#person A thinks B's asking because they don't know if they have the spoons to help because bad symptom day: 'nvm I can handle it'
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Also! Sometimes folks with autism and/or ADHD do this, too! Even if they have a hard time figuring out what's going on when other people do it! Because learning to communicate in ways that will be understood by those around them, even if they don't "get" it or if it's bad for their mental health, is a form of masking! It sucks SO MUCH for everyone involved!
Source: I'm audhd and live with other people who have autism and/or ADHD, and we all do this at least occasionally, and all of us sometimes have trouble recognizing that we're doing it, and we all struggle to figure out what's expected of us when the others do it. It's fairly common for this kind of thing to get worse when folks are under stress and when we feel (right, wrong, or indifferent) like we're not being heard or listened to.
I can't speak for allistic folks, but for all of my group, unfucking this shit wasn't as simple as "don't do that anymore" or "learn what we/they actually mean when we/they say this." For us, a critical step was working to make asking for clarification less fraught on all sides, because with some forms of "guess" communication, asking if something is a request or just asking about preferences can actually mean anything from "I don't want to/can't, please don't ask me" to "I recognize that you are asking me to do something, but I don't want to, so I want to make sure you know that I'm only going to do this under protest if pushed. Do you really still want to ask me to do that?" Which sucks SO MUCH when you're really just trying to get clarification.
(side note: if allistics get pissed off when you ask for that clarification because this is what they're used to that meaning, it might be worth experimenting with adding something like "I'm not trying to blow you off/be rude/be passive aggressive, I just don't want to answer the wrong question, I know how much that frustrates both of us" - some people are still going to be jerks, but for the ones who actually are trying to communicate with you better, it can be a good de-escalation off-ramp)
Once we got to the point of not worrying that any of us was doing that any more, it got WAY easier to both get clarification when things were unclear, and recognize that if someone has to ask us this, then we'd probably accidentally slipped into "guess" communication - and it's much easier to change a behavior when you actually recognize it happening!
(brain hack: if someone asks for that kind of clarification, it can be super helpful to include in your response a clearer re-wording of your original question, both so that they know they've understood you this time, AND to help re-train your brain so you're more likely to use "ask" instead of "guess" in the future! It can feel ridiculous at first, but it helps.)
Allistic people really need to stop phrasing requests as questions because it's fucking with me
"Do you want to help me cook dinner?"
No, I'm still overwhelmed from earlier and want to stay in my room.
"well fine, dinner will be ready when it's done." And now they're upset with me
And I'm just here like ???????
#actually autistic#actually adhd#audhd polycule ftw!#oh gods we've all got so much trauma from spending decades trying to communicate with ''guess'' communicators#hilariously while we've been working through this one of the ways we backslid for a bit involved actively trying to be gentle with each#other's mental health and physical disabilities#person A: 'want to help me with XYZ?'#person B: 'request or asking preference?'#person A thinks B's asking because they don't know if they have the spoons to help because bad symptom day: 'nvm I can handle it'#and then B is worried that A misunderstood and is now upset at them#obviously this was not funny at the time#but in retrospect it's SO funny that we were trying so hard to be gentle with each other that we accidentally started making ''guess'#assumptions#I love my funky little pack of queerdos so much#ask vs guess communication#also#I'm now realizing that even if I hadn't mentioned being audhd in the body of the post#it would have been EXTREMELY clear that I'm not allistic#from the way it wanders and the way I keep interrupting myself 😂
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SER GWAYNE HIGHTOWER NSFW ALPHABET
PAIRING — Ser Gwayne Hightower x fem!Reader
AUTHOR’S NOTE — When I tell you that the brainrot is real, then I tell you that the brainrot is real! By the way, this is the first time I have ever written any "alphabet" for any character! 🙊🙈🙉 The Reader here is Gwayne's wife because that was the most comfortable for me to write. I'm lucky I don't have any uni classes or a job at the moment, so I can simply girlrot and produce content. 💀 Like a normal, sane person would do... Right?!
WORD COUNT — 2,520
🔞 THIS FIC IS 18+ 🔞
ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE.
A = AFTERCARE (what they’re like after sex)
If you had sex in your chambers and he’s not in a hurry to go somewhere, then Gwayne keeps you close, rubs your back and kisses your forehead. He might just stare at the fireplace in silence or listen to you talk about something. Or he might join you in court gossip because I strongly believe Gwayne would love to engage in such activities with his Lady Wife. But if you had sex in a hurry or outside your chambers, then he still would want to show some affection to you, even if it’s just a kiss on the forehead.
B = BODY PART (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Gwayne loves the eyes. His and yours. He thinks so much is stored in them and he keeps his gaze intensely on you to know without words what you’re feeling and what you’re thinking. Exchanging side-eyes together is one of your love languages whenever you’re in public, so in private the eyes also matter the most. He loves to get lost in yours and smirk at how they get hazy when he’s fucking you. But to answer THE question – asked if he prefers your ass or your tits, Gwayne would look at you as if you were insane before answering: “both”.
C = CUM (anything to do with cum, basically)
Considering the fact you are married and he is the eldest of Otto’s sons and his heir, he needs his own heirs as well. He needs boys to carry on The Hightower surname and girls to create powerful alliances through marriage. Therefore, he usually cums deep inside of you and stays still for a while, making sure the seed takes. However, I don’t think he would push his Lady Wife to have one child after another, so in those periods of times when you are not trying for another little Lord or Lady Hightower, he enjoys cumming on your soft thighs or belly. He likes to see his cum on you that marks you as his and his only.
D = DIRTY SECRET (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I totally think he sometimes wonders how it would be like to sleep with another man. Maybe he even has such experience from his past when he was younger, before meeting you. Either way, I don’t think he’d share it with his Lady Wife eagerly considering the social norms and all that.
E = EXPERIENCE (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I would say Gwayne’s pretty experienced. Perhaps not as much as those Lords and Knights who spend every night in the brothels but he had his adventures there when he was younger like men back then usually did. He probably also had some affairs with maids or young ladies at the court but without any serious intentions since he knew that one day he would have to marry a woman his father chooses for him.
F = FAVOURITE POSITION (this goes without saying)
Missionary because he wants to see your eyes for the reasons described above. But he also loves to fuck you from behind in the early mornings when you’re his little spoon and he bites on your shoulder and peppers your jaw with kisses as he thrusts into you. I don’t think he feels the need to be in control all the time, so he enjoys it when you ride him and use his cock for your own pleasure. During the quickies, he likes it when you’re trapped between his body and the wall with your skirts pulled up and he gets to fuck you standing up – showing off his strength.
G = GOOFY (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Gwayne can be serious when he’s very focused on fucking you properly but most of the time he loves to laugh here and there. He even makes teasing comments that make your eyes roll and chuckle. I wouldn’t call him goofy but he just treats sex like fun.
H = HAIR (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He’s not very hairy overall and his body hair is light and thin (have you seen his eyelashes?). He is a very clean man as well.
I = INTIMACY (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Gwayne can be very romantic to his Lady Wife. He holds your hand to intertwine your fingers together and squeeze them while making love to you or eating you out. He kisses you all over your face and whispers sweet things and praises while you take his cock and he definitely likes to surprise you with a romantic bath once in a while, so you remember that he still cherishes and loves you after all the years of marriage.
J = JACK OFF (masturbation headcanon)
Gwayne doesn’t do it often because now, when he’s married, he simply doesn’t need to. When he’s away from you it’s usually because of the important duties that keep him too occupied to think about sex anyway. But when he occasionally jerks off, he thinks of you and remembers all the fun times you shared together.
K = KINK (one or more of their kinks)
Dirty talk and I mean it. That man’s mouth just never shuts. I also think he is obsessed with eating pussy. He worships it and it doesn’t matter how – he wants you to sit on his face but he also loves to get on his knees and bury his face between your legs underneath all the folds of your dresses. He’s eating you out like there’s no tomorrow. Another thing that spurs him on is choking – he loves to squeeze your throat slightly but he also loves it when you do that to him when you’re in control. It increases the pleasure and releases the tension he often feels due to all the responsibilities placed upon his shoulders. Since he is focused on producing heirs with you, he also has a slight breeding kink.
L = LOCATION (favourite places to do the do)
His favourite place is your chambers because you can get as loud as you want there and fuck in any position you want to but he loves a risky quickie here and there all around the castle as well. Gwayne is also a fan of having sex in the bath, he loves it when you ride him there and the water splashes out onto the floor and your tits bounce right in front of his face. After the tournament he might take you right there, in his tent after his squire has helped him to get rid of his armour. He also has a thing for fucking you in places that are reserved for the servants – in the stables, in the kitchens… If someone sees you… Then, so what? They are only servants anyway and he’s not ashamed of the fact he’s fucking his Lady Wife properly. Let them talk.
M = MOTIVATION (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you tease him – with slight bickering or a revealing gown. That makes him all riled up and all he can think of is to put you in your place and claim you. But also when he watches you being adorable with your children, he instantly wants to make another one with you – when you sit with a babe on your lap, telling them stories or showing them new things. When you’re spending time with your daughters in the nursery, playing with dolls together. Or when he sees you encouraging your sons during the sword training because you are such a devoted mother that you try to show up during those practices once in a while as well, even though it is usually not something that Lady Mothers care about. Another thing that makes him desperate for you is when you show loyalty to him and his house. When, during the events, you straighten your back, raise your chin high and defend him during an argument with other Lords or you make a remark about The Hightowers being such a powerful family… He just wants to carry you to your chambers and show you how much he appreciates a loyal wife like you.
N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Gwayne would never force you into anything. You are his Lady Wife and he wants you to feel comfortable and safe around him. One of his duties is to take care of you and he treats that oath seriously. He might get whiny when you say no to something (he’s spoiled, after all) but never pushy.
O = ORAL (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Like I have described earlier – he is obsessed with eating pussy and he’s doing it like a starved dog. But it doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to receive. He likes it very much and when you are eager to do it on your own, then it’s even better and it makes him smug. It especially drives him wild when you swallow his cum or choke and gag on his cock.
P = PACE (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends on the context and occasion. Gwayne can be fast and rough – pulling your hair and spanking your ass while he’s thrusting into you and claiming you. But he can also be slow and sensual – holding your hands and covering your face with tiny little kisses while rocking you on his cock. He’s a versatile man.
Q = QUICKIE (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Like I have said before, he likes to take you in the halls, kitchens, stables, tents… But it’s not like he’s always like that – it’s only sometimes when he’s very desperate for you or simply just for fun and for some additional risk that makes it more exciting and keeps your sex life more interesting despite all the years of marriage.
R = RISK (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Gwayne likes to risk getting caught by the servants because it makes him smug and cocky. And when it comes to trying new things, he likes to experiment a little with you. Like, when some of his friends tell him about their exciting adventures in the brothels and a new, fun position, Gwayne will want to try it out with you later – but only if you agree to that. Same to you – if you asked him about trying out something new that you have read about in some dirty book or heard from one of your friends, he will most likely agree. But it can’t be anything too dangerous because he wants sex to be fun for the both of you.
S = STAMINA (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
No more than two rounds I’d say, but he can make them last a long time and he certainly enjoys making you cum multiple times during them as he watches you with a smug grin on his face, getting drunk on all your facial expressions and the sounds that you make for him while you reach your peaks.
T = TOYS (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I’m not sure if they have any sex toys in Westeros but, to be honest, I think he would be willing to try out those not very extreme ones. After all, sex is supposed to be fun for you, so if something can make it even better, then why not? Gwayne also doesn’t seem to be a man who gets jealous over such things because he’s very confident about himself and his skills.
U = UNFAIR (how much they like to tease)
It’s Ser Gwayne Hightower, of course he likes to tease. And it’s bringing him twisted pleasure to do so. Sometimes, when he has time and a mood for that, he might tease you for a few days with a smirk and little touches here and there, dirty words whispered into your ear… Until you’re a whiny, begging mess. That is good for his ego and he gets to tease you about being needy for him.
V = VOLUME (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Well, his mouth never shuts as he either talks dirty to you or makes some comments to make you chuckle. When it comes to moaning – he does that but not very loud. He is a much bigger fan of the sounds that you make and when he imagines others hearing how good he’s pleasuring his Lady Wife, he would rather them to hear you than him.
W = WILD CARD (a random headcanon for the character)
Whenever you’re having a babe and your breasts swell with milk, Gwayne keeps staring at them all the time and he always makes excuses to touch them or suck on them. He says it’s to help you release the pressure but he actually enjoys it more than he’d like to admit it. He loves to see your nipples leaking out with milk and he loves the sweet taste of it. There’s just something about you being a mother to his children that really turns him on.
X = X–RAY (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His cock is slightly bigger than average – nothing spectacular but also nothing he’d feel ashamed of or insecure about. He’s long and thick enough to make you cum a multiple times and you always need a moment to adjust to his size and it makes him feel pretty proud.
Y = YEARNING (how high is their sex drive?)
It depends on how busy he is. When he has many responsibilities, then he might settle down for once or twice a week in the evening or early morning, just to release some tension. But when he’s got more free time, he would want to have sex with you every day – only if you are in the mood as well, of course. He’s trying not to neglect your needs even when he’s busy, though.
Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
If it’s sex in the evening, he would fall asleep after a while of caressing your back or talking. He wouldn’t doze off immediately because he loves to feel your head on his chest as he plays with your hair in silence or to gossip with you. He often discusses important matters with you after sex as well – asking you for advice when it comes to ruling over Oldtown and things like that. And only after this little ritual, he allows himself to fall asleep with you in his arms. But if you had sex during the day – especially a quickie – then he’s not falling asleep. I don’t think he takes naps during the day, although sometimes he would want to just cuddle up with you and rest. However, his duties are too many.
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You know, I think I'm starting to understand why the sharing culture on this site is such dogshit now.
As I mentioned earlier in the week, I spent several solid hours going through my art and writing tags as far back as 2012 and manually deleting everything I found, including all of my own reblogs, because I don't expect my opt out from having my blogs' data scraped to be honoured, and seeing the difference in the way people interacted with my work back then and the way they interact with it now (or the way they don't interact with it at all, more specifically) was deeply and tragically enlightening.
tl;dr, despite having had a fraction of the followers back then that I have now, as well as being an objectively better artist and writer than I used to be 10+ years ago, my work travelled further and people engaged with it more, and they also sent me asks with drabble prompts and questions about my OCs all the time, whereas none of that happens at all anymore. This place was a lot more communal back in that pre-2016 era and generally a lot more rewarding and fun.
There's been plenty of posts going around over the last few years begging people to reblog because that's how this site works, but every one of those posts always winds up lousy with people saying they just click "Like" on things because they like them but not enough to put them on their own blog, or because they don't want to clutter their blog, or because tagging things is too much effort or whatever, and I'm noticing a pattern. There's something that all of these common responses have in common:
All of these people are wholly concerned with themselves and the way their blog looks, or what their blog is supposed to be for, or some other similarly entirely self-centred point of focus.
Listen. Other people have already tried to explain to you that that's not what this place is about or what this place is for or that you can make as many sideblogs as you want if you're trying to curate something specific, and they've had little success in emparting understanding to you, so I'm going to try a different approach.
Here are ten (10) benefits of reblogging that will make this site more fun and engaging for you, personally! ( b ._.)b
You get to keep the thing for yourself, but you also get to pass it along for other people to play with, too! Best of all worlds. How often do you get to keep a thing and share it?
