#phil can't help it cuz she cute

[midnightmarev]

I have a thing I wanna write and Twitter wasn't very helpful

I got an internet parents!pirate AU on my mind, but I need some help.

One of them is a pirate (technically not in the beginning) and the other is the literal heir to the royal throne but they hate it and are never listened to by the king.

Whoever is the royalty sneaks out to experience normalcy. They meet the other on that escapade, never telling them who they actually are, and they fall in love! However, they end up getting caught after a long while of this, and the "commoner" of the two is sentenced to piracy and vows to rescue their love.

It's pretty simplified cuz I don't wanna reveal too much, but trust me, I got a lot for this AU. Magic is a thing in this world, btw, as are mythical and magical creatures :smile:

Originally, I was gonna (and probably still am) write this story with some OCs of mine, but I thought about it and it would fit so well with the parents as well :3

They're also both pop-off badasses in their own right, like, "father king, if you execute the love of my life I will simply join them" kinda badass and be ready to jump out the window from the tallest tower just to keep their love alive >:3

Like, the obvious choice would probably be to have Kristin be the princess and Phil the pirate, but it would also be so funny for Phil to be the prince and Kristin the one sentenced to piracy after first being accused of being a witch who put a spell on the prince but he was like, "nuh uh, if you do that I will simply off myself as well >:)" so it got reduced to "go out to sea, you're a pirate now and if we ever see you again you're dead," like, free pass that day but after that, it's on sight.

[the-firebird69]

This is what ours looks like and it's from Norway from the future and we haven't built it yet. But it's huge the archway on the exterior and it mirrors the interior is a little bit smaller is 85 ft tall on the inside it is 120 ft clear and it's about 80 ft wide and it might be too accommodate something or someone and no it's not Uncle Phil at full height. He's laughing and he says my nephew is cute and having fun which is good supposed to have fun in life and you talk or something which is nice it helps and boy you need to make a lot of food at church gatherings here so he's interested in doing it and it's going to be stupid food ribs pork ribs beef ribs can you tell the difference certain sauces stan pig. Sherry says you should see and our son says pig right away . It is huge huge huge and those Thor and Freya

And now it's me I wanted to show this and it is our stuff as well but this is the kju of Thor and Freya hers is outside and his is inside it's kind of funny she wants to go into mortal Kombat outside and got beat up a little and he had to show up and he got beat up a little so they had to power up and they understood what they're doing wrong. Shortly. And was thinking of building this cathedral soon and we have requests for it and we want them they want to see how it's built and watch the process and we're going to build it out of these new block and a lot of it maybe not the columns and things like that and we have blocks for that let the walls will be built out of these special blocks and they'll be about 10 ft thick maybe more they might be double walled but it's not necessary to make it into a bunker cuz we don't want people to use it that way and it's true too a 10-ft is plenty so we're going to keep with that and it is an ornate building but it is very solid and it's structurally sound and it is designed after the original designer from 1970 and he is extremely proud that they picked it and we picked it and he says who picked it and he says he was doing it too you didn't see it and he he knows what it means so Rick Cohen said it. Something about it. Now this is a gigantic structure for a cathedral it is well over the top if the face of it is like 80 ft to the arch top or 85 ft the top of it calculates to be about 500 ft and they say it's about right it's not a bigger structure but it is very very big and seats about 750,000, and he wanted to put in these two things that magnify the priest and sound in the tube I said where do we put the tubes and said you can put it in the floor so we're going to do that and up inside a column and onto a screen from behind and it's really using a telescope system and people are going to be amazed and the sound will come through it too and it's all done old school meetings using Crystal not mirrors and tons of people want to see it cuz you're projecting it on the back of a screen and they want to see how it's done and why it's old it's just a piece of special glass and we'll show them making it and show videos during the day and tours of the place is it intense idea he's going why don't I have this idea what is that that's a little bit odd just saying they helped and he believes them possibly this is so damn weird but really it is very appropriate they said we can't stand them for that thing up there stupid telescope talk you're talking about all the time like okay we're looking for yours. You talk way too much but this is it and I wanted to show people and chose severe reverence for it and a bit much from some people and we don't put it up at the altar it's sacrilege but we do put it in there it is the wrong color so it didn't indicates it shouldn't be there

Nuada Arrianna

And we put it there to show that it's for Satan to snow but so he can get it out and it worked it slid it over there took a picture and took it out it's quite intense what we're doing in there but if you look you can tell that they're huge and the one in the picture is about 20 ft tall at the altar and the one that's at the entrance is about 30 ft tall the monster itself but here's the point this is not built yet and we have not had the experience of watching in yet

Thor Freya

And we have a lot of fear of giants they say and it happens and when we're big we understand that it should be fear and he said if I'm there and stuff or near you I'm not going to be saying anything he's happy about that

Nuada Arrianna

You have a lot to say this is our facility our church and we will be building these and people who want to go there are welcome to and we will take collections part of it is for our son most of it and part of it for our daughter but most of it is for the betterment project that our leadership has come up with and it's very spearheaded by all of us Zeus and Hera say cuz it was always our plan. But they put a name to it and started rolling in earnest and we really needed it and people are starting to feel better about this but boy oh boy wouldn't impressive structure and those came to a smaller than the ones that will be seen inside huge huge ones they're gigantic people say they will probably build a really big one someday outside and mimic it that's fine

Olympus