#phil's personalities are bird. bitch. and blonde. btw

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desperately need qphil to see qmissa in fuckingasshole mode. we got a glimpse of it during the lull between maze event things when he caught missa and tubbo sneaking into the off limits areas and tubbo told him it was missa's idea and missa snapped at him. but they got distracted too quickly we didn't get to stew in it. I so badly want missa to be Mean and for phil to realize maybe he Doesn't know his husband well at all. (bc ur so right they have BARELY spent time together they each have these built up ideas in their heads of what the other is like. I would kill and die for them to just spend a day Building together. work on a project and get on each other's nerves. it would be enrichment for the enclosure)

The fact that he and Tubbo both instantly collapse into shocked laughter is. Yeah. Me when I hide aspects of myself to make myself more appealing to people around me

Missa doesn't want Phil knowing about fuckingasshole mode there's a Specific Him he's trying to project forwards it's Sweet Stronger Cooler Better him with great muscles and is even greater at being father to their son. Just this unattainable picture of what he thinks Phil would want vs Phil painting his own picture of who he thinks the guy he spent a couple of weeks with before he dipped and acting accordingly to that little lovely musical guy and Missa who's too coward to say otherwise. Like a funhouse mirror in here guys

Missa absolutely knows Phil's a cunt though it's like his default state he doesn't mind/care