Look in your Activity after you reblog something you enjoy to find other people who like the same things that you do! This is a terrific way to find new people to follow.
Sometimes you'll make a comment when you reblog something and later find that an awful lot of strangers are reblogging it from you directly for some reason. This is usually because someone else later down the line made a much stupider and worse comment and those strangers are now all clicking on your reblog so that they can reblog the post without that other person's stupider and worse comment on it. I like it a lot when this happens. You can get a lot of new followers this way, too!
Even if you don't have the time or spoons to play with jpegs like dolls yourself, your reblog can put the post in front of those folks who do. Playing with jpegs like dolls is half of what makes this site function; give it a bit of time, and the jpegs will cross your dash again with new additions. As it is with anything you love, set it free, and the love will come back to you one hundredfold. 💜
Look in your Activity after reblogging some art or writing to see people going nuts in the tags. You can also go nuts in the tags if you want; everyone loves seeing this when it happens, especially the artist or writer themselves.
Commenting with your reblog is like raising your hand to share your opinion with the whole room, whereas reblogging with your comment in the tags is more like whispering to the person next to you and keeping it between yourselves. Contrary to what you might have been told by others, both are perfectly fine and good and they each have their place. You can do both on the same reblog, even! Take part in the conversation!
If you're too shy to talk, reblogging without commentary is a lot like parallel play. You're all enjoying the same thing quietly together!
When you reblog things a lot, you'll start to see the same people popping up in your Activity feed all the time. These people are your friends whether you actually talk to them or not.
Stuck for something to say? Point out something you liked about the post! It can be something small! Acknowledging things that make you happy out loud is good for your mental health and also your soul.
Reblogging also invites other people who are doing all of these things to find and follow you!
There's so much to do on here beyond checking your dash and occasionally looking at the For You tab. You can discover all kinds of people and things by making a bit of an effort and having a poke around in your Activity feed and on the blogs of people who interact with the posts you're seeing and passing along! I promise you don't need an algorithm to do this for you; the action of exploring the landscape around you on this website is fun in its own right!
Get out there and see who your neighbours are. 💜
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nsfw alphabet ✩ [ellie williams] ✩
[ ellie x female!reader ]
✩ wc: 3k
✩ cw: mdni (18+), talk of sex (oral, fingering) and sexual dynamics
(a) ✩ aftercare ✩ (what they're like after sex)
She couldn't imagine not doing aftercare. For her, it's just as important as the act itself. What's the point of taking each other apart if you're not there to put each other back together? The yearning and quiet comfort that comes with it puts her at ease.
Nothing too crazy happens because most of the time you're both too tired. You'll help each other put clothes back on and maybe take a shower together if things got... messy. Cuddling until you fall asleep and just being in each other's company is enough—except for when you fight over who gets to be the big spoon.
And don't forget that she needs to be taken care of too! She won't ask for it, but she needs it just as much as you do. Kiss her scars and tell her she's pretty because she's really just a big softie.
(b) ✩ body part ✩ (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)
Hers— She doesn't often think about how she looks. As long as she's not hungry and her hair is out of her face, she doesn't feel the need to put in that much effort. If she had to choose, she would probably say her hands. She likes that you like them. And she especially likes how they look when they're touching you. Her tattoo isn't technically a part of her body, but that's also one of her favorites. She would get more if she had the time. She might need to find a new tattoo artist though.
Yours—It's your ass. And she is not afraid to say that or show it. She goes absolutely feral for you. As soon as you're alone, she's grabbing you and pressing her front to your back. And when you're not alone, she finds ways to get around it. She doesn't like for other people to be in on your dirty secrets, but every time she remembers that you're hers, it sends a thrum of excitement through her.
(c) ✩ cum ✩ (anything that has to do with it)
Not to be crass, but Ellie Williams is absolutely filthy.
When it comes to her, she gets embarrassed about making a mess for you. When you taunt her for it, a pretty blush covers her face, but she'll pout and try to distract you. She'll cover her face with her hands and pretend she doesn't like it, but your teasing words make her want to go another round.
But when it comes to you, she wants you all over her. Literally sit on her face. Wherever you want. Whenever you want. She's down. She loves to make a big show of licking her fingers after fingering you. Ellie can't get enough of you. The mess makes it better in her opinion.
(d) ✩ dirty secret ✩ (pretty self-explanatory)
This isn't a secret as you get further into your relationship, but she is a switch at heart. She prefers to top and is more comfortable that way, but she loves it when you take control. At first, she's uncomfortable with you taking the reins. When she's in control, she can at least take charge of the situation and know what to expect. It feels so foreign to her for someone to completely focus on her and her pleasure. She just has to sit there and think about it. When she gets stuck in her head like that, you have to be the one to pull her out.
On a side note, something she actually won't tell you is that she wants you to tie her up. Nothing crazy. Maybe tie her hands to the headboard so she's forced to only think about you and what you're doing to her.
(e) ✩ experience ✩ (do they know what they’re doing?)
She clearly has at least a little experience. She would get around in Jackson if the opportunity arose, but likely wouldn't initiate anything. In the game, Cat and Dina both approached her romantically first. Her sex life would follow that trend.
She's not shy about her body, and she knows how to make a girl feel good, but she also doesn't like sex if there's no emotional connection there. It feels so much better to her when you really love the person you're with.
(f) ✩ favorite position ✩
As we've established, Ellie is an ass girl. She loves to hit it from the back, but she also doesn't like not being able to see your face. She's big on eye contact. If you close your eyes for too long, she'll tap the side of your jaw to remind you. If she's not eating you out, she likes to be face-to-face.
As for her, she's a hypocrite and tries to hide when things get intense. She likes being able to grab a pillow to shove her face into when she thinks she's going to be loud. She doesn't care what position you push her in. She just wants you to be happy and for you to make her feel good.
(g) ✩ goofy ✩ (are they more serious in the moment?)
Sex is full of loving, intimate moments for her. Ellie loves being with someone that she can laugh with. It's never that serious with her. She thinks it takes the fun out of it. She'll laugh at herself when she says something dorky in the moment or fumbles over her words. She can be serious, but she prefers joking around.
(h) ✩ hair ✩ (grooming habits)
It's the apocalypse. She's just happy she can still grow hair. She'd keep it trimmed obviously, and she'd likely expect the same from you. But she wouldn't care what you decide to do with it. Ellie would never let a little hair stop her from getting what she wants.
(i) ✩ intimacy ✩ (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It's 50/50 with her. Most of the time, she prefers the romantic, soul-shatteringly intimate kind of sex, but it's not uncommon for her to be rough—or to want you to be rough with her. With it being an apocalypse there isn't a lot of time to be intimate, so she likes to make the most of what you do have.
On the other hand, she is filthy. Sometimes she doesn't want to take her time. She'll want it messy and loud and so fast that you almost didn't realize it happened. She loves the kind of sex that leaves you or her walking funny the next day. The reminder of the previous night gets her worked up all over again.
(j) ✩ jack off ✩ (masturbation headcanon)
After all that she's been through and the 24354345 different traumas she's experienced, I wouldn't be surprised if she has trouble getting in the mood or even finishing when she's by herself.
She needs external motivation and someone else to talk her through it. If there's no one there to get her out of her head, she doesn't get very far. There is also so little time that she'd be able to. She'd constantly be on patrol or with Jesse and Dina. And why would she waste time trying to get herself off when you could be there helping her instead?
(k) ✩ kink ✩ (one or more of their kinks)
restraint— It doesn't matter to her whether she's physically holding you down or if she actually tied your hands. She thinks it's hot either way. The sounds you make when you're so desperate to touch her make it hard for her to focus. But don't worry, she's ready for you to do the same to her.
hair pulling—Goes feral when you pull her hair. Use it to move her where you need her. Run your fingers through it and gently scratch her scalp. Anything to do with her hair gets her going. She'll take it down just for you.
choking (sort of)— I think she'd be very uncomfortable with the idea of actually choking you or you choking her, but she likes the dominance that comes with putting a hand around your partner's neck. She won't push down, and she won't want you to either, but the idea that she could makes her throb. She likes the thrill of it. Going back to her hands, she also likes how her fingers look wrapped around you. If she had a camera, she'd take a picture of it.
praise— Again, she's not exactly insecure, but she loves it when you talk her through it. She could nearly get off to your voice alone. She might play around with the idea of humiliation, but if you say something too mean, she'll get all pouty.
edging/overstimulation— These aren't the same thing, but she'd use them together. She loves the sounds you make when you're about to cum. If she can prolong that in any way, she will. And when she finally does let you finish, she'd keep going because "this is what you wanted, right?"
(l) ✩ location ✩ (where they like to get it on)
She wouldn't be opposed to any remote areas. It's hard for her to get in the mood when the threat of people seeing or something killing you is hanging over her head. She likes her little shack best of all. It's where she feels most like herself. She likes your place, too, but can never get enough of seeing your writhing body in her bed.
(m) ✩ motivation ✩ (things that make them tick/turn-ons)
I don't think it would take a lot to get her in the mood when you're around. She's kind of obsessed with you tbh. Especially when you're in public, she notices all of the little things you do and it just makes her heart throb.
She'd be quick to assure you that she enjoys merely your company. Ellie doesn't want you to feel like she's using you. Even if it takes very little to get her going, she wants you to feel that same level of desire before she starts something.
(n) ✩ no ✩ (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
She wouldn't want to do anything that would really hurt you or her. She's okay with playing around with the idea—like with the hand around your/her throat—but she doesn't want anything that causes actual physical pain. You both get enough of that in your daily lives, and she doesn't see any sense in contributing to that.
Also, she hates for people to get any idea of your sex life. She likes those secret moments to be between you and her. A little pda is fine, but anything more than that is reserved for the bedroom.
(o) ✩ oral ✩ (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I think everyone on this entire site has established that Ellie is a munch, and there has never been a truer statement. She learns what makes you tic and squirm and will use that against you every single time. It never gets old with Ellie.
She likes to receive just as much. It's her favorite way you get her off. To her, there's nothing prettier than you looking up at her from between her legs. The way you gaze up at her from under your eyelashes with your face wet from her arousal drives her wild.
(p) ✩ pace ✩ (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
Even when the tone is more romantic, I think she usually opts for a faster pace unless she's teasing you. She gets so impatient sometimes and just wants to hear you and feel you. It really depends on the mood though because she'll do whatever you want her to. When she's more serious, she'll go slower and take her time.
(q) ✩ quickie ✩ (their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.)
She wouldn't choose a quickie over taking her time with you, but with your busy schedules sometimes you have to settle for one. That's not to say they aren't as good though because Ellie knows what the hell she's doing. She would never tell you, but she's keeping a mental record of the fastest she's made you cum. There's no harm in a little competition.
(r) ✩ risk ✩ (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)
She would be hesitant to bring up things she'd like to try but is willing to give what you recommend a chance. As long as it doesn't risk you getting hurt or someone in Jackson seeing something they shouldn't, she's down to try almost anything.
(s) ✩ stamina ✩ (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Ellie doesn't tire easily. Considering there's an apocalypse, she has to be physically fit. That being said, she is also an insomniac. She'll stay up all night but then get tired at random times throughout the day. Sometimes her sleeping habits have a negative impact on her stamina. If you have the time, she likes to go multiple rounds—with snack breaks of course because she works up an appetite.
(t) ✩ toys ✩ (do they own toys? do they use them?)
Unpopular opinion, but I think she would prefer to get you off herself. She's a cocky little shit and wants to prove that she doesn't need any help to make you cum. I can't imagine her using them on herself either. There's also the fact that sex toys haven't been made in 20+ years. Even if you did find anything, it's likely too old to use.
In the small chance that you do find something, she would use it on you if you asked, but it's not her instinct to reach for it. She would let you use it on her, but it would be more about your enjoyment than hers.
(u) ✩ unfair ✩ (how much they like to tease)
Ellie loves to tease. She lives for the sounds you make and how desperate you get. The power gets to her head when you're groping all over her and begging her to let you cum.
But if you try to tease her, game over. She'll humor you for a little bit, but she gets so impatient and even more desperate than you do. Unless you physically restrain her, she'll find a way to get out of the teasing, whether it's distracting you or just reaching down to finish herself off.
(v) ✩ volume ✩ (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Ellie loves it when you're loud, but not loud enough that anyone else could hear you. That's for her and her alone. You usually do most of the talking, but she's not silent. If she's really in the moment, she has no problem doing dirty talk, but she gets so embarrassed about it afterward. She can't help but laugh about it because the thought of it kind of freaks her out. She prefers to leave that up to you.
She's always trying to suppress any sounds that threaten to leave her mouth. Most of the time her moans come out as groans or gasps, but if you're lucky and catch her off guard, she'll whimper.
(w) ✩ wild card ✩ (a random headcanon for the character)
If you've seen my loser!Ellie headcanons, you already know about this, but Ellie is the biggest, dorkiest loser ever. It doesn't take much to get her going because she's obsessed with you. She'll follow you around everywhere and gets so excited about showing you the new comic book or cards she found.
She likes to think she's the one in control, but it is and will always be you. One quirk of your eyebrow and she's on her knees for you. If you're feeling nice, you can humor her but just know she's completely and utterly whipped for you. She'd do anything if you ask her nicely enough.
(x) ✩ x-ray ✩ (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Hypothetically speaking, if she had a strap, it would be purple.
Under her clothes, she's skinny, but there's still muscle there. Her legs are strong from all the walking and running she does. Her stomach is also very toned, and it's so sexy to watch it flex as you're pleasuring her. And her arms. She's no Abby Anderson, but she's surprisingly strong considering her muscle mass. She's strong enough to maneuver you and bend you how she likes, which is all that matters to her.
Oh and the freckles covering her whole body. They're so pretty and she loves when you trace over them with your fingers or tongue. She doesn't understand why you like them so much but she's not complaining.
(y) ✩ yearning ✩ (how high is their sex drive?)
Her drive is relatively normal. She doesn't want every time you are alone to be taken up by sex. Ellie yearns much more in the emotional sense. She wants to hold you and for you to hold her. She wants to feel your body heat against hers and listen to the sound of your laugh. It doesn't take much for her to get in the mood when it comes to you, but she also likes to just enjoy your company. She doesn't want you to feel like she's using you.
(z) ✩ zzzz ✩ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
She always tries to stay awake, but as soon as you're finished and cuddling, she passes tf out. The problem is that she'll never admit it. She'll be laying with her face pressed to your bare chest, eyes shut, and letting out little breaths against your skin. She tries so hard to stay awake and listen to what you're saying to her but can't contribute much more to the conversation than "mmhm" and "yeah." When you ask her if she's asleep, she'll always say no.
But it's okay because she looks so cute when she sleeps. And she definitely earned it.
