights when you two watch anime and play video games. Yosano finds the stars so entertaining she loves reading books specifically about the stars. Yosano loves listening to true crime podcasts before going to sleep. One of Yosanos favorite activities is reading outside under some kind of cover in the rain, she finds it so soothing. As much as Yosano also loves sleeping she cannot survive without a coffee right after she wakes up.

Yosano wouldn’t let you drive either way 🙄 she's gotta pick the music. Yosano can basically sense people's emotions so you won’t even get the chance to get into a fight. Yosano isn’t necessarily clingy, she gives you your personal space and definitely gives you breaks when she knows that you need them she just really enjoys spending quality time with you. Yosano whenever judge anyone for anything, especially you. She loves being unique. Of course, Yosano would love a hug every once in a while but she doesn’t want you to feel pressured to give her a physical touch. Yosano can definitely have VERY deep conversations with you.