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july-19th-club · 3 months ago

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here's something I figured I'll find you sympathetic to: my baby just started solid foods & my in-laws (& occasionally my spouse!) keep trying to ~give him the idea~ by making horribly wet mouth-smacking sounds at him. And of course I can neither just leave the room or go UGH STOP THAT, which would be rude. but ughhhhg stop that.

whaaaaaaat omg they are teaching him not to chew with his mouth closed.......Denethor Training . Little Tomato. im so sorry anon and I believe you can wield more powerful and loving influence over baby and he will learn impeccable table manners

#pf course it's not a baby's fault if he is smacking and sploping. but it IS an adults oh my goddddd #this is like an entirely alien philosophy of Teaching Infant to me. with all my younger siblings it was an unfortunate reality #that due to their poor dexterity and ittybitty brains they were just gonna be gross for a while. but you would help them be not gross #also it IS funny that im The Guy That Hates Eating Sounds like if that's my niche. well it's true to who i am is what

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