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Hyunjin NSFW A-Z
Posting this one first because this one was...Actually requested. Was a full on NSFW reading what was requested? Yes. Did I feel like doing that right now? No. I'll probably do what was actually asked for soon though. ALSO, I don't know why this surprised me when Hyunjin choreographed red lights and admitted to writing everything but the English verses. He was in fact speaking from personal experience.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Definitely the type who likes cuddling and just generally pampering each other. I’m talking taking nice baths after, massaging each other, the whole shabang. Very tender and loving. Definitely the type who leaves marks DURING sex, so after he’s half admiring them half worried and making sure he didn’t actually hurt his partner.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part is his head? It’s an erogenous zone for him. He’s honestly not too sure what part is his favorite aesthetically. (Hyunjin being the hopeless romantic he is did indicate his heart with these cards. Love you Hyunjin but that’s not the point)
On his partner he likes hands. (Specifically around his throat)
He also just generally likes all of his partner’s body and their feet
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
His orgasms are definitely a euphoric and intense experience. Probably the type who cums a lot, and trembles when he does. Like I’m talking head empty no thoughts mind blank ears ringing. Did I mention he cums a lot? Because it’s a lot. I got a bountiful indicator here. So. Probably fertile? He honestly probably enjoys…Releasing inside of his partners whenever he can.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Uhhh…He really likes excitement and adrenaline in the bedroom. So angry sex, hate sex, sad sex, emotional sex, risky sex…Anyrhing that’d induce adrenaline. He’s also probably very kinky because of this, and he may even get kinkier and kinkier as time goes on because things quickly lose their thrill. He’s into vulnerability. The type that can’t have no strings attached sex. He likes surprise in the bedroom too. He has a lot of secret kinks and desires he doesn’t even want to share with me so that’s…Fun. Hyunjin is sex. He eats sleeps and breathes sex. He thinks about sex more than he probably should. (Not in a sleazy pervert way but in a very sexual person who gets horny easily way). Big corruption kink (both corrupting and being corrupted). Definitely has a consensual non-con kink.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Doesn’t have a lot because he needs that emotional connection, but still has experience regardless. But he’s very much a natural at sex
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Standing doggy style, 69, reverse cowgirl/cowgirl, missionary, spooning, lotus…You get the point.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Definitely can have light hearted banter and teasing in the bedroom. He doesn’t take himself too seriously during sex. WITH THAT BEING SAID, not much time to be goofy when having sex with Hyunjin because that’s IN.TENSE.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He likes both him and his partner’s to be neatly trimmed but they don’t necessarily have to be gone
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s a romantic at heart. WITH THAT BEING SAID, he also is very intense and in the moment. When he’s fucking, he’s not thinking about Romance, just the act of fucking. He’s more focused on the act than the romantic aspect. But at the same time because he’s a romantic to his core it’s still fairly romantic since it seeps out.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Probably jacks off a lot. He has a high libido after all, and he’s always rearing to go. Definitely into mutual masturbation and watching his partner masturbate/being watched while he’s doing so.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
This is already a lot...But he's into like...Tabboo things? And how do I put this...He has a corruption kink, right? The more...Intense side of it is essentially he himself wants to be...Corrupted. Like i'm talking used abused and defiled. Maybe even like...Okay, not a grape fantasy but a grape fantasy towards himself. He'd never necessarily think of doing that to someone else, but there's like...Something oddly hot to him about it happening to him? I don't think he necessarily wants it to happen, but the idea of it. He's also into power play, likes being very adventurous and is very kinky in general, choking, hair pulling, bondage, the idea of him and his partner...'Ruining' each other...May possibly be into like...Knife play? Maybe possibly? Into impact pla as well. (This entire section has sent me through an emotional rollercoaster but i'm down if you're down Hyunjin? (NOT the grape fantasy just realized that may sound wrong))
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He likes having sex in familiar places but also likes adventurousness and risks. So like...Would in fact maybe possibly fuck in the practice room or something like that. Though he probably still fantasizes about doing it in like...Semi public places? But not public.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Feet. Anything emotional or intimate. Anything he loves. Anything he's connected to. Anything he's bonded to. Tits.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Random flings with people he's not attached to, himself getting put in... Jeopardy? He's very self-focused in sex even if he kind of prioritizes the other party. Kinda. Maybe. Anything involving bodily fluids other than like...(I dunno what term to use for this) natural...Lubrication or cum. Or tears did I mention he likes when his partners cry during sex?
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He doesn't have a preference for giving or receiving. He just fucking loves oral. Probably extremely good at it, too.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Definitely fast and rough. Point blank period. Absolutely FERAL. Granted, he may be more slow and sensual on certain occasions or like...At the start of sex if it's his partner's first time. At the start.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Love a good quickie
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Loves a good risk
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He has a lot of stamina. Though sometimes he gets very enthusiastic and may finish...Kind of quickly? But he can probably go for like a lot of rounds to make up for that. His recovery also may be fairly fast? Not abnormally so, but fairly fast.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I don't think he's tried because he's scared it may be too much? But if he did...Toys. Toy connoiseur.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
THE tease but also too impatient to keep it up. Like he'll be trying to tease his partner, but he won't be able to keep it up after they get all needy and whiney and desperate because he's only human (And an impatient one at that).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
EXTREMELY vocal. King of dirty talk, a mix of degradation and praise probably. Physically incapable of shutting the fuck up during sex. He'll let you know exactly how you're doing and how good you make him feel. He'll pretty much do whatever? He'll moan and sigh and gasp and whine and whatever he feels like doing.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He fantasizes about having sex with multiple people at once. He never would because he has jealousy and possessiveness issues, but it's definitely a fantasy.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Definitely large and aesthetically pleasing. (I could write prose on how ugly most peni are, and the strict qualifications an aesthetically pleasing penis would have to have but i'm not going to because this is an odd thing to be so passionate about.)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Higher than people at a reggae concert. Which is HIGH. Extremely. Very.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After aftercare he likes to cuddle with his partner and then fall asleep because it's intimate.
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mhmgmhg, nsfw alphabet for mike munroe for the soullll.... please and thank youuhh!!
LETS FUCKING GO, MY MAN MIKE
Mike Munroe NSFW Alphabet
A - Aftercare
Mike is surprisingly affectionate, very cuddly. He'd be the big spoon and would rub little circles on your hip with his thumb, mumbling about how gorgeous you are.
B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)
Mike really likes his arms, including his hands too.
He likes his biceps, and just how strong his arms are in general, he also has big strong hands, perfect for [redacted].
Is Mike an ass or tits man? The answer is yes. I feel like his favourite body part of yours would be one of the two, or maybe potentially your waist because he likes how it feels to have his hands on your waist.
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Inside. Always.
D - Dirty Secret
Jacks off to the thought of you a LOT more than you realise
E - Experience (How experienced he is)
C'mon. We know.
F - Favourite Position
Basic, but missionary. He gets to kiss you as much as he likes with ease, and gets to see your expressions, so he knows just how good he makes you feel.
G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)
We've seen the amount of "buns" jokes this guy makes, he's making dumb sex jokes and then fucking you so hard you can't form sentences to tell him how stupid his jokes are.
H - Hair
Happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail happy trail-
I - Intimacy
I think he can be pretty intimate, even if it's just a quick hookup he'll still make it feel intimate and personal, he's too charming not to.
J - Jack Off
A lot more than you realise. You'd be shocked by how often this guy has sex on the brain.
K - Kink
Begging. Is begging a kink? He just really wants that ego boost that comes with hearing you tell him how desperate you are for him, his touch, his body. Drives him wild. ("C'mon, gorgeous. Tell me what you want.")
L - Location
I feel like he would like being a little more risky in public, nothing like a full on porno out in the open, but sneaky touches.
M - Motivation (What turns him on)
Specifically, seeing you wearing his clothes.
N - No (Hard limits)
He's fairly soft, and likes to keep it that way. I don't think he'd really want anything too deep or heavy into the bdsm/kink scene.
O - Oral
Loves receiving. Will run his fingers through your hair, head tilted back, eyes closed, panting and cursing. "Fuck, atta girl/boy." Might hold onto your hair to guide your head too. I don't think he'd be too big on giving.
P - Pace
I think it would entirely depend on the circumstances, like where, when, and how horny he is. More often than not, he's charming and slow, taking his time, and making it intimate, but there could be the rare occasion where the sexual tension is unbearable, and he needs you NOW.
Q - Quickie
I don't think he would do these as often, instead he would just give little touches and stuff to tease, and get you all riled up, then when you're both free and have the time LATER, the sex will be more satisfying after being pent up all day.
R - Risk
Mike doesn't mind some risk, and can enjoy a thrill, but nothing too extreme.
S - Stamina
Oh jesus. Your poor legs.
T - Toys
I don't think Mike would own any, or use them in the bedroom.
U - Unfair
Oh he teases. Then when you're whining, he acts like he has no idea what you're whining about.
V - Volume
Mike is VOCAL <3 Cursing, panting, constant praise and encouragement.
W - Wild Card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)
He loves leaving hickeys but does not like receiving them.
X - X-Ray (Size)
I'd say like 7.5 inches?
Y - Yearning
Honestly he's very touchy. He loves at the very least just having his hands on your waist or kissing you.
Z - Zzz
Mike will usually fall asleep not long after, with you tucked in his arms.
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What he likes about you fluff
* English is not my first language I apologise
* Triggers: Fluff
A = Admiration, what he absolutely adore about you: That you love his music, your always singing along and dancing. You show you love for his work.
B = Body, what is his favorite part of your body: Your hands, they look smaller than his, the way you touch him makes him feel all soft.
C = Cuddling, how he likes to cuddle: He likes to be the little spoon, he loves to feel your arms wrapped around his torso and feeling the little kisses you place on his back.
D = Dates, what his ideal date with you would look like: Going on a vacation trip and just act like locals, riding a bike and eat local food.
E = Emotions, how he express his emotions around you: He's not every good with expressing his emotions, it mostly leads him to crying, he's a very emotional person.
F = Family, does he want one? If he does, when: Yes but not now, He's just living his life and thinks he's not ready yet to have those responsibility.
G = Gifts, how he feels about gift giving? What is his habit when it comes to this: He likes to give you things but he loves to make memories with you, that means more to him than just giving you materials.
H = Holding Hands, when/how he likes to hold hands: He holds your hands when he leads you the way through the crowd or city's, he also hold your hands when you cuddle him from behind, touching your fingers softly
I = Injury, how he would act if you got hurt: He would be sad, afraid and angry. He hates to see you cry or hurt.
J = Jokes, does he likes to joke around with or prank you and how: He's pranks but not to much, he doesn't want to disrespect you or making fun with you.
K = Kisses, how he likes to kiss you: he always kisses you with full passion, with emotion. Always holding you face or by your waist, pulling you closer to him.
L = Love, how he shows you he loves you: Bringing you along to his shows, listening to you and making sure your safe with him.
M = Memory, favorite memory together: Dancing together in Italy, on the streets while laughing and having a good time.
N = Nightmare, what is his worst fear: That he hurts you, he doesn't want to make you cry because of him.
O = Oddity, what is one quirk he haves: He sings to you, he always sings for you when he sees your not happy. Trying to make you happy
P = Pet Names, what he likes to call you: Darling, Baby, Sugar, Love, Baby, Honey. He has a lot pet names for you.
Q = Quality Time, how he likes to spend time with you: Exploring the world with him, just being free and appreciate the world.
R = Rhythm, what song reminds you of him: Iris by the goo goo dolls, the world (media) often don't understand him and you know the real him. You think about him when you hear this song, thinking the unfairness the brought up on him.
S = Secrets, how open is he with you: He tells you a lot but not everything, he doesn't want you worry you or something like that.
T = Time, how long did it take you to get together: It took two weeks after the first date because you both were busy, he showed up one day at your work and asked you in private to be his.
U = Upset, how does he acts when you’re upset: He gets upset to, he's a very emotional person and hate to see you like that.
V = Vaunt, what is he proud of, Does he likes to show you off: He's proud that you keep up with his lifestyle and that your a kind person, he loves you for being yourself
W = Warrior, how would he feel about you fighting? Would he fight for you: He hates to see you fight but isn't afraid to fight for you, your his and nobody hurt you.
X = X-Ray, how well can he read you: He knows when somethings wrong or when your nervous. He sees it they way you react and the way you talk.
Y = Yes, how would he propose to you: In a city abroad, somewhere romantic.
Z = Zen, what makes him feel calm: Think about you, making music and feeling you next to him.
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heyy, i was wondering if you could do a nsfw for cm punk?
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Adorable to say the least. He pulls you onto his chest and will Crack jokes to make you smile. After you two have a minute to come down from your highs is when he'll ask you if you need anything and then proceed to go get a rag to clean you off with while he gets what you desire.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Punk likes your ass and thighs, do not ask him to pick just one he would never be able to. It's impossible for him.
Punk likes his eyes, he thinks they make him more charming. I mean to be completely fair he does have beautiful eyes, but dont tell him that it'll only stroke his ego a little bit too much.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Prefers to cum inside of you. Punk doesn't strike me as the messier type when it comes to where he finishes at. Hence why he prefers to just finish inside of you, though this also plays apart in his Itty bitty breeding kink he won't admit to.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
100% has fucked you somewhere backstage, then took your panties and stuffed in his pocket before he goes on stage. The fact he knows he's on TV with your wet panties in his pocket, will always be his dirty little secret.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Punk is well experienced, he knows how to make you cum till your legs are shaking. I feel like his experience is a little more dormant in the area of different positions. He knows the basics like missionary, spooning, doggy, but when it comes to new positions you will most likely have to show him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
As just mentioned above he sticks to a few basic positions. His favorite though is definitely spooning. He loves wrapping his arm around you to rub your clit with he nuzzles his face in your neck and thrusts up into you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Serious during the moment but very goofy afterwards. He likes to ground you with his dumb jokes and overall goofy personality as means to bring you down after an intense orgasm. He knows sometimes big orgasms can be overwhelming and he wants to make sure you feel happy, calm, and loved.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Punk has black hair that he shave down to the point of it just being stubble like. He mostly shaves like this because of what he wrestles in and because he actually prefers for it to be kept short.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He can be very intimate, though those moments are usually just between the two of you. Punk is a little different when it's just you two. He's more gentle, soft, and romantic, when he's walking around with you at work he's more in a dominant state of mind which leads to things like him slapping your ass when you walk away, keeping his hand in your back pocket while you two walk, and kissing and biting on your neck a little.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't really see the point when he has you. He honestly doesn't really like to all that much anyway, he just doesn't see the appeal in it.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Slight spanking Breeding Bondage Choking Daddy Kink
Light degrading and Praise (giving)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Punk actually has a favorite you don't hear to often. His favorite is the shower, He loves the fact it's just you two underneath the water and in the steamy area together. He finds it very intimate but also a really sexy area to fuck if that makes sense.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Honestly just the fact you're his girl. He is motivated by the fact he has you all to himself. Having said this he will 100% show you off as means to make others jealous which leads to him getting turned on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Punk will never share you. I find him as the type to be very reserved with his lover and while he may like showing you off and having fun, he would never share you with someone in the bedroom. He feels as though that's a time just for you two and he feels privileged to be the only one to see you like that.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Prefers receiving but is a dam good giver. He is lowkey a little cocky about his pussy eating skills. He loves when he gets you wet enough that it soaks into his beard a little bit. He will 100% take his hands through his beard and look at the wetness on his hand before sucking it off his fingers. "Tastes better than fucking candy, sweetness"
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He likes a faster pace but a more sensual feeling to things. He likes being able to give something a little rough to the point you get fucked good but still make it feel intimate and like it's only you two in the world.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Oh he fucking loves quickies. His favorite place for a quickie is his dressing rooms at various shows. He knows that a few people have bound to hear you two at least once or twice by now.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He is always down to experiment and learn something new. We have covered alot of things throughout that you could consider risky with Punk, so it's safe to say he is a fairly large risk taker. Even when he is messing with Drew's matches the bitch is taking risks. It's easy to see how this carries over to your sex life with him in terms of the risk factors.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Usually about 2 rounds. Punk lasts a longer time than most do on average. The reason he does though is because he edges himself just a little to make sure that you cum multiple times before he's done with you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He has some basic toys for you, Handcuffs ,a silk blindfold, and a small vibrator. If you have favorite toy that you wanna try wit him though he is for sure down to do so. He actually has a cock ring for himself, though thats kinda the only thing for him he really has.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He's a tease in general not just in bed. He likes to hear you whine just a little bit before he starts to tease you even more. By the time he actually fucks you he has you begging for him to touch anywhere just for a little bit of his touch. "Come on, Princess, you can wait for me can't you? Be good and wait for daddy to give you a little treat tonight?"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Punk will moan a little bit but he usually has his mouth busy so you can't really hear him. If he isn't kissing you, sucking on your neck and tits, or eating your pussy then something is off.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Punk has a certain smirk that you know means he's ready for you. When he's on Tv and you're at home he will 100% give the camera that smirk and wink just so you know he's thinking of you and missing that sweet pussy of his.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Punk is about 7 inches even, he has a very faint pink blush to it and a small blue vein towards the base that drives him wild when you run your tongue along it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Fairly high to say the least. Punk and you usually have sex about 4 times a week if not a few more given the amount of times he talks you into quickies and morning sex.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) I'd say at least and hour or hour and a half afterwards. He wants to be sure that you're well taken care of and if you go ahead and go to sleep before him then he will hold you and scroll through his phone till he feels tired.
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hiii feel free to ignore this but can i request sfw alphabets with akutagawa pls 😭 have a good day!!
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke SFW Alphabet ੈ✩‧₊˚
Description; Alphabetical fluff prompts with Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Warnings; not proof read at all
A/n; AHHHH Ive always wanted to do an alphabet like this. Sorry if I characterized him weirdly.
A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) ★
Akutagawa isn't very affectionate, but he'll absolutely hold hands or lock pinkies with you in public. At home he likes having his arm around your waist while he sits on the couch or in bed with you; touching you in some way reassures him that you are infact there with him.
B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) ★
The friendship would have to start in either childhood or the port mafia. Having Akutagawa as your best friend includes him looking out for you. It's not really weird, it just proves how caring he is deep down and how much he wants you to stay around him.
C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) ★
He likes it. Depending on his mood he might even verbally initiate it. "I want to cuddle. Sit down and cuddle with me, please." He's rather blunt and he knows you'll oblige 99% of the time, so why not just go for it? When he cuddles, Akutagawa likes laying on top of you, head pressed against your chest while he listens to your heartbeat. Sometimes he'll be the big spoon, but he likes being the little spoon for the most part.
D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How good are they at cooking or cleaning?) ★
He's given domestic life a thought and he wouldn't mind it. It's just not something he's outwardly seeking at the moment. Should he fulfill his goals such as proving to Dazai that he's not weak; yeah, maybe, but it's not his top priority. When it comes to cooking and cleaning, he's actually not horrible. I think he can make some basic foods spaghetti or pancakes, but if you're trying to have a fillet mignon for dinner don't rely on him. He's pretty good at cleaning. He knows what chemicals to keep separated and which ones are okay to use together. He dislikes doing dishes though, even if you own a dishwasher he'll grimace while trying to hold bowls in certain ways that won't splash him with water.
E - Ending (If they had to break up with a partner, how would they do it?) ★
If it was a conclusion he came to on his own that he didn't want to be with you anymore, it would be blunt and in person. He'd probably distance himself for a while beforehand while coming to the conclusion because even he knows that it's not something that just happens over night. He would ask you to meet up with him and immediately say something along the lines of "I don't want this relationship any longer. Things between us are done."
F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How do they feel about getting married?) ★
He's not going to be in a relationship with someone unless he feels like they're 100% not leaving. He'll be committed to you for sure, though. When it comes to getting married, it probably hasn't crossed his mind. He's not against it, but like settling down it's not his top priority. He can love you just as much without the fancy title.
G - Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) ★
Akutagawa is rather gentle but if he gets worked up he'll be pretty harsh and say stuff he really doesn't mean out of anger. But physically he's pretty gentle for the most part.
H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) ★
I think he likes hugs but it takes a while for him to actively seek them out. He doesn't hug you very often, but he doesn't push you away when you hug him. Hugging him is like hugging a thun memory foam pillow that you stuck in the fridge for a solid ten minutes. He's pretty stiff when you hug him, but the more often he hugs you it becomes more natural and flowy.
I - I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) ★
Part of me thinks he would say it way to fast but the other part of me thinks he'd hold off for a really long time. I think he'd say it whenever he came to the realization that he loves you. He doesn't dwell on whether he says it too quickly, he just says it.
J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?) ★
He gets jealous pretty quickly. When he is he'll probably confront you about it, but he's quick to take your reassurance for the most part. It's really not about trust but more about wanting your attention wholly.
K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) ★
Akutagawa kisses you passionately, sometimes roughly and others as gently as a feather falling to the ground. No kiss is meaningless to him. He likes to kiss your lips and in between your eyebrows. He likes to be kissed on his nose and lips.
L - Little Ones (How are they around children?) ★
Akutagawa isn't terrible with children, he knows how to take care of them. He's not going to willingly play with barbie dolls or matchbox cars though, the kid would have to convince him. He's rather awkward around them.
M - Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) ★
Mornings with Akutagawa probably consist of sleepy cuddling. I don't think he's much of a morning person and definetly prefers to stay in the comfort of you shared bed, under the blankets with him. But, he is the type of man that will share a morning routine with you- brushing your teeth together, skincare (I think if you asked him to do it with you, he would after light resisting), getting dressed, etc.
N - Night (How are nights spent with them?) ★
I think nights are relatively similar when it comes to routines. He would participate with you and when you both slip under the covers he'd probably sit and read for a while before actually settling down and sleeping.
O - Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) ★
Akutagawa, to me atleast, is emotionally an open book. But when it comes to his past he would probably wait a while to reveal things slowly. His past is more vulnerable to him than his emotions he feels.
P - Patience (How easily angered are they) ★
It really depends. He'd have a little more patience when if comes to you, but he's relatively short tempered.
Q - Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) ★
He remembers little details and he absolutely relies on them when it comes to gift giving and stuff like that. He remembers everything.
R - Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) ★
The moment you accepted his confession. He loves it so much because it marks the start of everything. He loves celebrating anniversaries.
S - Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) ★
He's pretty protective, he doesn't want to see you hurt, like any partner wouldn't. He protects you via keeping you away from Port Mafia affairs. Him being protected is tricky because I think it would make him feel kinda weak, but at the same time he might like it once every now and again.
T - Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks) ★
He puts effort into gifts like no other. He really wants to make sure it's something you love and then bashfully watch you open it. His idea of putting effort into dates is making a reservation for a nice restaurant, so in his eyes he puts heaping piles of effort in.
U - Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) ★
He's unintentionally snappy sometimes or he comes off the wrong way. He's also always messing with the thermostat and he leaves laundry in the drier until he absolutely needs the clothes or someone else moves it.
V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) ★
He's relatively concerned with them, he likes dressing a certain way and for his hair to be specific lengths, but he's not obsessed with them.
W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) ★
No. He can get by on his own, he loves you very very much, but he understands that you're a luxury. He's attached to you but he knows you're not a necessity like water or food.
X - Xtra (A random headcannons for them.) ★
He moves around a lot in his sleep. He kicks and rolls and everything. Some days you might wake up looking like you tried settling beef with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Y - Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?) ★
He doesn't like unreliable people or liars, if you say you'll do something for him, then he expects you to follow through. If you tell him something, it should be the truth. There's no reason for lying, especially in a relationship.
Z - Zzz (What's a sleep habit of theirs?) ★
He kicks a lot like I said, and he would prefer to sleep with one of those fuzzy, high quality animal print throw blankets than a comforter. He likes to sleep in warm rooms, not too hot not too cold.
A/n; I'm gonna be so fr I kinda struggled with this one. Akutagawa is interesting to write for but I'm not sure he's my favorite.
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The Curse of the Fever
x male reader
Relationship: platonic
Characters: Crowley, Aziraphale, male reader
Prompt: "Person A takes care of a sick Person B" Person A: M/n Person B: Crowley and Aziraphale
Description: Crowley and Aziraphale get sick and ask M/n for help. M/n takes care of them.
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Neither of them know what happened. Why were their nose stuffy, why did they feel hot, why were they too tired to stand up, why did their throats hurt?
It was a normal day in London except that Aziraphel had closed his library because him and Crowley were feeling weird. And by weird I mean horrible. Crowley was laying on the couch whining and complaining that he was hot and his throat hurt, and Aziraphel was on his chair, with a headache barely being able to speak on the phone. Barely being able to even grab the phone as he spoke into it.
"M/n, we need your help" he said in a very tiny voice almost whispering.
"Are you ok? You don't sound so good" replied M/n, concerned for the angel's well being.
"Could you please come to the library, is an emergency"
"Sure I'll be there right away"
In about 30 minutes M/n was already at the library and once he entered he was met with a whining Crowley and a scared Aziraphel.
"Oh thank heaven you're here, I think we have been cursed" he said in a very scared and alarmed yet low voice. "Ok, first calm down, explain to me what happened"
And explain he did, Aziraphale explained how this morning he had woken up with a soar throat and was so tired that he could barely get out of bed, and how hot he constantly was.
"Crowley, are you having the same symptoms?"
"Yeah" moaned Crowley in pain.
"You know what I think? I think Gabriel, or Beelzebub cursed us" Aziraphel stated to which Crowley nodded.
"Ok, Sherlock, lets not jump to conclusions, first of all" M/n exclaimed rolling his eyes "Secondly, you're not cursed."
"We're not?"
"No, you're not cursed, your sick. What you just described is a fever, there is nothing to be scared about, your not gonna die."
Aziraphale seemed much more relieved realizing that you knew what it was and that its nothing death threatening, but that feeling was replaced with confusion. "But, why are we sick? I mean, I know its normal for humans, but were not- Crowley please all this whining is making my headache worse!" He exclaimed at the demon who just took a pillow from the couch and stuffed his face in it while still whining and moaning.
"As I was saying, were not human, so how come we got sick?"
M/n thought for a moment. It was true, they weren't human and they have never gotten sick before, so why now? It was too hard of a question to answer in the moment so he just sighed ant told Aziraphale to not worry about it right now.
"What's important right now is that the both of you rest and get better, I'm going to go out and buy some medicine for you guys"
"Thank you so much M/n"
And just like that, M/n was stuck taking care of Aziraphale and Crowley. Never has M/n regretted something so much in his life. He has worked with babies more compliant than them. Aziraphale wasn't much of a problem, he ate his food, rested and even though it was clear he didn't like it, he took his medicine with no problem. Crowley on the other hand, was a nightmare to work with, especially while trying to make him take his medicine.
"Crowley you have to take it!!!!"
"NO!!!" the demon yelled while slapping the spoon of medicine out of your hands and on to the floor. "CROWLEY!!!!!" Fights like these kept going until you decide enough is enough.
"Crowley~~"M/n said in a sing song voice making him look up from his blanket. "I know that its been hard for you being sick so I got you your favorite order of coffee"
As soon as he said coffee, Crowley pushed the blanket to the side and made grabby hands. You handed him the cup of coffee and he took it taking a sip of it. It tasted horrible and he was about to spit it out if it wasn't for M/n jumping on top of him and keeping the cup to his mouth making him drink the entire thing. He had put the medicine in the coffee so that it was easier to trick Crowley into drinking it.
"There, that wasn't so hard was it?" Mocked M/n.
"I hate you"
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By the end of the week, Aziraphale and Crowley were feeling a lot better. Aziraphale was working again and Crowley was, well, he was doing whatever it is that he does in the day.
"Thank you so much M/n, I don't know how I could ever repay you" Aziraphale said hugging M/n. "You don't have to repay me, but Crowley could pay for my dinner at the ritz to make up for all that nightmare he made me go through" he responded turning his head towards Crowley who just looked at him annoyed.
"You made me drink medicine coffee, I think we're even"
"No I don't think we are-ACHU!!"
The room went silent as the supernatural beings stared at M/n confused.
"ACHU!!!"
"Are you alright M/n?" asked Aziraphale concerned.
"I'm sure it's noth-ACHU!!" Aziraphale brought his hands to the sneezing man's face, retracting it immediately. "Your burning up, I think maybe you caught our fever. Not to worry though, we shall take care of you just as you took care of us" he said almost seeming excited.
"Oh that not necessary" M/n said before getting cut off by Crowley who was wearing a sly smirk on his face. "Nonsense, we insist"
M/n sneezed again, and realized that there is no way his getting out of this. His care was now on Aziraphale's unqualified and Crowley's vengeful hands.
"Oh, no"
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(Time for our favorite dilf's Fluff ABC. The previous ABC's can be found here and here. Below the cut~)
A = Admiration - Ardent admires when someone is responsible.
B = Body - He's a fan of the entire body, though if you wanted to know which one he would focus on in the middle of the night, would have to ask the old man.
C = Cuddling - He cuddles Cupid when she allows it. When she doesn't he gets a nice scratch as a reminder. Now with a partner Ardent loves being the big spoon, but he will deny he enjoys cuddling.
D = Dates - He doesn't have that much time to date. When he used to he would always offer to cook for his date, Ardent loves to show off his skill in the kitchen, among other places.
E = Emotions - He likes to pretend to be this big tough guy, but one unanswered call to his niece and the man is sulking for the better part of the hour. Ardent doesn't hold back his thoughts while some may say he's an angry person, in reality he just stopped trying to please other people.
F = Family - Ardent is very close to his parent's, especially his mother. He takes care of the complex just for them, not wanting to accept the payment they send his way. He has a sister, who is the mother to his very loved niece. We also can't forget Cupid.
G = Gifts - He will deny he enjoys recieving gifts, but in actuality when someone thinks enough to give him something he truly cherishes it. For Ardent, he doesn't mind to give gifts. When he gives you homemade food, that's when you know he has a soft spot for you.
H = Holding Hands - He will cling to his partners hand like his life depends on it, not wanting to get seperated. Squeeze as hard as you want, he won't let go. Though if you point out you're holding his hand, he pretends it's as a favor to you, definitely not because he likes it.
I = Injury - Ardent is very calm in a crisis, be that an accident or his sister giving birth. He is focused on the end goal. So if someone is hurt, he will basically be like a mother hen. Ensuring they get an ample amount of rest and relaxation.
J = Jokes - The guy tries he really does, when peope laugh at his "jokes", it's usually when he's serious. His jokes tend to fall flat. Every once in awhile he has a good one.
K = Kisses - Ardent kisses with hunger, full of passion. As if the last of breath in his body belongs to his partner. He can be rough more often than not, but if you're lucky enough he might just surprise you with how tender he can be.
L = Love - He loves many people, Ardent doesn't see the point of hiding emotions. It's not something his parents did and it's not something he does either. He grew up in a home where the phrase I love you was always in use. Be that from his family or friends.
M = Memory - Ardent's favorite memory is seeing his niece for the first time, well that and adopting Cupid. Remembering how small she was when he took Cupid home is one of the highlights of his life. Knowing that he could in fact be so caring for her, even though sometimes Cupid just doesn't have time for that.
N = Nightmare (what is one of their fears?) - Not being able to be a safe space for someone he cares about. He might suffer with hearing other peoples emotions, but Ardent still wants to be trusted by them. To be that shoulder they can lean on.
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?) - Many people don't know he's actually greek. That is until he gets angry, then he can't help but curse in his native tongue.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)- Kitten.
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?) - Ardent would love just hanging out, be that at home or somewhere else. Though he hates when people pay him attention, when it's with you he will deal with it. He would love to just enjoy the night in each others company, with a good book and a nice glass of wine.
R = Rhythm (what song do they hum to themselves, when they think no one is listening.)- Torn to shreds by Deff Lepard.
S = Secrets (how open are they?) - Not very, though that will change over time. But get him in front of his mom, or niece and he is like an open book. The man is putty in their hands.
T = Time (how do they spend their time?) - He spends his time quite divided, be that taking his niece to after school activities, working on things at the complex, trying to get his mother's Manicotti recipe. Ardent can be seen going in and out many times of the day. The question is for who.
U = Upset (how do they act when they're upset?) - It depends on the level of upset. He could simmer in his anger, sulk, or just let it all out.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?) - His body, his cat, and his cooking. He will show it all off if given a chance. Ardent works hard to keep in good health, to love Cupid, and to be able to make a good meal.
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?) - He doesn't like to admit he would fight for anyone. Instead he prefers to pretend to care less. (Such a lie). Ardent would fight for his partner, or for someone he sees is done wrong. He might be an ass, but he refuses to let people be treated as such.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?) - Ardent can read a shy person very well. Only time will tell how well he pushes MC's.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?) - Maybe something silly like having the ring on Cupid's collar for MC to see. Whose to say just yet.
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?) - Cupid laying on his chest, or rubbing his back. Just letting him feel his emotions and knowing someone is there for him can make him calm.
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# 𝘀𝗳𝘄 𝗮𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗯𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘆𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 !!
— 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴. chishiya shuntaro x gn!reader
— 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀. chishiya´s backtory spoilers?? a lot of "however", also most of the hc take place before the borderlands.
— 𝗮/𝗻. --
✧. - ̗̀ A. Affection , ❨ How affectionate are they? How do they show affection? ❩
— i don't think chishiya is an extremely affectionate person but neither a cold one, especially when it comes to his partner. actually, i feel that he would like closeness and affection but behind closed doors. he definitely wouldn't tolerate it if you were in public, it would even make him feel uncomfortable. at best, he could discreetly intertwine his fingers with yours and gently caress your skin with his thumb. however, if you´re in a private place, then i feel that he would be much more affectionate. however, we all know that chishiya is touch-deprived, so everything related to the pda would be very new for him, although he would make an effort if it is about you. without a doubt, i feel that his love language would be gift giving. he would love to spoil you and buy the things you one day mentioned that you liked and surprise you with them. take you out to eat at your favorite restaurants, and give yourself meaningful gifts for no particular reason.
✧. - ̗̀ B. Best Friend , ❨ What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start? ❩
— literal definition of "power duo". you would definitely be one of the few people he trusts and is actually genuinely nice. he would tease you 24/7 (just his way to show you he actually cares). definitely you be the one he discusses his suspicions with during a game and tells of his plans to steal the cards. with his intelligence and your agility, you both would be an amazing duo at games. on the other hand, i feel like you and chishiya would meet before borderland and it would be in the hospital or in your medical classes, having to work together on a project or something.
✧. - ̗̀ C. Cuddles , ❨ Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle? ❩
— he won´t EVER admit it, but he scretely loves cuddling with you. especially after a complicated game or when something is bothering him is when he needs your comfort the most. however, obviously it will not be him who asks you, you will have to figure out what he wants and give it to him, otherwise he will not tell you. before he met you, all of that seemed a bit ridiculous to him, but after you dragged him into cuddling with you one day, HE MELTED IN YOUR ARMS. he secretly LIVES for being the little spoon (he would deny it to death), and the way your arms wrap protectively around his waist, instantly relaxing him with the closeness of your body and his. another of his favorite positions to cuddle with you is when he lies on your lap either to take a nap or maybe read a book, and you play with his hair. LOVES it when you play with his hair and gently comb the strands of hair, massaging him and making him fall asleep instantly.
✧. - ̗̀ D. Domestic , ❨ Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning? ❩
— i feel like chishiya is a very independent person, and he learned to do all his things by himself from a very young age. in part, that's why he never really thought about moving in with you and dividing up the household chores (he was always used to do everything by himself), plus he would need to fully trust you to be able to share his space with you on a daily basis and learn to get used to not being alone all the time. however, i feel that he is very good at all of that. something tells me that he is a bit obsessive with order and tends to clean very frequently, especially because he concentrates more on a clean place. on the other hand, contrary to what is believed, something tells me that chishiya is a very good cook and is good at preparing both simple and complicated dishes. on the other hand, it would be very strict and would take turns doing the chores between you two.
✧. - ̗̀ E. Ending, ❨ If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it? ❩
— mostly his use of words would depend on the reason why you two are breaking up. if it was your fault, he'll have no problem being rude and using harsh words, spitting everyting he thinks to your face, not really caring about your feelings if it's you who hurt his. on the other hand, if you are the one who is breaking up with him, it would frustrate him at first. he wouldn't show any particular emotion to make you believe he wasn't affected by the situation, but in reality, something would break inside of him and just not know how to feel, collapsing silently once you're gone.
✧. - ̗̀ F. Fiancé, ❨ How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married? ❩
— actually, i feel like he would think about if often. if he´s on a relationship with you, he´s definitely not messing aroud, he will take it seriously. that is why he knows that getting married is taking a giant step in your relationship. while he wouldn't think about doing it early in your relationship, it would definitely be a constant thought going through his head and he would constantly weigh the pros and cons that might come with it. besides, thinking about what it would be like to spend a married life with you brings a blush to his cheeks and a feeling of warmth in his chest. he is not sure when or how, but what he is sure of is that he would love to have you in his life and place a ring on your finger one day. perhaps, in one of your conversations with him, he acidentally slips what he would like to do the day you two return and what his future would be like, always including you in those plans.
✧. - ̗̀ G. Gentle, ❨ How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally ❩
— he might not be really gentle with words, but i think he is very gentle with actions. sometimes, he gets a little carried away at giving his opinion about some stuff and probably would say some things you don´t really wanted to hear. anyway, i think he´s actually gentle when it comes to physic, and specially when it´s about you. but just half gentle, there are random times where he just enjoys engulfing you in a suffocating hug or gives you a particularly strong smooch on the lips.
✧. - ̗̀ H. Hugs, ❨ Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like? ❩
— HE LOVES HUGS. he literally loves the feeling of comfort and closeness that you give him, hugging you all the time. he doesn't usually ask for them at all, sometimes you're doing any other activity and suddenly feel his body sticking to yours and his arms wrapped around your waist. and if he´s feeling particularly clingy he would just come up to you and open his arms so that you curl up in them and he can hide his head in the crook of your neck, enjoying the sensation of calm that your aroma produces. will definitely get pouty if you just decided to deny his hugs, and would probably just sulk to you until you given in and wrap his whole body (whis isn't really hard cause he's kinda small) between your arms, feeling him relax under your soft touch.
✧. - ̗̀ I. I Love You, ❨ How fast do they say the L-word? ❩
— it will probably take him a considerable amount of time to get the words out to you, taking his time to think about the right moment. cishiya would have to trust you a lot to even think about the possibility of telling you. but sometimes he just can't help but feel his love for you so intensely, watching you and thinking how much he wishes he could say out loud that he loves you and really appreciates you. as he was always a very reserved person and with difficulties expressing his feelings, he used to always keep them to himself, never being able to verbally show the people important to him that he really loves them. however, i feel that without realizing it and without thinking too much about it, the exact moment when you simply do something that makes him fall more in love than before, he would say it without further ado, enjoying your expression and simply smiling without being able to contain everything that you make him feel.
✧. - ̗̀ J. Jealousy, ❨ How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous? ❩
— medium level?? like, i dont think he is extremely jealous but there are actually a few things that bothers him. what i mean is that he's not the type of person who would make jealous scenes over simple things or objectify you, in fact, he's very mature when it´s abou that. he doesn't feel the need to be possessive over you, mainly because he trusts you so much and he knows you would never do anything to hurt him. however, it would bother him to see you hang around with certain people (ehem, the militants, ehem, especially niragi). but he wouldn't make much of a fuss about it either, he would just watch the scene from afar biting the inside of his cheek and feeling an uncomfortable feeling in his stomach that he easily recognizes as jealousy (anyway don't mention it because you won't get anything from him). in the other hand, if it really bothers him, he'd rather sit down with you and talk about it like two adults than act childish and give you the cold shoulder or shit like that. and in case the feeling goes away quickly he wouldn't feel the need to say anything and he would simply brush it off.
✧. - ̗̀ K. Kisses, ❨ What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed? ❩
— he loves teasing you before he kisses you. gently rubbing his lips over yours, still without joining them in a kiss, getting close enough but moving away at the last second, caressing your lips with his index finger without giving you what you want, smiling when you try to get closer. and yet once he kisses you, you immediately forget about anything. the delicate and surprisingly tender way in which he kisses you, moving his lips and fitting them perfectly with yours. the softness with which his hands hold you around your waist and back, keeping you close to him as your fingers slip into his blond hair, making him sigh at the sensation, breaking away from the kiss and leaving short smoochs every now and then, without letting go of his grip on your body. chishiya loves it when you gently place a kiss on his neck or clavicle. he is amazed by the tingling it causes him, and the sensation it produces in the area once your lips move away from the particularly sensitive skin of his neck. and when it comes to kissing you, he likes to plant a tender kiss on your hand, especially when he's holding it. not being so affectionate in public and sometimes limiting himself to just holding your hand, another discreet gesture is to leave a short kiss on it.
✧. - ̗̀ L. Little Ones, ❨ How are they around children? ❩
— neutral ig. i mean, he is a pediatrician, he usually works with children so he knows how to deal with them and take care of them based on their needs. however, just because he knows how to handle them doesn't mean he's particularly good with taking care of the kids. in fact, he prefers not to deal with them too much outside of the clinical, not being too patient when they cry or when they yell for some reason. instead, he enjoys watching you deal with children more, making him feel butterflies in his stomach remotely imagining if you could ever start a family in the future.
✧. - ̗̀ M. Mornings , ❨ How are mornings spent with them? ❩
— i feel like chishiya is very productive in the mornings for some reason. if he´s not working on something he´s doing some other activity. if you are a morning person, he would most likely drag you to do those activities with him. however, if you normally wake up later, he would have no problem making you a breakfast or waking you up with the food prepared. you're pretty used to waking up to an empty bed, but there are days when he's tired and just stays with you until you wake up.
✧. - ̗̀ N. Nights , ❨ How are nights spent with them? ❩
— before borderlands, chishiya used to have a pretty messy sleep cycle. there were days when he would stay up until the late hours of the morning reading books or doing homework (or whatever related to work), and days when he would go to bed quite early. however after borderlands i feel like sometimes he wouldn't sleep at all, and would rather stay up late talking to you in specific places that you guys designated as your secret spots, staying there until the sun rises once again.
✧. - ̗̀ O. Open , ❨ When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly? ❩
— chishiya was always a person too closed for his own good. it would take a lot of work for him to open up for someone and let them into him, fully trusting that person. however, in time, he would know that you are too importantto him. chishiya eventually would get really attached to you, trusting you with his whole being. he would even trust you to the point of crying in front of you, i actually picture that happening after he tough he lost you in a game, or trust just by being totally vurnerable. but, going back to the subject, he would definitely end up telling you everything one night when it was just the two of you and he felt 100% comfortable.
✧. - ̗̀ P. Patience, ❨ How easily angered are they? ❩
— he trully can take a LOT of shit. i mean, he stands niragi daily (wich is WILD), so he literally isn´t bothered by absolutely nothing. keep a neutral face and his chill persona no matter what is happening. during arguments he most likely would never raise his voice at you and just listen silently and point out some things he disagrees with. but overall he´s always pretty chill about stuff and there are few things that can actually trigger him.
✧. - ̗̀ Q. Quizzes , ❨ How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything? ❩
— HE LITERALLY HAS SUCH AN AMAZING MEMORY. somehow he manages to remember everything about you. i think he would love to stare at you, and not only because he finds you deeply mesmerazing, also because he genuinely feels intrest about learning every detail about you, incluiding thing´s you like and thing´s you don´t. that´s why he also is able to always read you like an open book, literally understanding every thing you do. that´s why he randomly just brings up something you once said that even you forgot about it.
✧. - ̗̀ R. Remember , ❨ What is their favorite moment in your relationship? ❩
— i think his favorite moment in your relationship was the first time you kissed. it was unexpected, loving. after having returned much later than expected from a game, he couldn't help but feel a whirlwind of feelings and he simply couldn't think of anything else but to kiss you at that precise moment when he saw you enter through the beach reception, not even caring about what could happen after, letting you know how worried he was and how happy he was to see you return alive, to see your smile and feel your warmth once again.
✧. - ̗̀ S. Security , ❨ How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected? ❩
— chishiya knows full well that you are fully capable of defending yourself, and most of the time he doesn't intervene, enjoying watching you kick the ass of the person who was bothering. however, if it sees that your life is in danger, it will not hesitate for a second to jump, protecting you from whatever is happening. normally he would try to distract the person or do something before it gets out of hand. also, he would take care of you in case you were injured in any way, being a doctor and knowing full well how to deal with it. however, i feel that he would actually really like to feel protected by you. he will definitely smirk to mock the other person knowing he´s safe now you are involved. likes when you step in front of him, holding him protectively against you and leading him away from whatever endangered him in the first place.
✧. - ̗̀ T. Try, ❨ How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks? ❩
— he would definitely put in just enough effort when it comes to dating, gifts, or casual outings. on the other hand, if it is an important date, he will put a lot of effort so that everything goes according to plan. he doesn't try too hard for gifts, it being quite easy to get one for you since he knows you better than you know yourself, so that why they always have an special meaning.
✧. - ̗̀ U. Ugly , ❨ What would be some bad habits of theirs? ❩
— many times he does not usually notice when he hurts the feelings of another person, and sometimes, he does not even apologize for certain things he does wrong. in addition, it is a bit complicated for him to rely fully on someone as he learned to be by himself his whole life. anyway, i feel like he would make an effort to change those kinds of things, and it would take a lot of time and help from you.
✧. - ̗̀ V. Vanity , ❨ How concerned are they with their looks? ❩
— i think he wouldn´t really care much about it unless someone actually points something out or sum. but after he met you he would hope you notice the little effort he starts putting on his look. maybe more perfume, trying new products on his hair, AND EYELINER. he kinda wants you to compliment him 🤭🤭. but beside that, he´s very confident about his looks.
✧. - ̗̀ W. Whole , ❨ Would they feel incomplete without you? ❩
— Yes. i think it is extremely difficult for chishiya to fall completely in love with someone, but when he does, he falls HARD. that's why somehow in time he would give all of himself to you, and if you ever parted he would feel EMPTY without you, like a pile of living flesh and bones, without really a reason beyond. he would definitely be completely destroyed if you ever left his life and he would never be able to feel that way again with someone else.
✧. - ̗̀ X. Xtra , ❨ A random headcanon for them. ❩
— he would totally be the type of guy that takes a lot of pictures about everything. like i just feel he likes to take pictures of things he finds pretty. and also im sure he has a cat, probably a white one.
✧. - ̗̀ Y. Yuck , ❨ What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner? ❩
— he definitely wouldn´t stand someone who is too dependent. he usually likes to spend time with you and giving you his attention, but he would also like to do things at his own pace and his own way. so, someone who constanly need reassurance, too much time, someone who constantly need another person to speak up for them or shit like that probably would annoy him.
✧. - ̗̀ Z. Zzz , ❨ What is a sleep habits of theirs? ❩
— i don´t really know why but i feel that chishiya doesn´t like sleeping with a pillow lol, he once randomly told you an intresting fact about doing that and one day he just gave you his pillow and started sleeping like that.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
I feel like Georg would always help you clean yourself up with a warm towel and in the same time whisper sweet things to you. He would definitely love to just cuddle with you after, pulling you close to him and rubbing the back of your head while playing a little with it. I also think that he would like to be the little spoon and place his head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat while he falls asleep, and that moment would be perfect for you to play with his hair.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and their partners)
I don't feel that he would have a favourite body part, but probably he is very proud of his hair, he likes getting compliments on it because he knows how much time he spends making it shine like that. When it comes to you, Georg loves everything about you, honestly you are flawless in his eyes. But like any other man, he would have a preference, most probably your butt and hips. Georg can't resits himself from squeezing them when you are riding him or just when you sit down he loves grabbing into your thighs.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum)
he definitely cums a lot and loves covering your body with it. He will cum pretty much anywhere, wherever he can reach, but I believe he loves covering your butt with it and then give you a 'soft' slap.
D = Dirty secret (self explanatory, a secret of theirs)
I believe Georg has a slight corruption kink. He likes the thought of having a pure and innocent lover that he could teach them to be only how he wants. Georg would love to control every action you make.
E = Experience (how experienced are they)
He is kinda experienced, but not as much as the twins. Georg knows how to correctly please you, but he knows only one way so probably if it doesn't make you 100% pleased you would tell him what to do and not, and he would be patient and learn your way.
F = Favorite position
He's simple. He likes missionary, but he is totally open to experience other positions.
G = Goofy (are they more serious or goofy at the moment?)
Although normally he tends to be a little goofy, he never would be like that in bed. sex is a serious thing to him and will be very concentrated on making both of you feel good during the moment. so no goofing around from his side.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they)
I feel like Georg likes to keep his pubes shortly and neatly trimmed, but never shaves fully. He grooms himself once per month or two.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)
Georg is an intimate guy, he loves being sensual during the moment, he's all about making you feel comfortable and loved. He is totally savouring every moment he spends with you. Even when he's being rough he always remembers to shower you with compliments.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
I think he might use masturbation as a way to calm himself down and to relieve himself from stress. He probably masturbates quite often. And of course, his material on doing it are the pictures you sent to him, probably he is the type of guy to ask for them.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I stand by the fact that Georg has a praise kink. He loves praising you in every situation. He also may have a size kink and cockwarming kink. He absolutely adores the difference between you two, he likes to manhandle you from time to time. Georg also loves keeping his cock in you for a little time after cumming, or slip it between your thighs to feel your warmth all over it.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
He's a private person, he likes to have sex, traditionally, in the bedroom, but also likes taking you in the kitchen or in a shower. But also time to time after a concert he needs you, so mostly you would have a quickie in the bathroom under the stage.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
I feel that he loves seeing you in his clothes, it makes him weak in the knees, he thinks you look incredibly sexy whenever you put one of his, way too big for you, t-shirts on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do)
I feel like Georg would try anything at some point but the only thing he wouldn't be okay with doing would be a threesome. He wouldn't want to share you with anyone.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill)
He likes giving as much as receiving, he enjoys them equally. he would love to eat you out all day, he adores hearing you whine and moan and the feeling when you put your hands on his head to deepen the friction. Georg is a big guy, so he doesn't expect you to be able to take him whole in your mouth, but seeing you struggle makes his heart throb. He loves keeping on hand on top of your head, slightly pushing you deeper.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
He is usually slow and sensual, but if you ask him for more, he's willing to be rougher for you, anything to make you happy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often)
Not too fond of them, because he likes taking his time on pleasuring you, usually making you cum more than once. Georg doesn't like to rush things. But also because he is a star and goes on tours he does get the need of having you between brakes so some quickies here and there has to be made.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks)
Due to not having lots of experience, he'd love to experiment and to try various things out. whatever makes you happy, makes him happy.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)
Georg could go all day and still not be tired, he has a lot of stamina. Although he doesn't want to force you so usually goes for 2 rounds, but can go more if you'd like.
T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them?)
Doesn't own any, but wouldn't be opposed to them, he'd be totally down to try them out.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Georg is a tease without necessarily meaning to, sometimes he might not even realise he's teasing you. He would say things to you in front of everyone not meaning to tease you but he finds your reactions adorable.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
He tries to hold himself back and be quiet, but always ends up moaning and groaning deeply. Georg is the guy to shower you with compliments and making you feel good emotionally during it.
W = Wild Card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
I want to believe that he would date a non-speaking German and he would definitely speak some German in bed, loves calling you German pet names, for example "liebling" (darling) or "schatz" (treasure). also would throw "scheiße" around pretty often. Georg would love to teach or help you learn German.
X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
Georg is a big boy. He's about 8 inches and has some small veins running along it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
After meeting you, it's pretty high. Georg is definitely sexually frustrated.
Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He won't fall asleep until he makes sure you're alright and taken care off.
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𝗡/𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗯𝗲𝘁
Eddie Munson, Jonathan Byers, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington x Reader
𓆩Eddie Munson𓆪
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Personally I feel like Eddie isn't a massive physical affection kind of guy. PDA is a no go for him with the exception of hand holding and the occasional kiss on the cheek or lips if he's feeling generous.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Let's be honest, this friendship has to have started through a mutual interest or a friend of a friend type situation.
Like maybe you frequent a game shop Eddie likes but can't shop at frequently. An you know the store inside out, better than the own employees do. You point him in the right direction of new stuff the store just got in or even the sales rack.
He starts talking your ear off about the latest D&D manual and suddenly he's asking for your home phone number so he can invite you to some of his future campaigns he hosts at his trailer.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Although I don't think Eddie is a big affection guy, he does like cuddling. But he has to be the big spoon or at least holding you to his chest in some fashion. If not, it's just uncomfortable and too awkward to him to enjoy it
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
I think Eddie craves connection but doesn't want to quite admit it. But once he meets "the one" it's like he's in a whole new world and understands why people talk about marriage.
As for cooking, Eddie grew up in an environment of needing to get by constantly. (We love Uncle Wayne, best uncle ever.) And I'm not 100% sure where Eddie would exactly fall.
But I do know this mf is the king over microwave meals or cooking something with step by step instructions. Mostly because I think he can't focus long enough to follow an actual recipe versus something premade.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Young Eddie would have no problem dropping someone like a sack of potatoes.
Older Eddie would take a lot to get to the point of loving someone so I think he'd really struggle breaking up with someone if the time came. But if it did come to that (as much as I hate to admit it) I don't think he'd be able to do it face to face and probably do it over the phone.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
(See Domestic for the commitment part of this question)
Eddie would definitely be the type of guy to just refer to his partner as his wife/husband or anything else gender non-conforming.
But one day Eddie would probably just drop the question on you and you'd end up just getting papers signed instead of having a massive wedding or something.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Physically Eddie is gentle (unless...)
Emotionally... I feel like Eddie is too blunt for his own good. Even if he's not intending to be an asshole he just comes off that way by nature of his personality. A relationship with him is not for the faint of heart.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Like I said before affection isn't really something Eddie thrives at BUT I do believe this man is a hugger. The kinda guy that bear hugs you and lifts you off the ground if he hasn't seen you in a while.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
When Eddie falls, he falls hard. But my God is he emotionally constipated...
I feel like it take him a good few months to say "I love you". Unless his partner says it first then I think he'd have zero problems with saying it. Maybe even saying it more often than his partner.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
I don't think Eddie gets jealous per say. But I do think he has his boughts of thinking he isn't good enough for his partner.
Or even possibly just waiting for the "inevitable" to happen (i.e. being broken up with)
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Eddie is not experienced in the slightest...(don't come for me, we love him but be honest with yourselves he was "different" and that was frowned upon in the 80s)
At first he'd probably stick with simple pecks but slowly learn what you like and adjust to that following your lead.
I really do believe Eddie is the kinda dude to squish his partners face and give them a hard kiss on the cheek until their face scrunches up. Which makes him laugh before going back to doing whatever he was doing.
But for him... He likes being kissed on the back of his hands. Think about it, his hands are probably all calloused from playing guitar for so long and if you can appreciate their beauty... He'd melt!
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Eddie is fun uncle material. He'd entertain the hell out of kids. Probably be the one little kids would run to with books because he's not afraid to do goofy voices or act out things from the book while reading.
Definitely would be adored by children with how imaginative he is alone.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Eddie gives me grumpy in the morning vibes. If you wake him up before noon on weekends you're definitely getting dirty looks unless it's life or death.
But when he does get up he's the one making the coffee strong enough to grow hair on Sasquatch's chest.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Eddie is a night person. If he's not doing gigs at the Hideout he's at home practice or watching movies with you. I imagine he probably has an extensive collection of recorded VHS' of the most random ass movies you could think of.
And only half of them are labeled. So you two could be watching the original Halloween movie and suddenly after it's over you get the opening credits to Risky Business out of nowhere.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Eddie is mostly an open book when it comes to random sprinkles of information about himself. But feelings take a while.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Eddie is probably a 50/50 kinda guy. He can have the patience of a saint and then the next day he's irritated by something taking too long in the microwave.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Eddie has a hard time remembering things (except your birthday, he most definitely wrote that on his arm or hand the second you gave him that information) but if someone asked him about a random obscure thing about you he'd be able to rattle off the most weird shit possible.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Probably when one of you confessed first. Most likely because that was the biggest relief Eddie's felt in ages but he was also incredibly happy.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Eddie probably is protective to a fault (I mean c'mon look at what he's been through)
When it comes to defending you he's more than happy to step up and get in between you and whoever is trying to cause problems.
Now could he win a fight? Depends. If the person he's fighting is massive, no. But if it's equal grounds, there's no doubt in my mind he could lay someone out.
But Eddie getting protected is different. He would most likely just pull you out of the situation of you defending his honor and tell you how it wasn't worth arguing with someone like that. Regardless he'd be thankful though.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
He's the epitome of try. Eddie isn't a massive romantic by nature but he sure tries his damn best to make his partner happy.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Leaving his shit all over the place! This man is a mess when it comes to keeping places tidy.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Eddie doesn't give a shit how people look at him. He solely dresses for himself and himself alone unless it's a special occasion.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
As much as I'd like to say yes, I really think Eddie could go his entire life without having a partner. Especially with the career he wants to have in the future.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
He'd most definitely make you look through his collection of old guitar picks and pick your favorite one.
Once you did you'd see him messing with it for a while and come back to you later with it tied to a piece of twine and into a makeshift necklace.
Just so you could have a piece of him whenever he's not around.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Judgemental people, if he so much as got a sign of his partner being judgemental he'd be out of there in record time.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Definitely passes out around 4am every night and wonders why he's always so exhausted.
But also somehow the type of guy to take a 45 minute nap and act like he slept for 8 hours.
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Attentive. Probably likes to spoon and play with his partners hair.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Chest guy... Yes, yes. Eddie is a boob man. He's a very simple man, he sees booba he's happy.
Now his favorite body part of his own (I know I mentioned this already but shhhh) his hands. Definitely his hands, he's got years of playing guitar built on those things. He's damn proud of them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Strongest pullout game in the West. Not only does he live of the edge of almost cumming inside of his partner but he'd be the last guy to deny it really does feel better raw.
He's clean and knows you are too. Knows his partner takes proper precautions for birth control if needed so why mess with a good thing?
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Eddie is a frequent masturbater. It started as a stress relief thing and once he started seeing someone just became a habit when he starts thinking of them often.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
I wouldn't say Eddie is experienced but very interested in making the experience the best it can be for whoever he's with.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Without a doubt in my mind it's cowgirl. He just really enjoys watching his partner riding him and the reaction they have whenever he bucks his own hips up to match their pace.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Eddie is definitely cracking jokes during sex. You can't even count the times he's tossed you onto his bed onto to flop next to you and give the usual "You come here often" gag. An even though you've heard it dozens of times the look on his face, that cheeky grin he gives everytime just makes you laugh.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I think Eddie wouldn't care to keep himself trimmed unless his partner asked him too since his hair is so damn thick and curly.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
A little goofy but keeping his jokes to a minimum to not ruin the moment completely.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
(See Dirty Secret)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Bondage (to you), Hair Pulling (to him), Dirty talk (both ways)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
As much as a risk taker I think Eddie is I don't think he'd like adventuring outside the bedroom. Maybe the back of his van if you're both feeling impatient enough to not wait till you get home.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Probably his partners outfit choices. Wether it's fishnets and a tight skirt or just walking around in his old band T-shirts he just finds his eyes constantly wandering to you.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
No exhibitionism
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I'd say it's about 50/50. Maybe slightly leaning towards giving because he really enjoys watching his partner enjoy the fruits of his labor a little bit more than getting something of his own.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Eddie is definitely a slow and sensual type of guy. He likes to take his time and unravel every part of his partner and make the moment another time to remember when their brain wanders the next day.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Don't think he's a fan of them. Like I said he likes to take his time.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Eddie is definitely open to experiment. He even encourages it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Since Eddie isn't really the athletic type I think he's good for at least 2 rounds without any real issue.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Eddie most definitely has a collection of toys stuffed under his bed in a box. Hell he even has his handcuffs proudly on display on the rail of his bed.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Eddie is a massive tease. He's definitely the type to walk up behind his partner when they're doing something and suddenly his hands are under the bottom on your shirt. Playing with the waistband of whatever bottoms you're wearing at the moment. Ghosting ever so lightly as his thumbs pull at the band and make it snap against your skin.
All while his head is sat on your shoulder watching what you're doing and talking about mundane stuff.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Eddie is mostly quiet, with the exception of heavy breathing and the occasional grunt or groan.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves it when you call him Sir.
Accidentally found out when you were being sarcastic in response to something he said with "Yes Sir." And he immediately got hard and a little bit embarrassed.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Eddie to me is one of those skinny nerdy white boys that just be packing heat for no damn reason... Shower not a grower at a solid 7.5 inches and girthy as a mother fucker
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Probably pretty average. Maybe craves actual sex 2-3 times a week.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Eddie has maybe 10 minutes tops in him after sex. He makes sure you're okay and taken care of and then suddenly he's sleeping like a hibernating bear.
𓆩Jonathan Byers𓆪
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Jonathan is a rather private guy so PDA is usually a no go for him. But when you guys are alone or among good company he's decently affectionate.
More often than not he'd probably be holding your hand just has a hand on you some how.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Jonathan is an amazing friend but it takes a lot for him to consider someone a friend. I have a feeling he's a life long friend kind of guy.
So his friendship started in early childhood (probably Kindergarten or 1st/2nd grade) and you two basically grew up together. Most definitely one of those friendships where you'd call his family, your family by extension.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Jonathan is definitely a cuddler. He'd probably want to be big spoon out of habit but if you asked he'd be more than happy to let you hold him.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
He would most definitely want to settle down but not until his late 20s/early 30s. Jonathan loves his family dearly and definitely would want one of his own someday.
Jonathan is extremely self sufficient. He can do most house work (I think he really hates doing laundry though) and cooks extremely well from living as basically a second parent to his younger brother.
He also strikes me as someone who could pull together very cheap meal that are extremely good.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
As we saw his previous relationships... (*Cough, cough* Nancy *cough*) He'd probably ride that relationship until you break up with him or it dies. Unless something major happened or you fuck up badly he's not letting you go.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Jonathan to me would make it very clear how much he wants to marry his partner the second he starts thinking about it. He'd probably propose and you two would be engaged for a few years and slowly save up for your perfect little wedding surrounded by everyone you care about.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
He's quite literally the epitome of gentle in every way. Especially with how he grew up with his parents constantly arguing and with how his father was, he'd want to be the exact opposite of him.
Physically, Emotionally and verbally all around Jonathan is gentle.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Jonathan adores hugs! He'd be the kind of boyfriend to hug his partner constantly and maybe cling just a little bit but not too much.
At the beginning of a relationship though he'd be too in his own head to hug but would eventually work up the courage to ask. But once he got that first one it be hard to get him to not want to hug you.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
I can imagine Jonathan being in love before even getting into a relationship with someone.
Would probably just blurt it out haphazardly one day and you say it back. Followed by a surprised stare from him, forming into a smile. You'd have a conversation oh what exactly you both meant by it and now you're together...
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Much like Eddie, I don't think Jonathan gets jealous but he does think he isn't good enough for his partner. Maybe even would fear that he's being "too much" on occasion and wonder if he's going to lose you.
But since Jonathan isn't emotionally constipated he voiced his concerns with his partner and actually talks it out. To which he is reassured and knows you love him very much.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Jonathan is definitely a soft kisser. Slow, passionate and full of love everytime his lips touch yours.
He's definitely a temple kisser. But for him, he would probably not admit it but he really likes when you rub your nose with his after a kiss on the lips.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Great with kids, better with older kids though. He is a family man after all, he definitely had to have picked up something from watching his Mom take care of him and his brother growing up.
But babies... Babies are his downfall. I think he'd be so scared of dropping a baby or hurting them by not holding them propy. That it takes a lot of time for him to not be nervous around babies anymore.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Younger Jonathan isn't much of a morning person. Struggles getting up in the morning but pushes through it.
Older Jonathan is most definitely a morning person through and through. He's up at the ass crack of dawn to go take pictures of nature and back in enough time to make his partner breakfast and head to work.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Night's with Jonathan consist of him reading poetry while you do your own thing in the same room as him. You two don't need to constantly do activities together to spend time together. Merely being in the same room is enough to make you both happy.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Once you get past the threshold of Jonathan's trust he's an open book to you. If he trusts you, he's telling you everything and anything you're curious about. But only if you ask.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Jonathan has the patience of tired mother.
Very patient but once he's past the boiling point it's best to just leave him alone for a little while.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Knows you like the back of his hand. Jonathan is the observant type so most of his information on you is just him watching your actions and not him asking.
Often you'd be surprised to get a random little gift of something practical because he noticed you were in need of it.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Probably your first anniversary together? Jonathan would make sure that was the most romantic night he's ever shown you and continue to sweep you off your feet from that point on.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Jonathan is definitely protective. He's a quiet guy who doesn't talk often but if something happens he's more than willing to step in an defend the one he loves. We already know Jonathan can hold his own in a fight.
But for him, Jonathan usually doesn't expect to be protected he's use to being the protector. Probably wouldn't know how to process it at first because no one outside of his family has stood up for him before.
Eventually he'd be thankful though.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Jonathan is really caring in general so I don't think he'd really see his good treatment of his partner as "putting in effort" and just simply view it as everyday things he does.
But Jonathan is extremely thoughtful and tends to get more practical gifts over shiny and new things.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Being too quiet. I know I've said Jonathan is in touch with his emotions but he still has his boughts of holding in things he thinks are too heavy.
Almost to the point where he tends to boil over and spill his guts every once in a while.
Aside from emotional things I think Jonathan would have a hard time letting go of sentimental things like random movie ticket stubs from dates you've been on, to a sweater that could be used as a rag it's so old and beat up. But he refuses to get rid of it because it was a gift from your first anniversary together.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Jonathan doesn't think he's attractive and is honestly baffled how he caught your eye in the first place. But he does try to look his best when leaving the house. And goes the absolute extra mile when going out with his partner.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yes. Jonathan adores his partner more than anything and if he were to lose them he probably wouldn't know what to do with himself.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Absolutely a coupon queen and sales rack fiend.
I could totally see Jonathan sitting at the kitchen table with a binder and the Sunday paper clipping coupons to save as much money as possible.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Someone who doesn't share his music taste. Jonathan would be the old guy to say "kids these days don't know good music anymore" and then turn on The Cure.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Light sleeper, sleeps on his side most of the time and every little noise he hears his eyes open immediately.
More often than not Jonathan probably isn't getting a full 8 hours of sleep a night, most likely 6 hours at best.
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
The most attentive man on the planet. Cleans up, checks in with you constantly, gets you water and makes you at least eat a small snack after everything. Probably all while cuddling up to you and giving you little kisses in the process.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Jonathan most definitely loves you as a whole but really admires your face and how beautiful he thinks you are. And enjoys how expressive you can be.
If someone asked Jonathan what he liked about himself physically he probably wouldn't know how to answer the question. But if he really thought about it he would most likely pick his eyes.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Cumming inside his partner is an immediate no. Probably a real stickler about using condoms and still wanting his partner to take precautions of their own just to be safe.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Definitely has a polaroid of you naked that he said he got rid of ages ago. But everytime he tried throwing it out he just stared at it and couldn't bring himself to do it because of how beautiful he thought you were in the moment.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Jonathan knows what he's doing most of the time but really appreciates a partner who's willing to be vocal and tell him where he can improve but also praise him when he's doing well.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
I know it's boring but missionary. Mostly because he likes looking at your face and seeing that you're enjoying yourself to the best of his abilities.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Serious, if you crack a joke during sex he'll probably laugh but not say one back and just continue on with everything. Needs to concentrate somewhat so he can stay in the right headspace.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Keeps himself trimmed after getting into a relationship.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Romantic and gentle during. Doesn't care much for rough treatment but loves seeing you enjoy yourself more than anything.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Only masturbates when stressed or hasn't had sex in a while.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Sensory deprivation (both), Praise (to him), Edging (to you)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Leaving the bedroom is fine but the house? No. Definitely not. But if he had to pick a favorite place probably the living room on the couch. There's just something about the small space he really enjoys.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You teasing him. Jonathan thrives on you teasing him with your body or even just saying something he wouldn't expect.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
No exhibitionism, no slapping or hitting of any kind
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Jonathan is definitely a giver more than a receiver. 25/75. He finds it awkward looking down at you when you go down on him that he can't focus enough to let himself feel good. So if he does get head he needs to be blindfolded so he doesn't have to worry about looking at you.
But when he goes down on you... The man acts like it's the last time he's ever going to see you every single time. Damn near rips your soul out of your body with how well this man can work his tongue.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual all the way. Really enjoys taking his time and being thorough with everything.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
(See Pace)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Jonathan is open to experimenting as long as it doesn't include pain. He can't bring himself to even think about laying a hand on you in that way.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Jonathan makes sure to get you to cum at least twice before he even lets you near his dick. He could definitely go 3 rounds, has a slow refractory period.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I don't think Jonathan has any toys but if he did it probably just be something simple like those finger sleeves with the bumps all over them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Jonathan isn't the teasing type but he enjoys being teased a lot more than he'd like to admit.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Definitely the whimpering type. Not super loud but you'll definitely hear him every once in a while.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Jonathan is a Sub. There's no doubt in my mind that when it comes being in charge he lets you call the shots.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Ah yes, another skinny nerdy white boy packing heat. Grower not a shower. Definitely has the appearance of an average joe but when you get him going, stands at 8 inches at least.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Jonathan isn't super driven by sex but he enjoys having sex at least twice a week. Other than that it's more of a "when you're in the mood" type of thing.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He stays awake for quite a while. Even if you're out like a light he's still holding you and watching you sleep for a while.
𓆩Robin Buckley𓆪
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Robin is moderately affectionate. She's happy to hold hands or hug in public but kissing is private or in the right company (a gay in the 80s... Need I say more?)
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
For Robin you'd definitely become friends because you frequent her job. After renting tons of videos you would start calling eachother by first names and just start talking about your shared interests. Become quick friends.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Robin isn't much of a cuddler but I do think she wouldn't mind it if her partner asked for it. But she definitely prefers be little spoon so her arms are free to move about while she talks.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
She'd definitely want to settle down. I could picture her getting a quiet little condo with a few cats.
Robin, surprisingly, is really good at cooking. But cleaning she can't focus long enough to fully finish each task. She gets bored really easily.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Robin would struggle but I feel like she could break up with someone. And it have to be over something major for her to end a relationship.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Robin falls hard and fast. Would definitely call her partner her wife (or something gender non-conforming) within a few months of being together as a joke between the two of you. But deep down she knows if she could she would marry you ina heart beat.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Robin is physically gentle but like Eddie can be harsh without intending to be. Her mouth moves faster than her brain can sometimes and she just talks without thinking.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Loves hug, absolute hug machine. Will run in for a hug and squeeze you til you can't breathe.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Like I said, when she falls she falls hard. And Robin can talk about her emotions pretty easily so I could see her saying "I love you" within 6-8 weeks of dating.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Robin is the jealous type... Hands down she doesn't like it when girls talk to you but she isn't territorial about you, just scared someone with swoop in and try being better than her.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Very soft, super soft lips. Always using chapstick because she forgets to drink water most of the time.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Young kids and Robin don't mix well. She finds them mostly irritating but she does have a soft spot for babies.
Older kids she doesn't mind and has quickly gotten use to due to being around the gang so often.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Struggle bus rider in the morning. Hates mornings, finds it difficult to wake up and tends to run late most of the time in the morning unless someone else is waking her up.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Robin is definitely a night person. Tends to stay up pretty late doing random shit around the house.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Robin is very open about herself and tends to talk more than necessary. She gives up information about herself without really thinking about it.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Very impatient if it's something she doesn't enjoy something. Robin tends to struggle with waiting without needing something to entertain her.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Robin would retain important information (important dates, favorite colors/animals, possible allergies) but if someone asked her on the spot it would evaporate from her brain as if she never had the information in the first place.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Your first real date. Robin would set up a picnic in a nice clearing in the woods. You two had a romantic time and it also ended in your first kiss.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Robin isn't super protective of her partner but isn't scared to throw dirty looks at people who try starting trouble.
You on the other hand tend to be protective over Robin. She doesn't need to be coddled but quite enjoys being with someone protective.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Robin pulls out all the stops when it comes to her partner. Really thoughtful and fancy gifts. Cooks meals for you constantly and enjoys watching you eat what she's made for you.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Never on time/Gets side tracked easily. Though it's not necessarily her fault she tends to not have the best concept of time. It's so bad you've gotten into the habit of telling her you'll be leaving for places an hour in advance just in case.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Robin always wants to look her best for her partner. Constantly preening herself as she looks at her reflection while getting ready to see you.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yes, Robin loves you with her entire heart. And she's attached now so being without you would suck for her.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Robin tends to find random things while out of the house and just picking them up off the ground.
Mostly she brings home rocks she finds cool and has a collection.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
People who are too serious. Anyone who gets too serious when it's not needed she doesn't want to be around. Robin understands needing to be serious but not all the time.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Robin tends to stay up later at night. Probably to around 2am, but ends up sleeping til noon or maybe longer if you let her.
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
More than likely Robin will be wide awake still and want to do something together (watch a movie, cuddle up, maybe cook a meal) This is when Robin is at her clingiest and isn't afraid to show it by sticking to you constantly. (Not that you mind it)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Your stomach, soft or not the few times Robin doesn't mind cuddling up to you she lays her head on your stomach and enjoys the comfort of it.
For Robin it's her smile. She simply just has a very beautiful smile that can and should be appreciated.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
When you first met Robin she was completely untouched, never even masturbated before. But once you started dating you showed her how to get off.
Now she has a slight obsession with getting her partner off by tribbing most of the time.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Nothing gets Robin going more than giving her compliments. And if you dare to call her a good girl she'll be putty in your hands.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Very in experienced when you met. Probably only kissed before.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
(See Cum)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Robin would be cracking jokes constantly. Probably so often it would break both of your focus unless you shut her up.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Extremely well groomed.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Robin would be goofy most of the time but once you're in the moment everything becomes sensual over time.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Now that she knows what she's doing, Robin tends to masturbate once in a while but would likely prefer sex.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise (to her), face sitting (both ways), hair pulling (to you)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Definitely would like it all around the house, back of a car maybe even in the bathroom of a party you're at. But her favorite place would be in the shower.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Just being close to her partner and teasing her. She's pretty easy to get riled up.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
No Anal, no painful stuff
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
50/50 but part of me really thinks she'd like receiving a lot more.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
(See Goofy)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Robin would be down for quickies.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
I could see her being paranoid about getting caught but once you reassure her she would enjoy herself and not really think about being caught.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Robin bounces back pretty quickly and has a lot of energy so I could see her going for a while.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I could see Robin buying a double ended dildo or even one of those little vibrators that looks like lipsticks.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Robin isn't much of a tease but just very forward with what she wants.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
She's definitely a little louder when moaning. She's talkative by nature so I could see her being noisy.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Robin enjoys riding your thigh. So much that you end up buying a grind mat just for her.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Robin probably has a smaller chest (b-cup maybe?) But has nice round hips.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Robin doesn't have a high sex drive but if you were to ask she'd be more than willing to go.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She's a ball of energy so she'll be up for quite a while. Probably off do whatever activity she enjoys until the early hours of the morning and then falling asleep.
𓆩Steve Harrington𓆪
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Steve is affectionate mostly by words not actions. Tends to baby you (kind of)
But when he does things for you it's weirdly subtle stuff. Like tying your shoes, taking you out, buying you stuff he knows you like or just random little trinkets as "just because" gifts.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
He's very much a mom friend.
Constantly checks in on friends by asking if they're okay. He always asks you the most though. Plus he forces food and drinks on you whenever he's around so he knows you're definitely eating.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Steve probably isn't much of a cuddler but if you're having a rough day (or if he is) he's gonna want to cuddle. Prefers to hold you to his chest/facing eachother.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Steve is gonna want to put a ring on your finger the moment it feels appropriate. Probably would start talking about having a family together after being together for 6 months.
Fantastic at cleaning! Cooking?
...Steve is terrible at cooking. Man could burn water somehow. He can somehow burn something but have it still be raw in the middle.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Steve could end a relationship. It would crush him to dump someone who he loves regardless of what happens but he could do it.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
(See Domestic)
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Both physically and emotionally Steve is gentle. Comes off very harsh but never actually says anything that would be hurtful or mean.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Steve doesn't care for cuddling often but hugs. He loves hugs. Would be the kind of boyfriend who would hug you from behind when just standing somewhere.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
From past experiences (*cough, cough* Nancy again *cough) he'd probably be hesitant from saying it at first but if y said it before he did he'd be elated.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Oh he's definitely a jealous guy. Doesn't mind you hanging out with people (obviously) but if he sees someone hitting on his partner he's not gonna happy. Probably would go about flaunting how much he can hug/kiss/touch you in front of whoever decided to try talking to you. Just to rub it in that you're taken.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Steve is a fantastic kisser, definitely the best on the list from how much practice he's had. Like Robin he moisturizes, not because he doesn't drink water but he just wants to make sure his lips don't get dry or chapped.
He's a forehead kisser and I will die on this hill. He'd take your face in his hands and kiss your forehead. All while telling you how much he loves you.
Enjoys cheek kisses but specifically on his little beauty marks the most.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
We've all seen how Steve is basically mother hen with the Party. Babies adore him, small kids like him but he would probably find them irritating with the vast amount of questions they ask. Doesn't mean he doesn't have the patience for them though.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Steve wakes up early, but my god is he never on time in the mornings. Definitely hogs the bathroom just trying to get his hair to look right, it's gotten so bad you'd buy a vanity for this man to do his hair at out of fear of your bladder exploding eventually.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Beauty routines, and in bed by 11 at the latest, midnight if he really wants to push it.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
It would take a lot of trust for Steve to open up about himself. He's had a bad childhood and craves a family to be around but also has difficulty trusting just anyone with his past.
But once you break past that hard shell he's open and honest about everything he's been through.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Very patient. He has to be since he's the designated babysitter for the Party. Honestly if he wasn't as patient as he is he'd probably be balding by now from all the stress he'd be under.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Knows you like no one else. Pays extra attention to all your likes and dislikes. Probably even ends up correcting others when they say you like something or get something about you wrong.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
The first time you said "I love you".
You said it first in passing like it was nothing and he'd stand there stunned for a second. Ask you to repeat yourself and you would. Word for word with a smile to match your confession. He'd nod along with what you said, say it back before you continue the conversation and keeping a straight face.
But on the inside he'd be doing cartwheels and screaming with joy over it.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Very protective. Steve would be the kind of boyfriend to pull you closer or step in front of you if there's a problem. He may not have the best track record when it comes to fighting but he sure has the spirit.
But if roles were reversed and someone said something bad about Steve an you jumped down their throat defending him... Well he'd be shocked. He's so use to having people expect him to defend himself he wouldn't know what to say hearing someone defending him.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Steve is putting in THE MOST effort. At anytime he needs or wants to get you a gift he knows exactly what to get.
And not all of his gifts are practically but they're something he knows you'd like everytime.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Withdrawals after arguments. Steve isn't the most in touch with his feelings all the time and would probably have difficulty talking over issues with you after an argument but he'd try after taking time to cool off.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
I love Steve but oh my God he's like a bird at times...
Always preening himself to make sure he looks good for his partner or just in general. An no amount of reassurance of how attractive you find him even when he's a mess can make him calm down with it.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yes, like Robin, once he's attached he has a hard time detaching (*insert 3rd Nancy mention here*). If anything happens to his partner or if y'all broke up it would honestly devastate him. He'd be pretty lost for a while only because of how much love he has for you.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
(Listen... I will go to bat for this headcanon, you can rip it from my cold dead hands!!!)
He'd be a fantastic teacher. Probably English or History teacher at Hawkins Middle School. Plus he'd be a coach of some kind. Even fills in for the Highschool Gym classes on occasion if needed.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Stuck up people. They'd remind him too much of his past self and how much of an asshole he use to be.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Sleeps like a rock most of the time but if you wake him up he does that scared mom gasp and jolt up. Like everything is emergency... But you're just waking him up cause he's hogging the blankets or something.
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Aftercare KING! Holding you to his chest with rubbing your back. Gives you soft kisses on the head and already had water prepared for after. Probably would want to take a warm bath together afterwards and just enjoy eachothers company.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Steve is an ass man... Touching it, squeezing it, smacks as he walks by just to mess with you. Just loves your ass with his whole heart.
For him... Surprisingly his arms. Steve is most definitely a lot stronger than he appears. His clothes tend to be a little baggy but he's got some nice arms that look even better when he's lifting something.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This man would want to cum in side you any chance you let him. He's somewhat territorial and would probably see it as some way of marking his territory but also fulfilling another need itching inside him.
But if you weren't exactly happy with the idea of that he'd probably wear condoms or just finish on you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Claims to be a Dom but is a service switch. He just really enjoys your reactions more than anything.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Steve is the most experienced person on the list. He's dated a lot of people, slept with a few girls. Had at least 1 girlfriend. He definitely knows what he's doing when it comes down to it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy style, good position for your pleasure and he gets the perfect angle to smack your ass whenever he wants to.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
No Steve is serious. Can't crack a joke when he's in his head about performing well and making sure you're feeling the best he can give you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
If you saw Steve before he dove into the lake in season 4 we know that man isn't shaving. Trimmed a bit maybe but nothing too major.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very sensual and romantic. Slow in his actions and always has a hand on you somewhere.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Since getting in a relationship I think Steve doesn't see the need to masturbate. If he wants to get off he'll just ask or try getting you in the mood (taking concent into consideration of course).
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding kink (to you), edging (to him), degradation (to you)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Steve is not like anyone else on this list. He does not give a fuck where you two are if either are you are horny it's being dealt with asap.
Most of your experiences end up in a bed but if he had to pick a favorite place it probably the kitchen. There's been many of times you've ended up bent over a counter with him behind you in some fashion.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Just his partner doing mundane everyday things. One second he's just appreciating having you in his life and suddenly his brain is just shifting to the thought of how much he wants to stay with you forever and start a family with you. An something in him just keeps scratching at his brain with the thoughts of fucking you.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
No choking or cuckolding
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Prefers receiving because he prefers usithis hands on you and talking you through making you feel good instead.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Starts slow but sometimes gets carried away an becomes fast and rough. But you can be guaranteed that Steve isn't leaving you high and dry.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Steve usually refers taking his time but sometimes he just can't.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
(See Location)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Steve is in good shape so I'd imagine he can go for a while. I'd say 3-4 rounds if he's really in the mood.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Definitely owns a vibrator, probably an egg vibrator he likes using for extra stimulation when he's inside his partner.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh Steve is a massive tease. He'd go as far as to mock you if you end up trying to beg for him to touch you even. He'd never pass up the chance to degrade you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Listen... Steve is probably still stuck in the whole stigma of "men shouldn't moan" but when you're on top of him... It's like he becomes a completely different person. Whiny, moaning mess who can't seem to keep him mouth shut for long.
Tries to save face by shit talking but gets shut up pretty quickly with a grind of your hips on him.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Steve as multiple sex mix tapes... No I will not be further explaining this.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Steve carries the confidence of a guy with a massive dick. But honestly I think he's just above average but not huge. So I'll just say 7 inches. Definitely a shower.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Steve has a high sex drive. Craves you constantly but refrains out of fear of being way too much.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
His main concern after sex is making sure you're okay even if he's exhausted he stays awake. But the second he realizes you're out he's down for the count and sleeps like a log.
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hello ms. comrade Ironside, longtime reader, first time caller.
as a fellow writer of queer erotica, I was wondering if you had any thoughts/spoons to share those thoughts on wordpress being swept into the AI debacle under automattic? (I think that’s what you use to host your cool website, forgive me if I am mistaken.) I’m trying to figure out where to set up an author website of my own so I don’t have to host my stuff on tumblr anymore, but I’m a bit gun-shy in the current moment. I know AI trawling is inevitable in today’s internet, but as someone who’s been doing the indie author thing for some time (and admirably!), is there something you would recommend, best practices or otherwise, to someone just trying to get their metaphorical kite off the ground? or anything you wish you knew when you set up your own author-type socials? any thought at all would be genuinely appreciated.
thanks for your time, and I hope you and yours are as well as can be expected 🖤
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but afaik nothing approaching best practices has been figured out yet; it's all already happening and there's precious little as can be done to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Of course I uncheck all the little boxes in settings and deny them my consent or whatever, but I don't think a gaggle of unimaginative piss-bellied technocrats who decided it was a sensible use of vast amounts of water and power to teach a computer how to write very badly are what I'd call trustworthy. I'm still gonna move all my website shit off of Wordpress because they won't let me get rid of the stupid AI assistant thing, but that's more a case of their UI being ugly and dumb than me thinking it'll actually do any good.
Best I can tell you on that front is to try to find yourself a niche and develop yourself as an artist from there; "Write the kinds of books you wish other people were writing" is good general advice, and a human operator is always going to be capable of things a predictive network just isn't. Other ppl are gonna disagree with that, but they're wrong. Their understanding of resource allocation and scarcity is just childishly naive and you shouldn't waste your time listening to people who think we're gonna solve climate change with apps or whatever.
Far as social media goes, this is still the best one for hocking books as far as I can tell. I'm hearing a lot of good things about Cohost and Pillowfort, but their user bases are still quite small, and I haven't found the indie author community on Bluesky yet. If Tumblr goes belly up I'll probably end up migrating to one of those first two primarily b/c I think longform blogging is the secret stuff for ppl like me who are just too crabby and agoraphobic to be Twitter influencers; I may not be any good at videos or regular quick posts or documenting the writing process (which is too bad, b/c a lot of my friends who do that stuff seem to be having fun with it), but I sure can Lay Out Some Thoughts in A Few Paragraphs and I like to think that's something ppl expect from a novelist.
Also, never get in a public argument, don't go posting Your Thoughts On The Issues unless someone asked or you feel like you've got something interesting to say, and be very selective with how much and what personal information you give out to the hoi polloi. Those are my 3 rules for how to do social media good.
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Donnie SFW HCs
Warnings: opinions, fluff
A/N: Why is this kind of sad...? I thought about doing a tournament for my best fic (not including headcannons). I think it'd be funny, but I don't know yet... :/
Raph | Leo | Mikey
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Sometimes it doesn't seem like he's very affectionate.
But he just shows it in a way that isn't as noticeable as the others.
Donnie builds you things and will fix the things in your house. He loves building things for you.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His hands... or his eyebrows... Donnie is a very hands on person, constantly working. But also absolutely loves his eyebrows even if they're fake.
He's not sure, he hasn't thought about it much. If he was asked he would probably say your eyes or nose. He thinks your eyes are beautiful, but he also likes when you wrinkle your nose.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
At first, he's not a big cuddler, but as time goes on he leans into it.
He's a bigger fan of being cuddled. Laying his head on your stomach, but he loves being the big spoon.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
He's iffy on settling down. He's not sure if he really deserves it.
Donnie is a decent cook, though he prefers baking. Because it has more to due with science...
He's good at cleaning. His room is decently clean, his desk is a little messy much like his lab. But everything has its place.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He's blunt. He knows that he doesn't have to sugar coat anything. As much as he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, he doesn't really know how to go about it without hurting you.
Donnie would immediately leave after dropping the news with a short explanation. He really doesn't know what to do if you get upset.
F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Once again... He's iffy.
Donnie wants to be with you, he really enjoys having you around, but he's not sure if marriage is what he wants.
He understands why his brothers did/want to get married, he understands the appeal. But he's not sure if it's for him. Does he really deserve it?
He'd outright ask if marriage is something you would want in the future. He'd then make plans from there.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Physically he's pretty gentle, generally. He can be rough if he's working on something, but overall he's gentle.
Emotionally he's pretty blunt. Emotions aren't his forte, he doesn't know how to deal with them. He tries his best though.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Donnie thinks hugs are okay.
He doesn't go looking for them, he sometimes doesn't want them when his brothers do drag him into one.
But he's not that upset by it if it does happen.
His hugs start off pretty stiff, but after a while they become comforting.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
It takes Donnie a long time to say it or even to acknowledge that he did in fact love you.
Possibly close to a year or more.
He feels like this isn't something to be said whenever, so he wants to know if love is actually what he's feeling before saying it.
After he says it, it's rare that you'll hear it again. Mostly when he thinks you need to hear it or when he's unbelievably happy.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Donnie gets jealous very easily, but with that comes a lot of insecurity and anxiety too.
He's used to being sidelined so he feels anxious if someone is giving you attention.
Though, he keeps his face neutral and will stand next to or behind you. He's pretty intimidating, so it scares off whoever is talking to you.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
This is something else he feels isn't something that should be done at random, though sometimes he does randomly kiss you. Normally he kisses you when he's happy or during romantic dates.
Donnie prefers chaste kisses, but if he has the time or you guys are alone he'll kiss you more passionately.
He prefers kissing your lips and cheek. He likes when you kiss his plastron or temple. Just something quick when you're passing.
He likes knowing that you think about him.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
He's not bad around kids, but not great around them either.
Actual live children anyways. Shelldon, best dad ever.
He's thought about having kids, other than his robot kids anyways. He thinks it's something he'd be up for, but is terrified of it at the same time.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
If he actually goes to bed: he gets up at a decent time. 6-9am. He likes to stay in bed longer if you're in bed. Talking about projects and cuddling.
If he doesn't go to bed: he leaves his lab around the same time. He works, not really paying attention to anything around him.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
If he goes to bed: Donnie has a nighttime routine that helps him wind down, though he still doesn't go to bed until around midnight.
If he isn't going to bed: He leaves his lab before everyone goes to sleep and gets water, coffee, and snacks so he doesn't risk waking anyone up.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Things about missions, he'll tell you as much as you want to know. He'll get detailed if you ask.
Personal things? Other than some of his favorite things, he keeps pretty secret. Not just anyone gets to know that stuff.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Pretty easily if you mess with his tech.
But other than that? It takes a lot.
He has a tendency to explode when it all gets to be too much though. This includes tears, he hates it.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
He has a little bit of a hard time remembering things.
He'll remember really weird things you've said, but sometimes forgets more important things.
Donnie does record everything, so he'll find it somehow.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
The first time he let you touch his shell.
When he built you armor.
First "I love you."
He has a video he's been making with all of his favorite moments with you.
Maybe he'll play it at your wedding.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He built you armor. So... pretty protective
Donnie would prefer you to stay away from the fight all together, but if you end up in the cross fire, at least you have protection.
He knows you have his back no matter what and that's good enough.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
He puts a lot of effort into everyday tasks, but he somewhat slips up with anniversaries and dates.
It's not something he's good at. Sure, he loves being prepared for anything, but he gets anxious with those things.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He shuts down when you mention his emotions. He does talk about them more after a while, but sometimes he still just shuts down.
He doesn't know when to take a break and it's almost impossible to get him to take one.
Donnie sometimes holds back his stims because he feels embarrassed by them (especially in public).
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
He likes dressing up and looking nice, but he also enjoys dressing comfortably and in clothes that are easy to fight in.
As for himself? He always makes sure his eyebrows are perfect.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He wouldn't know what to do, how to feel if he lost you.
Donnie tends to hide away if you're gone and crawls out of his cave when you come back.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
In his lab, when he's working, he likes to play the New Horizons soundtrack. The Wii store music is somewhere in that playlist too.
He does most (if not all) his vocal stims when he's in his lab.
Knows as much or more about FNAF lore as MatPat. Thought about making replicas of the animatronics but remember Albearto.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Don't make fun of his brothers...
Don't call him a robot, a monster, or emotionless. He already feels like he is those things...
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
He's a light sleeper. He wakes up to almost every noise and movement, so he soundproofed his room.
He occasionally talks in his sleep. It's absolute nonsense.
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